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SirShymexx: 6:10pm On Jun 11, 2016
sukkot:
all you gotta know is anytime you talk out the side of your mouth about my oduduwa people I am coming down on you like a tonne of bricks to slap the taste out of your mouth. dont be talking about oduduwa like you got no sense. put some respect on oduduwas name. thats all I ask angry cheesy

You're an idiot and a circus clown.

You mean ya Oduduwa people you don't care about apart from when it's time to wave dycks and get involved in tiffs? Even all the tribal wars that have been happening here since I ed in 2012, how many have you even got involved in? We know the field marshals who've been riding for Yorubas since day one. The ones who fought most of the e-fights on this forum. And the real ones who studied the history/culture/tradition and use it as the nucleus of their consciousness.

You Yoruba punks of convenience always make me laugh - go sit ya arse somewhere and focus on ya constellations. Where were you circa 2013-2015 at the peak of tribal wars on this forum? Spamming bible verses everywhere and talking about constellation. Now that you make one or two posts with other junior e-soldiers, you think you're a warrior, no? Hysterical. grin

Anyway, you didn't answer my question:

Who was the 6th Ooni of Ife?
SirShymexx: 6:00pm On Jun 11, 2016
sukkot:
of course you dont cuz ya team is losing.

Don't change the topic.

What would constellation and white Jesus say about the fact that you've forsaken them?

Oh, you're so Yoruba today but every time I tell you about Yoruba history, you always run away. Why do you care today, Prophet Zeus? grin

Since you care today, who was the 6th Ooni of Ife?

If you can't answer that simple question, you need to fvck off the thread.
SirShymexx: 5:54pm On Jun 11, 2016
Bigchee72:

Bwahahahahah. I don't think for everyone nor do I claim to be their spokesman. Bottomline, he's doing what you asked and you will move the goalpost to the next reason to be mad. You remind of a Kobe comic strip I wrote about a black sports writer trials and tribulations in a white newsroom.

"You just don't like him!"

I'm not moving goal post - the guy is just a terrible king that stays desecrating that prestigious throne. This guy even wore his crown and regalia to go jam in a footballer's house. Married a who.re. And he's just wandering around with his who.re like a pi.mp.

Tell him to sit his arse down.
SirShymexx: 5:51pm On Jun 11, 2016
sukkot:


brah, on a side note how bout them golden state warrior boys ? yo CAVS is choking brah. they need a lifejacket grin

Nyggah, I don't care about no basketball right now. I'm talking about Yoruba history/culture/tradition - something you traded for constellations and white Jesus, with a medieval book written by savages as a trophy.

So, why do care today when you've never showed interest in it? I guess it's cos you saw "Obama" and "Yoruba day" and like the typical monkey who only cares about superficial things and not the important things - you decided to jump on the bandwagon today, no?

What would constellation and white Jesus say about the fact that you've forsaken them? grin
SirShymexx: 5:44pm On Jun 11, 2016
sukkot:
nigga why yo mouth be writing cheques that yo ass cant cash ? angry

Monkey, don't you have cotton to pick on the plantation? grin



Go worry about constellations and shut the fvck up.
SirShymexx: 5:41pm On Jun 11, 2016
sukkot:


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Cotton picking slave, how's white Jesus and constellation today? Surprised you didn't spam the thread with idiotic bible verses and prophecies about Armageddon lol...it must be a slow day in the universe and white Jesus probably hasn't woken up from sleep today. grin

Everyone is talking about culture/tradition but rather than shut the fvck up and stick to ya nonsense, you had to open ya putrid mouth as well. Who asked to talk? Do you even care about Yoruba history/tradition? Just learn to shut the fvck up and go pick cotton.

SirShymexx: 5:37pm On Jun 11, 2016
Bigchee72:


I'm done here. You talk sideways over the safety of the web when your very points came back to bite you.

Sorry child

STFU kiddo, you think everyone has time to celebrate nonsense when it comes to what they're ionate about? You clowns are just fooling yourselves.

You stay desecrating thing ya forebears took millennials to build on the alter of idiocy and stupidity with superficial tripe and, you think I would be a party to that nonsense, yes? You must be out of ya cotton picking mind.

Just tell that clown to sit his wandering arse down, if he has nothing important to contribute to the culture and tradition.
SirShymexx: 5:27pm On Jun 11, 2016
sukkot:
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Monkey.

SirShymexx: 5:24pm On Jun 11, 2016
sukkot:



Anyway, take ya monkey arse off my posts when I'm discussing history/culture/tradition and stick to ya constellation and white Jesus. Zero IQ having muthaphucka.

I'm shocked you've not quoted some idiotic bible verses on this thread, you m0ron.
SirShymexx: 5:22pm On Jun 11, 2016
Bigchee72:


Keep using white monarchy as the black standard.

