NewStats: 3,265,135 , 8,185,761 topics. Date: Friday, 13 June 2025 at 03:30 PM 2g5c5w

I got to Where the house was situated, tried settling in but i couldn’t, i was just restless. I felt like anything could happen at anytime, just like small wire spark connived and burnt down my 4bedroom bungalow. I decided to do a quick bath and try to see if i could live here or something. For the first time in days, i noticed that inside the socks that i used in covering my severed toes, the number of maggots there or I’d say, removing my sock gave a very foul smell and then inside the said socks was a country of maggots. Tiny little bastards.. plenty and alive and as i held the sock observing it, overweight maggots were happily trying to crawl out of the sock for what I’d say a system, a ‘Host’ i tossed the smelling socks asides, i was going to burn it after my bath. I took the sock outside after the refreshing bath and, scooped a little petrol from the reserved, poured it on the socks, and set it on fire. I stayed there and watched as the smoke rose from the earth to the high heavens.. shifting my gaze back to the blazing burnout, i got the surprise of my life, this maggots instead of burning, they multiplied in many folds wtf!!! And in their multiplications, they only had one clear mission, finding their way to a host body which was mine.. abi these ones are mad ni? Tsheew, i went to get more petrol, poured more and added plastic runner to the ever evolving country of Maggots rhat scattered about on the floor and gave them the fire scorching/touture of their lives. This time i felt they burnt out. Good riddance..

I went back inside to dress up, looking at the fanciful mirror that adorned the master bedroom, i just rub small expensive lotion for my body and proceeded to rubbing on my skin. The. I started feeling a kind of sensation on my back, a kind of slight pain/plenty sweetness on my back.. i felt my back was sizzling and i felt the need to scratch on the sweet pain.. i turned around backing the mirror to see what was causing the sensation and dammmmn!! I kid you not, i had a country of finger sized maggots etched on their numbers in my back. Like twenty in numbers, life sized. Ahhhhhhh yeeeeeeeh.. i took a spoon from the kitchen and tried to see if i could remove the nearest one closer to my hands reach, and that single one grabbed on my flesh like it was its natural habitat. Wtf!!! It was cringy as hell, i was confused and scared at the same time.. na so i just dey, the though of those parasites in my back sucking my blood and burrowing deep into my skin was worrysome and also the fact that damn** somehow i managed to sleep off with them damn parasites in my back.. i was terrified. I woke up middle of the night, it was blowing really hard outside, all those stormy rain. I got up and decided to reduce the number of open windows and to pump water too. I closed the windows, went to the kitchen and flipped the pumping machine switch from off to on. Then i observed the house that was supposedly next to mine through the kitchen, omo rain no dey fall for their oo.. i observed other similar houses through the sittting room window and the skies were clear and its raining as hell in my own house.. coincidence? Abi awon ara ibi ti gbe isjey won dey??

I was lost at that point and damn, the parasites on my back made it worse mennnnn.. then a large brick from nowhere crashed into the window in the ditting room, i saw it rather too quickly and ducked. Then the stone went for the tv instead. Ahn!!!!! The shatering sounds no be here.. shiiit!!!!!!! I was getting up from tskknh cover and then on the door Knock knock knock!!!

Me:
Who they there

Person:
Na us

Me:
Who

Person:
Awa Oku ni
(Its Dead people)

Ahn!! I went silent like that.. then the knock cane again..

Person:
We just say make we come give you gift.

Me:
(No comment)

But this knocking didn’t stop for about one hour. Then it finally did. Now outside the house, like outside the gate, i had a door bell for visitors to ring. Then this bell started ringing by itself back to back that i got frustrated to the point that, i had to break the phone that connected to the stupid bell. Then enough for the night, morning came sooner and around 7am i try open door the normal way, and it felt like something was barricading the door on the other end/from the outside that i had to push against it real hard with all my strength and when the door finally gave way, it felt like someone emptied several sacks of cash on the entrance. The money plenty die. But who tell this people say i need money tsheeeeeeeeeeeeeew but money no dey reach rich man. No matter how you get money reach, if you see fifty naira for floor, even if you noor take am, your body go react small! But na only my house rain beat sha!!

