NewStats: 3,263,658 , 8,180,921 topics. Date: Saturday, 07 June 2025 at 06:29 AM 571k4k

SusanOpeyemi:
Go and make the money Osi. How I wish you are my son.

Train your son to that level

CTee1:
Time to settle down but nothing full outside…
Single at 37yrs, I’m tired.

The earlier the better

AfahaAbia:
Hello all, I want to get a a good portable car for my mum which she can use to go for her business. Any seller here can recommend or suggest. Location is Portharcourt.

No good car

You need 4m

Alawada

Lamba king

Tinubu is richer than dangote

So many unofficial richer people than dangote in Nigeria

bazoodo:
Elon Musk can't become US president since he wasn't born in the US so why is Trump scared?

Trump has only 3 yrs left . He's not scared

F9 loading

ErebeOcoco:
Yesterday in my community, a lady reported that her husband assaulted her.

Now in my community, slapping, attracts a fine of 50k.

Fighting attracts a fine of 100k, 24 stroke of the cane and 1 carton of beer.

Threats of any sort attracts 100k and 1carton of beer.

Back to my story, the husband was arrested and whipped 24 stroke, and was made to pay a fine of 50k and 1 carton of beer.
And afterwards was sternly warned by the youths never to lay a finger on his woman again.

He was given a bottle of beer and told to take his wife home.

Men in the house, how would you live with your wife after such humiliation?

What amused me was the type of men and youths that came out to embarrass and advised the man on how to govern his home.

Sorry no pictured is allowed when there is public beating in the community otherwise I risk 150 strokes and 200k fine.


File photo used for illustration

I will first arrest everyone in the community. They have no right to abuse the man

2 wrongs doesn't make a right

Kangaro.o court

Awon jobbers

Vision101:

You and I are jobbermen. Everyone is. Stop pretending.

Know thyself

Fiscus105:
He is just a friend.

Let do video call, but I have low battery.

I have just 2 body counts.

I was busy.

Trust me.

It was a mistake.

Sorry I missed your calls. I slept early yesternight.

I didn't know what came over me .

Forgive me, it was Devil.

You ask her to date you, she says ok.

I went to female friend for weekend.



You can add yours!

I was about to call you

If I come you will not touch me

Just help me massage my back only

It was my first time

I am not interested in your money

Animal cruelty

Chilipepper:
Apart from Hello, how else do you pick your calls? — Lady sparks hilarious phone etiquette debate

In official settings - good morning/afternoon, I am so so n so or this is so so n so, I am calling to....

Unofficial - hi / how far/ how you dey

femicyrus:

Go and sit down with your half baked information.
The ban imposed by FIFA does not affect friendly matches. Russia had played some friendly matches since after the ban and there is no noise anywhere

Dey play..even livescore no recognise the friendly. No nation dey associate with Russia for now

Who dey do the counting..and how

Where are the facilities

Movies r fictions...even Hollywood movies like 24 have them as terrorists

If Musk is making more money..we no go hear this noise

Only to lose to spain

Ukraine is moving

Another jobberman

At least they allowed him play final unlike mou

Another 5%

DaddyJapan:


You are right, she undermined her own case with that excuse.
Elsewhere, her daughter appears to have done much the same as well.


Source: https://www.uvwunion.org.uk/en/news/2025/05/i-dont-steal-im-not-a-thief-uvw-to-sue-lse-over-summary-dismissal-of-70-year-old-migrant-cleaner

It will be interesting to see how this one pans since she now has her workers' union on side.

I wish her well.

UK no get mercy

Begging Japan for money...na wa o

Wetin government they do

Awon olote

Imole continues

Racoon:
Sadly, all of the dominant languages belong to the colonial masters and imperialists.

Cos they move out n spread technology using their language while you were sleeping

obembet:
My Dearest Nairalanders,. here we go today!

I strongly believe All children in a family should be treated equally, to prevent psychological problems. But sometimes, parents do have a special favourite.

Although, it is possible for parents to have a stronger emotional bond with one child over another, though this can vary based on numerous factors. The funniest part is that
Most parents are not aware that they may have a favorite child and generally feel that they love all their children the same.

Is there anyway to love all the kids in a family equality?

Not possible though you can't tell them.

They do show it naturally

Lamba...no go shook head o