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Omicron007:
Back in school, teachers displayed varying characters in the discharge of their duties.
Some were very dedicated while others are just there for the renumeration.

Back in Secondary School, we had this stingy Economics Teacher. He was very frugal and he always had a list in his pocket. He was always in one brown tros always.
We ended up calling him Mr.Brown.

However, we always used the nickname when he was not around in order to escape some punishment.


Let's hear from you.

Mr Longrata our Geography teacher. One of his best topics Longitude and latitude.

Our teacher then at Onicha Sec school, Ezinihitte Mbaise, was nicknamed amadioha. He was fund of abusing students with amadioha.

There was a teacher (Geography) we called Agama lizard back in secondary school

Scratch card.

Our Vice Principal was always scratching his head n sometimes his balls.

"Scratch card" was a befitting name for him that year(2006).���

Santas Ablastas Tontowas
AKA The Jambahador

Isi beans :- His head was shaped like beans.
'You-you' also known as 'Been-to' :- For years, he always gave the impression he just came back from abroad & called students "hey, you-you!"
Lady koi-koi :- French teacher, u could hear her coming a mile off because of her heels.
Grand Pa :- He suffered an early onset of alopecia.
Master eleven-eleven :- Kogi man with two tribal marks on both his cheeks that no operation can ever remove, ever!!
Jingle bell :- Hausa Physical Education master that always wore jogging pants around school without boxers. The sight of that pipeline jiggling down to his knees scarred me for life! I mean, that cannot be a d**k!!


Dem many wen we backbenchers name, but I’d rather not name dem all here.

kristonium:
"Tear a sheet of Paper"

That physics teacher sha. I ed he flogged us at fgc ogbomoso then.
Because we laughed at it "Tear a sheet of paper " that year sha


You forgot to mention Erinka

Burkina Faso
The dude was black as f#ck

Bus bogini

green onions

In those days na one teacher wey dey collect students beat from other teachers na so we name am "agbano" (Mr collect and beat).

There was teacher whose way of service was to be following the principal up and down. We called him Aja principal meaning Principal’s dog

Uncle Gas

inumidun2010:
Lion Man, the MAN wey no dey LAUGH.... I rep AQUINAS COLLEGE AKURE

Philip Emeagwali Alma mater

In those days na one teacher wey dey collect students beat from other teachers na so we name am "agbano" (Mr collect and beat). And our physics teacher Mr Aladeniyi also known as "is it clear"

While our teacher tried to teach us the meaning of swimming in igbo language we mistook swimming to mean sleeping , that's how the grammar sound in our ears then we changed the man's name to "Sleep wu igwu nmiri"




Back in school, teachers displayed varying characters in the discharge of their duties.
Some were very dedicated while others are just there for the renumeration.

Back in Secondary School, we had this stingy Economics Teacher. He was very frugal and he always had a list in his pocket. He was always in one brown tros always.
We ended up calling him Mr.Brown.

However, we always used the nickname when he was not around in order to escape some punishment.


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Miss world (she use bleaching spoil her body) Agricunture,nwangwi( teeth like rabbit nd she loves dis igbo novel nwangwi puobeze),nas man(007 team),ah how can i forget bulldog

key F major our music teacher. i need your back our mathematic teacher.

Omicron007:


Your life revolves around sex.


No offense.

Niche

James Bond

Our young Geography teacher who is always fond of putting moves as smooth as Casanova

Dr Eja in unilorin

sophirebenitez:
Ghost rider. The guy was an albino and he rode a lady's bike to school.

Reptile: this guy was as ugly and I'll tempered as an iguana.

Big Prick: This PHE teacher's zipper were the longest. It was so long it folded underneath his tros.

Bent waist: 1 molester art teacher like that.

This is the funniest stuff I've read on nairaland in the past 10 years.

Parrot

In the secondary school we have Logarithm because of his first topic in the school is logarithm.
In the polytechnic we have Osama from math&statistic department, he's very wicked person

Sir Ninja

Pkorkor-pkorkor face. I was not the one who gave him that name but students called him that cos he had massive boil-like pimples on his face. Students used to call him the name codedly and he knew. One day, he ed my class and I yelled "Pkorkor-pkorkor face" and hid. He came to the classroom and asked who said that and nobody answered cos I was loved by all my classmates. The man flogged the whole class and people were crying seriously. I kept trying to tell him it was me so he could stop punishing others but my classmates refused to allow me. He got to me and didn't flog me much like the others, funny enough. This was in jss3.

In sss3, I gave my yoruba teacher the name "gbidon-gbidon"(magician). She used to wear a shoe with shiny stuffs on it and it looked like all those magicians shoe I used to see on tv. I used to tell my classmates that her shoe looked like a magician's shoe. One day, she was teaching and I asked her what magician means in yoruba and she innocently answered "gbidon-gbidon" and the whole class erupted in laughter to her embarrassment. She looked at the way I was laughing and knew I was up to no good. I chop cane on top but she finally had a new name. A name that we ed down to the junior classes behind us.

Apata

Oss... original Sabi sabi

Pa Oloye, Maths Teacher in Cardoso High School (CHS) Gaskiya, Ijora Lagos.

Jennyclay:
Our English teacher back then in secondary school talks too much and spit comes out from his mouth anyhow.

Whenever he is teaching us vowels and consonants sounds, spit do gush out from his mouth like community tap.

Since then we nicknamed him UNCLE BOREHOLE.

ROTFL

Jeez....