Abeokuta was welcoming, i settled in well, Baba no sabi where this my other house dey.. though I encountered dust and cobwebs that i cleaned out, in the attached garage, i even had two cars covered and kept there that i had forgotten about… food even dey store for kitchen sef.. i was settling im, not knowing what to expect. Hmmn. Now that i had ditched my phone, i had to replace that, morning to evening nothing happened still, i then drove from my house to Pansheke Adigbe.. sweet roads for my ford tho…i located tarmac at pansheke and negotiated for an iphone paid for it and drove to Obasanjo presidential lodge Nnpc. I settled for the pool area, plugged the new iphone to the power bank i brought along, proceeded to set it up. Called the waiter, ordered a drink. Sipped on it while i set up the iphone. Once done, i conmected to the hotel wifi hotspot and some how, after browsing several pages here an there i stumbled on a post. Damn, we hit the news: post read;

“BABALAWO ARESSTED WITH SEVERAL HUMAN BODY PARTS YAHOO BOI ON THE RUN”

Damn, i quit the blog page immediately, disconnected from the wifi and hit the road again, make popo no go burst me for outside because i sure say like this like this dem dey find me pa.. i got home as fast as i could. Parked the ford, approached the main building, in no time i was inside. I turned on the lights, everything seemed fine but the light in the kitchen didn’t come on, i had gone there to grab a beer from the fridge. I tried to observe if it was probably the bulb or something then a spark from probably the wires and a small fire started from the spark, small tiny fire before i knew jack or jill, the small fire had traveled around and the kitchen was literally in fire. I was too scared to to use the fire extinguisher. Then the spreading fire really spread and like play like play, i had to scramble for safety and watched as the whole flat building burned down completely.. i got help from neighbors tho.. but it wasn’t enough.. the fire service arrived after the house had been completely razed!! I could only save the cars.. the bulk money i brought from Lekki, everything ashes.. another house dey, that one wey i build for Shade. Instead of lodging in hotels, make i kuku goo there. I found a driver who would help me drive the extra car and together we headed for another area of Abeokuta.

Twelvedemon12:
Abeg just broke already boss

Its fiction,

In reality,
Crypto noor go gree

Omo Auntie mi mafoor ehn.

But i just wouldn’t stop, I needed to be on the fast lane, foot off the brake.. just like i was before on that bag chasing journey.. i felt like my life had been like a movie, i was the actor and the people that were in it were co actors.. i felt the end was near. I just didn’t know what to do or what to expect physically and spiritually. But i just had to go. But to where? I could only keep on driving, at that point, nothing mattered again, the people, traffic, traffic lights (they didn’t work anyway), the money in my trunk, life itself. I felt like life was shutting out on me… i want to die!! I said to myself.. (then in reality, the Lexus skidded to one side because i let loose on the steering for a moment. And frantically i took control of the steering and brought the car under control in a minute) see pesin wey wan die i though as i drove on more sensibly now. Now that i was snapped out of my thoughts, i looked ahead and looked at my rearview, no one was tailing me.

Ring!!!!! Ring!!!! Ring!!!!!!!!!

Baba’s name appeared on the caller ID… oh my days!!!! … now I can’t stand another bullet talk down or was i ready to talk to anyone.. Phone Phone my phone.. i went into the settings, signed out my icloud, and i was on the fast lane as such so I couldn’t stop.. i pressed a button the windows on my side obeeying the call. I grabbed my iphone and flinged it out through the open windows.. i touched a button again amd the windows defied the law of gravity. Smooth.. this car was my car now if i ever make out of here.. i get house for Abeokuta south na. Ogun state way be that i told myself. More pressure on the throttle of the ever blazing Lexus, i was on the highway in no time!

Inside my Bloddy house, i didn’t what was to come and i just had to be prepared for anything at any moment then. Ring ring ring!!! My phone screamed itself . Baba’s number was on the caller ID.. wait bullet??.

Me:
Hello

Bullet:
Hello ogbeni werey,
Oshatiri
Ati pada logbe baba e nigbe joor
O de shey oo ibon mi to gbe salor
Baba iya e ti wanbi
Toba feran ara e
Yama boor ni station wa
Koma stress olopa

Hello Mr Werey,
You don see am now,
We don go back go carry your Baba oo
And my gun wey you carry run,
Your Baba don dey here
If you love yourself
Dey come station
With my gun wey you carry run
Make you come do your case
Make you no dey stress police!

Gun, Baba, case etc chai this na the real double wahala oo. But but damnmmmmn but i saw baba vanish into thin air na, then i summed it all up together, according to osa, na two types of vanishing dey.. ‘Vanish one’ this type is the type that in the face of danger, before you caput, you go first think where you wan disappear go, you do the signs and off you go.
‘Vanish two’ these type, it seems like you vanished, but the reality of it is that, you’d remain in the same position but just invincible. Now bullet is claiming that they have Baba the. That meant Baba must have used the second Vanish type.. and this type in particular is for the short term.. you’d just be there but invincible and once the countdown completes, your invincibility ends and you can’t use option one or two again for the day. Abi this bullet dey wyn me ni because of him gun wey i carry? Abi which kain wahala be this?

