NewStats: 3,263,966 , 8,182,100 topics. Date: Monday, 09 June 2025 at 05:22 AM ma4y

Felicity0001:


You too don japa?

But this hands na oyinbo hands na not 9ja hands

Well done

Nope, na still him hand be all
Na the filter him use cause am

olamilarks:
This is the humanity we've lost as a nation. Hell, people even find it hard give detailed help on an anonymous forum (Compare threads on Reddit with Nairaland) without dishing out insults.

Aren't you risking a driving ticket with the one handed driving? I wonder if most Naija uber drivers can ever outgrow the "one hand on wheel, the other on phone" driving style?

U mean one hand driving is an offence?

Pearl1910:


U r thinking well. Ur head they there.
Considering his expectations. Na multiple cars fit achieve am not one car.

Thanks sir.

I think so. Came across it and decided to paste it on a driver's forum. Sorry for late reply

MzCynthia:


Can females apply too? Is it the mactay building in lekki? Asking for a friend

Felicity0001:


You too don japa?

But this hands na oyinbo hands na not 9ja hands

Well done

I be number one advocate of japa here and I don japa Teh

I don’t know when my hand turned oyinbo hand lol 😂😂

Below is for you

No time to shalaye

Pearl1910:


U mean one hand driving is an offence?

In some countries it is an offence.
What I was actually pointing out was his phone use while driving!

Ghost1994:


I be number one advocate of japa here and I don japa Teh

I don’t know when my hand turned oyinbo hand lol 😂😂

Below is for you

No time to shalaye

Only Felicity can have such a special mail

Much love from here too bro

Nice 1

May racist be far away from you in your sojourn!

pope191:
Pearl and Glithrónix don scatter this place pata pata.

Omo best laugh of the day at eleventh hour. It’s the what he makes after that for me. Just thinking thro what will be left after weekly payment 😂

Baba, my hands no dey oooh.

Much respect, boss.

Ghost1994:
Something strange happened to me today.

On the highway 6, I got a flat tyre and I parked beside the yellow emergency lane.

To my greatest surprise, cops showed up. I was so afraid that omo na wahala be this…. 😔😔 A Lagos hustler will relate to this kind of thing.

Cop:- you speaks English??

Me: yes I do

Cops:- you got extra tyre 🛞 in there?

Me: yes I do officer

Cops:- we will help you fix it you looked tired 😴 have this water.

I wanted to cry 😢 seeing the humanity in them…

They didn’t asked me anything than this and still gave me water to drink.

I ed how my own brothers were treating me back home, I couldn’t hold my tears back.

You’ll see your brothers in need and that’s when our officials will devour on you and milk you dry.

Please try and japa don’t let anybody discourage you with everything is expensive… yes is not easy but farrrrrrr better than naija.

Note: japa with right documents and if you do, make sure you abstain from drugs and illegal deals.

I also once got help from police around Villa Gate Abuja, I mistakenly hit the sideways ramp and my tyre got punctured, they saw how the tyre was giving me a hard time so two of them came over rolled up their sleeve and changed my tyre, after they are done I tried giving them tip but they declined. I thanked them and left.


We also have good cops in Nigeria.

fk001:


I also once got help from police around Villa Gate Abuja, I mistakenly hit the sideways ramp and my tyre got punctured, they saw how the tyre was giving me a hard time so two of them came over rolled up their sleeve and changed my tyre, after they are done I tried giving them tip but they declined. I thanked them and left.


We also have good cops in Nigeria.

Generally, cops in Abuja are good. They even pay fares when they board buses, it was a cultural shock for me when I was new in Abuja.

fk001:


I also once got help from police around Villa Gate Abuja, I mistakenly hit the sideways ramp and my tyre got punctured, they saw how the tyre was giving me a hard time so two of them came over rolled up their sleeve and changed my tyre, after they are done I tried giving them tip but they declined. I thanked them and left.


We also have good cops in Nigeria.

Sometime last year when I bought my car and didn't know how to even use the Google app, na that time I know say there is a difference between being driven in lagos and you actually doing the driving. I was on that expressway heading to gbagadà and didn't know how to find my way to oshodi then. I no even know wetin the map dey talk. I say a police patrol van. I drove to them and told the officer, oga I am lost. I don't know my way. Man asked me to calm down and asked me where I wanted to be. Told him I needed to get back to oshodi. He explained it vividly to me. Infact three other police guys came around to him in explaining how I needed to drive. And I followed their description and got back to oshodi. Na for that highway I even stop ask them this question and they saw say true true this man no know where him dey go. A lot of bad eggs abound sha. Such would have arrested me there sef for illegal parking because I was not supposed to if u follow the lagos state traffic law.

Glithronix:

Baba, my hands no dey oooh.

Much respect, boss.

Lol… this hand wey I deh see like this

northbird:



Generally, cops in Abuja are good. They even pay fares when they board buses, it was a cultural shock for me when I was new in Abuja.

It is only Lagos that personnels don't pay fares.

