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dodoatirice: 8:41pm On Mar 30
ecomalchemisttt:
This is #Expensive Pain.

Ajeh, listen to Meek mill expensive pain!!!!!!!!

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dodoatirice: 6:26pm On Feb 09
phemmyfour:
Who still dey listen to old timer
Wey fit buy your papa for him dog as pet..
dodoatirice: 2:27pm On Feb 09
Back at Juju's place, because i still didnt know how all these baby eating and soap baths would amount to money, i pondered and thought, will a spirit bring the money, or would money magically apear in a room, not like i was going to ask because Samuel was a living proof that somehow, anyway, anyhow i would make money or would in no time be in physical possesion of it and then juju snapped me out of the said thoughts.

Juju:
Now that you've put yourself through the process, what you need to do is go into the world and engage in a buisness, anything profit making and then no matter what you choose to do as buisness, the spirits would multiply it in folds.


That was juju speaking to me. I argued that i was broke and how would i start a goddamned buisness huh. Then Samuel asked me to shut it that himself and myself are one blood now and he would help me start whatever on a small scale and i could go from there all i needed to do was to think of something and show up there everyday consistently. Oh thankfully, i told Samuel and in Juju's presence that i like the food buisness and that my mother sold food, her mom sold food, my mother's mother's mom sold food too and that i understood the buisness and having helped my mum hawk food till she got a stable place, i understood the buisness and how it worked and would like to venture into it. Juju warned that it had to be small and whatever Samuel would help me with had to be something small just to get started and that the spirits would kick in and multiply the buisness. We both thanked juju and left his place but stoopid me didnt ask if there was any repercussions and juju didnt say a word. While in the car and was driving back to Samuels place, it suddenly crossed my mind and Samuel said it was nothing that gradually i would be communicated with and that i was a learner or a beginner and that everything would not be rushed on me and that this wasn't nollywood where the movie starts and and end in 2hours and they'd be reading the repercussions to me not that there's not any but its a process and i would get to it. Fair enough i thought, fair enough.


Next day, Samuel provided me buisness capital in cash, and then looked for a one room self contained for me on the mainland the same day and then rushed me into moving there the day after. Accomondation secured, i took that capital and went to the market and bought utensils and food stuffs and was gonna cook early next morning and was going to hawk whatever i made with a cart i bought from an aboki. Everything was ready for the next day, i set my alarms to 4am so i could be up early and make food that i was gonna sell on my food cart in the streets. Mind you, my one room self contained was in an apartment where i was the only tenant and the landlord looked like he noved overseas and they just wanted someone to live in and from the house so i had all the space i wanted and needed. That being said, i overslpet and woke up around. 7am but to my utmost suprise, the food was ready and placed and arranged in my coolers on the food cart and was ready to go.. i was shocked and almost thought i was going to faint. Then Juju called me and said the spirits met me sleeping and cooked for me and that all i need to do was to wheel out and go make some sales he would be intouch later.


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All of una wey like mama put especially those ones wey crowd dey gather them, gather here now!!!!

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dodoatirice: 6:52pm On Jan 31
At that point i did not want to go further anymore, but i tasted this soup na. I swallowed fufu too but atleast i havent chewed the human disected beef that occupied the pot. I wanted out. I aproached the door and tried opening from inside just as i touched the door knob, there was a sharp piercing scream from inside that soup pot i was supposed to eat, and it was of a baby.. wuen wuen wuen wuen wuen.. Ah i don die.. fear gripped my soul i was shaken from the outside of my body to inside my bone marrow. Then juju called from outside i gues he had heard that cry too and called out to me that if them born my papa well make i no go back to that sacrificial meal so the noise can stop then i should be ready to face the consiquences which was generational chronic madness. Meaning that baby will haunt me, haunt everyone in my clan.

