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Tascocent(m): 8:27am On May 06, 2018
The Nigeria enemy that is set to Kill you will never settle for coma

D. D. K Olukoya

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Tascocent(m): 7:20am On Feb 20, 2018
My nicca
Culin:
Since I live in Nigeria, I won't report this to the police They don't have 'one single' sense at all, they'll just send me straight to prison without carrying out an investigation or an autopsy report. I think I've watched enough episodes of 'The blacklist' and IDx to be able to dispose a body properly and clean the scene without being caught. Talk is cheap sha, I pray I never get into such a situation.

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Tascocent(m): 4:15pm On Nov 28, 2017
THE Guy Above me, which network u dey use.........CHISOSSS. i must hit the Gym grin

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Tascocent(m): 7:57am On Oct 22, 2017
07033751359 please add me
Tascocent(m): 10:44pm On Oct 16, 2017
Am really happy to hear u are back...... Ders no day I don't refresh dis page for new update......... No time abeg
greatbrian:
Hlo....... Its been decade I upgraded dz page innit? It ain't so easy buh the good news am back on it....... Probably will round it up dz month or next and tnx for all the likes and for those who tried finding me and giving their pick on the book. Tnx for the great and down to earth comments. Appreciate.


Meanwhile. Let's leave the zero and the hero.

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Tascocent(m): 9:27am On Sep 20, 2017
I swear i didn't know it was wrong o. The guy looks like someone that just came back from sambisa forest. Nt friendly at all.
xreal:


Are you serious?

That is cruel mehn.
Tascocent(m): 9:15am On Sep 20, 2017
E pain me u.. Murphy na cracker
jonsnow92:
Larry Izamoje don put sand sand for our garri by sacking Murphy and The A team jare

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Tascocent(m): 9:07am On Sep 20, 2017
Popular side with Murphy ojemba..... BRILLA FM 88.9 5pm-10pm.

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Tascocent(m): 9:05am On Sep 20, 2017
Approaching military check point shuld be number one.... Yesterday I do forget. Got to the check point, what I heard is give me that phone. He collected my phone put in under my car tyre and ask me to go... What I heard was pOooo. Na my phone scatter, I no fit cry.
xreal:
Actually, the listed are minor cases.

The below are the bomb.

1) While approaching military check points.
2) When those trigger happy police ask you for bribe.
3) When armed robbers visit you.
Tascocent(m): 12:19am On Jan 21, 2017
routik:
this has been a serious problem and challenge to me in using my phone at home to make calls, receive calls and even browsing. it sucks! please is there any device i can mount on the roof or something to boost the strength of MTN network in my room, cause i have to come out to the compound before i can do anything.
i have mailed MTN customer care concerning this but they don't have any solution for me based on their reply.
sir,,, how did u eventually solve the issue .. because am experiencing such in my room now... Out side my room ders network but coming into my room na die... No even 1 bar... Its frustrating and annoying
Tascocent(m): 8:33am On Jan 06, 2017
Yabatech producing talent since 1903.....#Yabatech the Great.

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Tascocent(m): 10:41am On Jan 02, 2017
The guy even paid #Cash........ Na wa oo
Tascocent(m): 6:13pm On Dec 21, 2016
Plz I need one hard copy as soon as it's available #ThanksInRegard
Naijasinglegirl:

You can get it on okadabooks or kindle. The hard copies are out of stock
Tascocent(m): 4:42pm On Dec 21, 2016
Class captain!!!!!! Dis one na small indomie size update oo. Abeg give us hungry man size updates.... Like 3 episodes back to back. #Refreshing

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Tascocent(m): 9:21am On Dec 20, 2016
It wount be complete without GALA AND LACASERA....... Those two combo saving lives since 1903

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Tascocent(m): 5:48am On Nov 21, 2016
Boss I see you too
Name:Tonibor
Course: Architecture
Course:
Yabatech
Also in lagos
AmorSincero:
Chris,
Architecture,
yabatech.
currently lives in lagos.
Tascocent(m): 3:02pm On Nov 20, 2016
Lekki to surulere no be beans ooo. #Yimu
Tascocent(m): 6:41am On Oct 28, 2016
Awin....
Tascocent(m): 8:22am On Oct 03, 2016
Some people are shouting class captain!!! ... Am nt saying d guy isn't good but try and read flow1759 stories u will know dat 'Eni ta ba balaba ni baba'...............