Nothing concern Bus driver for Onitsha or Enugu with "Staff". Everybody pays, including soldiers.

kewelljoseph:
Ok , just came across this thread. Pls I need honest opinions o…abt to give my 2010 Corolla to a friend for Uber / bolt earnings. But I still dey get double mind. My target is 80k - 100k per week frm him. Whatever he makes on top is for him. Pls I need those people who are still in the business to advise me if it’s a good thing. Don’t worry abt trust I knw am reach house and he’s someone that maintains car very well, my concern is the profit turn out. Left to me I won sell the car put money for business but I need another source of income aside my main business. All your advice is welcomed.

Don't forget to license the gun you will attach to the Corolla 2010 for him because he will need it.

fk001:


I also once got help from police around Villa Gate Abuja, I mistakenly hit the sideways ramp and my tyre got punctured, they saw how the tyre was giving me a hard time so two of them came over rolled up their sleeve and changed my tyre, after they are done I tried giving them tip but they declined. I thanked them and left.


We also have good cops in Nigeria.

I never disputed the fact that we have good cops… but their is a law here and orders. Why will I be in need of help and emergencies and all the police/officials back home could do was to extort me.

Do you know indirectly we’re paying for these peoples salary by renewing our road permit licenses and all.

Road safety is doing the same job police is doing.

VIO same, Lastma, LNSC as them too so many agencies including task force. Bro many things is totally wrong with my country. You wouldn’t know this until you leave.

fk001:


I also once got help from police around Villa Gate Abuja, I mistakenly hit the sideways ramp and my tyre got punctured, they saw how the tyre was giving me a hard time so two of them came over rolled up their sleeve and changed my tyre, after they are done I tried giving them tip but they declined. I thanked them and left.


We also have good cops in Nigeria.

Talk that tin again and I ask them to depot you back to the shitholes

vivalavida:

Sometime last year when I bought my car and didn't know how to even use the Google app, na that time I know say there is a difference between being driven in lagos and you actually doing the driving. I was on that expressway heading to gbagadà and didn't know how to find my way to oshodi then. I no even know wetin the map dey talk. I say a police patrol van. I drove to them and told the officer, oga I am lost. I don't know my way. Man asked me to calm down and asked me where I wanted to be. Told him I needed to get back to oshodi. He explained it vividly to me. Infact three other police guys came around to him in explaining how I needed to drive. And I followed their description and got back to oshodi. Na for that highway I even stop ask them this question and they saw say true true this man no know where him dey go. A lot of bad eggs abound sha. Such would have arrested me there sef for illegal parking because I was not supposed to if u follow the lagos state traffic law.

Ordinary direct from Gbagada a straight road to Oshodi wey police give you na him.din make them good people... Nawaoo

Dey play!
No go ask traffic police for direct ooh

OYO

Ghost1994:


I never disputed the fact that we have good cops… but their is a law here and orders. Why will I be in need of help and emergencies and all the police/officials back home could do was to extort me.

Do you know indirectly we’re paying for these peoples salary by renewing our road permit licenses and all.

Road safety is doing the same job police is doing.

VIO same, Lastma, LNSC as them too so many agencies including task force. Bro many things is totally wrong with my country. You wouldn’t know this until you leave.

All these ones doesn’t even pain me. At least we know them for who they are. Ordinary Nigerian will help push car off the road and wait behind. Before you know, they will get stone, ask if you want water, by the time they name their bill. I don’t want to say humanity is far from us, but it just have to do with poverty sha. We have a poor mindset and reasoning. Every situation is a chance to take advantage of one another.

Be like na mad drivers remain for lagos roar.
2ce already between VGC to Osapa, them don give me nudging for back.
Yesterday was once in Surulere.

I go dey back wheel spanner for people head now

Felicity0001:

Ordinary direct from Gbagada a straight road to Oshodi wey police give you na him.din make them good people... Nawaoo

Dey play!
No go ask traffic police for direct ooh

OYO

I said some of them still have their humanity in them while many of them are terrible. I was heading to gbagada and didnt know how to find my way back to oshodi then.
My subsequent experience with some of them have been terrible. They once abducted me at ilupeju that I did illegal parking and I must transfer 75k to them immediately and then pay another 75k at their office that they are taskforce on a saturday. When I called my younger bro who is a flight lieutenant with nigerin airforce at the ikeja airforce base, these guys kept driving round lagos that day that I must transfer money to them because they knew my brother and some officers were on the way to rescue me based on that call and I was sharing live locations with My brother. At the end they dumped me at Anthony and collected the 5k I had in my wallet and pointed a gun at me to drive off. Since that incident August last year, I have a big airforce sticker emblazoned on my windshield and that one they hand on the rear mirror and with that I dey anywhere including one way if I can't help it and latsma go carry eyes look away.

fk001:


I also once got help from police around Villa Gate Abuja, I mistakenly hit the sideways ramp and my tyre got punctured, they saw how the tyre was giving me a hard time so two of them came over rolled up their sleeve and changed my tyre, after they are done I tried giving them tip but they declined. I thanked them and left.


We also have good cops in Nigeria.

