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tojahh:



Don't forget to license the gun you will attach to the Corolla 2010 for him because he will need it.

80k per week, even devil no do reach that man 😂

vivalavida:

Sometime last year when I bought my car and didn't know how to even use the Google app, na that time I know say there is a difference between being driven in lagos and you actually doing the driving. I was on that expressway heading to gbagadà and didn't know how to find my way to oshodi then. I no even know wetin the map dey talk. I say a police patrol van. I drove to them and told the officer, oga I am lost. I don't know my way. Man asked me to calm down and asked me where I wanted to be. Told him I needed to get back to oshodi. He explained it vividly to me. Infact three other police guys came around to him in explaining how I needed to drive. And I followed their description and got back to oshodi. Na for that highway I even stop ask them this question and they saw say true true this man no know where him dey go. A lot of bad eggs abound sha. Such would have arrested me there sef for illegal parking because I was not supposed to if u follow the lagos state traffic law.

You are right some of the bad eggs were the ones tarnishng their image

northbird:



Generally, cops in Abuja are good. They even pay fares when they board buses, it was a cultural shock for me when I was new in Abuja.

That's true.

YeyeGbami:


If cheerful students can make 80k, why can’t his driver friend make it?

Pearl dey run 60K+ daily too laa.

He should enroll his friend into cheerful private telegram group for proper grooming and mentorship….

BAZ001:


Na dashboard deceive us to hustle.

If I knew d future was dis bright, I would have been eating my money small small, sleeping and exercising, dressing tight and rehearsing for today.
however e hailing taught me how to be enjoying life as a 2nd class citizen and racism. Cos in my own country as Uber driver I was insulted and treated like low class citizen but cos of fear of 1star/blocking u go maintain

What an average Uber driver experience in Lagos is worse than racism.

No be lie


The kind insult and embarrassment that comes with this hustle can make a soft man slip into depression, thank God for my patience, I no dey exchange words again, once you talk anyhow and insult me, I just concentrate on the driving and take you straight to your destination, 1star no dey even move me again….

I have collected many 1 star and bolt have never blocked my for once except for one time they gave me suspension for driving a different car…

fk001:


Is a fact you can't deny it just because you had bad experience with few amongst them

Until your brother who is a uniform police office denies you in station then you will know police is not your friend neither your brother

Police no be better force, if I become a president by God's grace we won't have anything like NPF

The main reason I dish the Uber hustle is, na me dey pay you, if I don't drive you won't pay your rent or pay you staff, I own my car, I fuel it, maintain it and do many other things yet you will tell me where to go, and how much to charge and even still have the guts to block my ... Like I don't understand!

He who pays the piper dictates the tune.

But in this case it's the other way round

Ghost1994:



Below image is blur but I managed to snapped it while I was driving to have my food… they have sign 🪧 post showing where camera 🎥 dey.

Picture two is my lemon 🍋 juice 🥤

Naija will get there #smile

Felicity0001:


Until your brother who is a uniform police office denies you in station then you will know police is not your friend neither your brother

Police no be better force, if I become a president by God's grace we won't have anything like NPF

You will use Benin Vigilante to replace police abi?

Felicity0001:


Until your brother who is a uniform police office denies you in station then you will know police is not your friend neither your brother

Police no be better force, if I become a president by God's grace we won't have anything like NPF

Lol, what will you replace them with then?

kewelljoseph:
Lol if I was would I come here and put up this post askin for advice, cmon be smart at least. I don’t wanna be unrealistic reason I came here also I’ve seen post of Uber drivers making 45k per day minus fuel and Uber commission so let’s calculate. If he works for 6 days times 45 that’s how 270k. But I was thinking can this be real? If not everybody for don Uber since ma why I came here to have insight from people who are in the business full time especially now fuel don go up. My target is at least 250k a month!! Anything less I just sell my car.

Bros, it is feasible..My driver dey remit 75k now per week and there is no problem as everything is going on right....Don't allow anyone to drag you back sir. They will tell you it's not possible, your car will suffer, they will even insult you but all na lie, na old format to protect the crazy money they make daily in this Hussle...80k is fine, just make sure you have a sound car ...Just read like 20 page backward, see the dashboard and make your decisions..Make ur decision based on "dashboard evidence" wey you see and not the nonsense they write here...I never even add OFFLINE o....that one na the "gas" wey dey oil & gas...No forget say na you sweat buy the car ..ehailing is the new oil..Cheers

Kia Rio 2007, buy and drive everything working perfectly, car is as seen in picture, automatic transmission.