I returned to the sacrificial pot in fear and as soon As i took my seat again, it auto stopped crying. I heard juju praising me again from outside in yoruba

"Okare omo okor, oya maje malomi, ridaju pe oje gbogbo obe yen ku egun gun"

"Well done Strong Child, oya eat it, eat it, make sure you eat all that soup and its content to the bone"

I picked the fufu in fear again, rolled it around in my palms back and forth, dipped it in the tomato soup and swallowed but i kid you not this soup sweet gan ajeh. Then i picked a part of the meat that looked like the feet of the baby that was used and bit into it, human meat come sweet for my mouth, i bit into it again and again, and again and then at that point i abandoned the fufu and just kept eating the meat. It was soft , suculent, and every bite was a mix of everything tasty. Before youd say jack, i was done with the body parts and then chewed on the skull, but i was careful because juju wanted that bony particles of the soft skull back. The brain was the part i enjoyed the most. And when i was done, i gathered the bones together and knocked on the door from inside.

Then the door gave way from outside and opened and Juju was standing with Samuel and they both beamed with Satisfaction. Juju entered the room while i exited it and packed the reminants from the spiritual meal and i was ready for the next phase which was burning the bones and cartilage that i didnt eat and using it to make the soap that would activate the whole money ritual process.

That been done, Juju gathered what he needed and proceeded to burning the bones and the cartilage, i watched as he burned it into what looked like black charcoal and then poured it into a mortal and punded it till it turned to powder. Then he mixed the powder into a soap and when he was done he handed me the soap and a sponge and said i was to bath that soap all at once. The said soap was as big as my fist and i was to bath it all till the soap was no more.

Samuel drove us in his car to a flowing canal and baba had me stand at the edge of the flowing dirty water and the bath commenced. Baba turned his back Samuel turned his back but before Samuel did, he removed all his clothes and was naked while i did the bath. I kid you not, i bath this soap sotey i fainted and as soon as Juju heard the spalsh from my fall, he grabbed me and incanted and i was back up again to continue the bath. It took close to 1 hour 30 minutes before this sturborn newborn infused spiritual soap finished from the sponge. And when it was done, Baba asked me to give the sponge to an Invinsible being i coldnt see but himself, as i stretched my hands forward to that sponge to the being i couldnt see, i felt a strong wind and then the sponge disappeared and baba asked me to return back to the car while he remained there doing more incatations. Finaly baba reed us and in no time we were back at Jujus house.

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dodoatirice: 12:35pm On Jan 31
Haakeem:
sir ke

Ejoorr Sir mo loyal
dodoatirice: 10:43am On Jan 31
allen113:
It's Dodatirice on the beat again. I go follow this one to the end like your life of a broke yahoo boy

Make una no vex i didnt comenhere in a while. I will continue

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dodoatirice: 10:42am On Jan 31
Haakeem:
Longest time.
Havent forgotten your promise and fail.
Anyways........... NEXT pls.

Emabinu sir
dodoatirice: 10:42am On Jan 31
Hungerbadoo:
Dodo please don't abandon this sweet story

Damn i thought people didnt or wasnt vibing it since i got no reactions or comments just look and . Its comments that will ginger me, we dont get paid here.. but for your sake i will continue

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dodoatirice: 1:56pm On Jan 19
backbone503:
Make this girl rest! I don't think any babe truly loves 2baba like Annie. She was with him when he had literally nothing

Annie was broke, tuface was broke, but it was annie that was with tuface when the both of them were brok and struggling.. men, una dey see shege


How about Tuface was with Annie when annie was broke.

