NewStats: 3,265,185 , 8,185,941 topics. Date: Friday, 13 June 2025 at 07:21 PM 2y4e5v

Hiohiohiohiohiohio *lafin in french*
Look at ds fuccking oyibo guy. Friendly indeed

But anyway, here in canada were I happn to b d manager of 1 of their banks, that's how canada police are

Brb

terrimatix:
I disagree with you on the bolded statement...I travelled out to do my masters degree and i got a job barely one month i resumed school...If i was in Nigeria, how possible would that have been??...Truth be told, there are more opportunities in developed countries than in Nigeria...Just make sure you are travelling with the right aim.

Sir, u misconstrue my statement. I said Extremely I didn't say totally imposible. How many Nigerians can get such opportunity like u?

nke001:

God Bless You More This New Year! Amin.

Thank u very much. And u too

AcidosisMega:
Buhari's boys doing what they know best.

My guy, have u ever asked urslf this "why is boko haram difficult to conquer by GEJ being the GCFR??" GMB wiped off th Matatsines during his time. As a young boy, u will not know these terrorist groups. They are worst than boko haram. GMB single handedly wiped dem off. Why is it taking this clueless man time to wipe bh off?? Pls start asking urslf that qstn and profound an answer for that. All we need now is wat??
#Change!!

Here in Canada were I am a Manager, we dnt look for air planes like a pin. We all are legend of the seeker. It doesn't take us time we'll find it. Jst canada 4 assistance. Dts al

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Good piece of write up..
There is something that we Nigerians fail to understand. U'll meet most of the youths huzlin to travel out to go and huzle without knowing that when they travel out, that effort they make to huzle, wen they apply same effort her in Nigeria, they'll make same or even more profit sef.
Now wen they succeed in travling out and exhibit same lazy attitude whch they already exhibit here in Nigeria, they'll be forced to go into drug trafficking where they think they'll make shap shap money, without still knowing that the risk in such 'business' is far greater than d fuccking profit... It'll then end 98% of them in prison, they'll then be calling for help to serve their jail term in Nigeria(Nigeria that u abandoned to go and huzle elswhere) some sef, it'll cost them their lives
On this note! I urge my fellow Nigerians to quench d ambition of traveling out to hustle. If u can't make it in ur father's land, it'll b extremely difficult for u to make it elswhere.
#ILoveNigeria
#ILoveMyFathersLand