You're mentally enslaved

You're a plonker.

This isn't about white vs black standard...it's about showing you that if they actually cared about him, they would've given him the same treatment they gave the Queen. They don't care about him...so why are you lot spamming everywhere with nonsense?

You should be talking about things he's doing with Yoruba diaspora, not trying to sensationalise some inconsequential tripe about folks who don't give two fvcks about him. I don't know why you lot love forcing yourselves on folks who don't give a fvck about you. And you want me to celebrate non-achievement and low self-esteem nonsense with you? GTFOH.

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SirShymexx: 5:17pm On Jun 11, 2016
sukkot:
RIGHTTTT ? LOLZ Shymexx you ma nigga but sometimes you just need to keep quiet. dayummmm grin grin grin

STFU, you don't even care about Yoruba history and tradition. All you care about is ya stupid arse constellations and quoting some medieval bible everywhere. Let those who care about it and who have enough knowledge about it talk. Learn to shut the fvck up when folks are discussing culture/traditions/history.

You're the same clown who believes Yoruba religion is paganism - yet you had chip in as well. Shut the fvck up and fvck off the thread.
SirShymexx: 5:15pm On Jun 11, 2016
Bigchee72:

It's obvious you're a fool. Even your own "what he should be doing" criteria is coming back to bite you. He will be at Oyotunji village in that backwards part of South Carolina you're asking for.

So what else?

Stark illiterate, after that, he should sit his arse down with the who.re he turned into a housewife and stop using the throne to wander around in his quest to be a celebrity. Effing porch monkey.

Monkey, post pictures of both Odunde festival and Oyotunji when he visits both. I'll laud that. But stop making useless noise about nonsense he did as a tourist.
SirShymexx: 5:09pm On Jun 11, 2016
sukkot:

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Porch monkey and dirty swine with amala for brain matter, create a thread for that when he graces the festival - not some useless noise they sensationalised. And tell that nyggah to sit his arse on his throne and be the proper custodian of the gods and culture, rather than wandering around like a bleating goat.
SirShymexx: 5:03pm On Jun 11, 2016
sukkot:

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You're an idiot for calling me dumb, you swine with village mentality.

Open ya fvcking brain for once and see stupidity when it strikes you in ya face.

You don't have to be a herd for everything. Use ya brain sometimes. That's the same way you worship Tinubu and Obaanjo, who're the two worst Yoruba leaders ever.
SirShymexx: 5:01pm On Jun 11, 2016
Bigchee72:


You mean this Odunde festival he is attending TOMMORROW? wink.

Post pictures of that, if he makes it there and stop disturbing sane people with porkies of exaggerated and inconsequential things some owanbe guy who wants to be a celebrity so bad that he had to keep desecrating a prestigious throne for his inane desires.
SirShymexx: 4:56pm On Jun 11, 2016
Sukkot

Queen in Virginia

1). Queen and the governor of Virginia





2). Queen arriving in Virginia and the governor's wife greeting her





3). School kids welcoming the Queen





This guy is Jaffe Joffer of Zamunda with his unnecessary wandering.
SirShymexx: 4:47pm On Jun 11, 2016
sukkot:
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Lol, why're you always doing this? Not everything must be "Us" vs. "Them". People should be allowed to express themselves freely when certain things aren't just right.

This king started well, but like a typical nyggah, he decided to overdo everything. From making a who.re a housewife, to the endless unnecessary visits to all kinds of people thus reducing the prestige of the stool of his forebears in the process. Heck, I saw a picture of him visiting Obafemi Martins last week. What type of king is that, especially a prominent Yoruba king? Have you ever seen the Queen visit David Beckham?

Now this noisy and inconsequential adventure to New York city with lousy claims about New York declaring Yoruba day and Obama honouring him. If New York cared about his visit, they would've given him the same treatment the British Royal family get every time they visit Virginia. Also, we all know how Obama welcomes Gulf royals whenever they visit America. And I know darn well he's not out there to promote Yoruba culture - he just went there as one of his unnecessary owanbe wandering. If he actually cared about promoting Yoruba culture - he would've visited Oyotunji and graced the Odunde festival in Philly. No he didn't do none of that - he went to the UN headquarters as a tourist. The man just stays disgracing Yorubas everywhere cos he can't sit his arse down on his throne.

If he's interested in politics and celebrity status - he should vacate the throne for someone who can be a proper king. This is just too much right now.

I don't nonsense...same way I don't the politics of servitude to Booharry and Fulani some of these clowns on here thrive in.

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SirShymexx: 12:08pm On Jun 11, 2016
Lmao @ these circus clowns who think missiles are like toys anyone can just shoot.

This group must be a parody group...the only ones about that life are the Avengers.
SirShymexx: 12:05pm On Jun 11, 2016
Toolz looks thicka than a snicka...I doubt the husband can handle the excessive load with the way he smiles and look soft all the time.

