NewStats: 3,264,500 , 8,183,901 topics. Date: Wednesday, 11 June 2025 at 10:32 AM 3l5y53

Shock as how? This one shock anybody?

Melagros:

Mumu, is it Abyssinia or Ethiopia that is recognised today, for your information the Bible doesn't recognise the Abyssinia

Dull of you to think there was no history before the Bible. Dumb asf

Melagros:
COMRADES, Niger+Area =Nigeria
Ethiopia remains Ethiopia till date
Libya is still Libya till date

Ever heard of Abyssinia?

Stop spreading olodo history pls

Sanusi coming to speak up now but couldn't share the ideas with Buhari his kinsman when he was president

njikoka:
Tinubu is a disaster

Read again comrade. No be Tinubu dem fine o. Na Dozy Mmobuosi.

Abi how this one take be Tinubu issue again

aariwa:
Student loan or palliative of 20k ? Which school fees today in Nigeria is 20k naira ? A money that can can’t even buy you a good plate of fisherman soup with orishirishi …shame. Government of palliatives , propaganda, lies and deceit with no economic policy and no way forward for Nigeria. They want to turn their ers to almajiris by celebrating sharing of palliatives like this…20k and calling it student loan…shame…shame…shame

And you feel proud after typing this lie with your full chest. Stop commenting because you have data. Comment because you are informed or have something reasonable to say

vanbonattel:
If Abike didn't write the police when a while Oba of lagos threatened to drown a whole tribe in the lagoon, or when Lagospedia threatened Igbo people, then she is a bigger tribal bigot than the unknown woman who was using Amaka as her screen name.

The woman doesn't exist in any live search.

At least you can read and if you look well, the letter "" in NIDCOM means something. Are all these you're saying happening in the diaspora?

immortalcrown:
Is this about Ekweremmadu or an advert for a movie?

You're the first FTC I've seen with sense in a very long time on NL

Zooposki:


How long do you keep your cars?

I don't know we now nak cars

See this one openly displaying his stealing talent with full chest o

At least you have a job.

You don't want to hear how the country's treating unemployed ones like us

Na Trump go plan this thing

Nigeria! Just when you think you’ve seen it all, we go and change our national anthem back to the original “Nigeria We Hail Thee,” leaving “Arise, O Compatriots” in the dust.

With the economy wobbling like a drunk at an owambe and prices of petrol and food skyrocketing, this anthem switcheroo is the comic relief we didn’t know we needed.

Let’s dive into the hilarious reactions from various corners of Naija.

1. Assembly Confusion 101

At Government Secondary School, Ikorodu, the assembly ground is buzzing with confusion:

Principal: "Alright, everyone, we are now singing 'Nigeria We Hail Thee.'"

Student A (whispering): Bros, na new TikTok challenge be this?

Student B: Na the new anthem

Give school 2 students just 24 hrs, a new lyrics worth of a Tiktok challenge will fly



2. Market Women

Mama Chidinma gisting her fellow market woman about the new anthem

Mama Chidinma: "Anty Bisi, you don hear? New anthem don turn old anthem again!"

Anty Armanda: "Na wah o. As if na anthem we go chop."

Mama Chidinma: "Abi o! Anthem no go make rice cheaper."

Anty Armanda: "Next thing, dem go bring back shilling and kobo. Madness!"

But the truth is, market women are too busy haggling prices to bother with anthems. But don't be surprised if "Nigeria We Hail Thee" becomes their new song for attracting customers.

3. Tech Bros
The tech-savvy Nigerians, ever innovative, decide to integrate the anthem change into their daily grind.

They create a chatbot that sings "Nigeria We Hail Thee" in different Nigerian languages at the push of a button.
During coding marathons, one might hear, “Hey Siri, sing the national anthem,” and be treated to a robotic yet enthusiastic rendition. It becomes a thing to see who can get their virtual assistant to sing it with the least amount of lag.

https://sakadeli.com/embrace-the-new-old-national-anthem-nigeria-we-hail-thee/

This handler na weyrey 😹

talented321:
For the same kpekus i dey bleep everyday for free' akpo a o

Poverty o.

