NewStats: 3,265,490 , 8,186,934 topics. Date: Sunday, 15 June 2025 at 09:45 AM 11o6j

dechandel:
Dxplorer
how you doing?? Migrated to South Korea yet??

nope, still in the states, but got all the required vaccines. The worst of all was the smallpox Vaccine. the doctor had to infuse smallpox virus, along side with the vaccine into my body . In the process, 18 needles went through my veins. Shiit!

Right now, the smallpox is yet to heal, but I got to be careful and ensure proper seal on the bandage so that the it does not spread throughout my body and to folks I make body s with.
For caution, I haven't been to the gym for a week, because, I don't want the muscles stretch don't shift or break the bandage
#TeamSmallPox

dechandel:
#Xp17WhileYouWereGone
I put up a search committee to help find #Xp17..

I try abi? What is the full meaning of your own Xp?? Is it in anyway related to microsoft whatever too??

mama, XP for xplorer. It was my name at school back in those days. Initially, I was gonna my NL with xplorer, but it was already on NL's database as a member, then I opted for XP. At the time, I figured out that adding figure or figures to the xplorer would make it seems like another moniker to the same .

dechandel:
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I am good.. Aint you done scraping off snow from your pathway??
If yes,why have you not been around on here?

what happened while Baba was gone?

#BabaWhileYouWereGone.



I've been around though, but got limited time to get active on NL.

dechandel:
Hey you!!!

I'm still breathing . How you dey?

Lala247:
Ok ok can i woooooo
Xp17

Pls dont reject me lol

this event was meant to be the other way round. BTW, I no bold reject you

becoming successful has nothing to do with physical strength. This analysis is very lame though

I perceive many aunties refreshing over and over to see if they've been mentioned. Don't worry.

dechandel:

I really do not blame the person who tagged you an attention seeker earlier!!!



Boys sha

later, she would be moving from church to church with a bible as heavy as dangote 50KG cement for mr right, after chasing away 69 guys on one shot.

To me, I think she still lives in 1800BC. People way dey receives pm like PDP and APC rallies combined never showcase themselves na 2kobo own they shout like awilo. Phew


Wait make I check well whether my name the the .



Make I continue shovel snow jare

dechandel:
Atleast you should have learnt from Obama.. In the case of dual nationality
Jonathan never had the shoes to go dwell in another country so he basically knows nothing about dual citizenship

And by sometime in the future, are we looking at the next 5-10years Oh well, you just gotta get prepared. A whole new adventure awaits you..
And yea,goodluck with the ¥^¢¡°`^ language

And hopefully your caro will be in Seoul

now that Jonathan has shoes and being in the position to put shoes in others feet, what has he done, other than frequent appearance in for medical consultations.

The future should be 1-4 years. 10 years ke.

I love adventures. Prolly, I'd take some classes on Hangul language

Don't have enough energy for Caro hassle for now.

dechandel:
Ohh well..
Obama never taught you well?
All jokes

Happy president day then, tho i am not so sure if its still today o.. America has got time issues

Ermm.. South Korea for what again?? Is there economy that welcoming??

Obama ain't lecturer, Jonathan is.

President's day is today, you can ask Google if you oblivious about it. It got screwed by snow and I have been sleeping and watching movies all day. Phew .


I know nothing about south Korea's economy. I'm not going to get involved in their economical activities, just going on official purpose and I shall return back sometime in the future. Not really prepared for this though. Well, another language in bag.

dechandel:
Omo Naija kor
So why aint you sure of your vote eligibility?

Abi your own diasporan get coma?

And which is president's holiday o? Never heard of that?

waoo! I just confirmed from a friend who also has dual nationality, he said you can vote and also run for governmental positions in your former country and the vice president of his country, Liberia has two nationalities.

President's day is a federal holiday in the U.S to celebrate all the past presidents for their services.

BTW, I'm migrating to south Korea capital, Seoul sometime in June. Korea, my new home.

dechandel:
Another alien on nairaland
Where are you from??

alien ke I'm Omo naija to the core. green and white blood flow in my veins 100%.

Happy president's day holiday to you

dechandel:
Not eligible?? Age wise or what

age ke. pheww!
nationality wise, not too sure though.

dechandel:
Lmao!!
I thought you were joking when you asked about that orijin o.. Well, its really an alcoholic drink.. That is all i can say.