Riiiiiiiiiiiing!!!!


Bullet:
Alaiye yo werey,
Toba tin boor magbagbe ibon mi oo
(No forget my gun!!)

Omo who get time for police, i knew it was only a matter of time if i didn’t go to the station, Baba may lead them to my home (thats if bullet was telling the truth about Baba’s arrest) another thing that was baffling was the fact that I didn’t hear from the spirit world yet. If Baba was really captured, then i was in for a long shift!! Before the system beats me i have to beat the system, i wasn’t gonna take any chances. Upstairs in my room, i threw dome designer ls in my designer bag, picked an array of designer’s shoes, the lexus no plate numbers that Osa bought and didn’t drive, just like I thought, the key was hanging on the drawer.. i grabbed it.. i was gonna go out the room when something just asked me to check his closet. I opened the closet door and there was three three ‘ghana must go’ bags containing cash, money filled to the brim. What was he planning to do with all these monies damn!! I dragged two of the bags to the waiting Lexus, stuffed it in the trunk , went back inside, brought my belongings and thre them in the back seat ready to move. I went back inside, turned off the appliances, cut the power supplies, locked all the windows and doors to each room and locked the main entrance. Got in the car ready to go. Drove outside, alighted again, locked the gate, got in the car and off i went. I haven’t even driven far, i saw a white hilux several cop guys and a familiar figure in cuffs.. Baba looked like he’d seen a ghost in temporary detention. The lexus i drove was all tinted and it was easy for me to drive past the hilux unnoticed… as soon as we ed each other, i noticed as i put pressure on the throttle to get away, my hands on the steering were shaking uncontrollably

I stood outside my home, go in or not? I kept throwing these thoughts around in my head, what a life, i was even afraid to go into a home that was supposed to provide comfort, what da hell? I peeped in through the gate, everything seemed normal from the outside, imagine, fine cars scattered about my compound like goats that were relaxing on the grass, then my eye caught something, Osa’s Lexus the Lexus suv. I’m sure the key was laying somewhere about in his room.. what a life!! Just as i decided to go in and go face whatever fate beheld me on a low, i looked behind me to try survey the area one last time then one man was
ing by looking at me in a way that made me feel so uncomfortable.

Man:
Bros, no vex oo, make i tell you something,

Me:
(I quickly unlocked the gate and went in to be safe, i bolted the gate from the inside but still stood there trying to get a hold of what he wanted to say)

Man:
Bros i no beg money from you. But if you dey work for this place ehn, my mind tell me say make i tell you say make you noor rush oo. You go get money well well, just small time. Noor go rush ooo.. anything wey your oga do for you no worry, you go gain am back..
The. He started walking away, i was suprised by his advice and i was walking away too with my back to the house in a reverse mode, even with what he said, and my experience last night with Physical Sars (awon eyan bullet), all these ones, so i had to carefully observe the man as he walked away, some steps forward, he turned around and looked at me again and said “nooo rushh, you go make am” i just nodded again showing him a thank you gesture with my hand and went inside.

Rubbish, medicine after death i thought, where was this man when I graduated, where was this guy when i was hanging with Ceeza, rubbish!! Then i gave answers to that by myself again with another thought and using the said thought, I judge myself still. “Shey if this man come meet you that time, shey you go hear this thing wey e talk” and that was the truth, and even if i did listen to him talk, Ceeza’s cold and chilling car no go gree.

I didn’t know the area so well, but i ran into places I thought could link to other places without thinking twice. And just like I thought, it was a pursuit. Four gun wielding officers were on my neck, i saw a signpost and ran into the junction. Into another street. But it was a close.. dead end. A street that led to no other places or street. I looked back just in time to see Bullet run into the closed street, wielding his rusty ak47 and having found me standing lost.. he laughed sheepishly and

Bullet:
Ahhhh, iwooor,
Ogbemi sare ahh,
Oya masa lor na.


I looked over his shoulder multiple times and none of the officers were coming. So one man Mopol.. very good I thought. I could only take this chance too, and the only way past or out of this place was way past him.. and i thought they’d arrest me last last nani as i didn’t think i had many options.

Me:
Shebi you dey make mouth the other time?
Oya make we fight.

Bullet:
Ehn, iya e ma ni mindi ke?