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dodoatirice: 4:41pm On Dec 09, 2024
So one million naira was transferred to Juju, as soon as juju confirmed the money, myself and Samuel exited the room and left for home i was to return alone the following day to do the ritual. Took awhile before Samuel would open up to me how he caught his fishes and ahow me the road and the plug. I was married to penury and it was after i left Port Hacourt for Lagos through Samuels help that my story changed a bit because, not only did he help me pay the bus fare, he recieved me as soon as i arrived in the Lagos bus station, hugged me tightly, and asked me to follow him to where he parked.. as i trotted behind him hauling my Ghana bust go bag that contained every thing i ever owned, i could tell that, my guy was well to do. Was it the whiff of strong perfume fragrance that hit you moments before he gets to you and still lingers after he leaves?? Well that screamed to me.. Still trotting along, and after observing Sam from head to toe as we walked, everything from his hair, skin, designer clothes shoes and body assesories screamed .l and high clas and by the time we got to his car, i was jaw dropped completely..let me save the stories formanother chapter.. just know that sam is rich.

Back to the matter. He explained hpw he made money with spiritual help.and spiritual connections but he wont reveal what he did exactly but if i say i was ready and would do anything to escape penury, i would go through what he went thtough and at some point I'd understand what he did exactly but he wasnt gonna tell me but will me all the way. So thats to say he was the one who paid the one million to Juju as the ritual fee.. all i needed to do was show up the next day.

Next day set, i showed up alone as asked by Juju and as soon as i came in, h me handed me a sponge and soap and asked me to have a spiritual cleansing bath first, i did, and then he led me into a white room, and asked me to sit on a spread mat, he left, he returned and then placed a big black pot infront of me and opened the pot cover which revealed a reddish tomato type soup as its content. Juju then asked me what id like to eat the soup with, he said i could choose any morsel and i asked for fufu, he left again and while he was out, i observed the soup in the pot and i could see thatit was filled with enough beef and was filled to the brim. I left it untouched waiting for juju again.. He appeared again and handed me a dozen fufu morsels and gave me instruction, i was to make sure i ate everything in the pot. I thanked him and he left.

I unwrapped one fufu, cut one morsel, immersed it into the soup, threw it in my mouth and swallowed. Suprisingly, this soup tasted better that every soup i had ever tasted in my life, i swallowed two more morsels and decided it was time to eat one of those sacred beefs that lodged in the pot, i scoouped one up and then this meat lolked wiered, upon close observation, i realized it was the feet of a new born infant, i cringed!!! I milled the pot around and there it was, the soft cooked skull of a newborn baby.

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dodoatirice: 3:01am On Dec 04, 2024
Egalitarian1:
Ok

But can thIs in any way, scrap inherent hatred and bitterness from xenophobic Sad Africans, sorry South Africans?

Your guess is as good as mine.

You mean southafricow?
dodoatirice: 2:58am On Dec 04, 2024
Iyala:
Good one from Bianca, but Nairaland should not give people the right to insult people old enough to be their mother.

Enough garbage on the internet and show of lack of parental upbringing everywhere. All in the name of freedom and internet

Keep your respect to the people that know you and that you know off the internet. You people will get on the internet and be demanding respect like how

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dodoatirice: 1:31am On Nov 23, 2024
[quote author=Cousin9999 post=132994798]Not cool. I don't know why gen z blasts music in random places like it's their apartment.

That said, I would bust a win' before telling him to turn that ish down. [/quote


You wont bust a win?? Whatever the hell that means... just that guys like you when a Genz beats the hell out of you would keep shut about that loss.
dodoatirice: 1:30am On Nov 23, 2024
desmondadonis:
So Daniel Regha don turn celebrity like play like play. We always platform idiots and it tells because the opinion shapers in Nigeria are mostly daft. Reason why our country is in a state of wanton comatose.

It does not mean that wizkid's album isn't mid tho. Davido is the GOAT


You daddy has been serious all his life, Daniel is more popular than him oh wait i include my daddy.. dey there you hear, keep forming matured.. i will be here when Daniel will accuire something tangible that your daddy and my daddy with all their seriousness even served in the Nigerian Army cannot. Lets get of that high horse, Daniel is better than your daddy, my daddy and more popular. Its a bitter pil, but can be swallowed.