Police Guys don help me one time like that, i can't exactly what happened to my car that day.
I begged a couple of drivers to assist me, the ones tat agreed was telling me between 5 & 6k to help me tow the car home.
I was determined to sleep inside the car to avoid stories that touch, this is happening just before the second toll gate.
Around 1am i saw torchlight i quickly got out, the policemen asked me i explained everything.
They asked if i have towing rope, that was how they towed me to somewhere safe at that new lounge before total.
They refused to collect anything, exet action bitters.
It was at that point i realized how risky was i did was, it dawned on me at that point.

vivalavida:


I said some of them still have their humanity in them while many of them are terrible. I was heading to gbagada and didnt know how to find my way back to oshodi then.
My subsequent experience with some of them have been terrible. They once abducted me at ilupeju that I did illegal parking and I must transfer 75k to them immediately and then pay another 75k at their office that they are taskforce on a saturday. When I called my younger bro who is a flight lieutenant with nigerin airforce at the ikeja airforce base, these guys kept driving round lagos that day that I must transfer money to them because they knew my brother and some officers were on the way to rescue me based on that call and I was sharing live locations with My brother. At the end they dumped me at Anthony and collected the 5k I had in my wallet and pointed a gun at me to drive off. Since that incident August last year, I have a big airforce sticker emblazoned on my windshield and that one they hand on the rear mirror and with that I dey anywhere including one way if I can't help it and latsma go carry eyes look away.

What do we then call this? Kwaraption or corruption or abiding or instigating corruption?

Las las 9ka remains d best place to live

darmilolah:
Greetings to everyone from this side

Mr chairman two hands up.
Most of the people here now are Gen Z and one small pikin posting chicken republic food & olosho upandan, and agbado president tout always ing wickedness.

This na my main mentor for ehailing, he guided some of us through ehailing without creating closed telegram group.
Always ready to assist online and offline

Much respect boss

pope191:


All these ones doesn’t even pain me. At least we know them for who they are. Ordinary Nigerian will help push car off the road and wait behind. Before you know, they will get stone, ask if you want water, by the time they name their bill. I don’t want to say humanity is far from us, but it just have to do with poverty sha. We have a poor mindset and reasoning. Every situation is a chance to take advantage of one another.

Below image is blur but I managed to snapped it while I was driving to have my food… they have sign 🪧 post showing where camera 🎥 dey.

Picture two is my lemon 🍋 juice 🥤

Felicity0001:


What do we then call this? Kwaraption or corruption or abiding or instigating corruption?

Las las 9ka remains d best place to live

Omo na the way to survive for naija oo. This country no fit better again. So use any means you have to survive till you are able to japa. That sticker has saved me many times. If any even manage stop me, oga where are u heading to, airforce base is my answer. You be force man, no, I dey go deliver air vice Marshall car. Dem go clear.

Pepper dem wit one hand apple wristwatch from diaspora. Many are single and have been driving Uber for over 5yrs yet still living in Agege and when you're being asked what have you achieved in life apart from driving Uber them go carry touch light shine inside you yash

If you're single and have been driving Uber for more than 3 yrs in Nigeria my brother your village people don use your destiny

Seek help from any celestial church.

BAZ001:


Mr chairman two hands up.
Most of the people here now are Gen Z and one small pikin posting chicken republic food & olosho upandan, and agbado president tout always ing wickedness.

This na my main mentor for ehailing, he guided some of us through ehailing without creating closed telegram group.
Always ready to assist online and offline

Much respect boss

Fool I've not been active here lately A niqqur has been busy on trynna gather all the prerequisites for Canada Hopefully by Spring Son of man man would be in Canada Idiot my future is not bleak . I've got a very bright future as a Civil Engineer

BAZ001:


Mr chairman two hands up.
Most of the people here now are Gen Z and one small pikin posting chicken republic food & olosho upandan, and agbado president tout always ing wickedness.

This na my main mentor for ehailing, he guided some of us through ehailing without creating closed telegram group.
Always ready to assist online and offline

Much respect boss

Fool I don't think am coming to live from paycheck check to pay check like the way you doing The coast is clear out there for a professional Civil engineer get that into your empty skull dumb ass dullard like you

I can't be a failure like you

Pls has any one got Canadian Dollar for sale here make I use am pay application fees of 100Cad

Gentlelife50:

Police Guys don help me one time like that, i can't exactly what happened to my car that day.
I begged a couple of drivers to assist me, the ones tat agreed was telling me between 5 & 6k to help me tow the car home.
I was determined to sleep inside the car to avoid stories that touch, this is happening just before the second toll gate.
Around 1am i saw torchlight i quickly got out, the policemen asked me i explained everything.
They asked if i have towing rope, that was how they towed me to somewhere safe at that new lounge before total.
They refused to collect anything, exet action bitters.
It was at that point i realized how risky was i did was, it dawned on me at that point.

Exactly not all of them are bad

Ghost1994:



Below image is blur but I managed to snapped it while I was driving to have my food… they have sign 🪧 post showing where camera 🎥 dey.

Picture two is my lemon 🍋 juice 🥤

Boss hope to link up with you next year in Canada

Felicity0001:
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Talk that tin again and I ask them to depot you back to the shitholes

Is a fact you can't deny it just because you had bad experience with few amongst them