He strips his weapon, keeps it by the side, removed his bullet prove vest, sets it aside, does the yoruba boy mouthing by throwing blows in the air and dancing around at an imaginary opponent, he turns and faces me, throws me a hand, i dodge it by swerving to my right amd escaping through his armpit now his gun comes into view, i make for it, grab it and Kablam!!!!!! Bullet left the gun corked and it wasn’t my intention to shoot, the bullet let fly and the kickback almost made me fall. Bulet on seing this now falls on his knees in submission, i take his gun and make my way out of the street. I guess the gunshot may have alerted the others But who cares. Once outside and at a safe distance, i disposed off Bullets gun, i put it in a shop, I’m sure the owner of the shop would be shocked in the morning.
If i made it through the night, I’d go home in the morning. But chai where Baba come dey and why did he not do some kind of abracadabra that helped me disappear too. I wondered.

I stayed outside overnight, i found a beer palour that ran and closed but in the early hours of the morning. 4am, i trekked from there to the park and headed home. Thoughts and thoughts ran back and forth in my head. Now that the coven had been busted by the Physical Sars now, what was next. I was sure that by ten am that same morning, more officers would be there and I knew there were so many incriminating things there. I even pitied the people that built there shrine with Baba, at Baba’s compound. Ti won Taniyen o!. I flipped out my phone, rang Baba’s number. Ring

Ring, Ring Ring, Ring Ring,
(Beep)
Crackling sounds on the other end

Person on the other end:
Ehnn hellow taniwoo

Me:
Hello Baba.

Person:
Ehn tani Baba ee,
Baba iya laya e daa??

Me:
Who be this

Person:
Ah werey bullet lon soro o
Ejoor tani emin basoro oo


Ah, damn, bullet had Baba’s phone? Damn!!

Healthrelatedjo:
U're too good dodo!
Honestly speaking bro,if too say I get money I for credit ur acct.i know u have more than enough but ahhh...keep it up bro

Thank you bro

Everybody hands up, you move i drop you!!!!! No be joke oo!! Make one silly movement their you own don be!! The influx of flashlights, the voice that bellowed from within, Baba hanging the axe above his head caught in the action, the body that laid lifeless on the ground, the body parts that laid closeby, plenty blood that gushed from the maimed body, in between all of that and in between the shock, the shock of being caught.. Baba suddenly dropped his axe one foot in the air, the other on the earth. Seeing this, one of the feds then shot at Baba i can tell that, the moment the bullet let fly, Baba let fly too. The expended bullet shell hitting the earth and Baba was nowhere to be found. Me wey no come get ayeta nkoor?? I felt the strongest hand grab me and roughly put me on my knees and in a twinkle of an eye, i was cuffed, hands behind my back and i was led all the way through into the coven. We got into the coven, and more discovery were made by the Feds, chai e don be for me be that oo. Then they led me to another room in the coven, big mistake aje, this room faced the outsides, i could see the entrance to the gate from there but i still wasn’t sure what would play on. Inside this said room, more and more incriminating evidences were discovered, then one of those police guys named Bullet spoke

“Oga mi sir alaiye twaile,
Olorun this guy na olofo
If you juzz gimmie one minute
make i throway like two for him leg
Olohun hjm mama no fit ask me why”

Then his boss the one that happened to he the leader of the pack downplayed his requests. What a tout in police uniform, see the way he spoke, a typical Lagos tout. His type in the force were always trigger happy/ trigger ready and mostly ended up corrupt. Whatever he was in the force, something told me he was dangerous to the society at large just by being in the force. If this police guy was dangerous like i painted him, what was i? A cold/hot blooded murderer/ritualist who was equally dangerous to the society at large too.
Bullet asked me to go on my kneels he then released the handcuffs, he then spoke. Very stupid ass sss amd senseless talk.

Bullet:
Maloor ropee o smart emi o raiye oshi o
Mo mon mon yooor mamu garri lowo e ni oo
Konshepe mo like e oo.
Toba de lor rope oda si owo,
majekoye e pe mofeshe foor olopa kan loju kin to shey olopa.
Lobere mi ni Garage ikotun.
Ma na iya e pa.
Timba de lori pa iya e da si owo
Mafi ibon si
Mofinijoba ran iiya e niyen !!