I don't pray my kids inherit this stinking poverty from me. ���

Vv

As Netizens, one needs to master the use of some frequent slang to have beautiful conversations on social media.

These slangs are unavoidable because they’re now gaining currency as their usage keeps conversations flowing.

Words like Mafo, Shalaye, E choke and many others have influenced our conversation on social media.

They are like a code language that takes frequent social media s to decipher.

The new code word gaining stature on social media today is “Sapa”.

Nobody could say the origin of this word but its usage has given shape to its meaning.

“Sapa” means a state of being extremely broke or poor.

“Sapa” can also mean a particular stage in one’s life where even the barest minimum becomes unaffordable.

It can lead to sudden mood swing, confusion, depression, and unexplained sadness.

In other words, “Sapa” is just another fancy name for being broke or the culminating point of brokenness.

It is accompanied by intense suffering and a splice of hunger.

It is a gentle killer that can force you to become gentle, feeling stranded…and you can’t easily escape it.

In one of Wizkid’s song titled “Thankful”, the term “Sapa” featured in it.

The verse goes thus:
“Who no know, make e come dey know o
Sapa dey kill person o”

Globally, “Sapa” is a pandemic to the homo sapien race.
Acute Sapa can make you warm Eba.
Unarguably, “Sapa” can make you cook “confusion rice” instead of “concoction rice”.

You don’t need to be told about Sapa. When it hits you know immediately.

I once overheard a father telling his lazy son that “Sapa shall not be defined to thee, Sapa explains itself when thee gets choked by it”.

“Sapa” is that level when your brokenness is even broke.

So many word variations have been coined from “Sapa”.

Words like sapalation, sapacolate, sapatians, sapatarians, sapabena, sapasexual e.t.c.

All these words are coined to suit your “Sapa” narratives.

My favourite expression derived from “Sapa” is “Sapa bien merci” which has been agreed upon by social media s to mean “Sapa, please have mercy”.

The only antidote to this “sapacious” malady is for one to hustle.

Working hard will assassinate “Sapa” in your life and prevent its transfusion from you to the unborn generations.

May the long hand of “Sapa” never locate us.

Saying “Amen” is not enough. Accompanying it with hard work is.

……….because God does not work for you, he works with you.
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I wish I can be in Laycon's shoe to feel what he's feeling

He bought herself another car.

God this guy be giving bloggers issue with her sex. E b tinz o

Teach me first.

When I make my first money I'll pay up.

Uyi168:
Video??..
Guy, forget it..

He don't no woriz goin on

Na ment?

When am I resuming?

0708 948 3951

Abi dem don share the slots finish ni.

I applied and did the test. Nothing since then o

mkoabiola:
Which ministry supervises ndlea sef?


What happens to their recruitment since then?

Nothing works in this country sef.


Nawa ooo

Mafo is a Yoruba word which literally means “Don’t break,” and figuratively “be strong, don’t be weak”.

This is a popular street slang among Nigerians at the same time it is a powerful motivation. The spirit of Mafo is one you can’t underestimate.

Mafo on the street is a mantra used to maintain an unbroken spirit and to revive our hopes.

Mafo is similar to what Femi Osifisan expressed to in his popular poem “Homeless, Not Hopeless”. You might be homeless but don’t be hopeless. Hence, he’s indirectly saying “Mafo”.

Mafo is a mantra that we should chew to maintain and sustain our candour in times of hardship.................

continue reading on https://afromedites./2020/02/28/mafo-the-unbreakable-spirit/

davidinchrist:

Yes, it is friend: grammatically or semantically.
Is money uncountable? No, not grammatically; you can have 2 naira NOT 2 monies.

Peace be with you.

No wonder my friend had two headaches yesterday

Headache is countable. Issokay

If you're here like me thinking it's Ricardo Kaka. Let's queue here abeg