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NwaAmaikpe:



I hate slander.

I may understand the genesis of people's suspicions, apparently because Hanty is always at huncle's shows and never forgets to post birthday wishes out to him even when she won't do the same for her own husband or because her husband accused her of having a married boyfriend, but it is not enough to sit at a place and assume, let alone confirm people are having an affair.

I understand May is not into showbiz but is always around showbiz and entertainment circles and also getting endorsements that only big people in showbiz or those with big godfathers get, but it is still extreme for anyone to slander her like this.
And to imagine the audacity of his claims.

It is is an extreme accusation.

As an elder in sleeping with other people's wives, I can authoritatively confirm that in Nigerian tribes, mostly Igboland, the penalty for such is the death of the woman's husband or first son and also badluck on the sleeper.

But the coincidence of the death of hanty's first son death and huncle's house fire is not enough for people to conclude that they have been sleeping together.

Not at all, and that's the only reason in the world why the word coincidence and assumptions exist.

The fact that huncle's wife has said enough is enough with all she's been putting up with him and hanty's husband has suddenly ed God as his refuge is also still not enough for anyone to make such a heavy accusation.

Must we always attach conspiracy theories to everything?
Keep your accusations to yourself and face your own problems.

People must understand that even if you catch someone's preek inside kpekus, it is first not your business and still a mere allegation except they it to it and for which you can be sued and asked to apologize for. Unless you have money to defend yourself in court or bully your way through the facts of your accusations.

This is the right legal step taken because you can not categorically accuse a legend of sleeping with another legend's wife when you weren't their timekeeper during the act or have a video evidence of your claim.

Even though this is Nigeria where video and audio evidence of Babariga/dollar bribery was put to the bin by the courts, and the accused was considered victim enough to be made a party's national chairman.

I don't know if any other elder agrees with me that the audacity of this man's accusation is truly worrisome.

No one does it better than NwaAmaikpe!!!👑 Oyi Nwoke mama Ramotu🙌 dị ụmụ nwanyi ajadu🙌

NwaAmaikpe:




People will first try to demonize the chairman for saying this before actually realizing that it is not just the truth, but also common sense.

It's just like wanting to spend time with a hookup girl when you don't have shi-shi.

Simply put,
The absence of the ability to pursue an aspiration spells lack of capacity by default.

And that's why Nigeria can never get better because why will I throw away my 30million just because I want to serve my people and remedy the state's situation except I am sure I'd be reaping it back in untold folds?

That also is common sense.

Till political office is made an unlucrative wealth venture, Nigeria can never have selfless leaders.

I may be wrong, what does NwaAmaikpe know?

Onye nna 👑🙌

Pathokpo:

The Oracle himself have spoken the undiluted truth once again. Make I no lie this guy na be one of the only few people I dey follow on niaraland due to his ability to juggle the truth with sarcasm.

His comments are wrapped up with high quality sarcasm

NwaAmaikpe:




Good move but please who will end the money marriage that most married men suffer in their homes?

How do you explain that most wives now directly or indirectly charge their husbands for sex?

How do you explain that a man is the best of the bests of husbands as long as he has money but once he goes broke, his wife looks for the flimsiest of reasons to explain their incompatibility and why their marriage can't work.

How do you also explain that in most marriages, the wife is only after take-take, while the man is expected to be the non-ending unconditional giver?

How do you explain that most wives view themselves as spectators in the home whose only contribution should be child bearing?

How do you?
How do you?
If this is not the actual money marriage, I wonder what is.
Because we pay through our nose to win these women's heart, pay through our nose to legally marry them, and pay through our nose to keep them.

That is why Nigerian men are yet to agree on whether a wife is an asset or a liability.

Legendary comment 👏

NwaAmaikpe:




What do these women want and who can teach us how to please them? The Bible defined the heart of a man as being desperately wicked but was lost for words to describe that of a woman.

It is not fair that mankind have to spend 98% of all their conscious state fearing women.

How do we explain somethings,
Like how this soldier girl told us that her salary was stopped when documentary evidence has now proven otherwise.
or
How a woman left her husband for cheating and became a married man's sidechick?
or
How women complain of being sexualized by men when their only aim of saving any money in life is to fix fake yansh and boobs to attract the same men.

How do they talk from both sides of the mouth without their tongues getting confused.

My only happiness is that I did not have any pity in my back pocket to spare for the soldier girl when I heard her story because my father said that a woman who chooses to serve in a barracks rather than in a convent has no regards for her kpekus.

ODOGWU Nwayọ kwa

NwaAmaikpe:




Please don't!!!
Telegram was democratized and what did we get out of it?

Girls advertising paid video sex calls and selling nudës plus miscreants flagrantly adding one to Fx groups where 1dollar exchanges for 700naira or betting groups where odds destined to make one a billionaire are distributed for a fee.

We do not need guns because Nigerians will forget why it was legalized and use it for other things; if Bilikisu does not use the Beretta as a diIdo on Snapchat, Baba Tiamiyu will use the Norinco's butt for Kamarudeen's head each time he bedwets.

