NewStats: 3,263,990 , 8,182,173 topics. Date: Monday, 09 June 2025 at 08:03 AM 6c3k5n

Penguin2:

So when the Sultan of Sokoto was behind Buhari in 2015 because the north wanted power back to the region, how many of Buhari’s campaign did the Sultan attend.

When Sanusi Lamido Sanusi ed Kwankwaso’s candidate against Ganduje in 2019 that eventually led to his dethronement, how of Abba Gida Gida’s campaign did you see him attend?

When you some of talk sometimes, one can’t help but wonder if God assigned poto poto as grey matter to some people.

Fiakwa!

I greet O Learned and knowest one

Skooltynz:
And the guy no talk, I wish all men can be like me I no send anybody papa I am a natural rebel,if you check am well he is from that fear fear region I no mention name.

Na you type the nonsense below abi?

Skooltynz:
My new girl is always acting scared and strange whenever I make move towards having sex with her,this girl has shown that she really loves me but she is always afraid of sex with me,when we first met it took up to a month before she agreed to come to my house,when she visited she sat on a chair a placed outside of my door post, I have to quote an epistle of sweet sermons before she agreed to enter inside my room. she even carried the chair with her to my room because there is no chair in my room I regret keeping that chair close to door..
The day she visited first she refuse to sit on my bed, she just sat close to my door and gisted with me ,I went to sit with her on the chair kissed her and press her breast then I tried to carry her like a baby to my bed she screamed and bit my arm..

Omo I am starting to get frustrated,from my observations my girl is not the wild type,but I know she is not a virgin,the funny thing is the moment we left my room just outside my door she hugged me again and started our normal cuddling ,hugging and kissing,she will let me touch everything in her body but she will , but she will never do it when we are inside the room,she will try to keep distance from me,I asked her why she does so,she said she doesn't trust her feelings that it may dissapoint her.
I am beginning to get tired of the relationship because I love sex and cannot be in a sexless relationship because women are unpredictable,if I quit asking for sex from her she may give it to another guy outside in the long run and nothing hurts a man more than that,I am beginning to get confused wether to patient maybe she will give me chop very soon or she is just playing with my head.

DesChyko:
Firstly, it was a committee, not an authoritarian outing and every outcome was based on votes? There were people who abstained but that did not sway the majority. Else, this matter would still be on the incubator, so dead that 'Chairman' narrative. A good number of those in favour of it were the APC senators as well.

Are you also aware most of the Senators did not accept the 6-month suspension? Let me know if you need the video. Akpabio pushed on and gave it to the Ays anyways. Akpabio also did the exact same thing when Saraki was Senate President but was not suspended for it. Let me know if you also need this video. One could argue that the only reason this matters is in public domain now is because it has gone the way Akpabio wanted it to, just like the 6-month suspension (which was deemed unconstitutional in 2018, by the way).

Talk about precedence. The harassment accusations aside, Natasha trode the path Akpabio did but was burned for it; this is partly what is fuelling the gender bias recently.

They did not abstain. Those non-signatures were simply not in the chamber. Voting is not done by signatures. Don't be smart by half here.

Send me the video where mose senators did not accept the 6 month suspension, or the salaries of aides stopping. I may be wrong on that...

But he called the point of order 3 times and the ayes had it. He was emphasizing so it will be glaring. It was abaribe I think that interrupted him once that they should get on with it and if I recall, he said Abaribe as a "landlord" of senate should be patient and allow it to be clear

Nazgul:

A Nigerian owned company paying people 1m monthly for Oridinary ing job that can easily be outsourced for far cheaper rates. Biko sufry de lie.

The average medical conso earns more

Penguin2:

So when the Sultan of Sokoto was behind Buhari in 2015 because the north wanted power back to the region, how many of Buhari’s campaign did the Sultan attend.

When Sanusi Lamido Sanusi ed Kwankwaso’s candidate against Ganduje in 2019 that eventually led to his dethronement, how of Abba Gida Gida’s campaign did you see him

When you some of talk sometimes, one can’t help but wonder if God assigned poto poto as grey matter to some people.

Fiakwa!

I hail o

Episode22:
Hello Nairalanders, I'm not here to brag, I just need advice before I get lost.

I have two relatives living abroad (UK), both are from my mothers side, same father and same mother...

Just few days ago, I was called and told that they are making plans to send me to the UK early next year to go and stay with my uncle and find something doing there... they already communicated with my uncle abroad, and they just wanted to surprise me.

I'm 29 years old now, I graduated from school last two years as a petroleum engineering. Though, I'm not doing any work for now. My girlfriend is pregnant for me, and I have not disclosed it to anybody yet.

But the truth is that my mind doesn't want to go, I'm not ready and I have told them. They have already started telling me this is a one time opportunity, and that if I miss it, I won't see it again, but I have made up my mind that I don't want to go.

