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trutharena: Which dirty bond, you are still bonding with the ways at which Yorubas are killing the North with their Army and police abi? Dey play. 1 Like |
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PandoraObi:Hahaha Mr righteous coward the thread say Hausas and not Obi, please continue the insult on Obi and let's see how your one term president will win a second term, all we re waiting is just for the right time and we will turn the lesson teaching table around but for the mean time, stop advertising your brand of contergious cowardice, is not marketable. 3 Likes |
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Philipponzaghi: See them righteous cowards, they have lost their voice out of fea for their slave masters, upon a sudden they are no longer burning their region, you are now begging technically, awom unity beggers. 3 Likes |
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GeneralPula: Haters always plying the righteous card.. Atiku attack you, you call Obi, Hausas called Tinubu a donkey you call Igbo, an Hausa man slap you at Mile 12, you run to an Igbo man's shop to start shouting from a mile away cos your cowardice will never alow you close, a Fulani killed your Obas like common chicken thief you blame the Igbo, a Fulani snatch your girl friend you shout Igbo, is that not the height of obsession over a tribe that is greater than your entire miserable existence? 4 Likes |
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TrackerSK:Don't mind the clever hypocrite, they mistaken hypocrisy for cleverness. 1 Like |
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GeneralPula:Superior cowards you mean.. oole oshi 1 Like |
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PandoraObi:Ronu pig face the north na, wetin? Why human being go dey fear like house rat? Oga you Yorubas has to work on your psychic and confidence cos you people's cowardice is becoming irritating 5 Likes 1 Share |
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*The man who caused the death of thousands, destruction of entire cities and immense misery to his own people!* *Ismail Haniyeh* nursed a scotch and nibbled at exotic Ali Pasha kebabs in his luxurious West Bay villa in Qatar while watching the Al Jazeera news. Safely ensconced in his villa in Doha, he enjoyed the millions he had made by milking the international aid given to Palestinians and the 20% entry tax on all goods entering Palestine through underground Hamas tunnels. He kept on urging Hamas and Palestinians to fight on. Oblivious to the misery and sacrifice of the common Palestinian while he sat safely in the lap of luxury in Doha. Haniyeh was looking forward to his meeting with the Iranian Defense Minister *Mohd. Reza Ashtiani* on his forthcoming trip to Iran to attend the inauguration ceremony of the Iranian *President Masoud Pezeshkian.* His plan was to persuade and involve the Iranians in direct conflict with Israel so that Israel had to fight on multiple fronts. At exactly the same time, *David Barnea,* the head of Mossad gave the green signal to the meticulously planned assassination of the Head of Hamas. It was a deeply weighed decision as in all probability, it would lead to direct conflict with Iran. They couldn't afford to fail as the conflict with Iran would be for no gains if Ismail Haniyeh lived. *He had to die.* Israel had vowed to exterminate the head of the hydra headed demon called Hamas after the October atrocity. They knew when Haniyeh would be in Tehran. As Mossad's previous records show, they have never failed to keep their promise. *The Plot:* As soon as the green signal was received from David Barnea, the deeply embedded Mossad Agent in Tehran was activated. He knew the plan like the back of his hand and he checked out the equipment he needed. Not much, just a remote activated electronic transmitter on which any aircraft or missile could home in when activated. Israel knew that placing a bomb or getting a person to shoot Haniyeh was impossible because Haniyeh's residence in Tehran was guarded like the Fort Knox by the Iranian Revolutionary Guard. An airstrike by Israeli Airforce fighters was also out of the question as Tehran was a long way off and Israeli aircraft would be spotted by Iranian radars well before they crossed the border and would be eventually shot down. So it had to be something that the Iranian air defence won't be able to spot or defend in time. The weapon of choice was the *Lockheed ARRW Hypersonic missile.* Capable of Mach 5 speed, (a mile in a second) and double the speed of any fighter aircraft, a weapon whicht no radar will be able to track or missile shield be able to defend. It could carry a lethal war head that could demolish an entire building. The US gifted the missile, which was still in its prototype stage, to Israel for this specific purpose. The plan was that the Mossad Agent would leave a car parked in front of Haniyeh's residence in Tehran. The old Toyota would have the transmitter hidden in the audio system of the car. The agent would station himself about half a kilometer from the spot and monitor the car through binoculars. He would activate the transmitter by remote as soon as Haniyeh came home. The active transmitter would send the signal to the Israeli missile bunker just beyond the Iranian border and the missile crew would fire as soon as they received the signal. This would ensure that Haniyeh was home when the missile hit. *The Execution:* As D-Day arrived, the Mossad agent drove the car to Haniyeh's residence and left it outside. He went back to his perch on the 3rd floor of the building from where he would monitor the car. As the day progressed, the agent's heart skipped a beat when he saw the guards check out the abandoned car but didn't find anything suspicious in it. There were no explosives packed inside, he had hidden the transmitter well. Within minutes, Haniyeh arrived after the inauguration of the Iranian President and went straight in. He had a couple of hours to spare before his meeting with the Defence Minister, so he called a private number and asked his Iranian mistress to come over. He was blissfully unaware that the Mossad agent had already activated the transmitter and a hypersonic missile was screaming towards him at over 6000 kms/hr. The missile took 16 mins to reach Tehran, 1000 miles away from the Israeli border at Mach 5 speed. It smashed into Haniyeh's residence and reduced Haniyeh to _keema_. The Hamas couldn't even find any human remains to bury their esteemed leader. *Mission accomplished* The Demon was dead. Mossad's mission was accomplished and Israel readied for the Iranian+Hamas combined retaliation. As of latest, the Iranian leader Ali Khamenei has called for a massive retaliatory strike on Israel. They are just undecided as to what form it will take, but it will come for sure in the near future! *Long live Israel.* *Source:* _Ex Mossad agent's revelations in the dark web._😳🫡🫡. 7 Likes 3 Shares |
