NewStats: 3,264,641 , 8,184,304 topics. Date: Wednesday, 11 June 2025 at 08:10 PM b3313

pfactor:
Whats d meaning of d recommendation stuff nw

Not sure,bt I saw this

Jarizod:
2010 vs 2016 ..Money good oh

He has grown fat

waxxydude:
I'd better catch a bullet with my eyes than my eyePhone7 go blind. - Apple fanboy


Some of all this apple fan boys need to be "buhari-ed", so that their eyes can open to see that there's more to life than a piece of metal. They need buhari in their lives.

Lol

Tbase2:
Guys can I still change my course. after being disqualified due to wrong subject combination I reluctant to change my course because the one's I was left with weren't too appealing to me but after long thought and advice I have decided to change but his it possible right now

No,change of course form is closed

Before nko, more grease to your elbow

Who sed he was dead?

Brain reset

Causes of most enlarged lymph nodes are infections

Food for FP

Its a norm for the igbos

yommitte00:
You are hereby invited for an interview on wed, the 24/08/16 @ 12pm Venue: De Skyline Hotels,Opp Arik Office, Local Airport,Ikeja, Lagos.please kindly come along with ur CV.


I recieved it this evening

Dd u go for it and how was it

WELCOME TO NIGERIA

* Where sex is free and love is costly.
* Where loosing a phone is more painful than
loosing VIRGINITY.
* Where, if you don't cheat on your partner,
you are not sharp and smart.
* Where Bathrooms have become photo
STUDIO.
* Where getting a GALAXY phone is greater
than achieving a DEGREE.
* Where yahoo boys have brighter future than
graduates.
* Where temples are turned into dating points.
* Where worshiping God in truth & spirit is
difficult.
* Where lies are turned into realities.
* Where ladies fear Pregnancy than HIV...
* Where pizza delivery is faster than
emergency response.
* Where people fear thieves, robbers &
BokoHaram than God...
* Where people go to Church with BB chargers
rather than Bible.
* Where guys are scared of getting married
but love to have sex...
* Where we have highest number of musician
due to unemployment.
* Where the higher your offense the lower
your punishment and vice versa...
* Where the number of Churches & Mosque
are more than the worshipers...
* Where we say "Up NEPA" more than we say
"Praise THE LORD"...
* Where a school drop-out politician is Ten
Times richer and more respected than a
Professor...
* Where unemployed youths pick up weapons
to fight in of the politicians who
deprive them of employment & a good life...
* Where someone who cannot speak English is
given honorary Doctorate degrees.

Pls how real is this?

Your CV Profile impress us, you are invited for Job-briefing on 24/8/16 by 9AM at 16 Ondo Str, behind Keystone Bank Mashalasi B/Stop,Apapa Rd,Costain,Lagos.SDTL

You are fired!

Am interested

And he still has the mind to say it
No shame!

17 Childhood Insults You’ll
Only If You Were
An Ajepako
1. “You mess, akpu fly gate.”
It makes no sense, but it still used to pain.
2. “You mess, all the fishes in the
water say ‘are we safe?'”
The ajepako was strong with this one.
3. “You mess, harmattan catch
eba.”
HOW, ABEG?
4. “You mess, 5 akara form voltron.”
Hian!
5. “You mess, Babangida repeat
primary 1.”
Why did we drag Babangida into it?
6. “2 kuli kuli attack your village,
nobody escape.”
The kuli kuli must have been a badass.
7. “The finest girl for your village, na
monkey dey toast am.”
Why did this even pain us?
8. “The strongest man for your
village, na hot eba kill am.”
This still makes no sense.
9. “The tallest man for your village
dey use ladder climb maggi.”
Why is he even climbing maggi?
10. “The richest man for your village
dey use shovel drink garri.”
Wetin concern me?
11. “Your scatter scatter teeth like
James Bond bullet.”
Kai! This one used to pain.
12. “You shit here, shit here, shit
here, dey find the LCM.”
This one was just extra razz.
13. “You bombastic element.”
Still don’t know what this means, but it used
to pain.
14. “American dusting powder.”
Every primary school girl’s favourite insult.
15. “Born by mistake.”
Ouch!
16. “Water and garri make eba on
your wedding day.”
The most annoying answer to “what?”
17. “Tear tear, patch patch, omo
baba shoemaker.”
Cc
Lalasticlala

Mercy

Hmm...fear don catch the person

Wasted life

Tobiee:
[email] Yeah. Okay, cool. [/email]

What abt u? Wt uni

bigneorapz:
which school is ur first choice? I stay in uyo too

Unilag,I dnt stay in uyo

Tobiee:
[email] Did you print your e-registration slip already? If yes, that means you good to go. Cause some cyber-cafes work with the accredited centres. BTW which course and uni? [/email]

Really thank God,was askd to com bak,unilag

Profbrian:
just wanted to ask, ure my sister's namesake though an am frm uyo, wer r u

Oh okay,frm akwaibom nt based dr

Tobiee:
[email] Abadie? You don reg.? [/email]

Lol,fyn..sure jst dt the registration centre is nt among the list of accredited centers I saw

Profbrian:
Aidy97 ure an akwa ibomite?

Yes,any questn?

When I took the ciprotab,it made me throw up after every food I eat,I guess it has a wide range of side effects

saxwizard:
198

1/2 ×198 + 1 = 100

Rong!
Its suposd to be half of the birds plus the number of birds + 1
Dts
1/2*198+198+1=298

66birds
Let the number of birds be x
X+x/2+1=100
Solving tru,the ansa is 66

Number1 nails it all

Eyah..God help dem

God help dem