I just can't leave my friends here, I just don't know but I can't..

I need advice,

Why should I go, when my self and my mind is not ready...

The language used above leaves a lot to be desired for a Petroleum Engineer. So I cannot expect any more than the position the poster has taken.
I come in peace

Moventist:
Oredo LGA
Total ed Voters: 309,968
If PDP can get 100k is game over for APC. It's the strong hold of PDP

How many people voted in total last election in 2020? which had a massive turnout as against this election that there was severe voter apathy?

and you de buy fuel for 2k ba?

Almiron:
I was forced to create this thread after seeing a thread bashing VDM on the front page.

Y'all Nigerians really deserve Buhari, Tinubu, and even the worst of them all. Our leaders are a true reflection of our society. I feel no pity for anyone aside from my immediate family.

This is the same dude y'all intimidating and calling names because he's defending himself online.

He was the one an unknown businessman in Alaba ran to when he was defrauded by an unknown influencer, not PaulO, Obi or Iyabo Ojo

The influencer bragged that even if the man called him out on social media, it would only boost her brand. If he reported to the police, she would be out of the country


In less than 12 hours after VDM called the fraudster out, she refunded the money. I think the issue had been going on for months.

So my question is, if there's no voice like VDM, she wouldn't refund the money because the man is just a nobody with no name or connection.

Should he report to Iyabo Ojo or Obi Cubana to help call the unknown influencer out?

Y'all hypocrites, the young man is doing this even without getting paid. Y'all just like being in chains: rice at #100k per bag, fuel at #2k per liter—pain is what y'all like.

Like this famous Yoruba adage "Olooto Ilu no oshika ilu"... Meaning people hates the truth.

The set of people that hates VDM are people with questionable character: scammers, oloshos, and every evil person in society hates this young man.

As he fondly says, "Y'all gonna learn, y'all will learn the hard way."

Nlfpmod frontpage my boss

COVID catch them immediately 🤣🤣🤣

dauntless15:
They no dey see American brisket barbecue on TikTok? Very mouth watering and inviting, not this raw looking whatever this is.

Is this America?
Does sheep have brisket cuts?
Why are you fantasizing in the wrong place?

ManirBK:
This is how we do it on Sallah day in Birnin Kebbi.

previous Sallah threats:

2023
https://nairaland.macsoftware.info/7745198/see-how-barbecue-rams-birnin

2022
https://nairaland.macsoftware.info/7219812/see-how-slaughtered-barbecue-rams

But why are you barbecuing the ballz seperately?
Is sheep balls a delicacy for you?
Are you in love with the meaty balls?
Do you sauce the ballz before eating?
What other ballz are you fond of? Goat? Cow? Rabbits?

BeardedMeat:
Bateria reloaded

Bateria ba?
And you are calling someone olodo

hafeeanubasy:


Honestly.

I am Yorba boy but irrespective of the source of wealth!....IGBOs are richer than us.

This is a Town oooo....An average town in Yoruba land will look so rusty,laid back and deserted

The last time I went to ILE IFE,I was very ashamed!....alot of dilapidated building beside the roads!

I believe you!!!

Yorba boy
Cannot spell his own tribe.
Rotflmao

E go soon edit am

jmoore:
I have made several complaints to Abapower customer care and they have not resolved this, that’s why I am bringing this out to the public.


Abapower placed us on the wrong band, thereby overcharging us, which is extortion. My district is Ariaria district under Ukwa 33 feeder, Enyimba transformer We are on prepaid metre. I previously complained about the 95 naira per unit they were charging us because the power supply in our area is poor, only to check a week later to see that they have increased the charge to 102 naira per kwh. R2SB-NMD is what is on our receipt, which is a wrong classification.


To paint the true picture of power supply in our area, I took down records from Sat 27th April to 3rd May 2024. Sat 8 hours supply, Sunday no power, Monday 3 hours supply, Tuesday no power, Wednesday 45 minutes supply, Thursday no power, Friday 1 hour. Out of 168 hours, they only gave us power for 12 hours 45 minutes of power supply in a week, which is not up to 10% of 168 hours. This means the average supply per day is around 1.7 hours a day.

The lowest band category by NERC is Band E, which is a minimum of 4 hours a day but we are getting an average of 1-2 hours per day and are being charged same rate as those in Band B.

You do not have a meter from that receipt you posted Sir. The matter go hard

Penguin2:

So when the Sultan of Sokoto was behind Buhari in 2015 because the north wanted power back to the region, how many of Buhari’s campaign did the Sultan attend.

When Sanusi Lamido Sanusi ed Kwankwaso’s candidate against Ganduje in 2019 that eventually led to his dethronement, how of Abba Gida Gida’s campaign did you see him attend?

