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Oga mbe.

St. Charles special science knows him.

1. Actor (maths teacher) Senior class
2. Action (maths teacher) Junior class
3. Mr. Daddy (vice principal) if you enter their trap, your own don finish

���. We had two lecturers in my department that we gave

Eze goes to school
God of War�

head master. His head was of a diffent spec

Quadratic equation..

I will not mention the department but back then in FUTA, almost all the lecturers have animal nickname and if u truly look at their faces they resemble their nick names. we have;

Ostrich
Vulture
Python
etc. i will update if i some other names, may God forgive students.

One of my clasdmates was called "scotched egg" cos his head really looks like that. In secondary school we have one we called "golgi body" but the guy don fine now sha since he be nurse for yankee and now a big boy

so back in the days....my school no dey hear word at all (BMGS Adazi.....in Anambra)

So there's this teacher that always do gra gra........ flogs niggrrs like mad.
Upon everything sef told us to be calling him "sir smooth".
omo we all dey vex for him.
so because he has beards like a goat ......we began calling him "ịbụ ewu"...... You are a goat.....(he's not Igbo so don't know the meaning)


He will be teaching us in class ( physics)......and after teaching and ask...... hope you guys understand it, we all will shout....."ịbụ ewu". And the mumu will be smiling.


But gosh the day he noticed the meaning........the punishment no be here

I can't say it here.

I will be exposing myself in the process...

Omicron007:
Back in school, teachers displayed varying characters in the discharge of their duties.
Some were very dedicated while others are just there for the renumeration.

Back in Secondary School, we had this stingy Economics Teacher. He was very frugal and he always had a list in his pocket. He was always in one brown tros always.
We ended up calling him Mr.Brown.

However, we always used the nickname when he was not around in order to escape some punishment.


Let's hear from you.

There's this one we call " The days are evil"

Eran ori iresi

mr fayose AKA cocoshen i will say this again ur father, i still have ur scare on my back

infogenius:


Panku given to our social studies teacher.

Did you attend KIS?

Senomi:
Sir burna boy ( biology teacher, he always folded his sleeves up to his shoulders for no reason)

Aunty kelemoto ( wicked ugly,nursery school, keke napep faced teacher)

Aboki ( his head was shaped like those aboki kettles)

Black panther( loves preaching about black history lol, like twas primary 2 kids business, he looked like a cat)

Ancient of days ( he was too old to be a primary school teacher abeg, always talking nonsense about his internetless generation, and his wife)

Squidward ( he behaves like squidward)

My dear boy ( he always addresses students like that)

Cheque

Imbiaka ( behaves like a reverend father)

Grandfather ( busy body advisor)

Mr sophia ( philosophy teacher)

Madam slippers ( cos she has slippers breast according to the tales of our senior who fvcked her in her apartment)

Sir ghost ( he dresses like a ghost, and his voice was scary)

Aunty yam head ( her head had the shape of a divided anambra yam)

May God have mercy on you.

Oloogbe (corpse) - CRS teacher. He would come to class, and say ebami ji oloogbe to sun yen (Help me wake that corpse)

Fagbo (Smoker) - Maths teacher, he voice was deeper than that of a smoker

Flogging skill

Smell Mess

Mr. Terrible

In most of his address to the student , he's fond of saying "if you are caught , you will find yourself in a terrible situation".

He's now late though, may his soul R.I. P.

Mgbada meaning Antelope... He was our P. H. E teacher and he runs like he has engine.

Back then in my secondary school days, there use to be this maths teacher always hi on weed as we assumed, each time he sees student gathered together expecialy during break, he will come shouting MOVE and at the same time making a hand gesture as if he was pushing us,so we nicknamed him MOVE

Omicron007:
Back in school, teachers displayed varying characters in the discharge of their duties.
Some were very dedicated while others are just there for the renumeration.

Back in Secondary School, we had this stingy Economics Teacher. He was very frugal and he always had a list in his pocket. He was always in one brown tros always.
We ended up calling him Mr.Brown.

However, we always used the nickname when he was not around in order to escape some punishment.


Let's hear from you.

Samanja

Iamdbull:
Dbull on this one!!!


being a nonentity didn't just start today for me, during my primary school days at Tai solarin staff school I was privilege or rather unfortunate to attend a party with my teachers, then in a bid to show some of my attention seeking tactics I decided to meet my older comrades that accompanied me to the party and take a sip of 33 alcohol as i was sipping it I got the attention of my teachers as I wanted, only to get to school the following Monday and the teacher narrated my story to the whole class and he gave me the name 33 I had numerous other names too as the nonentity of the school. Adedayo iyanu ogunyemi aka Dbull, Tai solarin school will never forget you

imagine,my reg number was 33 back then in sec school,our formmaster enter the class to mark attendance.calling from 1,when it reach my turn and called 3 3,na that day the whole class started calling me 3 3.i vex wella

Mr pardon and
Are U stupid

Disease Man (Was a Vet Dr. and major area of focus was animal diseases)
Adipose
Embden-Meyerhof pathway

Isotope

'Master vividly' always included the word 'vivid' in all his statements.
'mrs.titilayo cuz she had very long dentition
'uncle marlians always puts on big tros that pulls from his waist without belts.
'sir pimples depot' our maths teacher had a yellow face big big red pimples scattered allover and very black body
'mrs ogoo' had very long forehead

Omicron007:
Back in school, teachers displayed varying characters in the discharge of their duties.
Some were very dedicated while others are just there for the renumeration.

Back in Secondary School, we had this stingy Economics Teacher. He was very frugal and he always had a list in his pocket. He was always in one brown tros always.
We ended up calling him Mr.Brown.

However, we always used the nickname when he was not around in order to escape some punishment.


Let's hear from you.

... IMPORTED MONKEY... FUNNY THING IS THE MAN IS NOW A LOCAL GOVERNMENT CHAIRMAN... GREAT GOD

I just finished my Nysc service on 17 Feb 2022. Served in a mixed school, I asked a student secretly to tell me the name given to me by her fellow students and she said non.

I asked her of my colleagues and she mention two;
1. Corper Omo ( a Yoruba from Lag)
2. Corper akwai buran-uba yau.

infogenius:


Panku given to our social studies teacher.

Same was given to social studies teacher then(KCHS)
Our English we called him ive
Our vice principal we called him mo ro se
One other master we called master koloransi
And a copper we called oku pade ego(real name is okupadengo)

Amoeba..

Ilabe (soup licker/drinker)

We nicknamed our English language teacher "aunty Alas" when she taught us exclamation while our maths teacher was nicknamed "aunty meridian" when she taught us time.