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Cc lalasticlala
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Burna is good
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Ay04z: Will be here soon . |
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Cc lalasticlala
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Cc lalasticlala
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Lol
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Ay04z: Coming . Sorry for the long break |
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chelseamann: Thanks I will do that . What is just left now is how to create my PayPal . |
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german89: What do you do in Dubai boss and how’s Dubai life ? |
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Who can load UBA africard for me . 100$ . Please reach out to me on 08082705823.
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Tonygeesm: Shey make I send my Aza ni Boss ? |
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Tonygeesm: I am glad you feel this way . I am glad I could put a smile on your face 1 Like |
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Synord: Cc lalasticlala |
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Episode 5 Fortunately for me o . Lala picked the call . Hello , hello snake man . Snake man . Please am I unto lalasticlala. " Haha ,who be this o " Na me boo osin o boo osin " Oh , Mr boo . I have been trying to reach you ever since but your number has consistently been unreachable . Haa my brother , see let us leave all this long story . I am fully available now please . Daalu please . " Oh boo . No problem ehn . But please I am quite busy posting and all now. Send me some recharge card so I can call you in 2 hours and we will discuss more . Haa. I was taken aback like a rat chewing some grains of rice upon discovering that's it's a trap by the human species . How can lala be asking for recharge card . " Hello boo are you still there . " Yes sir. . yes o I am there, did you just say I should send recharge card now Yes now , I am currently indoors as I am still posting and all and I cannot go out to get it. So send some recharge card like 500 naira own . Mtn o . Omoh . I reason am true true say lala na super mod and e fit day busy on top laptop , posting , editing and banning idiotic posters on romance and politics section especially . It is highly possible he didn't have time to go out and get the recharge cards . " I will send it boss ." I told him still excited with the ambassadorship role NL was offering me Boss , are you still sure I am getting this ambassador thing . I asked , beaming with sheer excitement " Haha boo . Na lala now . I don lie for you before. Oh okay boss I trust you . I go hustle the card give you now , na smalls . Haven ended the conversation. , I knew mynd will surely ask me for anything for the boys if I attempted to leave through the front page . I peeped left and right like a 10 year old boy about to pick 50 naira note from the floor . I silently dropped the phone and tiptoed to the back door to escape . I was almost closing the door when I heard mynds voice " Bastard , boo no run oo. This boy . You no go gimme .... ![]() ![]() Baba tried to chase me for a while untill he got tired , gave me " Waka" and swore for me while also warning me never to come to his place again . His anger was not only based on the fact that I used his phone and airtime , it was fueled by the fact that I took 5 out of the 6 fried meat he ignorantly placed inside his kitchen as well as two packs of his dangote salt , two onions and three hungry man size noodles . The baba no even grateful say I no carry too much . Shior Make I go find how I go reason lala the 500 naira Mtn airtime abeg . 1 Like 1 Share |
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weblord1900: Booting. But I am back fully now |
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Episode 5 The issue was not lack of sex . The issue is something I cannot explain . Even without having a proper conversation with this girl , I already have very irritating thoughts . By now, the female populance were in the School were all on my case . They murmur my name in small groups . Some wink at me , something intentionally use their body to hit me . All for me to notice them , During break , a particular staff called Miss Adimuya will buy me food and bring it to be table , walking seductively like a stripper . I was in hunting ground , with many meats to be killed and eaten but my mind was fixed on one , perphaps the smallest of the meats . My second week in the school, the Principal called me into his office for a very important discussion |
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Morhziez: 40k |
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Episode Four I rushed out like premature ejaculation and ran to the semi completed building of my very good friend , mynd4 to borrow his phone . I knocked , ko ko ko ko . Who day here .. who day here ? Who be that ? : He asked Na me o .. Na only God day bear na me . I say who goes there .? Na be boo osin o . Immediately I mentioned my name , I could hear rambling of plates and sounds like my friend is trying to rearrange something . As I enter , na him I see my guy hand they drip of egusi o . " Ahn ahn , mynd my guy , you been day chop " Ah boo, no o, I just day wash yesterday's plate for kitchen ,na him I con hear you knock " Oh oh , na the yesterday plate stew fill your mouth for side like this ..? I could see the look on his face when he knew his lie has been busted . " Abeg boo, wetin carry you come ".. he responded, trying to " rugged" the whole situation and totally ignored my question. " Ehnn, you never even allow me sit down or anything . Anyways , abeg I fit see your phone use .. " My phone " Yes now , abeg gimme me asap e day important . If the credit finish no borrow money on top am.oh , cos the last time, na me pay the 400 naira wey you borrow for my sim . Una see wetin broke man day face.hide food , con insult me on top because you want gimme ordinary nokia 3310 to make call . Oga o, everything go soon change now sha . Make I call who I want call first .. With that , mynd handed me the rubber band tied broken screen nokia 3310 Handset and told me to go and make the call outside , apparently he wants to quickly finish his food . Shior, I copied lala's number and dialed 1 Like 1 Share |
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