Noor go think say you smart
I’m releasing this cuffs on purpose
Noor be say i like you oo
And if you go think say you sabi box
I go let you know say, i fest use blow commot police eye before i enter force
Go ask of me for ikotun Garage
I go beat your mama
And if i go see say your mama sabi throw hands
I go use my gun
I don use government show you be that.




one policeman stood barricading the door, no officers were in the compound but i knew they were parked outside Baba’s compound waiting for the arrest crew to emerge with whoever was found inside. On my kneels, the four other police guys were ransacking the shrine and picking evidences here or there, uncovering this or that. Then i observed the one baricading the door holding a police type rusty Ak 47 that i clearly saw that was loaded, loosgaurding his guide, and i also observed that his finger position on the trigger was relaxed in a way that it rested not in the trigger compartment of the gun but ontop of it. This alone gave me an intel that they only came to arrest and not to kill. But I couldn’t tell though. There was no time for overthinking shot, i had to do this and I had to get it right this one time because if I didn’t, then its more trouble for me.

Okada no dey get reverse
Lizard head dey always shake
Butter no be monkey food
Na water dey cook fish
Ogun owo no be child’s play

Naim i pick race, from my kneeling position, to breaking into a run. As i made for the doorway where the police guy stood barricading, my best bet was to crash into him and fall on the outside and reacting quickly to the fall by getting up before he did and see how it goes from there. He saw me coming seconds later and he changed the tactic. He moved out of the way to avoid being ran into.. as soon as he did this, like a stressed antonio conte on the touchline, i changed the tactic and just ran straight out of the room and into the compound, i wasn’t prepared to wait, i made for the high fence that kept the coven secured from the outside, but the walls were too high and even if i jumped and made for the edge to cling, I’d still not reach it..but there was no time for tactic change even at that, i was clueless and new i was done for but (na pesin wey give up, naim loosegaurd) all this while not breaking the run, i threw myself at the fence still not minding the fact that the action was dumb. But somehow, i did cling, my stretched hands clinged on the top of the walls and all I needed to do was to yse my arms to drag my whole body weight along to the other side. I pulled up, in another second i was in the end and another second more i was all over to the other side.. i jumped to the floor and to avoid impact on my ankle as soon as my feet touched the earth on the other side of the fence outside, i rolled multiple times. I got up and saw a sienna toyota car parked and officers infront of it, they’d seen me, i dashed in the other direction that led to another street, i was running, I couldn’t turn back to see, but i knew gun wielding officers were breathing down behind me in hot pursuit.

What a life I thought, so this guy don mad like this?? All the things he was repeating over and over again got people wondering but they just couldn’t put their hands on whoever was dealing with him or who he was or where he was coming from. I kuku sabi the whole matter like that. But damn, i thought about this as i drove. This was a guy that was spiritually played just like i was spiritually played into cutting my feet too. But his own came with a surprise, a surprise that he didn’t expect. What if the guy faced half of what I’ve faced? My bet bet was, his madness came timely, from what i saw he’s already rich, so they let him taste from the wealth first and then deleted his mum for him. So if he now saw his mom’s death as normal, he’d make more money and probably sacrifice more and more lives do I thought opting out at the earliest stage was a very great option. I couldn’t even eat as i returned back home and on my way back, i decided to go through the same street, the Nigha laid on the floor with blood oozing from his mouth. Just like someone had gave him a slap on the mouth and it drew blood. He’d died and one spanner was missing that way.I got back to Baba and he was already waiting, it took nothing less than 4 hours of ritual rites here and there and we were done and i could go home.. he gave me several things to go with and the next thing to do was the pot. We had to redo it but the Spirits had to be appeased first and my promise to them had to be met we would have ran a new pot that same day, but we had to pick meat up. I left his coven and still wouldn’t go home, i found a cheap lodge in the area and slept till dawn. At dawn, Baba called me that pickup was ready for the meat and he’d see to pickup all i needed to do was to be in the coven as early as i could.

At the coven, Baba was already waiting.. the supposed meat two of them, live, girls in their twenties. Baba dashed in for a minute and one of the girls thinking i could be of help, gave me a quick time summary of how they got to the coven. They were grabbed on their way home from church and brought there.. what!!!! Baba reappeared, i took him to a corner and gave him a quick recap of the new information i got and why? Why did they kidnap gurls and brought as meat..
Baba’s intel was that, they needed a meat that was frantic, a meat that was scared shit. He made me understand that that was his order request and they delivered just what he ordered as that was what he needed. “A scared meat” i repeated? Yes! Baba countered and said case was closed!! We returned to where the girls were tied up. As they saw me and Baba emerging, the look they casted on Baba was very dreadful but the gaze they shot me was a rather hopeful one. Baba looked left and right, grabbed the one on the right, yes, the very one that gave me the expo.. dragged her by the hair and asked me to follow him. I did, Baba lined the girl up in a straight way on the ground, (this was after he’d removed all her clothes and tied her mouth with something so she wouldn’t make noise. He handed me the axe, a different one this time and asked me to chop of the neck completely while she was still alive. I looked at the girl while hovering the axe over her face for a while.. her face filled with terror, pleading, and a glint of “the end has come” lodged somewhere in the pupil of her eyes. I raised up the axe and just before i brought it down on her neck, she let out a hot poop from her ass and the foul smell that ensued. It only took three to four swings of the very very sharp axe. I looked over at the severed head, the girl’s gaze looking piercing and into my face.. something like soul piercing. I turned my back and watched on as baba removed the breast, arms and feet, the heart and the kidney. I also watch how he cut the pussy part and kept.

