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Using dis opportunity to thank God for everything..his favor safe journey and my postume score..we shall all meet in FUTA IJN..to all dos wu got below 50%..just pray for God's favor cos last year futa itted ppl wt 40somtn..Goodluck#

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Aidy97(f): 1:36pm On Jul 31, 2014

Divsy: congrat,,hw did u check urs abeg

Have u written urs?..if u have go to futa's website to chek result

Aidy97(f): 6:34am On Jul 29, 2014

Wisdomkosi: click like if you don't watch TV shows

U r damn boring

Aidy97(f): 5:47am On Jul 28, 2014

Not all men treat their wives with disrespect,..

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Aidy97(f): 5:42am On Jul 28, 2014

Victoriousvic: Forward ever, backward never!

To hell with the "good old days"

You just can't compare the modern age, and the old days. I wonder how you guys survived sef.

You won't understand

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Aidy97(f): 5:41am On Jul 28, 2014

Good old days all the way..children games lik suwe,ten ten and the likes

Aidy97(f): 5:39am On Jul 28, 2014

Not wise..brings dis unity..there r lots of things dt r done btw couples wu share the same bedroom..dt brings love comfort and lots more

Aidy97(f): 5:36am On Jul 28, 2014

AgapeCharis: Bro,,u'r good.!

He isn't good,he is best

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Aidy97(f): 10:03pm On Jul 26, 2014

Xsenga: WARIS DIS?

A bad dream

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Aidy97(f): 1:53pm On Jul 26, 2014

Divsy: same o

Wow what batch? Biochem ryt?

Aidy97(f): 9:33pm On Jul 25, 2014

Signs u drink too much coffee
- You answer the door before people knock.
- Juan Valdez named his donkey after you.
- You ski uphill.
- You grind your coffee beans in your mouth.
- You haven't blinked since the last lunar eclipse.
- You lick your coffeepot clean.
- You're the employee of the month at the local coffeehouse and you don't even work there.
- Your eyes stay open when you sneeze.
- You chew on other people's fingernails.
- Your T-shirt says, "Decaffeinated coffee is the devil's blend."
- You can type sixty words per minute ... with your feet.
- You can jump-start your car without cables.
- Cocaine is a downer.
- You don't need a hammer to pound nails.
- Your only source of nutrition comes from "Sweet & Low."
- You don't sweat, you percolate.
- You buy 1/2 & 1/2 by the barrel.
- You've worn out the handle on your favorite mug.
- You go to AA meetings just for the free coffee.
- You walk twenty miles on your treill before you realize it's not plugged in.
- You forget to unwrap candy bars before eating them.
- Charles Manson thinks you need to calm down.
- You've built a miniature city out of little plastic stirrers.
- People get dizzy just watching you.
- You've worn the finish off your coffee table.
- The Taster's Choice couple wants to adopt you.
- Starbucks owns the mortgage on your house.
- Your taste buds are so numb you could drink your lava lamp.
- Instant coffee takes too long.
- When someone says. "How are you?", you say, "Good to the last drop."
- You want to be cremated just so you can spend the rest of eternity in a coffee can.
- Your birthday is a national holiday in Brazil.
- You're offended when people use the word "brew" to mean beer.
- You have a picture of your coffee mug on your coffee mug.
- You can thread a sewing machine, while it's running.
- You can outlast the Energizer bunny.
- You short out motion detectors.
- You don't even wait for the water to boil anymore.
- Your nervous twitch s on the Richter scale.
- You think being called a "drip" is a compliment.
- You don't tan, you roast.
- You can't even your second cup.
- You help your dog chase its tail.

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Aidy97(f): 9:29pm On Jul 25, 2014

Divsy: wen is aidy writing?

31st u?

Aidy97(f): 7:04pm On Jul 25, 2014

bettygirl97: After writing the CBT test, will the result show immediately?

U would be able to c ur result the nyt of the exam or the nxt mrnin

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