Breezed in just for me? I feel honored
Hello to you too.. Keep doing you

No mind the op wey post those pictures.. He doesnt know what an hourglass shape looks like
Ermm.. About the election,where will you vote from? Nairaland abi where?

no quams, that's if you borrow your voter's ID. i'll help you vote out GEJ.

i'm not really sure if i'm qualified as an eligible voter in nigeria to start with.

dechandel:
Lol
Now that you are back on nairaland,i take it that you've found caro??
Btw... I dunno what is orijin o i guess its the new word for coke

found Caro ke. The expressions used on orijin appears more like some kind of alcoholic beverage, just don't know how it looks like. Definitely not coke. . Cortana gave me the image below.metcheew!

I'm not fully back, just breezed in to say hello to you, That's all.

BTW, those ladies on the front page look obese and they need to hit the gym asap. God abeg oh.

Election on my mind

dechandel:
Halo Cortana or Microsoft Cortana

Where have you been??
Been looking around for you and Jbluv

you haven't answered my question though


As for me , i have been looking for caro, that is prolly why i have been on nairaland exile.
BtW, how have you been daddy's girl?

dechandel:
*Offers him a can of Orijin*

what does orijin looks like? Cortana doesn't know

@everyone, I'll be relocating from the united states to south Korea(Seoul) for official purpose, sometime in june. I'm kinda tensed up a little bit, although I like the Asian culture, but would have preferred places like Philippine or India if I had my way.
To the ogas at the top, how's life over there?

Do they have Nigerian/African cuisine over there where I can always my stomach?

Dunno if my HTC one m8 Verizon unlocked (windows version) would work over there.

As a guy, how would I fit into the system, especially with the language barrier?

How is the transportation system over there? or do I need a car asap, if I do, what procedures to follow in other to get a driver's license there?

How easy is it to learn their language? Do I need classes for it?

Finally, what are hopes of foreigners? Do they give preferential treatment from one nationality to the other?

Thanks in anticipation!!!

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shockwave91:
She go sweat 4 dat $10k 4 d nxt God knows hw many years

that's not a lot of money, oga. I'd take the cash though

farano:
At least you've learned that the plural of beginning is beginnings

you've "learnt" would be proper in your statement. learned is an adjective, not a verb.

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oscarpad:
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jaybiz007:
#

signs of bad day ahead

Tval:


Mikel dey sit down make dem colet dat chair for he yansh jor

i think it's been done by club seniority. All statesmen are seated except cech for uniformity. btw, mikel should have been next to drogba or terry, maybe becos of skin color, since they are minority, they want em scattered to make it even and placing Zuma in the far middle is very proper, otherwise, no body go for see our brother

who re Chelsea vs reading 10-14-06 (today, 8yrs ago) ? when john terry became our goalie to preserve the clean sheet and the 1-0 victory, after petr cech and Carlos cudicini were seriously injured.

Chelsea memories never fade.
we always every moment, good or bad.
unlike arsenal, we never bully those we have praised after their Stanford departure.
KTBFFH.

Caracta:


Go to bed. Lol @ sophisticated. Mtcheeeew.
You always act like you are the only one with a pëniss.

so you self na October person which end is it gonna happen at? btw, na kola elders dey chop, no be cake. no change am



@truckpusher, you ll never learn. one moment you ll be regreting of em ladies running away from becos you re a spoilsport to em and the next moment you ll forget and continue your narcissistical dogmatic mien. you be real akpos, I swear . as for me, I have started minding my business, trust me, It's a nice job.

Jbluv55:



*whispers to him*....extra rounds of what sire?

extra rounds as in boxing rounds you dont expect mike tyson and holyfield to just fight a single round in a championship encounter, do you?



abeg give me one chilled heineken to take celebrate columbus day.

courtios is phuking good. see the 58mins one on one he saved against Miralem Pjanic and dzeko 60mins free deadly header


btw, why are Azerbaijan players names end either with ev or ov and iceland players names all end with son
those names look ugboni-ish

dagentility:
I dont even know

I think my tip would work well on you.

I'd throw the ball to your court , by leaving you with a voice mail or text you to call me back at your pace. then, wait patiently for the magic to work in few days.

I'm very patient.