Let guns only be for security operatives and Fulani herdsmen please.

😂😂 You already know why everyone misses you... you make me smile each time I read your comments

NwaAmaikpe:




Osasu, I really ire your concern but please remove your mouth from this matter.

Before you try to cry more than the bereaved, go through that video again and point out just one lady whose face showed disgust or repulsion for being touched like that?

Back then, I had female relatives who will deliberately enter crowded molue buses or go to JAMB office during the rush for exam centre lists just so that they can be pressed on by men.

I've had several ladies tell me they just need a good boob squeezing to ease out its muscles from a supposed pain it gets from male neglect.

I refuse to believe that Shakespeare was drunk when he wrote "All is well that ends well". So, if the presser is happy and the pressee is happier, will it be fair for the Ivorian government to interfere in their bliss?

😂😂😂 Wisdom man

NwaAmaikpe:




"A cheating spouse is like sour soup, the only way to handle one is to discard it.
While it is okay to grieve over the discovery and loss, attempts to salvage or retain hold of it will only cost you peace, resources and sometimes, your life"

These were the only words my great grandfather told my grandfather when he found out that my grandmother was cheating on him. (Come to think of it, my father may have been a bastaard).

By the way, which wise man fights over a baby he has not ran a paternity test on?

The man who created sarcasm 🙌...NwaAmaikpe 👑

COYG❤️🤍❤️

Nwoke ahu nwe go di obi ojoo😂😂

Pathokpo:

NwaaAmaikpe's wisdom is unmatched on this platform. He has a mad sense of humor that iis sometimes difficult to understand.

You're an OG

NwaAmaikpe:




Ogbeni, forget what those motivational speakers have told you, your 4million naira will be worth 125k after one year and 8months if you invest it on either a boutique or a supermarket.

I'd give you the exact advice I gave my nephew and today he is super made.
My advice,

Invest it on yourself.

Use 2k from there and enter one mama-put; eat ogbono soup with 3wraps of fufu, two shaki and one roundabout.
Put toothpick in your mouth afterwards and
use the energy to trek around your neighborhood to find the cheapest gym.

there,

Build your six-packs, get a good barber who can give you the best fades.

Then take 4,250 and go to the nearest OK market on the day they'd be opening new bales; charter like 1 bags of assorted gstrings, preferably leather.

Then take 210,000 from your money and buy an Infinix Note 30pro, and another 2,400 to buy Vaseline jelly and lotions.

Go back home, rub the vaseline all over your six-packs and yansh, wear the gstring.
Turn on your camera and start filming pleasurable videos of yourself.
Voila you are now an adult content creator.

Post your contents on Onlyfans and other adult sites.
Walahi, if you do not make more than 4million Naira in your first 3months then call NwaAmaikpe a liar and use your balance to invest in the supermarket or boutique.

NwaAmaikpe 🤣🤣

I can't wait to read NwaAmaikpe comment

NwaAmaikpe:






This is the consequence of all the reversals that have been taking place in our land.
Any small thing, we'd reverse.
Now Keyamo wants to move the Aviation ministry forward and the gear doesn't want to enter into 1 again.

But there is hope, we will drive on reverse from Agbor to Shagamu since that is our only way of moving forward.

Because sometimes in life, the only way forward is to move backwards.

Dear all,

The king of sarcasm is back!!!

"sometimes in life, the only way forward is to move backwards"

NwaAmaikpe 🤣🤣

Onye na-amaghị gị, bịara HOLIDAY!!!

NwaAmaikpe:




You have come of age.

My grandfather told me that the only way a man can say he has come of age is after he has bedded a woman whose pubic hair has gone grey.

Hahaha 🤣🤣...this is why everyone wants to see your comments. I needed a good hollering laughter. Thanks for coming through

Onye na-amaghị gị, bịara HOLIDAY!!!

NwaAmaikpe:



Please the tanker driver should be allowed to do giveaway with the petrol in his tank and then set free because the main culprit here is the Toyota Yaris driver.

How can someone with such an inadequate car go on a vindictive racing spree over a mere scratch on a two-cylindered scrap and of all places in the world to try the stunts and maneuvers in Fast and Furious, he chose Shiroro roundabout that is almost as busy as Onitsha main market.

the only man who knows everywhere in Nigeria...... NwaAmaikpe!!!

Onye na-amaghị gị, bịara HOLIDAY!!

NwaAmaikpe:



Some people take English too seriously.
Was he trying to nail a point into her head that he could not do without her.

The police should request his academic transcript and if he never studied or failed "Use of English" (GST101), they should let him go and give him back the sledgehammer with some nails so he can help us reconstruct our broken economy.

The most liked Nairalander

Onye na-amaghị gị, bịara HOLIDAY

NwaAmaikpe:





It breaks my heart to see sexually starved couples.

I say it and I will say it again.

Only a wicked man will marry a woman when he knows he intends to tell her, "baby just keep rubbing it, it will soon stand".
Likewise, only a wicked woman will marry a man when she knows she intends to implement a thrice-a-month sex timetable.

