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Episode Seven


THE BEGINNING OF THE END


My life actually felt good..I felt way lot better...My people, money is everything... I noticed a lot of people had repackage in school too..Guys looking all wavey...Owo MMM

The second time was more money..Bought speaker and took tumise out..Spoiled her silly with KFC rice and all..After over 7 months wey she no give me face, he no reach two weeks wet I begin spended on her way she do visitation come my side.. Not long after, I entered onto her...

Who say money no good...However, nothing lasts forever...News began spreading about MMM imminent crash...Pastors saying those doing it will go to hell and people citing example of Zimbabwe,Lesotho, Mozambique and all .

I was sacred.. by now I was on my own and was free from bro Theo who has already bought his own car ....

No problem......This time around, I will put the most...It is high time I implemented my plan .

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By the time I got my second help, I had recklessly spent the money on tumise and clothes and drinks.. and also a good chunk to my parents and my sisters education... I knew I needed to put very huge sum.to get a better amount the third time...

I was able to convince people and got some money through referrals.. I convinced mummy Tolu. One of the areas mama to invest and she ed with the school fees of her three children with the assurance that she will get more when she gets help..

I convinced Pa Emeka, the Old soldier that fought in the biafran war...Very difficult one to convince, I had to swear with the Bible and Quran that it was legit and that he would make money...Not until he made me swear an oath that I wouldn't run away with his money..Brought out cow horn with red clothe and made me swear the oath..

Of course, I made the oath..after all, I was not running away with the money and he would surely get his money back .. ..Took him three weeks before he got back to me ...He told me he had to consult the gods and they gave him the go ahead..

He gave me 200 thousand Naira from.his gratuity and pensions, 500 thousand naira from the money ,obinna one of his sons sent from Indonesia for him to buy land and build house for him and then another 50 thousand naira... In total, he gave me 750 thousand naira with a stern warning is money must not go missing.

Convinced my girlfriend to convince her mother too..After all, I cannot be spending on her and not gain anything from her..I.met with the mother who was full of praises for my business initiative and my dogged spirit to succeed..

Is it legal ?? She asked..

Very very very legal ma " I said smiling

U know am.a widow ....And tumise is my only daughter !!! I am.hypertensive and if not that the situation of things which are hard and my only child and daughter who insists I do it and that there is no harm, I wouldn't even try......she narrated breathing heavily..

Jor tori olorun, ma KO ba mi oo.. Eh..tumise ...

No cause for alarm ma..... I proceeded to showing testimonies everywhere and my own achievements from the scheme too..at the end, She took 100 thousand loan from GTB bank, sold their family land and brought gains from her lace store...She invested a total of 250 thousand naira..

My departments mate..I convinced 90℅ of them.The one with 10k, the one with 40,the one with 60..They ed me in this journey into quick wealth..The yahoo yahoo and Cult boys surprised me especially...Ajiga, capon of allora gang met with me..We hardly talked but he and his boys always hailed me and as a right thinking YG, I do drop ...

From dropping 200 at most while frowning and fidgeting, I dropped 1k , 2k without even moving...Ajiga met with me and even though I was skeptical about involving with him, I knew he was going to get his money for sure so no cause for alarm..chai, if I had this kind faith in Christ, I would be as powerful as adeboye now I


The Allora boys dropped the money as a group...Five hundred thousand naira......

I have a sweet mouth....and I needed money to flex this Christmas.. I had to buy a new car to take to my parents..That was the goal..that was the target and that was the dream..A brand new Honda accord for a start..if bro theo Oversize can do it,I can do it too....

I convinced the alapata in our area, provision store woman, beer parlour seller,security guards.. In fact I formed a whatsapp group for this sole purpose and we got more and more people..All through this time, my brother refused to or me verbally but he never refused all the money I gave him...yet he never ed nor ... He was in the middle ...Ode boy...... He had always being the dull one anyway..


By early november, I had up to a six hundred thousand naira from referrals bonus and up to Two million naira to provide help...Can't believe in the space of four months I could be talking about millions like this..wow..

But two million was not enough for me...The goal was at least four million Naira...Make More money of it..After this third one, i get my cash ,buy a car , travel to Malaysia, sell one kidney and one scrotum ball and ed the porn industry over there...that was my goal.....

But I needed two million naira more...I don't Want to steal or rob and my head has never been successful with yahoo yahoo cause I tired it once and all I was getting was Indians sending five thousand naira to me when their currency was changed..

I thought day and night about how to raise the remaining money..... I could barely eat...I don' already use almost every possible means I know ...Got to two girls to come home when my brother was away in school and I came into them...