Baba returned to where the other girl was kept for the kill, she’d died a natural death, she’d died from too much shock. She’d died from knowing that her sister was being maimed and killed and she was next. I wouldn’t know yet but Baba gave a shout and when i investigated, the bitchhhhhhhhh had died. This is a very Bad omen Baba countered. But because it was fresh blood, we still dragged her to the slaughter center, Baba had to do this one himself.. he raised the axe up and then an influx of flash light appeared from nowhere and “Hands up!!!!! Then this followed by gun corks!!

Bukolaberry:
thanks for the update, but you and baba disappeared to his coven from the shrine where he killed and buried osa, how you take get another ride without leaving Baba's coven? na spiritual sars dey reason you and baba matter since baba show you never go back your bloody house sef.

Yes because its fiction,

- I didn’t mention that Baba had a Manual golf car that he drove to meeting of the spiritualists.

- I can’t go home because i broke the pot and to avoid trouble from within (inside the house from previous experiences) i had to hang with baba until he gave his ‘all clear’ osa was out of the scene now and I can’t talk to the spirits myself.

- for the Spiritual Sars, they are very hyperactive and they were in there season and inform. All the spirits that we’ve used for money between me and Baba, they came together to form this spiritual government correctional agency. And just as we maimed or used them, they derive so much joy in the beatings as they always look for the slightest slip ups to burst.


Calm, its fiction. Nothing is a hundred. And it shouldn’t be too predictive i guess. Sometimes, intentionally or unintentionally, these spaces are there. Theyre blank in your mind through the story and you can try and fill in the blanks with your imagination.

He laid on the floor still, no movement ah. What is that? I moved close to him and touched him. No visible penetration, he just laid there. Then I used the same water he used earlier na so he wake. Baba got up and asked me if it was a crime for him to be working for me? His argument was that i saw him before i shot. I argued back and said I didn’t and that i was frantic and thought it was the dude because he pursued me with an axe too

Baba:
If you kill am for here who go carry am
God save you say i get small aseje for body.
(Examines his body)
(Looks around)
He don go?

Me:
I noor know o.


Then the weather switched on us both, it became cloudy and slightly breezy. Then one by one drops of water found their way from the high heavens to the dry earth. It basically went from fine weather to torrents of water droplets like the heavens got hurt and even if it did get hurt, it cried over night and here’s how we both faced the music. As the rain poured onto the earth, in between the rain bath, i managed to ask baba why he opened his mouth down like a mouse trap.. he finally realized and said the rain was only soaking our skin make e for soft for the beatings were go soon start. And twai twai twai twail. Like a swarm of bees that felt threatened and the culprit still in sight. They descended on me and Baba like we were owing serial unpaid loans. Inside my own agony, i saw Baba being beat back to back to back. The beatings would surely have been avoidable, but the dude coming into the shrine, baba not having the time to go ahead and do the things we were supposed to do that day and stuff. Now I wasn’t sure what was beating us, the dude came into the shrine and his citation was the fact that he didn’t give Baba the go ahead to claim his moms life, Baba’s intel eventually was the fact that he only acted as the voice of the gods and only they had the power to do and undo. Inside my own agony like i said, Baba’s pleading was

Iya yi jooor
Iya yi joor
Odeee jooor

This woman please
This woman please
Yeeeeeeh abeg na.