When you some of talk sometimes, one can’t help but wonder if God assigned poto poto as grey matter to some people.

Fiakwa!

No need to argue with you bros. Keep singing lullabys to yourself. I think you are the one that just said Auchi has not produced governor, vice or senator abi?
Why should I even reply you😂😂😂
Well done Sir, you are the "wisest, thinkest, knowest and correctest"
Ride ON!!!!!!!

Penguin2:

Well, except that this man is royalty.

Between Oshiomole and Otaru of Auchi, who do you think would influence the people more?

You think the Otaru will go and campaign for someone against the wishes of his people that have consistently given landslide votes to Oshio?

Rotflmaoooo

Penguin2:

No my man!

This running mate is from Auchi in Edo North.

Now, Auchi is a big town that has never produced either governor, deputy nor senator.

This is their closest shot at power and they will grab it with their two hands.

With this, APC’s hope of having monopoly of votes from Edo North is now over.

Even Garfield1 knows

So Oshiomole Shuaibu and Alimikhena were all Tiv or Urhobo na?
You go just de talk Twe Twe

izzou:


Maybe there's a structural explanation to this, but i do not know CCECC will be punishing people in the name of "Pedestrian bridge"

Currently seeing the one being constructed in front of LASU, and i can't imagine myself walking such a distance.

They should make these designs simple, abeg

Like just put one high rope to swing across abi?

Is this supposed to be an official letter?

online4business:
If she got the shot and booster IT'S HER FAULT.

you can't take RNA gene therapy and not have heart problems.

Scores are dying in the US to cover it up they are opening the borders and letting people from third world in and paying them.

The media keep mum and the charade continues.

If you think the big pharma or drug companies have your back think again.


Find books by Dr Abrahamson Johnson Dr Lee Merritt and Dr Ted broer and read.

It's your fault if you keep believing the propaganda.

Control=responsibility

Ps cancer rate is now through the roof.

Face online biz bros

Alao Akala is missing

xendra:
you mumu dem if you really believe those hungry looking boys could be gistlover.

Na so men de gangsta for street.... Omo counter go sober you. Ordinary 3 hours for cell boys de drop half of thier body weight

Yuri141:
Lol. They dont have the main culprit.

That's what these three are there for now. Day just break. By tommorow they will be telling tales😂

psychologist:
This story no clear

How can lastma arrest notorious robbers?

Eko for show

Modified for those quoting me


The post have it that, they were been chased by people, and they were driving recklessly to evade arrest

How did lastma arrest them? Did they chase them with their Vehicle? Did they throw spikes on the road, did they shot at them? Did they jump into the robbers bus and forced the driver to stop

Just explain to me, how a lasma did not just arrest a robber but a notorious one?

Where did they get such skill?

Well done Sherlock Holmes

Traffic officers are skilled in such things. All they had to do was block the vehicles in front of them. That stopped them on thier tracks. As you should have read, one was able to escape but obviously the crowd hot on thier heels secured the bag. They must be going through the 3 stage of hell by now... Later tonight they will ascend to the 4th level of she in the hands of citizens wherever they are

SoNature:
Mr. Wole Olanipekun is doing well for the APC. But, it's quite disturbing the kind of judgement the judiciary es these days.

We can lose everything, but every well-meaning Nigerian should fight to save the soul of the compromised judiciary. If we lose the judiciary, this country is finished.

Read, Olanipekun is the counsel to the NNPP. Not APC here

Islie:
‘I’m the senior’ — crisis brews in CCB as Kankia rejects purported appointment of acting chair



https://www.thecable.ng/im-the-senior-crisis-brews-in-ccb-as-kankia-rejects-purported-appointment-of-acting-chair/amp

This one no know say them don retire am.

Normal thing in the millitary too. When your junior gets a superior appointment, you are expected to read the writing on the wall

TechTanic:


Kids with internet

Senior man with 800k land for Maitama. I greet Sir

ValarDoharis:
APC did not rig?

If everyone rigged... Then all's fair in a world of thieves

DatoDatuk:
Woman caught after spending $10.4m mistakenly paid to her bank .


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j5s7NqnvUvY&pp=ygUJZGF0b2RhdHVr

Why e be say COVID de quick catch thieves and them go wear facemasks?

ValarDoharis:
Its INEC fault if ballots are not signed and dated. APC is using the judiciary to recover where they lost

They rigged. Don't dodge the issue. No agent will sign an unstamped and undated ballot

Soskidemma5r:
Hdhcb

No problem. Since you are so sure, sell everything you have, borrow money from opay, fairmoney and cult boys on your street and stake. You will pay them off and still have much more to continue staking. We should see you on Forbes list by 2.43pm Dec 2033