NewStats: 3,265,239 , 8,186,100 topics. Date: Saturday, 14 June 2025 at 02:17 AM 3y4x64

U forget to mention IN FRONT OF A SOLDIER AT A CHECKING POINT.. .

Unfortunately, i am reading this thread in the toilet. I might not have seen this thread if not for poop, so dont discourage me.

Can u bliv am readin dis in d to*let nw

emeijeh:
The best place to browse is the toilet.



Who else agrees with me?!



I stopped reading when I got to the toilet part.


Fitnessdoc, I don't agree with you on that.

Jarus:
Too bad I'm reading this from my phone while charging it.

Only agree with 1 & 4

GODKID98:
At Military Checkpoints

Unless you have been adequately fortified against 3D slaps and soulbreaking punishments, do not attempt to use your phone at Military checkpoints.Infact,do not even put on your headset or earpiece if you intend to get to your destination with all your body parts functioning.. That's if you get to your destination at all.

Doctors have confirmed that it has a potentially lethal effect on the human Anatomy as 70% of the reported cases failed to gain maximum use of the affected parts for the remaining part of their lives.

This is the most dangerous one self.

Ok

Hopcy:
This is the most dangerous one self.

True Talk!

Op, how about when you are on a date. Imagine telling her something while she's busy replying another dude on her IM, and 'hmmm' replies from her to you from time to time.
Never happened to me though, just heard it from my negros out there.

Approaching military check point shuld be number one.... Yesterday I do forget. Got to the check point, what I heard is give me that phone. He collected my phone put in under my car tyre and ask me to go... What I heard was pOooo. Na my phone scatter, I no fit cry.

xreal:
Actually, the listed are minor cases.

The below are the bomb.

1) While approaching military check points.
2) When those trigger happy police ask you for bribe.
3) When armed robbers visit you.

Tascocent:
Approaching military check point shuld be number one.... Yesterday I do forget. Got to the check point, what I heard is give me that phone. He collected my phone put in under my car tyre and ask me to go... What I heard was pOooo. Na my phone scatter, I no fit cry.

Are you serious?

That is cruel mehn.

I don't know if some mods collects tips to place some thread in Front page!

I swear i didn't know it was wrong o. The guy looks like someone that just came back from sambisa forest. Nt friendly at all.

xreal:


Are you serious?

That is cruel mehn.

gentlegenius:
Motun!

wat nau

motun2017:
wat nau

Hmmm... I just like this name so much. It reminds me of a small friend I had while serving in Ekiti state. I was so fond of the name that I had to call her everytime I see her.

Just like I always greeted you here, pls try and greet all your namesakes for me wherever you go. You might unknowingly greet that my friend in the process.

hi nairalanders, mtn cheated me. took my money meant for my health condition. pls lets all visit the crime section of Nairaland and contribute how, when and what way MTN cheated. the tittle is " let's all stop mtn illegal extortion...

piagetskinner:
y would I use my phone in the toilet....??


I'm not that addicted to it

am smelling lies

Staph AKA staphylococcus is actually BACTERIAL not VIRAL as OP stated.

dotcile28:

am smelling lies

clean your nose

NarnieSnyper:
Op, how about when you are on a date. Imagine telling her something while she's busy replying another dude on her IM, and 'hmmm' replies from her to you from time to time.
Never happened to me though, just heard it from my negros out there.

Someone is his own "negros out there".

Kikikikiki!

Oga, I am reading dis yhur post from d rest room. My restroom is always clean n smells nice too. Sittin here all alone wit my fone is one way I can escape disturbance and unwanted story tellers.

gentlegenius:

Hmmm... I just like this name so much. It reminds me of a small friend I had while serving in Ekiti state. I was so fond of the name that I had to call her everytime I see her.

Just like I always greeted you here, pls try and greet all your namesakes for me wherever you go. You might unknowingly greet that my friend in the process.

lol hmm tnx

axletton115:

Someone is his own "negros out there".

Hahaha.i Swear down, Brah. It's never happened to me but I have seen it happen with another couple while I was out with 'em guys.

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I think shadow hunters is actually a nice series

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