NewStats: 3,265,337 , 8,186,435 topics. Date: Saturday, 14 June 2025 at 02:12 PM j4t4k

andyblaze, ur lies in this romance section is getting too much.

Please change.

Ikede! Ikede!! Ikede!!!
Vote for our
*Sexy
*Lovely
*Brainy
#vote Temigracie#. She deserves d crown.
#Temigracie 2014#

Ikede! Ikede!! Ikede!!!
Vote for our
*Sexy
*Lovely
*Brainy
#vote Temigracie#. She deserves d crown.
#Temigracie 2014#

a godd fvcker like me cant be dump by my boyfriend. E go take am time before he go get correct girl like me.

natureblack:
something tells me she is the one in your DP






Pls don't tell me am wrong

u r wrong bro

chimkaire:
What's the matches for . Meanwhile, *adjust my eyeglasses* No light-up this post oooo. Lmao

am nomonatong u for miss nairaland

Antell95:


*shot fired* Over to you Mukina2

what do you think is a mukina2?

abdg who get matches for here?

natureblack:
what does Mukina look like ?

mukina2 is a football software

Antell95:


for where

na u dey fvck her?

maxisfield:
N to tink diaz no prize for d winner meks d competition a big joke..I will biko cos its a total waste of time

without contesting u don win....wish my borther can have you.

lirusehn:


Hahahahahahahahahaha!! Not gonna answer that.


See most of those ladies are well knwn even if they win it'z unto their level of popularity and not their bin cute. I still prefa someone who has not really bin noticed at all

someone like me.

abeg na who on generator here?

The smoke dey disturb my eyes

a good fearing man is a man that can fvck fvck and fvck us without getting tired.

He fvcks very well.....thats the meaning

make i go wash plate first.....i dey come back to come comment.

Dolypson04:

Hahaa...why tag him wicked?

that is what he is

SeverusSnape:
I knew all the while... I just wanted to make you Ego swell. you understand na....

hahahahahahaha

100Cents:
Please no insult.

This fine girl I met sometimes last 2 weeks. She is so fine that immediately after we met, i offered a lift and dropped her off, I started asking her for a date.

She has everything a man will want in a woman. I could only compare her to my distant girlfriend.

I am so sorry I wrote something about her here and the same night we spoke very well, but by the following morning she stopped picking my calls. What I wrote here wasn't offensive and I don't want to believe she read it and coded that it was me who wrote it and it was about her.

On the first date she was even asking if it was really her I came to see or it was someone else. Now I am wondering why she is not picking my calls after what I will call a splendid first date.

I know this is the way some girls try to hide that they have fallen for a guy. They try proving hard to reach. Until BAM! they land in your house.

Please what wrong have I done to this pretty daughter of Eve ?

Mature advicers only !

the zone that you are in has not been named yet.

iKillzz:
Immediately the first NO is sounded, you should take a walk. A lady always chooses her man. Within 5 seconds of seeing a guy for the first time, a lady already knows if she wants him or not. If she wants him, and the guy asks her out, she says yes without much ado. But if she says no, her no is no. If she says, "let's be friends" there is a possibility, but it's not sure.

In your friend's case, the girl kept him as a last option. You cannot tell me that she didn't know he was from ondo and a white garment boy since 100 level. She knew all these, but kept looking out for a better guy, before she jumps ship. And when she found the better guy, did she not say yes to him?

The problem with most guys is their inability to understand a lady. If you do not naturally know how to read a person's intention, you're on a long thing. Why do you think that ladies most times go back to the guy they earlier said no to? A guy they told no, and he ignored her completely? That's because his value in their eyes, increased. If you pester them too much after they earlier said no, they'll count that against you as well.

Ladies are not complicated. They are interesting.

wicked ex- you don come back?


Tongue out!

SeverusSnape:
Okay dear...I give up, you win.

see you.....me wey just dey copy the thing from wikipedia dey give you. You think say i get am for my head?

Hahahaha

its not bad. I watch it with my boyfriend every time

dmozart:
LOOTER ALERT.... Always using d sacred name of Jesus as a smokescreen for their hideous deeds since 1885 AD !!!

na so my brother.....in churches, government officials, pastors, fellowship people. Deceiving us using the precious name of jesus christ.

But we are wiser now. No more are we gullible to this. We believe in the sonship of jesus christ but we wont be deceived when they use this great name to loot, usem and deceive us.

Never!

Flygerian1:
Girl: What do u v 4 me?
Guy: A lot is waiting for u.
Girl: Like what n what?
Guy: A suprise gift.
Girl: What is it pls? (Excited)
Guy: Dont worry, when u com u'll know what it is.

She'll bear in mind thinking u bought her a gift. Truly u'll buy her a gift but the gift should be a bottle of Malt to welcome her and a pack of Gold circle to pleasurise each other after some chat. And also a thousand naira for her Tfair.

what if after her visit you dont give a single naira?

Me i dont ask after money ooo

SeverusSnape:
Exactly, It happens to me on a daily basis and it's getting out of hand. we guys must set up an ad-hoc committee to look into the issue ASAP....

Carpe Retractum!

MrsBreezy:
Dont spend on them till you're sure they'll stay...

nice

GoodFaith:

What level?
Run girls level or ashow level ?
selling toto

you sell ur toto? Sowie ooo

SeverusSnape:
BOMBARDA!... I wish you could change your moniker to Professor Mcgonaggal

u seem to be hiding under charm....reveal urself..

Aparecium!

SeverusSnape:
Wow!....you're good. PETRIFICULUS TOTALUS!

professor dombledore.......Alarte Ascendare!