1.4m

This one na epitome of fuel conservation. It is built for balablu.

Owner needs money to buy chicken republic.

08039330372
Calls WhatsApp SMS

dapotemi:


Bros, it is feasible..My driver dey remit 75k now per week and there is no problem as everything is going on right....Don't allow anyone to drag you back sir. They will tell you it's not possible, your car will suffer, they will even insult you but all na lie, na old format to protect the crazy money they make daily in this Hussle...80k is fine, just make sure you have a sound car ...Just read like 20 page backward, see the dashboard and make your decisions..Make ur decision based on "dashboard evidence" wey you see and not the nonsense they write here...I never even add OFFLINE o....that one na the "gas" wey dey oil & gas...No forget say na you sweat buy the car ..ehailing is the new oil..Cheers

Dry jokes...dead sarcasm.

vivalavida:

Sometime last year when I bought my car and didn't know how to even use the Google app, na that time I know say there is a difference between being driven in lagos and you actually doing the driving. I was on that expressway heading to gbagadà and didn't know how to find my way to oshodi then. I no even know wetin the map dey talk. I say a police patrol van. I drove to them and told the officer, oga I am lost. I don't know my way. Man asked me to calm down and asked me where I wanted to be. Told him I needed to get back to oshodi. He explained it vividly to me. Infact three other police guys came around to him in explaining how I needed to drive. And I followed their description and got back to oshodi. Na for that highway I even stop ask them this question and they saw say true true this man no know where him dey go. A lot of bad eggs abound sha. Such would have arrested me there sef for illegal parking because I was not supposed to if u follow the lagos state traffic law.

The bad eggs on Lagos roads are mainly state officials eg. lastma, cbd, and local govt staff touts (those ones don't wear uniform)

Felicity0001:
The main reason I dish the Uber hustle is, na me dey pay you, if I don't drive you won't pay your rent or pay you staff, I own my car, I fuel it, maintain it and do many other things yet you will tell me where to go, and how much to charge and even still have the guts to block my ... Like I don't understand!

He who pays the piper dictates the tune.

But in this case it's the other way round

Ordinarily yes, but this is a buyers' market

If you stop selling your services on e-hailing today, about five (recently retrenched from office) drivers are struggling to in your place. Naija economy is tanking, seriously

IbnB:


The bad eggs on Lagos roads are mainly state officials eg. lastma, cbd, and local govt staff touts (those ones don't wear uniform)

You can never call bad eggs and remove policemen. Only me know wetin me and dem don see since last year.

vivalavida:


Omo na the way to survive for naija oo. This country no fit better again. So use any means you have to survive till you are able to japa. That sticker has saved me many times. If any even manage stop me, oga where are u heading to, airforce base is my answer. You be force man, no, I dey go deliver air vice Marshall car. Dem go clear.

na why i like dis thread. Survival skill 101

fk001:


Lol, what will you replace them with then?

Watin man'o war dey for?

dapotemi:


Bros, it is feasible..My driver dey remit 75k now per week and there is no problem as everything is going on right....Don't allow anyone to drag you back sir. They will tell you it's not possible, your car will suffer, they will even insult you but all na lie, na old format to protect the crazy money they make daily in this Hussle...80k is fine, just make sure you have a sound car ...Just read like 20 page backward, see the dashboard and make your decisions..Make ur decision based on "dashboard evidence" wey you see and not the nonsense they write here...I never even add OFFLINE o....that one na the "gas" wey dey oil & gas...No forget say na you sweat buy the car ..ehailing is the new oil..Cheers

Greatest lier of the century

Only you buy 06 Corolla wey dem dey sell 4m for 5.1m naira

Only you dey work 9hrs still dey drive Uber 12hrs all in 24hrs/day

Only you your drivers are remitting 75k

Only you pension savings can buy 4 06 Corolla easily

All of these no evidence to show

See you mates driving Uber din japa

You're single
No wife
No pikin
No dependent relatives yet you're earning 1m monthly but still living in Nigeria

Suffer no dey tire you bros

Suffry dey lie ooh abeg

BAZ001:


Mr chairman two hands up.
Most of the people here now are Gen Z and one small pikin posting chicken republic food & olosho upandan, and agbado president tout always ing wickedness.

