NewStats: 3,263,951 , 8,182,060 topics. Date: Monday, 09 June 2025 at 01:26 AM 4h2m7

DaudaTheSexyGuy:

Apart from that their T.O.T.O is usually sweeter

What makes it sweeter than an unused one or one that has never birthed a child? Una go just dey lie everyday for no reason

shortgun:

Even when she's another man's wife

She came to do what exactly? And she even slept over till next day. Her husband na full uzwor

MrMcJay:
His wife is the one who opened this second thread.
The husband is probably kneeling down outside with his hands holding his ears

Lol my first thoughts 😂

Futuristica:


That's the truth.. Anything wrong in a husband being Voltron for his wife?

Oga go and handle Ur family wahala and leave us out of it. It's Ur marriage. Do what works for u

Gggjhhj:


That one na your papa concern, stop mentioning, go argue with your papa

Lack of home training still ur profile

RichIgboBoy:
Na she sabi

Lol that place U siddon be like where I know for the best fish pepper soup for Ajah 👀

So what big deal... Nairaland and old news sha

Gggjhhj:


I never said it was because of education bro, are they paying me to be lying, what would I gain from lying, I said he doesn't you busy giving me epistle of your dad, is your dad my dad

I think people in there 70s or 80 years are not popular with pidgin especially if they went to school

I guess U were sleeping while typing the above. Or better still, maybe it wasn't U who typed it

Zonefree:
If actually you know there's a way you can become a ghost corper where your Local Inspector will be taking 50% of your allawee.

Very simple matter like that

Gggjhhj:


He can't, we laugh at him when he tries, nigga lived in the village in the early age of his life, probably broken wasn't popular then, I think people in there 70s or 80 years are not popular with pidgin especially if they went to school

Story. My old man went to the best schools in his time University of Ibadan and also did another program in university of Nigeria Nsukka. He speaks our native language, pidgin and pure English. My mom also a former state librarian and also well educated speaks them all fluently. Maybe Ur dad just didn't mingle with people from other states cos going through the four walls of a university even today U must relate with others from another ethnic group and what better way to do it when amongst friends and course mates during leisure. Either English but mostly pidgin/broken. I say again, people don't know how to speak pidgin English for various reasons and being educated isn't one of them.

Carazon:


Guy, please stop talking, I actually thought that you're indeed a dollar man not knowing that you may be an efulefe. This money is not even enough for a secondary school student that lives in the dormitory.

Chai

muyico:
54k now!

For where?

As him say no to baba instructions na

Connected1:

I have dated women and I currently don't have any nor want any in the next 5 years, I don't feel any attraction for her but I think she's confusing how I care about her for Love.

Because her Brother was even calling me his in-law when he saw me for the 1st time, omo I dae fear abeg .

You dey release truth bit by bit. So u done even reach this level? Ahhh ur matter done cross line be that and u still dey wait U done really marry but u don't know it yet. U better forget the job , her and her bro or else na hooking u dey so oh...Married man

Mtcheeeww... Get ur degree first before concerning urself with relationship when nor go survive reach 200L

TimFisher2:



Both of you are right according to the angle you guys are standing.

Although I have responded to your debater, but the post is long.

Is up there...you can feel free to read.

Knacking every pussay doesn't make u hard or tough, it makes u unwise. Not every pussay u knack and not every pussay knacked deserve ur special attention.

Stay grounded

Afolashade00:



I rarely comment here, just calm down, you’re not being haunted.
That lady likes you, she is the kind of person that will stand by you no matter the situation.
Since you don’t like her , it’s all good but stop saying she is haunting you that’s demeaning.
It’s a pity you don’t love who loves you and it’s okay.
Almost everyone has/will experience this, I pray we don’t learn the hard way .
I pray she finds someone who will reciprocate her love and if it is you , I pray the universe connects you two.
Here is my two cents.
Thank you .