I couldn’t tell if i was been dealt with because the sacrifices Baba was supposed to make didn’t go live.. I couldn’t tell if Baba was been raised to the high heavens and slapped on the floor like a soccer ball that made strikers angry because all there efforts with the ball didn’t go in. Or maybe he was being punished for both because he was shouting and calling out a woman, i was only shouting because of the unseen twips or whips that landed on my body unseen. Na only Baba know wetin him dey see. And inside the torrents of rain, i wish or lemme put it like this, we both wished, nothing disturbed us because for crying out loud, i already made provisions for Baba to carry on with the things that we were supposed to do, if only the boy had calmed down just s little bit, this beatings no go dey.
The beatings on my end, stopped before Baba’s and as i was crawling to make coven’s meet, Baba called out after me. But me i had my own pain to care about jarey. Baba’s agony only stopped like an hour later when the rain stopped. There was no use running away from the beatings categorically because everywhere you went, the Spiritual Sars hovered above you, in front of you or behind you. And keep their whips at a steady and consistent landing on your skin. In my head, i believed that these Spiritual Bitches, they had wings, fast wings and can catch up with you as you try to run from the beatings in the physical. And as they beat away, you’ll hear their murmurings. So its better to lay or crumble to the earth as they beat you.

We were finally free for the remaining hours of the night, even though Baba’s freedom came an hour later. We didn’t speak to each other at all, baba curled up in a corner nursing his now visible wounds. I wasn’t gonna bother him as i had whip marks scattered all over my body like annoying stretch marks. We slept in the coven.. the next morning after that, i was very hungry and decided to drive to a mama put in the area as the next fast food could be a drive from where the coven was located to about 60 minutes of drive time and I wasn’t ready for that as i still hurt so bad. One corner, two corner, three corner. A stone throw ahead in a street, i saw people gathered, I would’ve minded my business but then I just had to see what was really happening because I saw people there in a circle and a guy was there in the middle. The Benz that was parked just outside the crowd looked familiar. My eyes played around and settled on the plate JJJ******* damn!! It can’t be. I shifted my gaze back to the guy in the middle of the crowd. Thr same guy that came to the coven destroying things and asking for baba earlier. Nigga don mad and the things he was saying to the crowd.

Awon Baba kann ladugbo yi ni ooo
Shey make i talk
I go talk ooo
Na one Baba for this area oooo
Make i talk? I go talk oo

Crowd:
(Talking in different chorus tones)
-Chai. See wetin money dey cause
-Chai this one don mad
-Una go dey find fast money

T0T0fucker:
Agbeg tori don been day lose taste

Calm bro, it aint that bad

I was standing outside and inside, he carried on with the business of breaking this or that while shouts of “chai!!! My mama!!! Arrrrrrgh!!! This man go collect!!!. I no know wetin the niggha go touch for inside abi e break something ni o, i no just know. Na so things begin dey scatter for inside gbaga! Gbaga!! Door flunged open and if felt like the room from within vomited him. He laid there lifeless, i touched him he was fast getting cold. Then Baba made his appearance from the gate saddled with nylon bags that I guess contained native materials. On sighting the now numb body on the floor, he just walked past it like it wasn’t there. He entered the coven (guess discovered the horror inside) sprinkle some water from a gourd nearby on the nigga reviving him. Dude now revived, grabs Baba with his Dashiki and tried to strangle him. Baba breaks free by falling on the floor rolling to the other side, and the dude the other direction. He looks around, makes for Baba’s bloody axe that lay close to the fore place that was situated in the middle of the compound, grabs it. Breaks into a run again and heads in Baba’s direction. Baba seeing this, turns and run around the corner of the building that leads to the small fate that leads to the back of the building. He dashed after Baba and in horror i followed suit. I was there in time to see baba fitting in between the tiny corridor. The dude then threw the axe, the axe missed Baba by just a tiny slide, hits the iron that ed the gate frame and fell on the floor. Seeing that Baba had escaped and his throw missed the target because the target won’t sit still. He picked the axe, turned around and came for me. Me i turned around and ran the way we all came and as i was running up ahead was Baba’s pump action rifle laying ontop of a slege. I raised my hands up and grabbed it and still ran for safety. I just wan take the gun do shakara ni oo.

Behind my back, nothing was running after me. I guess he only did that to scare me. Damn. Was the guy on drugs? Then it hit me. Dem use him mama ma guy.. i said to myself. Oops sorry haha i mused again. Then i heard the gate slam. Maybe Baba had escaped again through the front. Whatever slammed that gate, i am safe where i hid I thought. Then i saw a frail figure advancing ahead, no clothes on, on tip toes. I can be the hero yes, i can do this. I knew the gun was loaded. One, two, three in my head, i s quizzed the trigger and gboa. The kickback slammed me against the wall of the goat pen i hid in. The target dropped and it was only after it dropped that the cry became familiar. I didn’t know it was baba na.. himself go off him dashiki. For a minute i don off Baba!

Normal, i chop beating, as the beating come stop, i come enter coven, everywhere dey locked. I knocked on the hut.