This na my main mentor for ehailing, he guided some of us through ehailing without creating closed telegram group.
Always ready to assist online and offline

Much respect boss

I greet you sir

northbird:


Long time.. boss...

Long time boss

BlueDuck:


Ordinarily yes, but this is a buyers' market

If you stop selling your services on e-hailing today, about five (recently retrenched from office) drivers are struggling to in your place. Naija economy is tanking, seriously

Which means the job is for the destitute, for people with no other hope apart from daily bread... Chai you're baddest

Alerts like this go dey make you miss poverty days and floods in Lagos.
No matter how rain fall for Lagos na to just avoid island ajah & lekki flood.

Na so so warning since morning for dis DR CONGo

BAZ001:
Alerts like this go dey make you miss poverty days and floods in Lagos.
No matter how rain fall for Lagos na to just avoid island ajah & lekki flood.

Na so so warning since morning for dis DR CONGo

I swear, if not for people like Diezani that looted this country to its kneels, we would have gotten it right but God will judge those people and their touts ing evil.

BAZ001:
Alerts like this go dey make you miss poverty days and floods in Lagos.
No matter how rain fall for Lagos na to just avoid island ajah & lekki flood.

Na so so warning since morning for dis DR CONGo

Considering how well you've hidden your location over the years, you may want to remove the screenshot. You just gave it away.

Itsrm:


Considering how well you've hidden your location over the years, you may want to remove the screenshot. You just gave it away.

Baz shared his pics on these thread when he left 9ja, so i don't think he is hiding his location, every old member knows he his in Canada aka Dr Congo.

ksmart027:

Baz shared his pics on these thread when he left 9ja, so i don't think he is hiding his location, every old member knows he his in Canada aka Dr Congo.

Trust me bro, he is not in Canada. And it's not Congo either

Felicity0001:


Greatest lier of the century

Only you buy 06 Corolla wey dem dey sell 4m for 5.1m naira

Only you dey work 9hrs still dey drive Uber 12hrs all in 24hrs/day

Only you your drivers are remitting 75k

Only you pension savings can buy 4 06 Corolla easily

All of these no evidence to show

See you mates driving Uber din japa

You're single
No wife
No pikin
No dependent relatives yet you're earning 1m monthly but still living in Nigeria

Suffer no dey tire you bros

Suffry dey lie ooh abeg

I don't even understand what you're saying...I think you should take a leave from the Internet...you're not coherent, you're blabbing..You need a therapist..Let me know if cost is a problem..I will sincerely help...
because we would spend more if we allow you enter 'market'..

ksmart027:

Baz shared his pics on these thread when he left 9ja, so i don't think he is hiding his location, every old member knows he his in Canada aka Dr Congo.

he is in America, he posted his pic here when he left and everyone congratulated him, later cruise happened and Canada and congo started flying around

One of my funny experience with police in my early uber days.
I was to pick a rider at bariga, getting to oworo bus stop towards island, google map say turn right, I was kind of confused because there were lots of people their selling things and that place didn't look like there was a road there.
Na so I ask the police men wey pack their car there say weda road there, na so one of the police men shout at me say "Oga move this car now or I arrest you"
Omo! na so I face thirdmainland bridge Oo..

Welz:

he is in America, he posted his pic here when he left and everyone congratulated him, later cruise happened and Canada and congo started flying around

You never see anything

confusedworld17:
One of my funny experience with police in my early uber days.
I was to pick a rider at bariga, getting to oworo bus stop towards island, google map say turn right, I was kind of confused because there were lots of people their selling things and that place didn't look like there was a road there.
Na so I ask the police men wey pack their car there say weda road there, na so one of the police men shout at me say "Oga move this car now or I arrest you"
Omo! na so I face thirdmainland bridge Oo..

That police man was friendly. If na LASTMA, he will ask you to enter the road and still arrest you.