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dodoatirice: 1:22am On Nov 23, 2024
helinues:
If no advert, then she's telling a pure lies

And if she's telling the truth, then she should tell us how much she spent on promotion

If 1 million views from any of the social media page is not even up to $100, how many views would she have had to be making $40k monthly .

All this so called yeyebrities are just full of fake lives

What about youtube? You think social media is one app?? You people will just type anything. She means on social media, across all her social media pages. Youtube, facebook tiktok. Add everything together.
dodoatirice: 1:16am On Nov 23, 2024
Sonnobax15:
lipsrsealed
All these low budget Yahoo boys undecided

Once Dem don manage get small thing for inside their ,they will just be misbehaving anyhow undecided

Bankers and their securities have all lost their respect cuz once these small mumu boys with their saggy tros give them small money,they will just be hailing Dem anyhow undecided


Go and look for your own small thing too jealous

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dodoatirice: 7:17pm On Nov 21, 2024
mytime24:
So the airline cannot give free ticket to his wife 🫤

Shebi the husband is working for free
dodoatirice: 10:52am On Nov 20, 2024
Richtaiwo:
Obj is the recently adopted god of ipob miscreants. So, him accepting part of the responsibility is not even an issue. The issue is that before Obj will say pim, his new sheeples will quickly describe him as an infallible god that can never make mistakes.

This was their approach to Nnamdi Kanu's activities and recently to obifraud the agulu packaged fraud. As it is now, no one dares say gringory obituary is wrong in all these his desperate headless moves.

As noted recently, obifraud the religious bigot once condemned a well-known Christianity religious activities of night vigil, amazingly ipob miscreants unanimously agreed and clap hands for him and collectively insulted the living daylight out of churches and pastors.


Everybody dey sleep but church wants to pollute the air with noise imagine beating drums, clapping, shouting in choruses of die by fire when i am just trying to catch sleep from a hard day.. christainity no go jere. Very babaric practices and una talk say na god una dey serve eni shorire gbogbo
dodoatirice: 1:28am On Nov 04, 2024
ednut1:
Nawa. But lets be honest here if a Nigerian with South Africa origin was found to have used fake documents to get Nigerian citizenship. Same treatment would be meted on her.


But we have ghanians, togolese, Benins, kenyans etc living in Nigeria without document and no one gives them a kickavout enshiere
dodoatirice: 5:05pm On Oct 31, 2024
ecomalchemistt:
The question still remains , how would you Multiply 100M if you had it today ?

What business would you delve into ??

Practical ideas please, no motivational speakers !

But gucci maine went to prison but before he did, left 2m dollars his while cash with his then girfriend.. who then invested it and turn it into 6m. You dey ask mediocre question that what can you invest that money on... omoh na why una dey spend anyhow.
dodoatirice: 3:35pm On Oct 26, 2024
TribalChair:
Nah!

CAF suppose free both countries make we run am crude oil for crude oil

Now, Libyans go think sey na because Nigeria be the giant of Africa, na why CAF judgement favour us...

Libya wan do revenge, now it has backfired on them

U wey dey plan ur own revenge, hope u go learn from diz real life scenario....

Libya no know say, in the world of soccer, Nigeria is Valuable than them..

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dodoatirice: 11:16am On Oct 25, 2024
Judolisco:
E don run comut for town grin
New takers Don pursue am grin


Law suit almost finished this guy and i am sure the after effects of those suits hes still feeling.

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dodoatirice: 2:47pm On Oct 17, 2024
naijaboy756:
Who can take this eeediot off the scene?

There are more pressing national issues than this birth error

Id contract your daddy then
dodoatirice: 1:30pm On Oct 13, 2024
popweezy:
E still no clear.. buy flagship Samsung or iPhone and enjoy quality camera

But i am happy because this is what i have at this point and i am contented. Go buy your flagship and make yourself happy Pop

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dodoatirice: 10:47am On Oct 13, 2024
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