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uchaymart(m): 11:50pm On Feb 26, 2022
this is another content creator in the office for his social media .........

the supposed mad girl (Amaka) that is seen running around was trying to pull her gown down to cover up unclothedness...........
uchaymart(m): 9:45pm On Feb 26, 2022
you forgot to add the ones that got orientation from home to keep 10k for town posting cool.............las las dem still chop inside bush posting

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uchaymart(m): 10:00pm On Feb 22, 2022
so that old baba there is a member of Boko Haram.........

God please bring my Visa Approval day close so that i will leave this film industry.
uchaymart(m): 5:46pm On Feb 22, 2022
gistray:
By this analogy Gun producers should be sued for producing guns used by arm robbers to kill people



ASUU STRIKE GAVE YOU THE SPACE TO TYPE OFF lipsrsealed

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uchaymart(m): 8:18pm On Feb 21, 2022
so where did Abba Kyari learn drug peddling?
where did Fash learn how to find a hidden camera? oh ok this must be from Gulder Ultimate Search.
where did our Law makers learn how to steal public funds?

bunch of hypos........abeg shift undecided undecided
uchaymart(m): 11:11pm On Feb 20, 2022
jimfarayola:
Pls recommend a good IELTS tuition center in Ibadan for me

GO TO BODIJA/AWOLOWO ROAD YOU WILL FIND ONE THERE
uchaymart(m): 10:15pm On Feb 20, 2022
THIS CUTE ABIOLA HAD BETTER PUT PEN TO PAPER AND LEAVE NN ELSE HE WOULD BE SENT OUT TO THE FAR NORTH EAST IN THE POSTING OF TROOPS..............

SUPERIORS IN THE ARMED FORCES ARE FULL OF HATRED AND JEALOUS MINDS.

MY COUSIN IN THE NA HAS BEEN SENT OUT TO THE NORTH EAST 4 TIMES NOW BECAUSE HE BOUGHT A CAR AS "PRIVATE" IN THE NA AND SOMEONE HAS BEEN HATING AND WANTS HIM DEAD.

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uchaymart(m): 6:41pm On Feb 20, 2022
Darkandhandsom:
This Zubby guy needs to be investigated.
His sudden wealth is questionable.
Either he is into fraud or did blood money ritual

IT IS STILL YOUR TYPE WHO SHOUT MONEY RITUAL DOES NOT EXIST........NOW YOU WANT ZUBBY TO BE INVESTIGATED B/C OF HOW HE SPENDS.................WHERE WERE YOU WITH THIS QUESTION WHEN HE (ZUBBY) WAS BROKE?

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uchaymart(m): 6:29pm On Feb 19, 2022
This is what baffles me the most with couples shocked shocked..........These 3 look alike..........from L-R.........WIFE, DAUGHTER, HUSBAND......

Congratulations to you, Young Girl
uchaymart(m): 10:28am On Feb 18, 2022
hmm i am just imagining how God and his Angels will view Nigeria? Maybe as a comedy channel.
uchaymart(m): 6:08pm On Feb 17, 2022
SCRIPT105.

IF THE FEDS WANT REALLY WANT TO FIGHT CORRUPTION, THEY SHOULD HAND HIM OVER TO THE USA FOR THE FIRST CRIME HE WAS INVOLVED IN...
uchaymart(m): 4:17pm On Feb 17, 2022
NwaAmaikpe:
shocked




Don't do this to yourself.
I understand the urge but do not succumb.
If your self-control is weak, indulge me as I lead you through hypnosis.

Close your eyes,
Psych yourself that your preek is a snake, and you need to run away from it.
But do not run brother.

You are a man.
Hold that snake by the neck so it doesn't get away,

Grab it.
Strangle it,
Roughen up it's sides; from the neck to it's midbody so you can weaken all of it's bones ,
Don't stop,
Just don't stop till that snake spits out all of it's venom.

Open your eyes,
The snake is limp and dead.
You feel much better.
Rub the mess evenly on your body as a skin lotion.

Then thank me later.

Odogwu
uchaymart(m): 9:21am On Feb 17, 2022
Nigerian Politics. it is possible that Abba Kyari may not have had any deal with any drug cartel but the smartness in our corrupt Law/leaders who introduced the script thereby keeping him at arms length from the case in USA..

CONTINUE......

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uchaymart(m): 12:30pm On Feb 16, 2022
A military officer with less than 500k a month salary

this is why terrorism has come to stay because it is a way of making it big by these officers................Now tell me what his superiors in the office would have.

May God help us in this country
uchaymart(m): 12:06pm On Feb 16, 2022
Akinsete19:
NDLEA made me feel there can still be justice in this country.

thats what they want Nigerians to believe.

now, can this activity of drug investigation be paused while the USA take it up from the Abba Kyari crime with Hush? NO

Nigerians are very smart when it comes to corruption and saving their own.
uchaymart(m): 12:27pm On Feb 15, 2022
ngozika2us:
Nnamani...guess could be related to Ken Nnamani

flee from ignorance my girl............the people from NKANU in Enugu state are most known with the name NNAMANI.

