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jacoik(m): 7:05pm On Nov 08, 2024
And someone want me to believe this story? Not possible abeg. Even ordinary keke knows when his fuel get short

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jacoik(m): 11:26am On Oct 29, 2024
Remii:
Hon. Alex Ikwechegh

State - Abia

Party - APGA

Number of bills sponsored - 0

Number of slaps given to a Bolt Driver - 3

His hobby - Making people to disappear whenever he wants
😂😆 u no well I swear. U it's only just 3 slaps he has sponsored and sponsored zero bill. I hope this my message doesn't disappear though
jacoik(m): 2:49pm On Sep 05, 2024
They should have their days on court then
jacoik(m): 5:22pm On Aug 21, 2024
siofra:
I thought they said all a man needs to do is have money and women will tolerate any rubbish from him...
see them, table shakers association
jacoik(m): 5:20pm On Aug 21, 2024
madridguy:
One of the major disaster that can befall someone is to marry a dirty spouse, the thing can sound funny but it is a calamity.

I personally sabi a man, he is a tanker driver, his wife is so dirty that even pigs are learning from where the woman dey. No neighbour will allow the woman spread her clothes beside their own because clothes are just like rags because she cannot wash properly. She leaves her kids used diapers inside the room, even when the kids poo she will not pack it and might leave it there for over 24 hours.

Infact, the man said he can only climb his wife only when his drunk. He doesn't eat his wife food. To nail it all, the man finally ran away with another woman.
😂😆 I can't stop 😂😆. The guy man ran away before dirty kills him
jacoik(m): 1:31pm On Aug 21, 2024
Gboom:

Is there anything wrong in trekking that short distance or enter keke or korope
enter keke or kowope to where? Oga, don't quite me next time, abeg. Headache dey worry my leg
jacoik(m): 8:03am On Aug 21, 2024
For traders who shuttle between Amuwo, FESTAC, Trade Fair and Idumota, I wonder why they put their cars on the road when a cheaper and convenient alternative is always available. It is the same for bank and other workers. After your wonderful article, you just spoil it with this. If idumota, trade fair trader enter the train, where will the train drop him, leventis abi? Now he will trek from leventis to idumota abi? What happens to when he enters danfo and it will drop him at idumota under bridge and he will run walk into his shop. I love that blue train very well though, but state government should please help okoko people to achieve green line. May Lagos state succeed
jacoik(m): 6:25am On Aug 18, 2024
It's a pointer to something, but the mod should have do justice by telling us what's the results of other LGAs apart from this single one. Who can help
jacoik(m): 5:46pm On Aug 07, 2024
strangest:
Okay so Dangote said something about Malta and they released crude oil to him in naira after Reno said our crude has already been sold out till infinity
cheiiiiiiii!!! How did I found myself in this forum. Abeg my guy, is this dangote a matter we are discussing now ? Abeg send me your house address, I have a message to deliver to your neighbour and make sure you dey house
jacoik(m): 9:38pm On Aug 06, 2024
BeeBeeOoh:
shocked

I think IGP is right because, even the little boy that was killed today was hit by missile from Israel.

Nonsense and NPF
😂😆 lolxxxxx hahahaha I swear ehhhh missile from Israel really got me here

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jacoik(m): 3:17pm On Aug 05, 2024
Is brother Asari not aware they are protesting? Because he said if they try it, they will collect wotowoto

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jacoik(m): 3:12pm On Aug 05, 2024
ObaKlaz:
God's decision to remain in a realm where no mortal can see or access at will is so that mere mortals like this Rudeboy, who's living up to his name, won't 'see Him finish.'
😂😆 lolxxxxx hahahaha I swear you no well at all!!!! You mean say if to say God dey visible he will even slap him? I need to report you
jacoik(m): 2:47pm On Aug 05, 2024
KEVIND:
Aggrieved of the APC are behind the nationwide protests - Adamawa governor

The governor of Adamawa State, Ahmadu Fintiri has alleged that aggrieved of the APC are behind the nationwide protests and not the opposition parties



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kTkLWLUV2eo?si=MRiEbMnky_JeBLFW

Link:
https://nairaland.macsoftware.info/8175792/aggrieved--apc-behind-nationwide
but Bayo ononuga say na Obi sponsored it because he lost election