I hardly attended lectures anymore ...e go down reach a month I enter school last..wetin I find go sokoto, I see am for My sokoto..abi why I dey go school, no be to get money ??

I had miss a lot of tests and attendance with some lecturers spitting fire and threatening carry overs but those who gave a Bleep went the other way..After all, na just ND2 I dey, I still young abeg..I fit start again or go university sef while in Malay..

After all , no be persin dey sing skibo robo skibo dey earn three times more than. Person wey spend 7 years read medicine for school ??

I shark 6 bottles of origin and went to sleep..By the time I woke up, a brilliant idea came to my mind..I ed my post in the house of God..


I ED THE CHURCH...

Episode 6

Throughout that week I stayed with bro Theo in his house ....He was living a lavish lifestyle... three square meal...500 naira suya every night with hollandia.. He never runs out of credit and is always calling..

I noticed a lot of people also came to bro Theo concerning the mmm and he opened s for them through his own link...People ed with as Much as 40 thousand naira ..Chisos !!!!

He helped me with ten thousand naira and I was able to raise the other ten thousand naira..Did two days of bricklaying and got some small money from few friends...

I gave it to bro Theo and he assured me of profit...

my brother haven searched around for me finally got to know ( probably from the church ) that I was with bro Theo....He called, came to me and we settled the issue amicably...I was expecting that he might have reported to the church pastor or executives what actually happened but I got no strange reaction or talk from any of them when I entered the service the next Sunday...

DAy and Night, I prayed and prayed to God not to allow me to make the wrong decision..In fact, I fasted on Thursdays ( tho I do drink water and white yam without blemish) ...All in a bid to make sure I no GBA foul !!!! I never let Theo rest with calls immediately after he paid in the money..he handled everything...All I did was to pay the 10k to him.

At the end , I got his call one of dem days I was soaking my garri again and gbam, ,he asked me to check my ... Smiling at me was my statement, reading around 45 thousand naira... I have finally found a way that pays more money more than ritual. After all, no matter how many ritual u do, u can still never be richer than dangote..

I never allowed my brother to know of the gain i got from this MMM..no not yet...Not until I tried the second time to be completely sure..The 2nd time , I tried with more money and voila, more cash again...


it was My Third attempt that finished my life at the moment because I truly went overboard with it...!!!!

just one...



myself

KafohVee:
Thank you dear. I just did

I can be more than a thousand friends to u and make u very very happy..

all I ask is for u to take a picture of you holding up a paper with ur moniker written on it.... Do this and watch Me and others make ur life reasonably bubbling

I will be back

Being realistic but he should also hope for More...

why not Perfect healing and been able to work again ??

May God grant his wishes..

my own wish is that God puts an end to book haram activities in Nigeria finally this year.. Amen

Divay22:
I know you to be a writer and not a prophet

saga dat

Divay22:

Zaga !!!

This rubbish started from observation tenure !!!

From the chinko Satin dey called sweatshirts to their jjk tabs to unlimited ques with those ignorant cadets and lack of hostel for both male and female , dem con go introduce ballot...

Kai, why Woli arole no go say Unilorin glory na 6kb

penzino:
Classcaptain respect yourself o. better come finish Wetin u start.

Oya make I ask politely. ... Could you please continue the story you started? Am waiting

on my way

timidapsin:
long time

no c..bless up

When Malata go give me my own now

Na this man they usually post all this crime news now..

ANTONINEUTRON:
Boo Osin Twaile Baba

zaddy

timidapsin:
Booked..

Boss

goldbim:
The 3rd pix looks like a bony breast jor ..boobs are meant to be enjoyed not to defend ..!

u killed me

Okaakoko:
this bro Theo bhad gan

Episode Five

Right There in Bro theophilus house, I saw our beloved Sanctuary keeper, Sister Gladys, in that 1000 naira towel smiling sheepishly like a slaughtered crocodile.

. Immediately I knocked and introduced myself , I was expecting him to claim he was busy or for sis Gladys to quickly hide somewhere. Alas, the oversized suit wearer, Bro theophilus boldly told me to come inside so I could savour the sight of him frolicking with the most beautiful and sought after female member of the fellowship..

I was shocked and couldn't utter a single word and obviously, they cared less...

its quite late ooo" ..hope there is no serious problem ..he questioned as he beckoned on me to sit.

Bro boo, please have your seat ..." bro theophilus welcomed me as sis Gladys moved to the bathroom giving me a nod as a sign of greeting.....

