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Fat people have this irritating look when you ask them to shift in a public transport, it's shift I asked for, no one is telling you to stop eating!

Everybody will be acting well coordinated and matured until e reach time for food.. abeg I no mature, I wan chop.

Bite your lower lip and pronounce letter "O" That's how to moan. Not haa haaaa! it sucks�

Forgive your ex, call her, invite her for lunch at a public place, ask her to close her eyes, remove her wig and run
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HomorBj:


The nigga wey dey chase him dream,dem don arrest am

na for ikorodu them nab am

To the science students here: Is mosquito a domestic or wild animal?

If Judas, an insider could betray Jesus, then Peter, a right hand man could deny Him. My brother, nothing is new at all.

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Non matter how romantic your text message is, It can never beat mobile money notification... U gerrit

HolyStriker:


Clowns everywhere

Coat wey I cut according to my size don dey tight me for armpit.�

Fact of life, After Monday & Tuesday, even the calendar says W T F..

There are people that wait for Netnaija to a movie before they can watch it. Then there are those that wait so they can collect it through Xender ��

I knew I was wicked when I used to pour salt on earthworms and watch them suffer and die.

LieDetector:
I stayed in Usse offot in my final year. But from 100-300L, I stayed in ikpa Road. Cultists been too disturb for that ikpa road. People no dey go house once it's 9pm. If I should stay out till 9, I dey kuku go night class go sleep. If not, them go stop you search you collect your phone..

exactly, ikpa road axis na their area.
We in Perm site hardly have encounter with them, so when people say cultist de uniuyo, it's hard for me to believe

LieDetector:
this your story reminds me of when I was beaten up by cultist in my 200L in uniuyo. It was a sunny afternoon and I wanted to go pay my friend a visit in one student luxury apartment. At the gate, I saw some guys crowded there but I ed without greeting. One muttered that "sebi u no sabi greet na". Me too muttered in a low tone "as per gate man wey you b for here na". I didn't know he heard me and I was 100 percent sure they didn't live there as I used to go there steady. As I went inside and my friend wasn't around I was about leaving then this particular dude grabbed me by the shirt and slapped me. Ewei! Before I could turn another slap don land me for the other eyes. I just dey explain myself give one of them that one seemed sympathetic to what I was going through and just asked me to go. That I should forget it. People ed by and saw how I was being manhandled and did absolutely nothing. It's funny sha

Omo the best part of uniuyo is Perm site, no encounter with all these cultist at all, everywhere just cool

Girls who bleach their skin are the one who has the right to say “i will show you my true color”

Always try to work on your weaknesses. Telling someone this is who I am doesn’t make sense. Work on yourself!

As a man, your barber is an important part of your life✅

Imagine the money you'll make if you go to hell to sell cold water.

Kitchen Tips : Always chew gum while frying plantain so e fit reach d whole family �

Imagine you're locked in a lion's den and the only way out is by solving maths....
Will you get out?? �


As for me I don go be that ��

Historically bad people live longer than the good ones,I've chosen my way don't know about y'all

Movie never start
Popcorn � & Pepsi don finish
And you told me you ate before leaving the house �

�� The Nigerian dream is to leave Nigeria and be PRAYING for Nigeria outside Nigeria.

subsidywise18:


Tracy used to be a common name for males in times past. Like Vivian and evelyn

are you seriously serious? Evelyn?

When you ask your rich friend to cut soap for you, and he actually went to his bathroom and bring out a black nylon.

Parents please check names well before giving them to your kids.

How can you name your male child
"TRACEY"?�

Ok

Deleting your big paragraph to text back “ok” is a different type of self control.