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jacoik(m): 4:06pm On Jul 29, 2024
Everyday247:
Yes, houses that burned down are always black. grin grin grin
😂😆 lolxxxxx hahahaha why did you allow your sense fly from window and you refused to catch it . 😂 No mind me but you mumu ooooo

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jacoik(m): 4:04pm On Jul 29, 2024
Cheiiiiiiii!!!! See wired things people do for money. Mennnnnnn people get mind oooo. God almighty, may you never allow me so such all because of 💰

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jacoik(m): 2:38pm On Jul 29, 2024
Zooposki:








😀😃😄

talicuna pase.
jacoik(m): 2:27pm On Jul 29, 2024
Zooposki:
Be like na Kenyan I go marry o!!!! First time in my life I will show respect to an African man. Any Kenyans in de building? Make we hook up.
I am from qarizi province in Kenya. Can I have your ?
jacoik(m): 4:37pm On Jul 18, 2024
Am just ashamed of this man
Does he has children at 🏠? If yes, he should tell his children that it's Nigeria politicians that are not allowing us make progress
jacoik(m): 10:26am On Jul 18, 2024
We call it egu in Igbo language.. I think, it comes out every 5 years. It's not a yearly thing

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jacoik(m): 9:20am On Jul 12, 2024
I know that if IMO is not there then na enemy count it. I swear ehhhhh, I no just know weda na ancestors cursed imo state not to develop
jacoik(m): 4:29pm On Jun 29, 2024
Niok:
Omo e no fit better for tilumbu o
😂😆 lolxxxxx hahahaha ma tinubu givam d food?
jacoik(m): 11:27am On Jun 24, 2024
I swear, person wey post dis thing dey useless. If you go ceme boarder you go know say this countries boarder you post here can't be compared to ceme/ badagry boarder. I hate it when we don't appreciate our things
jacoik(m): 12:32pm On Jun 18, 2024
Mightyify:


We offer best IPTV services in the country, visit our website
and what's your website. You can't drop it online?
jacoik(m): 4:04pm On Jun 17, 2024
Hopez456:
People should embrace IPTV, it is way cheaper and better.
which one is IPTV again
jacoik(m): 12:56pm On Jun 14, 2024
aylive02:
grin


Na like this them suppose drag Tinubu commot for that motor
😂😆 lolxxxxx hahahaha I swear, u be idiot ooooo. U mean say dem for drag tinubu for tros sef?

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jacoik(m): 6:27pm On Jun 11, 2024
I swear, person wey post this thing na ancestor
jacoik(m): 6:10pm On Jun 11, 2024
olaolaking:
They have claimed the northerners are the one dragging them back. I always ask them how northerners are the reason their state governments refuse to do roads and make their states be like Dubai?

Do we blame the northerners in this case too?
I am a South easterner. I agree with you on this
jacoik(m): 1:41pm On Jun 01, 2024
When I don dey mastubate say eff go carry the day. Imagine eff no even come second. Cheiiiiiiii
jacoik(m): 2:32pm On May 30, 2024
SAMBARRY:
go and meet with your family in third mainland bridge grin tongue
okay no vex, I can see that the play don wan turn to fight as e don involve family

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jacoik(m): 2:31pm On May 30, 2024
SAMBARRY:
go and meet with your family in third mainland bridge grin tongue
okay. No vex

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jacoik(m): 12:32pm On May 30, 2024
SAMBARRY:
lol anybody force you to read it? grin if e too long why you no ignore abi why this attention seeking? grin na my own I talk and I am very entitled to it and I talk am with my full chest.if you no like am go hug transformer grin

10 years ban ko,50 years ban ni grin tongue
😂 me son of man hug transformer? Can we meet at third mainland bridge this night by 12:30, I have a message for you

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jacoik(m): 5:23am On May 30, 2024
geoworldedu:
Let me ask my wife first.

Me: Iya Risikatu, how much is one paint of garri now?

Wife: Baba Risikatu, it was #5000 when I bought it last week. It is #6000 today and in the nearest future it will be #9000.

Me: Haba!!! Why na?

Wife: Because prices of goods in Nigeria now are demonic, so they are opposite of Jesus who is the same yesterday, today and forever.

Me: Funke!!! shocked shocked shocked
😂😆 lolxxxxx hahahaha werey no get surname. So the price is not the same yesterday today and forever?

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