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Kingsmeal:Yorubas are killing Northernas |
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opamoses1:And hw many bottles of Yoruba agbo will be the equivalent.. Aran oko 2 Likes |
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helinues:Loo at a jobless tout talking, almajiri bring your plate make we give you food 3 Likes 1 Share |
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yarimo:Mr man stop this your stupid games it won't pay you cos we are wiser, the Fulanis are the ones calling for protest but you left them to finger point others who don't give a shit about your miserable existence. Make una price Igbos make thunder fire una generation. 5 Likes 1 Share |
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Islie:Another Yoruba Legacy of corruption and gross abuse of office.. pathetic people. |
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Ogonimilitant:Afonjas at it again, they have taken skull mining to a whole new level. Yorubas have graduated from Skull mining to Skull kidnapping, what a people!!! 3 Likes |
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EcoNews:But I gave the analysis from the day their visits to the terrorist in chief was made public. I have already stated their game formation here on nairaland that, Ali Modu Sherif will begin the operations from the North East, El Rufai will step up the attack from the North West, while Kwankeaso will keep them busy in Kano, them Atiku will use his stateman posture to receive them as he will watch the North burn Asiwaju to submission. Is it not happening before your very eyes? |
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ShinnBet:Thrash! 5 Likes 1 Share |
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goodnessme1:Where are the Omo ales from South West making noise since morning insulting a man greater than all their ancestors combine 4 Likes 2 Shares |
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Antitankweapon:There is a strong growing resentment against the Fulanis in the North.. My friend was talking about it last time we spoke as it seems the Hausas and the indeginious people in the north have woken up to the reality as the Fulanis are now calling for peace which the Hausas are rejecting vehimentlt. I learnt that the movement is being lead by a woman activist and the matter is strong to the point that the Hausas are asking the Fulanis to leave.. Sadly, this development are not being reported by the mainstream media but I came to make sense of it all just last week when the presidency is asking the Sultan to do more in settling the rift between the Hausas and the Fulanis something according to my friend now sounds impossible. My own be say make we down south watch out for any form of mass migration of the Fulanis down south as the north are ready to send them parking. 2 Likes |
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Sharpsharp00123:Mr Organized people abeg keep quite, the report is exposing the Rae you are selling your ancestral lands and you are here typing trash. Organized my foot, you are organized and have the highest rae of touts in Nigeria, you are organized you have the highest rate of homeless and hungry folks in the country, you are organized, you have the worst case of open deffication. Each time the counter your laxitues you will start preaching like one confused proff and be quoting useless morals the entire Yoruba race will never have in a Billion years The stat is simple, keep selling till we buy up your entire land and even the palace of the Alafin and Oni will be for sale soon. |
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Cindypresh:The aim is to educate some Lagos deportees that it's only people that sell lands that their lands and properties before they sell it. Again, it is to remindt the shanties dwellers that, no one s brown roofs in Nigeria cos it's an eye sore to our landscape and a huge embarrassment at that ![]() ![]() ![]() 1 Like |
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Zonefree:Agbado bureau of statistics based at Lagos- Ibadan expressway did. |
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Jokerman:No wonder the wil come tomthis forum. And. Start typing rubbish in the name. Of sounding intelligent... Now I. Know. Better, products of Teacher Eliza. 2 Likes |
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favor914:Oga abeg swarve, keep selling your ancestral lands to us to for you.. The report is apt and lucid, the 30 percent registration is not someone shanties and brown roofs cos una never see food chop talk more of changing your roofs or ing a death trap you call bulding. |
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Ibrahimcoomasie:30 percent ed shanties on brown roofs ha, notting Musa no go see for gate ![]() |
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hammer567:Abeg please help me ask the customer less palmwine tapper from Osogbo |
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hammer567:Don't mind the Yoruba bigots, the actual history is clear just tha our elders in their own wisdom did what they did but in actual sense we are Igbos by origin, thats just the plain truth When wike was campaigning for pdp ticket he came to Imo speaking flawless Igbo claiming to be Igbo, Amaeachi did the same. The Ijaws call us Igbos, so who is saying otherwise.. Go to etche where my younger sister was married, they are the custodian of Amadioha the Chief dety and god of the ancient Igbo race. So it's synanimiius to tell me that the Sango diety at Oyo but not in Ile ife for that the Oyo people are no longer Yorubas. 2 Likes |
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Paraman:My friend shut up, am from Ikwere, we are Igbos actually and we know that derp down our hearts, we only deny that for some reasons but in actuality we are Igbos. I can not be besting Emeka and my surname Eke and I cliam am not Igbo, when I travel to the north, my closest brothers I relate with are Igbos and not Yorubas So Yorubas should learn to mind your businesses and face what faces you hatefull and envious souls. |
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