NewStats: 3,264,419 , 8,183,685 topics. Date: Wednesday, 11 June 2025 at 02:23 AM 4r930

maedan:


Oh sure . I'm sh-sh-shivering in my sh-sh-shoes .

oh really, this whooping will take place with u not having any shoes on

maedan:

LOL> OK .

ima bring out my whip and whoop ur behind

FL Gators:

I hope it continues that way cuz am coming home soon. woot woot!!

I'm tired of Lanterns and blinking TV

good riddance to bad rubbish!

Moyola:

Lailai!

watch and see, no scare tactics here

maedan:


Lol. Somehow, it's always boys that never figure it out on time. Girls never seem to have that problem .

dont start!

indie22:

Tnx, but no tnx, Undergees are not my style!

i see ur point, ok we will have our love affair on the surface not underground, so are u game? u know u want me

kay0195:

@na2day is that really u? cos u got  b o obs! ha ha ha so funny cant stop laughing. . .

what is wrong with it? sum1 once said "I love maself cos I am maself and not someone else" and i follow that statement religiously

kay0195:

err. . . just to clear things, i dont have a thing for guys with bosoms o.

u are jealous bcuz my bo.0.bies are bigger than urs?

indie22:

Lol! Better not allow one of your wives catch you!

that's why we will keep it on the down low

Odunnu:

Dnt like fat guys

the feeling is mutual!

indie22:

Nerdy, geeky looking guys.

i am nerdy and geeky looking, so how can we meet? pic on profile

Odunnu:

Dat means i'l nevr b caught walking down d street wt U.
I like your sense of humour.

why not? bcuz i am fat? look, my fatness is beautiful and u will feel like a natural born woman walking by my side

Odunnu:

4 your mind u b smart guy abi?
Anyhoozy sha,hw r u doin?burned out som fat lately?

yes na, i be super smart guy, my mama even tell me so me burn off fat? for what now? the kin sun wey dey here dey burn everything off on its own, me dey try add more so i go get enough when cold comes around

mama-gee:

^^In your dreams. . .

jealously ooooo!

Odunnu:

@Na2day,Wud hv been ovr d roof if u'd personalisd it.

i tread wisely

superior1:

A friend recently shocked his entire family when he came home with his fiancee who happened to be an albino. Some of his family including his mum instantly rejected the lady and even threatened to disown him should he go ahead to marry her.
Personally, i feel you can marry anyone who pleases you.

What is your take,can you marry an albino?

yes

Avantage:

Hello Nairaland,

I am in a BIG trouble
Few days ago my boyfriend of 4 months called me in the morning to say hello. he asked how i slept.
I told him I had a dream about a stranger, who gazed at me. I was running down the stairs and the stranger continued to looking at me.
My b/f asked if I was attracted, and if something else happened between us in the dream (!)
I thought he was joking, but unfortunately he was serious about my dream. he said that my subconscious was cheating.
I was shocked!!!!
My day begins with thoughts about my BF and the day ends with thinking about him!!
how could he think that my subconscious is thinking about someone else?

i need your advice
what should i do ?

He is not calling. not answering my messages

why not just dream another dream and tell him u saw him in the dream and u guys made love for hours on end, that should do the trick

Othello18:

I started dating this girl about 7months ago,we were and are still seperated by distance.at the onset of d relationship i couldn't stay without calling at least 30mins per day but recently i've noticed i could stay 3-4days without calling and not feel bad, thinking it was probably distance i invited her to my place and still after she stayed for about 3days and left i still don't feel any different, i'm not seeing any other girl but think i could do that now without hesitation, should i breakup or continue??.i don't know.what do u think?

r/s are not meant for kids, know what u want b4 going into one and dont give stupid excuses after

emmboy:

Some people see stammerers as embarassing. How do u see it, can u date a stammerer?

are stammerers not humans?

Cyana:

i have a thing for Nigerian men!!

we love u too girl

mama-gee:

Id at 23?

Nah, save that for the minors, abeg.

are u sure u r not amaka?