Lol she's obsessed and that is trouble. As a girl have u ever met a guy ur just friendly and close with but he goes about claiming ur his babe? Even says things to u that suggest ur both an item when ur not even dating? Make una dey talk the truth and stop pushing someone into fire. Such girls don't love they possess and can be very dangerous most times

ELKHALIFAISIS:
Oga rest the time I started seeing life U still dey suck Ur mama breasts, I don see all size and colour of pu££y , white , black yellow, moreover I don see marriage even before you still struggling... Talk wetin man fit listen , this Ur talk no make up.. as guy man wey don see things , no man go see opportunity to knack woman he never knackered before and he won't exploit that opportunity , U think say nah children u dey talk to ... Unless this is one of nairaland cock and bullshit stories to drive traffic..

Plenty talk no dey full basket... U have no experience with women obviously. U are just another tool in the hands of any willing banny. Lol if i dey suck breast when u see life then u must be Methuselah. Not every guy man is still easily swayed by kpekus especially not the ones who have truly seen it all Mr all types of pussay

Futuristica:
even lost our pregnancy due to too much sugar intake against my advice..now she is fully diabetic

And if u leave her now she will blame the diabetes on u
See wahala when u put urself now?
Most men no dey hear word the moment u are saying hello to any girl start psyching her to gage her mental capacity cos most of these ladies are living in fantasy from how u look to how u feel and the family u will both have and the life too and when any of these starts to fall out of place she's subconsciously seeking another main actor. And again I hope u didn't sell her fake dream life by playing to her tune and trying to win her acceptance and approval with ur actions u perceived might move her towards u then now matter come cast she needs a new actor for the role. It's when u here things like I'm not feeling this, It's no more fun, I can't go on like this, It feels I'm in a cage blah blah blah... she's been seeking ways out of the ship. Na only babe when done outgrow those fantasy lifestyle, babe when done shed everything fake, babe that see u and the world at large for what it truly is U need dey reason now... The one willing to do the whole nine yards. God is ur strength oo

ELKHALIFAISIS:
You are going mad for someone you claimed you don't have any feelings for ... Oga find another story tell ... Guy man dey run from free kitten I don't know whether you think you are talking to secondary school children

It's obvious ur still a small learner in a big game. No worry life go teach u lesson no man ever will... Every body must get sense by force. Keep browsing all kpekus till u see wetin u dey find

Dtruthspeaker:


Too Late!

Shebi, Men believe that God is talking rubbish and that it is their right to knack any woman wey make dia pissing tool stand. So uncle don die already, e no know.



So you no mind if evil wants you? Then you are not different from him

Self preservation. No pray to jam girl when carry ur matter as our politicians carry election matter.

Diot

The child sef dey hustle bwess

Connected1:
A Coursemate Friend gave me the number of a certain girl about 3 years ago saying that she needed a friend to talk with, so I started getting along with her based on my easy going personality, so at a point she needed finance and myself not giving money anyhow I gave her my goods to sell and take the profit whilst she bring back my capital, she failed at it and I went to take back my goods, after that I bought goods for her to sell based on a business she said her friend told her about, the business failed and I barely got my capital I gave her.


I was doing the best I can for her but then she brought talks about having feelings for me and how she knows I do too but I kept hiding mine, so I shunned her about it, we quarreled and I deleted her phone number & blocked her everywhere, after a very short while, she began using her friends to call me and beg me, I completely ignored everything because i don't have any feelings for her nor am I even interested in sleeping with her when she offered me sex despite saying she was sacred about all that.

Alas I unblocked her when she lost her mum and she wrote me, I felt I needed to assist in consoling her by unblocking and chatting her up, then I offered some financial help too because both her parents are now gone and I told her not to bother me about dating her and focus on offers she receives which she agreed on, she's 29 and I understand time is telling on her.

Then some months got past and everything was going well, then she came again with the love jargon again and began saying how she prayed on the day I gave her money around when she lost her mum, she said she told God that whichever man she knows that sent her money is the one going to marry her and I was the only one who sent money and a huge one at that bla bla bla, I was infuriated and told her I unblocked her because she lost her mum, she kept explaining and I wasn't having any of it, then she agreed and swore not to disturb me about dating or marrying her I recommended she blocked me so that it will help her to forget about me but she never agreed.