Me:
Baba, ma me dey outside o chai..

Baba:
Abeg wetin, wetin you want?

Me:
Ahn wetin happen na open door na, noor be you carry me come here..

Baba:
No vex i noor dey house.

We argued back and forth like that and he only opened up when i said that the beating had seized on my end. He then half opened the door like he was looking to make sure. When he saw that coast was clear and shiiii, he stepped outside and warned me never to involve him in the beatings anymore if any came as he was too old to go through all that stress. He only wanted to pay the spirits and appease them so we can continue things from where we left and he can pit certain things straight for me as it was an obligation he made with the gods and he alone was the originator and it became more problems for himself if he can’t continue what he started.. i asked him about the power transfer from him to Osa, and he highlighted that it was the same reason he had to kill him and bury him as the moment Osa died, himself took the reigns back. More intel from him, we had to do this or that and we had to get going or lots of things go spoil. But again, he warned me never to ever disrespect him by using him as cushion through my beatings or involving him in anyway when the Spiritual DSS visited if at all!!

I was left in the coven for a while, Baba had to go to the native market to procure things he’d use to prepare things that we’d use to appease the spirits. Naim one nigga enter Coven, carry base ball stick dey scatter things…. Dey rage dey provoke anyhow. I even tell am say make him calm down because him don too scatter the place.. bro calm down, naim he take the stick pursue me commot for there. The nigga too vex.

Gee:
Ah ahn my mama ah ah
I tell this man say i no wan use my mama
No follow me talk anything!!!

Baba dashed past me, pointed his gun at Osa’s head, he let the bullet fly, the kickback was pretty obvious by his motion and posture. Baba looked at me and wanted to say something, he just stopped short and went ahead and drag Osa to the far end of the shrine.. i stood there watching him do his thing because I didn’t think he was out to harm me. He used that his stupid axe to severe the boys head, removed vital parts from him and buried Osa in bits around the shrine. He didn’t bury the head, but he buried the arm and other body parts in shallow dug graves around the shrine and finally had the time for me..

Baba:
That boy na bad pikin,
Na my boy
You sef you be bad pikin,
But your own life
Noor be me go chop am
Oya make we dey go

Me:
Where

Baba:
Coven abegi

Me:
(Motioning to the body on the floor)

Baba:
E no matta we go buy another meat make we dey go

Me:
Make we enter car then.

Baba:
Leave am,

Me:
(Not first getting it)
I go leave big car like this for here? I no sabi this place
(Then finally it hits me)
Shey na leg we go take waka ni.

Baba:
(Adamant in his aproach)
You go buy another one,
Spiritual leg dey
(He moves closer to me, touches my shoulder).


He touched my shoulder for real, for real, me and him we were standing there, then in a moment, we transcended from that place, blackout, i guess I couldn’t tell, then just like something dropped us, gba!!!!!!! We were in Lagos, inside Baba’s compound. He leads me inside the coven and on the floor was another pot, and soap and sponge surrounding it. No time wasting, he hands me the soap leads me through the back, asks me to do a little dance, then my bath began. Wha wha wha wha, i dey bath the soap steam dey commot for my body, i even think say na cleansing bath, person just tear me better slap. E be like say na soldier hand. I pour water for me head, wash soap commot for my face. Baba was standing there looking at me. I wanted to say something, i still calm.. i pour water again maim another slap enter cheek ahn!! Abi baba dey mad ni? I pour water again wash soap commot for my face naim Baba dey there. Naim i tear am better slap back gboa!!!!! I thought Baba would retaliate but no, he jumped up and broke into a run, amd from past experiences, i tear race follow am. Whoever the slapee was, i guess himself tear race follow me. Then the slaps came raining doen the back of my head multi-multiple times. Baba couldn’t run very fast and it was easy to grab his danshiki and use him for slap cushioning. The spirit come recruit come beat me and Baba. But baba could make up for his snail speed with body strength, he broke free for me and made way through the back into the coven!!!

“Oloriburuku Omo” he cursed as he dashed into the safety the coven provided.

Athemisia:

Not cool bro.. you can do better than this...

Come my mail for a second come see something.

EFCCAbuja:
So you guys have not heard what happened to dodo

Nigga pleasebleep out this thread and stop spamming too

EFCCAbuja:
poverty runs in your generation down to your blood bastard.

Is like something is wrong with this guys

EFCCAbuja:
poverty runs in your generation down to your blood bastard.

Na road dem born you put olofo.

Fake Efcc wannabe

Efcc kill you there.

Efcc kill your mama

Kil your whole generation.