Moyola:

Emi ke?!!
juz dhat the 'Alai-looju tizz' kudnt find a razz area to display their G.S.M [size=4pt]{General street madness}[/size]. . .xcept 'our serene hood'

at least i now know where u live, i can come and stalk u now

ayettymama:

your not wrong at all- nobody wants a broke man

and if a man want to be broke let him go find a desperate woman!

great lifestyle apart what abt the kids?? what kind of life do u want for them??

i dont want my children sayin 'mommy is the sole provider'!

dont mind them- broke men will continue to lament! u will neva find a rich dude sayin 'look at the ambition' is ambition gonna put food on the table?? pay the bills?? abeg!

ole! barawo!

Godmother:

Why will a guy actually be movibg with a girl and still claim they are not dating?I mean this guy sleeps with this girl and all that.

My girlfriend's elder brother is "moving" with a girl right now and claims they are just friends.According to him, he asked her out some years back and she turned him down cos she was dating a mutual friend of theirs.That relationship didnt work out and one thing led to another and the said  girl became close to this guy years down the line. They do practically together, but this guy insists that the girl is just wasting her time and that he is never going to marry her since when he was actually interested in her, she turned him down.

And the sad part is that this poor girl is going around town telling the world that she and this guy are an item.The girl and I attended the same sec school and my heart goes out to her anytime I see her around this guy, but I just have to mind my biz and keep mute about the whole affair

ever heard of friends with benefits? u dont have to date a friend that gives u benefits with no strings attachement, its just free milk and why spill it? and if i recall right, was it not ur type in the person of ayettymama and co that were crying out loud that naija guys dont even know what a casual r/s is, that it is just for the s3x but that naija guys will be tripping that they want more, well, one guy is proving to y'all that we know what a casual r/s is and we diggit!

Godmother:

But when it happens to someone you are somewhat close to, you tend to feel sorry for the person. The sad part is that this girl feels she doesnt have time on her side anymore at 29 and is desperate to settle down. Now her mind in so into this relationship and she stands to be disappointed

abeg make we hear word, if she is 29 so what? the guy shld marry her when he doesn't like her? what was she doing b4 29? she was running the streets claiming to be miss world now biological clock don dey tick be careful she wants to tie sum1 down. if she didnt love him b4, what changed? her age? nonsense! u girls are knuckleheads for real!

ayettymama:

ok

im even hearing the event is like an hr away from the city

not a happy bunny!

hey be quiet, can't u see we are trying to have a serious conversation going on here?

mama-gee:

Rotflmao, he really thinks he's goodlooking with those Enlarged Cheeks and Potbelly.

jealousy!

iice:

lol you're incorrigible

i learn from the best

mama-gee:

^^Stay out of this Na2Day, I just want to put in some knowledge into the brain of that ignorant fellow that posted above you few hours ago.

It's because of gullible people like that elf, my friends were totally enraged when I ed that picture on my profile and I'm beginning to see reasons with them.

so are u coming to my place or not?

Idowuogbo:

@ na2day

cheating on me online

i hate u . i do ,i do ,i do

LOSERRRRRRRRRRRRRR

i am not cheating on u ooo, i dont even know that woman!

OgidiBoy:

@ Idowuogbo


Na2day has slept with at least 10 girls from NL that I know of, if you love yourself and don't want to catch an STD run and don't look back.

bad belle! i dey come austin whoop ur azz!

mama-gee:

You're a spunk!

Have you ever seen me physically apart from reading my comments on NL?

So, how do you know that's not my picture?

Just Cause you've got the picture of a mexican female on your profile page, you assume everyone did the same.

Honey, I don't use the image of fellow human beings and then make it mine. . .

That's my picture whether you think or otherwise or not, you don't know me.

lets settle this once and for all, oya come to my place so that i can that it is really u

Girl846:

awwwww! Im honestly so touched by you guys! thanks!
God Bless you all!

God bless u too. some of us are trying to find our way back to the right part, so u can never tell who u are encouraging

michelin89:

You fine??

big time! why u think say my face dey for the january edition of ebony magazine?

i thought it was u, i swear, she looks just like u even though she is white

George_D:

na2day, abeg leave the babes for we good guys oooooo!

i am not just good, i am gooder than good!

nellaluv:

shut up jor , so this is how u sniff out where ladies are gathered, eh , you know that's y i love u , nutty boi, bye bye

baby, i was just out looking for u only ooo, these other ladies happen to find me. and that chi-baby of a girl won't just keep her hands off me even after i told her a million times i am with u