I explained everything to him and he expressed his pain over my predicament...Sis Gladys prepared indomie and egg with fried fish and after the meal, bro Theo took me to Stay with one of the neighbours for the night with the assurance that tomorrow morning, we would talk better...

That night, I couldn't sleep..Theo...Theo ..Theo of all people..Short , very black, brown teeth, brown hair,oversized suit ,akward smile, worn out shoes now frolicking with the hottest sister in the fellowship,sis Gladys...light skinned, elegant ....everyone knows her perf as it scintillates the whole arena anytime she is around... Na she Theo con dey....

I was just imagining the various scenarios that we play out in the room that night...I could imagine Theo Groping and handling our sanctuary keeper with immense aggressiveness and smashing her sanctuary with reckless abandon while she screams "oh my God "... This was someone that speaks in tongues oohh. Jesus indeed wept !!!

worst worst , they seem not to care about what I think or would do.... My brother put a couple of calls through and sent msgs inquiring my whereabout and telling me to come back home but I ignored them all..Money first before anything else...

Tomorrow reached, and I rushed to Theo house to tell him I was ready for the mmm...I was expecting him to say something about last night event but he didn't even say a thing....

Haven decided to , the next thing left is amount am starting with ......And that is where another problem lies..

bibijay123:
Yippie! classcaptain is back!

mummy oyoyo

menxer:
It's logical to follow an awkward first kiss with an awkward first sex.

lmao

😠😊
Good movie maker.
mentor

LilChamp:
Hello peeps!
Opened this thread to serve as an Avenue for we Kwara peeps to socialize and know each other.
Would really love for everyone to actively participate in this thread.
A formal Introduction would be nice. Thanks!

we here !!!!

refiner:
ing my presence...

I miss you

he dey reason.how him MMM acct go take unfreeze...

Episode Four



hmnnn


Bro theophilus didnt stop calling and texting me after that meeting ooo.

Infact, if he had been pressuring me to accept christ like the way he had been pressuring me to MMM, i. would probably be the assistant pastor in the church by now.


. But Make I no lie, I don begin to fall small small...Because the kind of shoes I see on his WhatsApp dps these days ehn, Bro Theo don dey upgrade small small.


I conducted a little research online and I saw a lot of testimonies and a lot of discouraging comments too.. But haba, a scheme where someone invests 100k and gets almost 150k , just like that....?? No incantations, no work hours, no sweat, just put money and get more money back?? Abeg, life is all about taking risks jare..

bobrisky took risk and ignored skin cancer to bleach away his skin ( probably Brain too), Vic O took a risk and entered music industry ,Nigerians took a risk with change and here we have bubu and dalung .. abegii. a man will die once ...

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3 days after my meeting with bro theophilus, I told my brother and he went all Rambo on me... " You can't do it, I knew about it before u knew sef but I didn't want to tell you, its a scam " ...

what is the scam there ?? I asked surprised

See," ..he said as he came and hung his shoulder around my neck..

" I no fit dey bobo u, u know papa emeka ??, the vulganizer ?? .He talk say this kind thing don dey one time way he later crash , the thing fit dey inviting now but....

but what I said as I flung his hand away from my neck...


That night for the first time in a long time,we had a very serious fight...I lambasted him for drawing us back and insulted him with what he detested most, how his ex broke up with him over his one minute sex prowess.

That was what broke the camel back..it turned into a serious fight and if not for the intervention of neighbors , I would have probably knocked out four of my brother's brown tooth.

The silly bro threatened to report me to the pastor and my parents but I could care less..I was really pissed off my own brother saw a chance to make good money without ritual or yahoo yahoo and he wants that opportunity to slide

..No wonder he is a one minute man..

I packed a few of my belongings and left in anger..all pleas by my neighbours,wristbangle and eleniyan15 to please come back fell on deaf ears..

Is left the house in anger and the first place that came to my mind was bro theophilus place ...That visit to his house that night is what I can termed my real initiation to MMM..

oh, I should have noticed..something wey I never wey dey cause fight between me and my brother, instead make I don scope run leave the thing, I no gree hear word...

what I saw at bro theophilus house that day made me know that there was nothing that would stop me from ing MMM at that point...

I was given the shock of my life when I got to bro Theo 's crib...

Episode Three

Bro Theophilus and myself were never really close..Ever since the day he saw me buying chealsea dry gin at Iya sule spot , his view about me as an unserious christian has never been hidden...

But me too I never really send, Abi what do I tend to gain from his bald head and oversized suits anyways??

So why he wanted to see me.and claiming its urgent really amazes me ...

well done bro boo ?? he beckoned..
please have your seat ..