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Front page pls Mr

so pathetic

A lecturer at the Federal College of Education, FCE,
Kabuga, Kano, Chief Christian Ojimba, in a recent
interview with Vanguard recounted the ordeal he and
some of his students went through when Boko
Haram visited their school on September
17th, an attack that lasted 45minutes. Below is what
he said...
"It was a very serious attack and an unexpected
one. Before the attack on our school, Boko Haram
terrorists had attacked Kano State Polytechnic
inside the city centre, with the new strategy of
using female and male teenagers, who they arm
with bombs. In broad-day light on Wednesday,
September 17, our school, the Federal College of
Technology, Kano, was attacked.
That day, I didn’t have lectures, but, in my usual way,
I had to go to school, because I am very friendly with
my students.
I am always in my office to solve their problems
because I love my students. I must say that I had
premonition which, if I had heeded, I wouldn’t have
been involved in the attack. One, I didn’t have
lectures; two, when I got to the school gate, I
discovered my office keys were not in my bag; three,
my wallet containing my identity card, driver’s licence
and other important documents was not with me. But
when I got to the office, my colleague had already
opened the door with his own key. If the door had
been locked, I would have gone back home.
I stayed in the office, Room 78, upstairs at the new
site of School of Arts and Social Sciences, FCE, Kano.
Around 1.15pm that day, I heard the sound of
multiple bomb explosions at close range. Before you
knew it, there was pandemonium. Students and staff
were running helter skelter for their lives. On
noticing this, I came out of my chair to check what
was happening and what I saw was the Boko Haram
people wielding AK-47 guns shooting sporadically
and directly at everyone at sight. Downstairs, they
had killed one of our lecturers, Dr. Thomas Kayode
Ajamu from Ogbomoso, Oyo State. Dr. Ajamu, a
former Head, Department of Christian Religious
Studies, CRS, was buried that same week.
So when I came out of the door, there was no way to
. Dead bodies littered everywhere because this
attack happened at the prime-time for lectures.
Before the attack, I have reason to believe terrorists
came on surveillance. Several male teenagers came
visiting our offices in pretence that they were begging
for money. The one that came to my office said,
teacher good afternoon, please I am going to the
hospital, I am not feeling too well, but I don’t have
money for transportation. Even though I don’t
understand Hausa very well. I replied him in Hausa,
that I forgot my money at home, that there was no
money on me, and he thanked me and left.
That was the conversation during the surveillance
time and they did it in all the blocks in the five
departments of the school- Department of History
where I belong, Department of Geography, Social
Studies, Christian Religious Studies, Islamic Religious
Studies, and the Deanery. They surveyed everywhere
before the attack.
My office is located on the first floor of a one storey
building, so, I couldn’t jump down. I saw students
jumping down, some got injured, while others didn’t.
What I did was that I hugged a pillar from the first
floor, trying to come down through it. So, when
students noticed I have created an escape route,
many ed me and it was in that process that there
was a stampede. I fell down and couldn’t move
because the long bone ing my right knee got
broken and shifted out of its socket.
I was trapped. I couldn’t run because a Boko Haram
man was just a stone throw. So, I told myself, ‘to God
be the glory, God receive my soul in heaven’. There
was no escape, the man was directly shooting
sporadically at any person in sight. He was shooting
directly at both the young and old. They didn’t spare
young boys and girls who came to the school to sell
groundnut and pure water. All of them where shot
dead.
At the end, there was a massive attack, many people
were killed, several others were wounded. The big
testimony of it all, was that the Boko Haram man was
standing on me, while shooting at others. When I saw
him I played dead. I ed when I was in
Alvan Ikokwu College of Education, Owerri, in 1984,
there was this lecture we had then on self-defence
mechanism. I ed the lecturer told us how
to escape if we were in situations like this. So, that
knowledge came into me. Another thing that came
into my mind at that critical moment was that I
ed that I and my wife had been praying
and fasting against gun shots, bomb blast.
At the Boko Haram man stood on me as if I was a
dead victim, I didn’t know how God seized the pains I
was going through as a result of the broken knee
bone and also my breathe was also seized.
Few minutes later, the man left me and was walking
away towards the school gate. At that same time,
there was one of the female lecturers in my
department who was finding her way out with four
others. The man spotted them and asked them to say
their last prayers. While they put their hands up to
say the prayers, the bomb the man had on his body
blew him up.
Shortly thereafter, a security guard came to me and
asked me to stand up, stand up, but I told him I
couldn’t, that my leg was broken. He tried to pull me
but it was not easy because I was bigger than him. He
managed to pull me to hide behind a door inside a
class. There too, I also played dead because the
sound of gun shots was still raging.
Some minutes later, I peeped from the door and saw
some policemen inside the school. I was in dilemma
as to whether to call them to come and help me or
not, because, sometimes, these Boko Haram people
dress in police and military uniforms. Everybody had
vacated the school premises, nobody knew I was
behind the door writhing in pains. I said if the
policemen were not authentic security agents that
means I am gone, because there was still sound of
gun shots.
God receive my soul
I said within myself, if they were genuine policemen, I
have a testimony to tell, but if they were fake, God
receive my soul. So, I summoned the courage and
called them, ‘Officer, officer, please come and rescue
me’, and they said ‘who are you?’ I introduced myself
as Chief Ojimba of History Department of the college.
I told them I fell from upstairs and my leg was
broken.
It was then that they mobilised other soldiers. They
asked for my ID card. I told them I left it at home.
They didn’t believe me and threatened to kill me. I
said I couldn’t stand up, my leg was broken.
I said they could waste me but I was a lecturer in the
school and they could confirm by going to my office
at room 78. I said they could see my two phones and
a new laptop in the office. Yet they didn’t believe me,
so, they ordered me to pull-off my shirt and singlet
which I did. They further asked me to pull-off my
tros and I cried to them that my legs were
already swollen and my bones broken and I could
not. In harsh tone, they warned that if I fail to obey
their instructions they will shoot me. After doing that,
they also asked me pull-off my short, which I did and
was stark naked.
Well, one shouldn’t blame them, because they were
actually doing their job. They wanted to confirm if I
was not one of the terrorists, and was not concealing
any bomb in me. When they noticed I was stark
naked and nothing was on me, they instructed me to
put on my clothes. Then, they rescued me out of the
place. An Assistant Superintendent of Police, ASP,
that came with the team, an elderly man like myself,
carried me on his back, with three other soldiers
carrying my swollen right leg to the waiting school
ambulance. I cried like a baby, as I was taken to the
Murtala Muhammed Specialist Hospital, Kano. I have
never cried like that before all my life. It was then
that they brought out dead, Dr. Ajamu of the
Department of CRS. He was shot inside his office,
because the Boko Haram people went to offices,
classrooms and toilets shooting anybody at sight.
I stayed at the specialist hospital with my broken leg
inside Plaster of Paris, POP, for about a week. But I
must confess that I was impressed by the way our
school’s governing council, the school management,
students, staff unions, friends and relations rallied
round me while I was hospitalised.

