NewStats: 3,263,954 , 8,182,076 topics. Date: Monday, 09 June 2025 at 03:09 AM 1w1j5

thank you so much

maclatunji:

You have a story you want to tell and I get the rough idea of what you are trying to say. However, you need to improve with your tenses and your spelling. I think you should get MSWORD 2007 and set the language to English (UK). Run this story on it and try to reduce the errors. You need to read more, use the dictionary and study some English textbook to improve- I suggest 'Countdown in English', a phenomenal guide to English.

I ire your guts to make an effort to write, the more you write- the better you will get.

thanks,, really i dnt mind d spellings when writing it, i intentionally shortin some of them coz i was typing from my mobile, bt 'bout the tenses- i'll try and improve. Thanks alot.

Oluchi007:

Nawa ooo. Five pounds can buy him off?

,infact!!

BlueDiva:

LOL. . .only 5 pounds?
That cheap? Nice one though.

tanx

lol, tiz a funny edition of romeo and juliet o, ke! Juliet? She tink say money na love,

My wife told me
"I am going to the market"
I too went to the market
where I could not,
where I could not find my wife

My friend told me
"I am going to my shop"
I too went to his shop
where I could not,
where I could not find my friend

I am working by the beach
at the end of the day
I saw my friend
lying wide
on top of my wife

With the knife in my hand
I would have,
I would have killed him

if he had not have quickly,
, quickly stood up,
, to give me,
, to give me five pounds

the five pounds I collected
and I take back with me
back with me I took my wife

because, water took the sun away
THE SUN OF LOVE IS GONE

verily money dont smell

At exactly 12 noon, murmurs
erupt from within the class, then
the teacher knew what we meant.
"any question" he says as he
packs his load "no question" we
chorused "okay, good day class".
Before he could manage himself
out of the class, we are already on
our way to the field in groups,
mine is the gymnastic group, I
love gymnastic right from my first
year- we'll quickly find ourselves
and rush to our site on the field. I
mostly watch them do the magics-
the name I personally give to
those gyms coz the only one I can
do is BIG BOSS -which one
somersault with hands in the air.
But when its time for BACK FLIPS
and others, I the view and
clap group.
This we do everyday, but on this
day, I saw some student lying on
the field as if hiding, I moved
close to them to see what they are
doing but they ran away. I knew
not what is happening not until
some people who belong to the
racing group ran past the place
and one of them fell. "oh my God,
this guyz have done this thing
again, God punish them, " the boy
said painfully and continue to rain
curses and his friends came closer
to him for a helping hand.
To me it was fun, I never knew
what the guyz did, but I sensed
they caused the accident, so I
went to meet one of the boys I
will prefer to call the trappers to
ask him how they did it. "you will
up tomorrow" was the last
word he said before its time to in,
we all pushed in to our different
classrooms, each with different
conditions (some wounded, some
happy because their mission to
wound was achieved).
The next day as said, I went to the
boy whom their group I want to
, we met the others on the
field, we distributed ourselves
two-two, and each group set to
work in different part of the field.
I and my partner went to our own
part down as the boy started to
make knots with the long grasses.
I ed and we made as many as
possible as we can till we noticed
the runners are set to move then
we ran. They took off and started
running toward our area of work,
to my surprise one of them fell
down *GBOS* he sounded on
ground, what a great
accomplishment. That was how I
ed the game which we play
wisely, everyday.
On this day, things changed
totally, thou- after our duty to
knot the grasses, we ran as usual,
people fell as usual, the break
period ended as usual, we went
to class and started a new lesson.
"Hold on sir" a teacher said to the
teacher teaching us, with him was
three of of the knoting
group, they had come to pick all
of us, they pointed me out, then I
shouted out "wtf? How do you
have to tell lies that I an one of
you, am I not one of the
gymnastic group? How then do I
have to you people to do
evil?" I cried falsely, as some
people from the class ed
of that I am not one of them. To
cut it short, I wasn't nominated as
one of them, I was realised
because all the gymnastic
ed me. The
nominated star knoters are
suspended for two weeks after
receiving 18 strokes of those
ferocious canes I always fear to
see a teacher hold, I pity them as
my conscience keep forcing me to
tell the truth.
How I wish we meet some of this
days so that I'll reconsile, coz I'm
still always hunted with the urge
to say AM SORRY for all I did to
them.

OMG! What a horror incidence? Tiz an interest trip ;-) isn't it, Pls, Oluchi I'll want to read more of your articles,

OMG! What a horror incidence? Tiz an interest trip ;-) isn't it, Pls, Oluchi I'll want to read more of your articles,