He pleaded with me not to share anything he is about to tell me with anyone and that he knows am.a *soji guy".. Thats why he is telling me what he was about to tell me.

Have you heard about MMM ??
Haa, am.sorry I can't attend any church program this month.. I am...
No No.....MMM is not a crusade title or something.....


And with that, he sat me down and discussed The whole MMM idea to me..How it is saving lives, how the chief usher did it with 15k and got 25k, how he used his own gain to buy a new oversized suit again and how his friend dad is about to buy a new Mercedes Benz from.his own mmm gain...

With that, he planted the first seed and impression in me..But how do I believe the word coming from this type of person..I wasn't going to fall for it so easily...

so I met with my brother .....

Episode Two

We all know the current situation a certain man that promised us change as plunged us to in Nigeria..... ordinary Bread is now 80 naira, blade is 30 naira, pencil is 15 naira, fufu is 40 naira and even gala that survived price increase all this years is now 70 naira.. One cannot even hustle and sweat for money in peace again as hankerchief to wipe your sweat sef is now 80 naira.

My parents ,both primary school teachers have not been paid their four months salaries and the little money we survive on is from dads cucumber farm and home lessons with from my mama little tailoring and provision store.

. Nobody was ready to help, nobody wanted to give a loan to someone who has not gotten salary, no help, no .. everybody is complaining.

And here am i with my brother, we need to eat, buy materials,hustle to get our sisters back to school and also change cloth small.. i cant the last time i bought something new this year.. me and my brother share one pair of shoe to church.. he wears the shoe to first service, i wear the shoe to second service. The rest days is palm..i don’t want to bore anyone with my woes as na everyone with him own wahala ,,,


So u can imagine my excitement when on the 7th of september , i attended the fellowship meeting,digging deep with jesus on Wednesday.. the main reason i attend this program is the free doughnut and canned drink we get, at least that covers for dinner.As for my brother, he does the prayer for breakhrough aspect,his own is to pray for our success.

After the usual service and scoping of yansh to relieve my self of the recession wahala ,( at least i no get money to toast, i go scope). I suddenly saw bro theophilus come up to me..

Bro osin, please i want to see u ,its very urgent....

" A dog that refuses to hear the hunter whistle is most likely to get lost in the thick forest " - African proverb

" Head of squirrel stubborn on plate, he that is being advised ,Lord let him listen " - Yoruba proverb,

(sobs as Tope Alabi is played in the background)

"Aye le ooo.ibosi ooo..Aye Dori ko do KO ye mimo" Ibi ta ba ma GBA oo koye ni yan.........



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Death is better than disgrace...Death I repeat is better than shame...Which mouth will I use to say mmm is not paying this month?? .. Certainly not with this mouth of mine.

i woke up by myself today to the news of mmm s been frozen for this month and till next year January.... I strongly believe it can't be true.. MBA NU , have they moved the fools day celebration from April to December ?? Or probably it is one of this mtv base pranks or some yeye .blogspots looking for traffic with their usual headlines.. I got tons of messages but no, I rather check the thing MYSELF !!!

Shaking and sweating without fever, i logged into my on my beluo O5 phone and verily verily , it was like a dream..., there it was.

..But No se i still refuse to believe it is true..i saw warnings... Was this the message i was suppose to get from the dreams i have been having for the last three days??, was this why Papa Elena called me last week after almost a year ....Something is wrong somewhere but i am totally the wrong person this must affect..

As I soliloquies and ruminate on events of the last 3 months with a brand new 2 meter long rope in my hand where I stand under this banana tree, I still pray and hope this is not true.. I have packed a few clothes and switched off my major line for now..if anyone like they should call, i wouldnt allow anyone add injury to be salt..

I will give this people three days ... 72 hours to fix this or I will kill myself and my innocent blood will be on the owners of mmm Nigeria head...God would ask for my blood from their head ..Only three days to disprove this rumour...I am here with my stove and garri to keep myself alive and make eba with some bush leaves so as to survive before i finally murder my own self in the next 3 days...

What , am not the only one affected?? Is that all u can say to me now??

Yes it may be true but I can boldy say am the worst affected... My story into this MMM is not a small one..and as I am about to bid the world farewell , I cannot but reminisce how it all started 3 months ago when I ventured into the pyramid schemes system... Just like yesterday, it is now as if I was under a Russian spell.

My name is boo osin, 24 years old undergraduate and I die in 78 hours if my is not restored and I get my money back...

But first, I need to share my story..

it all started on the 7th of September 2016 , in Church ....

where is the man in tears