Make I go shitt come back, so I can comment

Booked!

Young lady clap 4 urslf 4 this fictitious story... Pls whts d name of this movie?? Anyway, lemme b waiting 4 d part 2. U tried sha, d story sweet.


But meanwhile, here in Canada were am a manager, we dnt cook up such fictitious story to grab the mind of readers, we cook up better story like that of James Hardley Chase

I either bury mine or burn them too. That's the best way to dispose them
...Here in Canada were am a manager, we dnt throw away holy books in the waste bin

Rip to them all

Hmmm

Op...
The thunder that will fire u is stiLl doing press up. C hw u jst wasted my time 4 ntn.

Applaner:
pls can we ve de names of de soldiers and deir religion






I smell lies

U can kindly follow the link and refer that qstn to channels TV.
Here in Canada were am a manager, we appriciate in4mation. U Nigerians sef

Considering the fact that women talks too much

The Nigerian Army has sentenced 54 soldiers
standing trial before a general court martial to
death by firing squad and acquitted and
discharged five others.

The soldiers were accused of mutiny, assault,
cowardice and refusing to fight of Boko
Haram in the north eastern part of the country.
Their trial comes two weeks after 12 soldiers were
sentenced to death by firing squad for mutiny and
attempted murder of their commanding officer in
Maiduguri, Borno State.
Their conviction brings to 66 the total number of
soldiers sentenced to death by firing squad as part of
disciplinary action by the Nigerian Army .
Their sentence is however subject to confirmation by
the appropriate superior authority.


www.channelstv.com/2014/12/17/army-sentences-54-soldiers-death-firing-squad/

Here in Canada were am a Manager, issues like this doesn't take us much time deliberating. Nigerians sef

I stumbled upon this earlier today so I decided to share it with u guys.

<b>Song of the Year<b>
A voting category for the most popular song in the
year under review. This category is usually decided by voting.

1. AYE – DAVIDO

2. PULL OVER – KCEE

3. DOUBLE WAHALA – ORITSEFEMI

4. SURULERE – DR. SID

5. DOROBUCCI – MAVINS

6. JOHNNY – YEMI ALADE

If you were to vote, who will u vote for??

www.hiphopworldmagazine.com/theheadies/the-headies-2014-nominees-list/

Mr Op...
U just got out of point. How old are u pls? I expct such poor and childish criticism from a toddler. Hope u ar not 1?


Here in Canada were am a Manager, we only criticize with facts

Sharia law?? Sorry pls, how does that concerns me?? Here in Canada we dnt use such words.

Here in Canada were am a managing director, we dntt have HIV cases
...This Nigeria sef, they are endowed with everything

Damn!! This shit never happens in Canada.
Here in canada were am a manager, we celebrate our own rather than shooting them

GMB and Atiku having secrete meeting... Sorry, how does that concerns me?
Here in Canada were am a Manager, we dnt do secrete meetings :/

" am 21, am matured, i know whats good for me, u
don't need to tell me what to do" is what a young
female will tell anybody dat corrects her whenever she
does something unmatured.
"baby you are matured nw..why are u behaving like a
small child. Lets do dis thing once and for all" is what a
guy tells a lady to have sex with her when he
understands that she is not matured.
" guy, u dey do like say u never mature oo...abeg shine
ur eye, no de dull boyz jharee..no b today we de do dis
thing..if u no go mature, we go find person wey mature
make e us..' is what criminal minded fellows tells a
juvenile, to lure him into crime..
Its quite laughable when one deceives him/herself with
the aforementioned statements with d thoughts that it
is what maturity is all about..
Throughout my years in skul, i came across varieties of
statements defining maturity but the one i considered
'acceptable' to me is the one that says;
"Maturity is a psychological term used to indicate how
a person responds to the circumstance of the
enviroment in an appropriate manner: the adult with a
true maturity is one who has grown out of childhood
experiences without losing childhood best traits. He
has obtained the basic emotional strength of infancy,
the stubborn autonomy of toddlerhood, the capacity
for wonder, pleasure and playfullness of preschool
age, the capacity for affiliation and intellectual curiosity
of the school years, the idealism and ion of
adolescence. He has incorporated these into a new
pattern of simplicity dominated by adult stabillity,
wisdom, knowledge, sensitivity to other people,
responsibillity, strength and purposefullness.
If dis is what maturity entails, then who am i?
- is it maturity for me to sag my tro nd move on
the street in d name of 'ass down'
when i knw within me that it isnt the right thing to do?
-am i matured if at the age of 35, i fight with old men
on ATM ques just for the singular reason of 'i came
before u' ?
- how matured am i to date more than a single lady/
guy
at a time just for the reason