It's Keri baby...Beyoncé just nuked her career and stole her shine. Woman power that stays destroying other women and stealing their shine.
SirShymexx: 10:11am On Jun 11, 2016
seunny4lif:
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His visit will boast their moral gringrin

Lol. Each to their own but not everything is worth celebrating. The man stays acting like an owanbe King, when he's actually the custodian of the gods and tradition as the Ooni of Ife.

Who travels to project culture by visiting UN, and other inconsequential political nonsense? Oyo which is even more political doesn't get involved in what this one gets involved and when he visited the Americas, he went to Bahia where there's a huge Yoruba diaspora and Oyotunji in the US, which is actually a Yoruba village. He didn't turn to Jaffe Joffer like this guy lol.

He has to be the most lousy King in history. I won't be surprised if I were to see him visit Jay Z in his office and throw up the Roc sign lol.

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SirShymexx: 9:13am On Jun 11, 2016
seunny4lif:
angry angry
If I slap You angry angry

Lol. I know you're gassed with the Yoruba day declaration. If you know NY, you would know that you don't a lousy ceremonial day for a lot of them to align with Yoruba, hence it has always been the Mecca of black consciousness in America lol.

A lot of conscious black New Yorkers already align with Yoruba and they worship Yoruba gods and have Yoruba names. There's a massive Afrocentric community in New York and poor righteous teachers who know more about Yoruba history than you'll ever know and they already align with it. So his visit isn't going to add anything to that.

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SirShymexx: 8:46am On Jun 11, 2016
Lool.

The man is really the modern day King Jaffe Joffer of Zamunda and isn't shocking Jaffe Joffer also got recognition in New York? Lol

This is just lousy...even the Queen doesn't make too much noise when she visits the US and that's a country founded by King George and the DMV, and Virginia still maintains its direct Britishness.

Hopefully, when he returns to naij, someone will advise him to start staying in his palace more often and also start acting like a proper King.

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SirShymexx: 8:36am On Jun 11, 2016
Sweetlemon:


Shymex! Long time! I'm really feeling you Yorubas wallahi! It can be very frustrating coming from my part of the country sometimes embarassed

Howdy, the Calabar chic with the segzy thighs?

Don't be too hard on yourself - the West Coast mandem got love for gyaldem on the East Coast. Only the men are target practice for bullets at the shooting range lol. You need to make Yoruba babies lol.

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SirShymexx: 12:39am On Jun 11, 2016
sukkot:
Bruv wagwan. TGIF. where the ali tribute thread tho ? and while you are at it open a stephen keshi tribute thread lolzzz cheesy

I don't know that nyggah and he never impacted my life.

If I were to pay tribute to everyone that dies daily, I would've to pay tributes to millions of people.

Ali impacted my life directly cos his autobiography's one of the books that helped me in transforming my life from a dark place - to a better place. And he was an inspiration.

Not speaking ill of the dead but I don't do bandwagon stuff. Regardless, God bless his soul and protect his family.

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SirShymexx: 7:16pm On Jun 10, 2016
sukkot:
yeah its all about the wessideee. ill get with you lata in the ali tribute thread though cuz you know when you and I start our back and forth thang we will derail a thread and this thread is too golden for derailment. we gotta let the oduduwa warriors keep throwing jabs while we cheer on the sidelines lolzzzz grin grin

Word.

I was reading the thread crip walking while saying We-Will-Not-Lose cos I know dem West Side nyggahs always go hard when they need to.





Throwing the dubs in the sky now, Hit-'em-up style.

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SirShymexx: 7:09pm On Jun 10, 2016
amtaken:
Quit defending their cowardice or weren't they sent there to represent your region?

Bye.

Lmao @ cowardice.

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SirShymexx: 7:01pm On Jun 10, 2016
sukkot:
well this was one heck of a thread and a royal oduduwa ass whooping was handed out to our brethren from the east. I am proud of all you oduduwa warriors that partook of this slaughter and decapitation that happened in this thread. the spirit of oduduwa is strong. brought a tear to my eye cry

Loool. These nyggahs go hard!

Give it up for the WEST COAST!

West Side till I die...West West Y'all! cool



Throw ya dubs up, my nyggah.



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I'm trying to create a thread for live updates of Ali's funeral and the spambot stays banning me. Sigh. Bless the thread, my nyggah.

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SirShymexx: 6:31pm On Jun 10, 2016
Interesting read.

Yoloba women, do you agree or disagree?
SirShymexx: 10:29pm On Jun 08, 2016
Dark skinned people always have the most beautiful skin ever.

Got a thing for dark skinned chics and I hope she has a massive batty like an African girl.

I dunno but when black chics are too pale, they always look unattractive to me. Gotta keep the melanin strong.

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