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Some ladies are in the habit of always asking, " What will you keep for me ", whenever a guy invites them to come over.

I am not referring to a girlfriend or very regular friend but a casual friend that sees me once in a while. She made this comment recently and instead of laughing it off, I said to myself, let me see through to what she really wants.

I now asked her what she will like me to keep for her. She said CASH…

I was dumbfounded. I now asked her what she will bring for me while coming. She went offline.

Abeg, ladies make una explain what she is really referring to.

Some money,indomie and egg and spanking.

Exactly, It happens to me on a daily basis and it's getting out of hand. we guys must set up an ad-hoc committee to look into the issue ASAP....

A lady once asked me the same question too and I immediately redirected it to her. She said she would bring herself, I was like "before nko! U wan come invisible ni" ladies sha!

Yeah, she likes indomie.

May be I will buy cane for spanking.

Odilafta:
Some money,indomie and egg and spanking.

yemstok:
A lady once asked me the same question too and I immediately redirected it to her. She said she would bring herself, I was like "before nko! U wan come invisible ni" ladies sha!

Lol

Well, just keep a "Love Machine" for her, its a very nice gift and she'll appreciate it very well. #najuxadvise#

A girl once asked me the same thing and I replied "I'll give you my third leg" and the girl Neva came

iceberylin:

Lol

Committee koh

SeverusSnape:
Exactly, It happens to me on a daily basis and it's getting out of hand. we guys must set up an ad-hoc committee to look into the issue ASAP....

yemstok:
A lady once asked me the same question too and I immediately redirected it to her. She said she would bring herself, I was like "before nko! U wan come invisible ni" ladies sha!

bring herself...no b green light be dat...full story pls

golddeejay:
bring herself...no b green light be dat...full story pls

yemstok:
A lady once asked me the same question too and I immediately redirected it to her. She said she would bring herself, I was like "before nko! U wan come invisible ni" ladies sha!

I thought it wz only me that noticed,tat na beta green light ooo,trust me,she go hear am

Girl: What do u v 4 me?
Guy: A lot is waiting for u.
Girl: Like what n what?
Guy: A suprise gift.
Girl: What is it pls? (Excited)
Guy: Dont worry, when u com u'll know what it is.

She'll bear in mind thinking u bought her a gift. Truly u'll buy her a gift but the gift should be a bottle of Malt to welcome her and a pack of Gold circle to pleasurise each other after some chat. And also a thousand naira for her Tfair.

100Cents:
Some ladies are in the habit of always asking, " What will you keep for me ", whenever a guy invites them to come over.

I am not referring to a girlfriend or very regular friend but a casual friend that sees me once in a while. She made this comment recently and instead of laughing it off, I said to myself, let me see through to what she really wants.

I now asked her what she will like me to keep for her. She said CASH…

I was dumbfounded. I now asked her what she will bring for me while coming. She went offline.

Abeg, ladies make una explain what she is really referring to.

Your's is even better, some will invite you over, when coming they will tell you "Bring something when you dey come o". Buncha greedy bastards.

golddeejay:
bring herself...no b green light be dat...full story pls

Na green light true true.....must u hear the full story ni?

edozie04:
I thought it wz only me that noticed,tat na beta green light ooo,trust me,she go hear am

I swear, na follow come green light.

edozie04:
I thought it wz only me that noticed,tat na beta green light ooo,trust me,she go hear am

I swear, na follow come green light.

I usually reply goodies. It can be anything

SeverusSnape:
Exactly, It happens to me on a daily basis and it's getting out of hand. we guys must set up an ad-hoc committee to look into the issue ASAP....

Carpe Retractum!

Flygerian1:
Girl: What do u v 4 me?
Guy: A lot is waiting for u.
Girl: Like what n what?
Guy: A suprise gift.
Girl: What is it pls? (Excited)
Guy: Dont worry, when u com u'll know what it is.

She'll bear in mind thinking u bought her a gift. Truly u'll buy her a gift but the gift should be a bottle of Malt to welcome her and a pack of Gold circle to pleasurise each other after some chat. And also a thousand naira for her Tfair.

what if after her visit you dont give a single naira?

Me i dont ask after money ooo

Lols............ She was joking

Liability:
Carpe Retractum!

Okay dear...I give up, you win.

PinkObsession:
Committee koh

Okay....I'm Sorry.

Boko Haram has claim responsibility for this.., A 5man committee will be set to look into this matter..
Dnt knw what the poster below me gat to sey...
#Rewind back to the last post..

SeverusSnape:
Okay dear...I give up, you win.

see you.....me wey just dey copy the thing from wikipedia dey give you. You think say i get am for my head?

Hahahaha

I gat one gal of the same type here...... I just told that when you are coming pls come along with bread and milk I go give you da money

I don't ask my bf such question... Mind u

Rachelwest:
I don't ask my bf such question... Mind u

This one is not bf level.

Just casual friends.

Anyway my first experience about these type of girls shows that the girl is exercising her curiosity.

I messed up with the first girl. This one go hear am.. These type of girls no dey get bf
No man is good enough for them..

100Cents:


This one is not bf level.

Just casual friends.

Anyway my first experience about these type of girl shows that the girl is exercising her curiosity.

I bleeped up with the first girl. This one go hear am..

Pls take it easy on us ladies

Rachelwest:

Pls take it easy on us ladies

Do I look like central bank governor, she will be asking for cash..

I do reply them 'a lot'.
When they arrive I simply hand them some refreshment and won't talk about the 'something' again, if she insists on something I simply remind her I just gave her some refreshments and that was what I kept for her.


Mind you girls like that are already in the know that you're gonna fucckk them and they need it as well so be happy when she asks such

emperorchedda:
I do reply them 'a lot'.
When they arrive I simply hand them some refreshment and won't talk about the 'something' again, if she insists on something I simply remind her I just gave her some refreshments and that was what I kept for her.


Mind you girls like that are already in the know that you're gonna fucckk them and they need it as well so be happy when she asks such

Agreed, the first girl who did this told me at the end of date that she was expecting Royal Rumble.

It's a sign of curiosity..

Liability:
see you.....me wey just dey copy the thing from wikipedia dey give you. You think say i get am for my head?

Hahahaha

I knew all the while... I just wanted to make you Ego swell. you understand na....