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What's The Funniest Nickname You Gave Your Teacher While In School? (19863 Views)
Ariiinze: 2:36pm On Feb 19, 2022 |
Oga mbe. St. Charles special science knows him. 1 Like |
Lekison(m): 2:38pm On Feb 19, 2022 |
1. Actor (maths teacher) Senior class 2. Action (maths teacher) Junior class 3. Mr. Daddy (vice principal) if you enter their trap, your own don finish ![]() |
Houston17(m): 2:38pm On Feb 19, 2022 |
���. We had two lecturers in my department that we gave Eze goes to school God of War� 1 Like |
nakaman: 2:39pm On Feb 19, 2022 |
head master. His head was of a diffent spec
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gambia(m): 2:39pm On Feb 19, 2022 |
Quadratic equation.. ![]() |
streetsoldier1(m): 2:39pm On Feb 19, 2022 |
I will not mention the department but back then in FUTA, almost all the lecturers have animal nickname and if u truly look at their faces they resemble their nick names. we have; Ostrich Vulture Python etc. i will update if i some other names, may God forgive students. One of my clasdmates was called "scotched egg" cos his head really looks like that. In secondary school we have one we called "golgi body" but the guy don fine now sha since he be nurse for yankee and now a big boy 2 Likes |
Sergio104(m): 2:41pm On Feb 19, 2022 |
so back in the days....my school no dey hear word at all (BMGS Adazi.....in Anambra) So there's this teacher that always do gra gra........ flogs niggrrs like mad. Upon everything sef told us to be calling him "sir smooth". omo we all dey vex for him. so because he has beards like a goat ......we began calling him "ịbụ ewu"...... You are a goat.....(he's not Igbo so don't know the meaning) He will be teaching us in class ( physics)......and after teaching and ask...... hope you guys understand it, we all will shout....."ịbụ ewu". And the mumu will be smiling. But gosh the day he noticed the meaning........the punishment no be here 6 Likes 2 Shares |
bluefilm: 2:43pm On Feb 19, 2022 |
I can't say it here. I will be exposing myself in the process... |
eme26: 2:44pm On Feb 19, 2022 |
Omicron007: There's this one we call " The days are evil" |
Jamesbiodun(m): 2:44pm On Feb 19, 2022 |
Eran ori iresi
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porthouse7(f): 2:44pm On Feb 19, 2022 |
mr fayose AKA cocoshen i will say this again ur father, i still have ur scare on my back
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Bahamas95(m): 2:44pm On Feb 19, 2022 |
infogenius:Did you attend KIS? |
nnamdi640: 2:45pm On Feb 19, 2022 |
Senomi:May God have mercy on you. 1 Like |
Ayomide002: 2:47pm On Feb 19, 2022 |
Oloogbe (corpse) - CRS teacher. He would come to class, and say ebami ji oloogbe to sun yen (Help me wake that corpse) Fagbo (Smoker) - Maths teacher, he voice was deeper than that of a smoker 2 Likes 1 Share |
Temptee101(m): 2:50pm On Feb 19, 2022 |
Flogging skill
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Franklin231(m): 2:50pm On Feb 19, 2022 |
Smell Mess
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Cocolatti(m): 2:51pm On Feb 19, 2022 |
Mr. Terrible In most of his address to the student , he's fond of saying "if you are caught , you will find yourself in a terrible situation". He's now late though, may his soul R.I. P. 2 Likes |
sassiemyk: 2:51pm On Feb 19, 2022 |
Mgbada meaning Antelope... He was our P. H. E teacher and he runs like he has engine.
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Gamusgamus: 2:52pm On Feb 19, 2022 |
Back then in my secondary school days, there use to be this maths teacher always hi on weed as we assumed, each time he sees student gathered together expecialy during break, he will come shouting MOVE and at the same time making a hand gesture as if he was pushing us,so we nicknamed him MOVE
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checkoutEnugu: 2:53pm On Feb 19, 2022 |
Omicron007: Samanja ![]() |
Salihusaliheen(m): 2:54pm On Feb 19, 2022 |
Iamdbull:imagine,my reg number was 33 back then in sec school,our formmaster enter the class to mark attendance.calling from 1,when it reach my turn and called 3 3,na that day the whole class started calling me 3 3.i vex wella 1 Like |
Salihusaliheen(m): 2:55pm On Feb 19, 2022 |
Mr pardon and Are U stupid |
Jerrite(m): 2:55pm On Feb 19, 2022 |
Disease Man (Was a Vet Dr. and major area of focus was animal diseases) Adipose Embden-Meyerhof pathway |
Chiefochiefo(m): 2:56pm On Feb 19, 2022 |
Isotope ![]() |
Re: What's The Funniest Nickname You Gave Your Teacher While In School? by Nobody: 2:56pm On Feb 19, 2022 |
'Master vividly' always included the word 'vivid' in all his statements. 'mrs.titilayo cuz she had very long dentition 'uncle marlians always puts on big tros that pulls from his waist without belts. 'sir pimples depot' our maths teacher had a yellow face big big red pimples scattered allover and very black body 'mrs ogoo' had very long forehead 1 Like |
Omo9ja147(m): 3:00pm On Feb 19, 2022 |
Omicron007:... IMPORTED MONKEY... FUNNY THING IS THE MAN IS NOW A LOCAL GOVERNMENT CHAIRMAN... GREAT GOD 1 Like |
MARSHALDEMSA202(m): 3:01pm On Feb 19, 2022 |
I just finished my Nysc service on 17 Feb 2022. Served in a mixed school, I asked a student secretly to tell me the name given to me by her fellow students and she said non. I asked her of my colleagues and she mention two; 1. Corper Omo ( a Yoruba from Lag) 2. Corper akwai buran-uba yau. ![]() |
crispus09(m): 3:04pm On Feb 19, 2022 |
infogenius:Same was given to social studies teacher then(KCHS) Our English we called him ive Our vice principal we called him mo ro se One other master we called master koloransi And a copper we called oku pade ego(real name is okupadengo) |
hily070: 3:10pm On Feb 19, 2022 |
Amoeba.. ![]() 1 Like |
Dmeji4444(m): 3:10pm On Feb 19, 2022 |
Ilabe (soup licker/drinker)
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Re: What's The Funniest Nickname You Gave Your Teacher While In School? by Nobody: 3:12pm On Feb 19, 2022 |
We nicknamed our English language teacher "aunty Alas" when she taught us exclamation while our maths teacher was nicknamed "aunty meridian" when she taught us time.
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