YOU NEVER KNEW, NOW YOU KNOW!!
uchaymart(m): 7:45pm On Feb 14, 2022
you are right.
uchaymart(m): 9:31am On Feb 14, 2022
Iyaebe:
Here are the list of nairalanders I love: 1:pocohantas 2:mariangeles 3:uyailcomparabl 4:franchasng 5:Pansophist 6:toks2008 7:thorpido 8:Ahnie 9:bukatyne 10:qtguru 11:linetune 12:mercychen 13:lalasticlala 14:Dominique 15:cococandy 16:ubunja 17:CaveAdullam 18:Emmaodet 19:crackhaus 20:datboredberry 21:fati2001 22:pettyprincess 23:Luminouz 24:jaxxy 25:kobojunkie. This are my top 25,love you all.

where is Kriss216 moniker
uchaymart(m): 8:17pm On Feb 13, 2022
WEREY
uchaymart(m): 8:13pm On Feb 13, 2022
NwaAmaikpe:
shocked



I'd have just said throw some poisoned fish in the ceiling or simply fumigate your house but no.

I've scanned my head, racked my brain to ponder over your post but I still have not and may not understand the essence of telling us about the girl who slept over in your house in this 'cat-in-my-ceiling' tale.

How does that relate to the subject matter?
Apparently to recieve accolades that your girl-game must be good if you could consummate new kpekus within a week.

But if your game was that good, a girl who came to the night in your house won't be sleeping already at the middle of the night,

If you were a maestro in the sheets, just the intensity of that lady's moans would have driven away even evil spirits from your roof.

It must have been really awful if cats and rodents had to cry out in protest for the poor girl.

Too bad you made a mess of your shot, I can only imagine the sight the poor girl must have endured, limp preek in an oversized boxer dangling as you poked the ceiling with a mopstick.

Next time you're going to be shagging a girl, use a hotel.

It's not fair that a lady would climb three flights of stairs just for a poor shag.
Tomorrow, you'd in complaining about women with yam-legs.

ANGEL OF THE UGLY TRUTH grin grin..........

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uchaymart(m): 10:51pm On Feb 12, 2022
DONT ALWAYS BLAME IT ON FAKE MATERIALS BUT THE GREED OF THE BUILDERS WHO MUST HAVE USED THE WRONG QUANTITY OF MATERIALS JUST FOR THEIR OWN GAIN..........RIP TO THE DEAD

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uchaymart(m): 9:33pm On Feb 11, 2022
is NOLLYWOOD also responsible for the rate which people leave the country? please fix the country
uchaymart(m): 10:40am On Feb 11, 2022
MrMcJay:
I learnt this happened close to a Police Area command. The Area commander, DPO Area command, S.O and others on duty should be ashamed of themselves.

forget this country PF ......it happened just opposite Area Command........more than 2000 police men could not chase 6 robbers.......in that tight area of the state
uchaymart(m): 11:25pm On Feb 10, 2022
Iyaebe:
That Ibadan you are living is a no-no,you could be a ritualist

grin grin grin grin grin grin grin

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uchaymart(m): 11:24pm On Feb 10, 2022
I believe Buhari has more than 1 phones/phone numbers sad.........please he should call his other phone numbers, i want to see something....

Thanks in advance.
uchaymart(m): 4:15pm On Feb 10, 2022
Maydfourth:
None of this during Ajimobis tenure ooo..A ma to Seyi Daran in Oyo State oooooo..

you opened your mouth waaaaaaaaaa. this same Best way-Idi Ape was attacked during the reign of Ajimobi.....

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uchaymart(m): 3:16pm On Feb 10, 2022
Kayharry:


First responder shud be police but where are they ? And thd station testing ground is not far from that scene.

where exactly did it happen....best way or idi ape
uchaymart(m): 12:41am On Feb 08, 2022
maybe the first snake messenger instructed Mummy Eve to give Daddy Adam 2 apples but she gave him just one. who knows what the snake has come to ask your babe to do to you for the second time after Daddy Adam............

your eye go clear very soon if you no run leave them to discuss as you no know wetin be privacy....

OP be wise....comot body for family matter oo smiley

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uchaymart(m): 5:56pm On Feb 07, 2022
something is wrong here or maybe i am overthinking sad sad

when this news broke earlier on, Access Bank denied saying their database was intact........now, EFCC has overlapped to make an arrest

the lines are not connecting anymore

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uchaymart(m): 1:07pm On Feb 07, 2022
OEBASSEY944:
my gf is a Ghanaian and I am very happy we met on the Up Ghana. com. forum

please ow can i deactivate my on that forum?

thanks in advance
uchaymart(m): 9:33am On Feb 07, 2022
Okoroawusa:
Bank manager in Nigeria. I will travel to the U.S. quite often and the gateman in the U S. will always open the door for me over there.

and you think you have won this case? okay when the Gateman in USA comes back to the country, he comes to your bank to open a DOM .............the amount of "yes sir" you would released on per second will be terrible..

always try to check both sides of the coin....

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