God has used orgasm donors like us to save lots of unhappy marriages and it really takes a level of selflessness to be able to do this.

Nothing brings me more joy than giving another man's wife an orgasm because I know that is one less woman considering using Sniper as Maggi for her husband.

Because no one prays to be a widow more than a lady who is married to an impotent man.

I have missed your comments, Legendary G.O.A.T on Nairaland.

Onye na-amaghị gị, bịara HOLIDAY

NwaAmaikpe:



Hello, I am Yekini Amodiatu your weather presenter from MTA Iragbiji channel 1979.
Welcome to the weather forecast for the first week of September.

It is hot, dry and extremely sunny in the North of the country; there is no chance of any rain, so do not bother leaving home with an umbrella because everyone has a broom now. The temperature is around 42º centigrade. Just put your sunglasses on to be able to focus on the judiciary.

In the West, the weather is also dry but we are pretending it is cloudy. There has been some little rain in the morning but the coming days will just be windy with an average temperature of about 34º.

The East of the country will be mostly flooded, most people may sit at home because of the likelihood of thunderstorms during the day and pythons dancing on the streets at night. The temperature remains at a low of about 34°

The Middle Belt of the country has the best weather today at 30° and very mild showers. It’s a good time to go to the farm but not a safe decision with the herdsmen whose cattle have come out to play on your farms.

That’s your weather forecast, thanks for watching!
I’m Yekini Amodiatu, now back to Ezi and Mkpi.

Guess who's back?😳😳...I have missed your comments, welcome back champ!!!

King NwaAmaikpe!!!

The farmers will make more money!!
Your lunch will not be imported!!!
RRecruit 50million youth into the army...what they'll eat? Cassava, àgbàdo, corn....you create demand and supply 😂😂😂

F000ls gave a developing country to a man suffering from extreme halitosis, a catheter carrying drug lord from ìrágbìjí who's family are nowhere to seen, the man who murd.ered FUNSHO WILLIAMS, a man with a educational background...

Una mind go dey by the time he's done milking this country.


Ire oo✌️

I am curious to know!!!

If this sponsorship deal with Chelsea happens, what would be the advert during any of the breaks or stoppage time?😩

I mean, we see the case of Emirates, Vodafone, TeamViewer... Showing what they do, and then people who have interest patronise the business 🤔.


Imagine a bluefilm company as a sponsor.....As an Arsenal fan, I am about to start watching Chelsea FC play. I love how tactical they can be, the tic tac free flowing football 🥰


Up blueees!!!!!!

Give your people water!!! Mba ... you're banning tinted glass 🤦🏻‍♂️

Alu mee

All these Elon Musk boys, para dey body!!! how do i pay, Boss!!!!!
Rich men fight dey sweet to watch ehnn



Meanwhile, i have restarted whatsapp on my PC, switched off/On my wifi, restarted PC

Dotherightthing:


Just shut up!

You won't be saying if Obi had was the president.

Eggs must be broken for omelette to be made.

These are trying times and we shall overcome. In Jesus' Name. Amen.

Local production of PMS is the way forward

Leave Jesus out of your clveless comment, you idi8t.

shine12:
Tech is amazing! I've spent previous 13 years(up to 2022) working as a Civil/Structural engineer, specialising in deg both domestic and commercial buildings. But you know what? My love for technology has always been there I've even taken the time to teach myself programming languages like Python and Ruby. And during the whole COVID situation, I decided to pursue an online MSc in Data Science. It was a challenge, but I made it through. By God's grace, I landed a job as a devOps Engineer last year, and currently, I hold the position of Senior DevOps Engineer at a cool FinTech company.

I'm very proficient in Jenkins, Linux, Ansible, Terraform, and I'm no stranger to various AWS services. Docker, Kubernetes, Prometheus, Grafana. I now want to lay my hands on Google Cloud and VMWare, as they seem to be a must-have skill in today's job market (to be honest you can have a great career without GC and VMWare) and I'm up for the challenge.

You know, in the grand scheme of things, there are no limits to the exploration of human knowledge and how it accentuates one's self actualistion. We can keep pushing the boundaries until our very last day. So, why not go for it and win!

Where did you get the online studies? What is the cost?

If you believe this sh*t, I'm sorry for you.

His son schools abroad while he s who brings down education in Nigeria.

Hypocrisy of the highest order.

sirvic29:
Please I need workforce assessment test past questions. I got an invite for an online assessment for IHS .

Just prepare extensively. That test is not an easy one because of the time frame that comes with much more lengthy questions.

Good luck 🤞

Is Tinubu not older than NIGERIA?

A man who changed his name from Amoda Ogunlere Yekini to Bola Ahmed Tinubu...tueh tueh

Acekidc4:
Why do we tell a Dead person to rest in Peace When he's already in Peace?

Death Means Peace.....He has gone to Rest.

What we should tell a Dead person is Bye Bye. Don't say see you again because you can't see the Person ever again.

John!

Rip 😭😭

That's why I somehow love Ibadan boys! That station or the officer responsible for this would have been down in flames.

PointZerom:
Did he dead?

He's gone to buy akara and bread