We got talking again and living our lives until this week when she brought up issues about dating and marrying her again, how she saw me in her dreams that I was the one, how 2 other guys were asking her out and she prayed to God to know the right one and i suddenly appeared in her dreams, at this point I think I am sick of it and might go mad anytime soon if I continue like this, the reason I haven't blocked her everywhere this time around is because she gave me a job connect which one of her elder brothers was involved in as an exco member and I paid some money like others did only that it was cheaper so I have been hesitant, since it seems the job is about to taking shape and they may start paying this month or next, around 150k -200k for 2 weeks and I intend using it as a side hustle along side my business and normal job.

Please I need your advice, because whilst I have no intentions to date her or have sex out of pity, I can't just let this job opportunity go like that because I feel she may tell her brother to jeopardise the whole thing for me now if I chase her away angrily.

I will appreciate your inputs, regardless of how I feel about it.

Lol don't chase her away angrily oo
Omor this thing funny die but to U I know it's very painful cos I been there a lot. The greatest mistake U will make is to knack her for whatever reasons. The day U try it is the day U buy Ur own coffin in the matter. No try am!!!
She's evil and is working on U. She may use that job to frustrate U but don't react angrily unnecessarily, forget about her intentions they're just what she's obsessed with always let her know her boundaries gently but with authority.

No dey act like say U dey consider her proposal

No dey act like it's affecting U by showing any form of emotions (-+) when she brings it up

And do not hate her for wanting U at least try mask am make she nor conclude say U hate her.

Some girls the moment they start being with U, Ur already their property. Na God save U say U never knack na sorry for be Ur name

Laugh wan finish me here... Haven't laughed so hard in a while 😂😂


Make I continue reading

All these ignorant kids on NL... MKPURUMMIRI is not the same as Colorado. He smoked MKPURUMMIRI aka Ice and thought he was superman but found out the last 6 seconds before smashing on the floor that he couldn't fly but it was already too late and he had clarity about life finally.

Very good. Anything that s good farming practices and farmers is 100% welcome.

Lol Nigerians... Someone is blaming Brainjotter again for this one

iamL:



Anybody above 17 years fully knows what he is doing that is why even in the eyes of the law there are prison punishment for even underaged.

There is no way anyone will plead ignorance for engaging in eg ritual practices in this country.

Anyone that sees evil and crime as a way of life has a dead conscience because our conscience is our natural guild no stories or apologies.

Saw was a pharasiee who thought that killing christian was the right path to salvation meaning he had a "wrong zeal for God" that was why Jesus arrested him and showed him the way.

I am in no way saying that God abilities are limitlessness but he never uses them when the heart of the individual is evil and unwilling to change.

God has never forced anyone to change check history and counter me if you can find any instance.

If we are willing to change God steps in to help us to repentance but the individual will bear the consequences of his or her actions if they catch up with them.

Enjoy your day.

Lol only u judge, jury, defendant, acc... abeg calm down
Funny term to use btw wrong Zeal? The man didn't know God to start with and not everyone fully knows what they are doing even though they are to be held able. Even Jesus Christ acknowledges this when He said "Father forgive them for they know not what they do"

Even God's words. For my people perish for lack of knowledge
Even u without the Holy spirit u know nothing. So again that young man might be under the influence of something stronger than his will to change and it may take some more of life's lessons to give him wisdom to decide on where to stand firmly.

Oh sure. Enjoy urs too

Nadingo:
Northern Nigerian women are no doubt the most, pious, humble and decent of all Nigerian women. I don't agree with the stats for South East. Theirs should be around 70%.

Lies... u just don't know

iamL:


In Your last paragraph opposite is the true case. God can only help a person to change when they take the steps first.

Draw close to God and he will draw close to you (James 4:8.) God nor dey help who nor wan help himself.

Him being very young will see nothing really wrong in what he's doing but just a part of life as he knows. So until he es this phase and by chance gets a personal conviction of a supreme being, he will most likely not change... Hence only God can help.

And again God arrests people whom He wants to use even if they run away. Saul the persecutor of the Christ's followers was in that category as a lot of other people are today. So the bold isn't correct as it even limits God's abilities which transcends all possibilities