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Tascocent(m): 5:49am On Sep 27, 2016
adewumiopeyemi:
3. You, when you finally get a good seat for your friends
Kiki...... #InJenivasVoice
Tascocent(m): 8:34pm On Sep 09, 2016
Wfm 97.1 in lagos...... @Op u didn't add that. Female voice
Tascocent(m): 10:54am On Aug 28, 2016
malikombi:
I concur, OP I said I concur. especially with the description Patience Ozokwo, Nkem Owoh and Chiwetalu Agu. All them all..100% correct
#Gbam... Dat man called chiwetalu Agu... Can collect land, brothers wife and kill for anything. Plz like if u can relate

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Tascocent(m): 8:18pm On Aug 01, 2016
Who told u a soldier never cries..... This part got tears rolling down my chin.. I can't believe am crying #Crying. Love ur story. Abeg make I rethinking abt ing any force biko. #Kudos
Tascocent(m): 10:52pm On Jul 27, 2016
Boss I doff my hat for u...... U are one of d best writers av seen on nairaland. Extremely funny. ... Abeg where foxybone dey. I Don miss d guy too die
Tascocent(m): 7:33am On Jul 15, 2016
Okada man drop me ooo. because Front page sure for dis thread.

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Tascocent(m): 4:43pm On Jul 07, 2016
I we call it vanVan.. Den......and how we fight each other using it #GoodOldDayz

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Tascocent(m): 3:11pm On Jul 07, 2016
gloria34:
Lol, can relate 2 number 6. i easily cry in primary sch so i just kept my distance and enjoyed d show
number 1 use to be a killer point back den...... U mess app fly gate. Lolz

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Tascocent(m): 2:17pm On Jul 07, 2016
Saw this online and I want u to me.....

Those childhood insults dat used to pain sm1:


1. “You mess, akpu fly gate.”

It makes no sense, but it still used to pain.

2. “You mess, all the fishes in the water say ‘are we safe?’”

The ajepako was strong with this one.

3. “You mess, harmattan catch eba.”

HOW, ABEG?

4. “You mess, 5 akara form voltron.”

Hian!

5. “You mess, Babangida repeat primary 1.”

Why did we drag Babangida into it?

6. “2 kuli kuli attack your village, nobody escape.”

The kuli kuli must have been a badass.

7. “The finest girl for your village, na monkey dey toast am.”

Why did this even pain us?

8. “The strongest man for your village, na hot eba kill am.”

This still makes no sense.

9. “The tallest man for your village dey use ladder climb maggi.”

Why is he even climbing maggi?

10. “The richest man for your village dey use shovel drink garri.”

Wetin concern me?

11. “Your scatter scatter teeth like James Bond bullet.”

Kai! This one used to pain.

12. “You shit here, shit here, shit here, dey find the LCM.”

This one was just extra razz.

13. “You bombastic element.”

Still don’t know what this means, but it used to pain.

14. “American dusting powder.”

Every primary school girl’s favourite insult.

15. “Born by mistake.”

Ouch!

16. “Water and garri make eba on your wedding day.”

The most annoying answer to “what?”

17. “Tear tear, patch patch, omo baba shoemaker.”

When you hear this song, you know there is hole somewhere.

18. If I slap you, you will see yourself in America...

I can't stop laffing.......

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Tascocent(m): 1:35pm On Jul 07, 2016
Good one.... May Allah reward u guyz

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Tascocent(m): 9:02am On Jun 29, 2016
Still can't believe it..... Awon werey po layie yi Sha. #Iranu
Tascocent(m): 8:17pm On Jun 27, 2016
Some people Wickedness dey 4G...haba ni tori olohun
Tascocent(m): 4:00pm On Jun 23, 2016
Lolz..... This one na snake in d monkey shadow.... #ShoutingSnake

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