1. Bishop David Oyedepo:
Bishop Oyedepo is the head pastor and
founder of Living Faith World Outreach
Ministry (aka Winners Chapel). His estimated
Net worth is $150 million.
Seen as Nigeria’s richest pastor he founded
Winners Chapel in 1981 and has grown it to
become one of Africa’s largest congregation.
He holds 3 services every Sunday at the Faith
Tabernacle touted to be Africa’s largest
worship center.
He owns two private jets (some sources say
four) and houses in London and the United
States.
He owns Dominion Publishing House, a
successful publishing company which
publishes all his books. His books, incidentally,
are all about prosperity and little or nothing
more.
Some years ago he founded Covenant
University, taking advantage of the
government’s decision to encourage private
individuals and organizations to own and run
higher institutions of learning. Covenant
University has become one of the elite private
universities in the country. Just recently, in
another round of licensing by the government,
Pastor Oyedepo got himself another license to
run another university.
Bishop Oyedepo also owns Faith Academy, a
high school for the upper class.


2. Chris Oyakhilome:
Pastor Chris (as he is popularly called) is the
founder and Head pastor of Believer’s
Loveworld Ministries (aka Christ Embassy). His
estimated net worth is $30 – $50 Million.
Christ Embassy is reportedly consisted of over
40,000 many of whom are successful
businessmen and hippy undergraduates.
Pastor Chris paints a picture of a pastor cum
savvy business executive just as Oyedepo and
has diversified interests in media, hotels, and
real estate. His media empire includes
LoveWorld TV network, thee first Christian TV
network to broadcast from Nigeria to the rest
of the world on a 24 hour basis. He also has
interests in printing & publishing and owns an
ultra modern printing company in Lagos.
Last year the charismatic and hair styling
pastor was involved in a $35 million money
laundering case. He was suspected of
siphoning church funds but the matter died
down and nothing more has been heard of it.
Pastor Chris, of the five richest pastors in our
list, is the most media savvy and uses new
networking media such as facebook and twitter
to great effect.


3. Temitope Joshua:
Pastor T.B. Joshua (as he is known) is the head
pastor at Synagogue Church of All Nations
(SCOAN). He is worth an estimated $10 – $15
Million.
Pastor Joshua is famous as Nigeria’s most
philanthropic pastor and also the most
controversial. He founded SCOAN in 1987 and
unlike other pastors has never opened another
branch of his church in Nigeria outside the
original one in Lagos which is said to
accommodate over 15,000 people.
Among the rich list of Nigerian pastors he is
most popular for his healing powers and gets
regular miracle seeking visitors from all parts
of the country and beyond.
His church has only one branch in Nigeria but
currently has branches in Ghana, the UK, South
Africa and Greece.
He owns Emmanuel TV, a Christian TV network.
Most of his wealth is believed to have come
through donations and his relationships with
the high and mighty in several parts of Africa.
He is, for instance, close to Ghanaian President
Atta Mills and has entertained several heads of
state in Africa at his Synagogue Church.


4. Matthew Ashimolowo:
Pastor Ashimolowo heads the Kingsway
International Christian Centre (KICC) and has a
reported net worth of $6 – $10 Million.
In 1992, Foursquare Gospel Church, in Nigeria,
sent Pastor Ashimolowo to open a satellite
branch in London. But the Afro style pastor had
his own ideas and set up his own church
instead.
His church is reportedly the largest Pentecostal
church in the united Kingdom. In 2009 the
church made close to $10 million in profits and
reported assets of $40 million. He is reported
to earn $200,000 in annual salary. His real
wealth comes from various business interests
which includes a media company.


5. Pastor Chris Okotie:
Pastor Chris Okotie is the head of Household of
God Church and has a networth of $3 – $10
Million.
Pastor Okotie first made name as a popular
pop musician in the 80s. He later set up the
Household of God Church, one of Nigeria’s
most flamboyant church with over 5,000
consisting of Nollywood movie
actors/actresses, musicians, and society
people.
He has run for the presidency in Nigeria three
times and lost each time. He received
criticisms from several quarters for insisting
that God asked him to contest the elections.
The last time in April 2011 he contested under
the Fresh Party, a political party he founded.
Pastor Chris Okotie is an automobile collector
and lover. He drives a Mercedes S600, Porsche,
and several other cars.

Source: Forbes Magazine

My ordeal!!

I was in abuja some days back, I priced an average belt for 400naira, d last price ws 500naira so I didn't buy wen I came to Lapai niger state, I bought a belt better than the one I priced in abuja for just 200naira.
Again, I wantd buying a wallet, in abuja it was 800naira last. I came to Lapai and I bought it 400naira.
Am asking, why are price of things in abuja 2times that of other state? Is it the wholsalers that hikes the price or the retailers??