NewStats: 3,264,047 , 8,182,408 topics. Date: Monday, 09 June 2025 at 12:21 PM 461i57

I suspect he has been knacking his gf for years and she never mistakenly got pregnant. That is the No1 trigger for sexually-active unmarried people to go do fertility test. He should consider sperm donor. For unforeseen reasons like this, you cannot afford to be 33+ and broke.

ufotty2001:
by religious woman I mean the extreme religious women.. they don't believe on themselves, they don't believe on self development, they always believe that there is something negative chasing them, they put their pastor and church first before their husband.

Hahaha. This one is kinda true.
I have a friend like this. Funny she was trying to the paranoia to me. Always telling me a friend is out to get me/my home over things as basic as ant infestation. 😂😂😂

I don't get the hype with virgin houses as they call it. Tiny windows, no cross-ventilation, tiny stairs, no greenery, no store, no dining area, no balcony, you have to put gas cylinder inside your kitchen. In the past balcony served as play area for us. We dey play better ball and bton for balcony . Neighbour downstairs go dey shout because of the thumping of our feet.

These days your child won't even see space to crawl! You can't buy walker for your child because once you put 5seater chair and TV console, house done full!

Everybody carries food into the room to eat while pressing phone and watching amebo on blogs. No parking space. People park on the street and their brain box disappears by morning. Yet landlords have mind to ask for 1.5m for mini-flat.

Left to me, my first choice for rentage is an old house. Except I see a new house whose landlord has conscience.

cococandy:
I never want to hear another half-breed-low-IQ-inferior-DNA-man talking nonsense about women being emotional.

The majority of you do not possess the logic you claim to have more of than women do. It’s been an embarrassing spectacle after spectacle. All ego driven. No logic. No common sense.

You guys need to shut up and listen to the better men amongst you since you obviously don’t listen to women.

ufotty2001:
Do not marry a religious woman.

SIR Ufotty, is there something you want to share with us?

TheWebbers:
Nairaland is the wrongest place to bring marriage topics.

Watch has this thread will be flooded by under 30 jobless men.

They will tell you how worhtless women are and how marriage is not worth it, and how they can never marry in this life.

But meanwhile, if they give you just 5 minutes access to their phone, you will open your mouth waaa with what you will see. You will see them begging women for attention and sending gifts she never asked for.

Truth is, an heterosexual man is nothing without a woman in his life. Not women but a woman. You are just not completely fulfilled no matter how much you try.

The topics of marriage that makes it to the internet are the bad ones because it is news worthy. There is no news about a working marriage. So whenever you see a marriage thread, its the bad one and people will think that is how all the marriages in the world are. But for every bad marriage and divorce that made it to the news, there are 1500 good ones that dont make it.

I have been married for 3 years and I'm loving it. My wife is the most stubborn woman I have met in my life. In fact we just finished settling one minor qurell before typing this. But she is also the sweetest gift I have ever had. I dont know what would have happened to me if I didn't marry her. She is the kindest, sweetest and most loving human being I know.

Yes, there are conflicts but we have made a decision not to go to sleep without sorting it out. And this has helped us.

Marriage is sweet for many and sour for some. But in general, train yourself to be a good and loving person and when there are conflicts, iron it out fast before it degenerates.

😂😂😂😂😂😂 You sabi them.

Congrats to you and your wife.
Wishing you more years of bliss.

Futuristica:


She doesn't cook or cannot and not willing to learn as she was burning food daily.some lies here and there,invested huge monies repeatedly and lost them in ponzy schemes against my advice,she never apologises,talks to me anyhow etc

Una dey really marry o. Shuoo!!
All this from a wife?

Futuristica:

She doesn't have a child for me yet after over 7years and I can say that I started the divorce thing first as I was fond of threatening her that if she doesn't do right,we may have to have a divorce

You two need to be calming down.

FalseProphet1:

Please give me like 10 of the crocodiles, I want to use it for prayers.

Let your brother here talk true first. 😂

AngelicBeing:
Hian , 57 crocodiles , like seriously, l know you are joking but continue 😂
Meanwhile, l am the one who called your house assistant to WORK SMART otherwise you will sack her , l have her and cell phone number 😜

I am not. You will get 1 crocodile from the 57.
This man here is 37yo. 37 whole years. 3 years away from 40, but somehow all the females are bad and he is angel Gabriel. How is it possible a 37yo decent man with a good circle cannot boast of meeting 1 responsible woman? Then something is wrong with him or his selection process. As for love. An almost 40yrs old man is looking for a small girl to deceive with love.
Men are deluded into thinking older men are so attractive and desired solely for that. Whereas their appeal is financial stability. Bring that your money or move away.

Lol! I knew there was a snitch here.
Either that or she has very strong instincts.

The day I see a single Nigerian man it he might be the cause of his inability to marry like they assume for women, I will share 57 crocodiles on Nairaland.

So? As long as polygamous men are sleeping with women, not goats, it would go round. There is a high probability they sleep with someone's gf, sister, fiancee, wife or mother. This is common sense.

Nazgul:

I edited my post. They don't rear donkeys.

Let me shock you, if no one tells you, you'll comfortably eat donkey meat thinking it's cow cos its impossible to differentiate between donkey and cow meat. They taste exactly the same.

