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Streamz:
Mr. Tuck in your shirt

Alakoto?

1. Hemoglobin.
2. Tundeka.
3. Tv head.
4. Carica Papaya

Omo9ja147:
... IMPORTED MONKEY... FUNNY THING IS THE MAN IS NOW A LOCAL GOVERNMENT CHAIRMAN... GREAT GOD

You attended Saint Peters College

Uncle your tie
Adjutant


Uncle your tie dey same city with me now dey drag chair for viewing center after 13 years that he asked me to sleep on the chalk dust

Mma efud (Madam bumbum)

Mine was Booker T, our maths teacher, he looks very much like him

jakizio42:
Sub zero
He liked wearing facemask (pre-covid oo)

Maybe he is the one discovered COVID-19

1. Ghana, because he’s black like charcoal (there’s a tune to the way we pronounce that Ghana sef)
2. Ojuelegba (has big eyes, and always walking around with 3-4 canes)
3. There’s one we simply called ‘baba were’ cos he’s never tidy, always look scantly and angry!
4. ‘Koko ori’ because of the bump on his forehead

Kolo mental .

Mr Sexy lips

Double Jeopardy!
My economics always uses this line in his lectures... any issue na "double jeopardy"

90 caliber ,
( this guy had been absorbing abuses from kids in school , based on the fact that teachers can't hit kids , but a day we had gang intruders in school , he punched one and that first guy gave the other 2 a head butt by coincidence, and 2 down one fvcked up ) we never got close to that man , EVER AGAIN

Our literature teacher was nicknamed Ezeulu after the lead character in the book Arrow of God. It was the only point we got from the book that he taught.
The other one tried to put us through the rudiments of Geography and we promtly nicknamed him Equinox. There was Capsule who was so named because he would never be found without his shirt well tucked in.
If I should continue this page go full.

Vinnie2000:
Skyscraper. (Was tall) Oganigwe. (big bobby) Yancher. (liked babes). While during my NYSC, Was called corper Edward cos of my big head. But some students called me Swagga uncle. Lol.

Are u from Maiduguri

Skosko he go beat d first alphabet of ur name commot for Sango otta high back then

Agoro

Pinoralia:
There was teacher whose way of service was to be following the principal up and down. We called him Aja principal meaning Principal’s dog

Abeg na iloro junior grammer school u go.
Because one man in my school iloro was called like that aja principal

We called our economics teacher "Okra Shoup" lol

Omicron007:
Back in school, teachers displayed varying characters in the discharge of their duties.
Some were very dedicated while others are just there for the renumeration.

Back in Secondary School, we had this stingy Economics Teacher. He was very frugal and he always had a list in his pocket. He was always in one brown tros always.
We ended up calling him Mr.Brown.

However, we always used the nickname when he was not around in order to escape some punishment.


Let's hear from you.

Mr. Pompom. He had a dog named pompom so we started calling him Mr. Pompom.

My dear: the Principal then, called everyone "my dear" even when flogging. We started calling him 'my dear'.

"Bend low', he was Agic teacher. Whenever he wants to flog he'd tell you to 'bend low' and he was called Mr. Bend low.

"Understand something" he would say this very often while teaching. Mr. Understand something became his name.

Your Grandfather whenever he got angry or his question wasn't answered correctly, he'd tell the person, "your grandfather". Mr. Your grandfather became his name.

Make I rest abeg.

"Shokoti Alagbede Orun"
Our geography teacher. He beat the hell out of us the day he discovered.

We met her nicknamed Agbalowomeri
Mr. Pako He Teaches introduction to technology.

Shirer:
Our literature teacher was nicknamed Ezeulu after the lead character in the book Arrow of God. It was the only point we got from the book that he taught.
The other one tried to put us through the rudiments of Geography and we promtly nicknamed him Equinox. There was Capsule who was so named because he would never be found without his shirt well tucked in.
If I should continue this page go full.

capsule ke...bad shildren

Short hand

Omicron007:
Back in school, teachers displayed varying characters in the discharge of their duties.
Some were very dedicated while others are just there for the renumeration.

Back in Secondary School, we had this stingy Economics Teacher. He was very frugal and he always had a list in his pocket. He was always in one brown tros always.
We ended up calling him Mr.Brown.

However, we always used the nickname when he was not around in order to escape some punishment.


Let's hear from you.

underpinna:
Satalo shoot antelope.

That man runs without tiring.

I think we went to the same secondary School... #BMGS

Omicron007:
Back in school, teachers displayed varying characters in the discharge of their duties.
Some were very dedicated while others are just there for the renumeration.

Back in Secondary School, we had this stingy Economics Teacher. He was very frugal and he always had a list in his pocket. He was always in one brown tros always.
We ended up calling him Mr.Brown.

However, we always used the nickname when he was not around in order to escape some punishment.


Let's hear from you.

Biology teacher is Mr Augustine cos he has a big head while Economics teacher is Fela. Lol

Beautiful goat.

Always called everyone beautiful goat until the students did a 360 on him.

May your soul rest in peace Mr Azeez Ibrahim.

Back then biology teacher (amoeba)
Mercy lord

Jamesbiodun:
Eran ori iresi

Sir Spiritual


He always reminds us that he is not an ordinary human being. So we kuku tag him sir spiritual

We named our business studies teacher LAGATA because he looked and acted like a military man known as Lagata in SAWORO IDE movie by TUNDE KELANI...not for indomie generation tho...back then in 2002 to 2005 in my Junior class days...

1. Cassava mosaic, Agric Master
2. Fick the fafer (pick the paper), Introtech
Master.