It's easy to identify goat cos of its unique smell and taste, pig as well. But you see that donkey, you'll never know unless you're told.

In fact I've heard rumors that most of the beef being sold in Enugu is donkey meat.

Yea, I have actually seen the meat. It was my mum that told me it is anu jarkie. Even dog meat, when I saw it, I knew something wasn't right with the skin, but I couldn't place it. Thankfully the person was ethical enough to say what it was. Some people don't tell. They don't care if it is against your (religious) belief or for health reasons. Very annoying attitude.

Nazgul:

That's the regular meat in Ebonyi state o. Especially outside Abakaliki. You'll hardly see cow meat in villages. Just donkey, goat and okuko igbo. That's the available protein you'll have to make your choice from on market days.

Let me even shock you. I've not eaten beef in Ebonyi state before only in Lagos other Eastern states.

Meaning they rear donkeys there? Would be lovely seeing so many donkeys on a farm. I have heard of this and I thought it is akin to the story of Ngwa people eating humans. So I shoved it aside. In that case I will eat fish, goat meat and chicken, please. 😂

The funny thing here is that Ebonyi people don't rear it. It's brought in from Niger (country not state) in open trailers, offloaded to the markets and sold.

Interestingggggg!!!!

marticeus:
Your sharing pattern na wa, Your dad and mum are one, they deserve one ram, your inlaws one ram, then you deserve one yourself, based on principle of equitable distribution. That your mother in law na person she be, treat her like your own mum if you know.

Maybe his dad and mum are no more one.
Abi you no see stepmum for the story? He has shared it the best way he could. His inlaws might be christians too. 😃

Nazgul:

Anu Jakie you mean.

I've missed that meat.

Why would anyone eat donkey?
After e suffer alive, you still chop am in death? Or they don't use it for labour there? 😩

ernieboy:
according to the report she was the one that designed the phishing websites used for the crimes, it takes a techie to be able to design a websites that can deceive people into believing it is a legit govt site.

I guess (greed + bad company).
She would have lived comfortably with her legit salary going by my little observation of her. If she needs bulk money, she should organise masterclass __N10000 from at least 5000 newbies and everywhere would soft.😈

I doubt she was into tech tech.
I have stumbled on her a few times and there was no career trail if you get what I mean. So I just left and didn't look back. If she was an actual tech-sis, why would she resort to fraud?
Greed is a thing sha.

Love800:
No. They have not.

I like as you talk true. 😂
E be like you no get wahala.

olawaleatanda:
una don start

80% is quite a large sample size. Meaning 8 out of 10. 80 out of 100. There is no way his female loved ones won't make the cut.

Love800:
80percent in life, a man is usually behind a woman's success!

The honest bitter truth.

Does your gf own a land?
Does your mother own a land?

A simple YES or NO would do here.

Sonnobax15:

Imagine collecting all the glories without acknowledging the guyman behind the purchase of the land

Have you bought land for any woman?
Or has your banny bought land?
Just open mouth waaa

doggedfighter:


Sleepless nights over swollen scrotum that could be infected ?

Spits !!!

😂😂😂😂😂

Acidosis:
Any subscription-based pay-TV programme that concentrates fully on the Nigerian market will fail. There's no other way. You either go the way of YouTube and Spotify by bombarding people with ads to make up for their low purchasing power and poverty, or pack up. Another way is to make your money by stealing data, then sell to willing partners abroad. But if your aim is to convince Nigerians to pay for streams, apps, or anything they can easily get a counterfeit from China or a fraudulently-hacked alternative that allow multiple s (e.g., Truecaller Pro, Canvas, Capcut, Netflix, Apple Music etc.), you have already failed before you even begin. They will never pay because they can't afford it.

Unfortunately, we don't even see our inability to afford basic things like that as a problem because of our strong affinity for failed governance. In fact, Nigerians consider their low purchasing power and inability to afford the very basic things of life as smartness because there is always that fake engineer and hacker willing to by the due process as well as a professional politician willing to convince them to exercise the same level of patience their great grandparents had.

Ordinary Grammarly Pro subscription, many can't afford. Microsoft Office installation, they still can't afford, instead we run to computer village, the home of fake counterfeit software, looking for a fake uncertified engineer to install a fake software or a fake movie site that sells their data to American and Chinese companies for crumbs.

No lies. I knew I have finally been released from the stronghold of free things when I paid for YouTube Music and Grammarly Pro.

Nazgul:
Married 4th wife or married for the fourth time?

If his 3 previous wives left him without looking back despite his wealth, then the problem is from him.

Never knew this.
He should keep recycling wives.
A serial husband and father...

Nigerian men and confusion. The same people insulting women for entering marriages with N5000. The same people complaining that they are being married for poverty alleviation.

I don't pity many of you when you end up with the wrong women. It is what you deserve.
Wives that use you to time.

No, I don't.

Speak for yourself or your wives/mothers and sisters as the case may be. 🤝

This one wants to chop Nazgul's money.
Thank God Naz done go buy Tbills. E no wan hear story this time.

Same reason I hate those crazy hypemen at bars, events and all. I wonder when they became a norm. Always saying premiun nonsense. I mentioned it on a thread I created and some people said it is jealousy. I love the good life and I am a fan of chop life. But to constantly put down a set of the working population makes no sense.