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Vortex199: 6:35am On May 28
Nonsense undecided

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Vortex199: 6:19am On May 12
UFO? Una well? undecided
Vortex199: 12:50am On May 09
Do u have a picture of the nyash? I'm asking for a friend grin
Vortex199: 7:21pm On May 03
Who cares about this one's opinion? undecided

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Vortex199: 6:23am On May 03
Thieves. And that 80bn is just the one that was discovered. Imagine how much they must have stashed in other places undecided I swear this life nor balance at all

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Vortex199: 10:38pm On Apr 27
Mr Simpson cos of pusi undecided

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Vortex199: 5:42am On Apr 25
pansophist:
For a man or woman?

For a man its tough, unless you are from a united wealthy family that can soak up most of the blows life punches at you.

If you are like the average Nigerian, then it is a miracle if there is peace in your family, because peace and poverty are hardly found in the same place. Well put bro. You just wrote about my life I swear.

Financial pressure everywhere, from yourself and family, especially your parents who are weak and hoped you can carry on from where they stop, and do a better job than them.

If you are the first child, you don enter am. You are basically a parent to your parents and siblings. Most of your income will go to them.

You will notice that its easier now to get fat, because as we grow older, our metabolism decreases, and the body store most of the food we eat, making you look chubby, then rounded, then overweight.

The pressure to settle down will begin to mount up, and your best time would be in the past, when you were young, no responsibilities, and ignorant. Ignorant is happiness.

You will struggle to be happy, and your esteem will be bruised because the women that you find attractive, will not like you. You are probably not their speck, even if on an objective basis, you are doing better than them.

They you will arrive at a bitter conclusion that women are not looking for a good man doing fine, but for a wealthy man, with the hope that he is a good man. Accepting you are average will be painful, but you need not live in delusions.

those uncles that gave you 500 naira and biscuit when youre young, now you will be the uncle to their own kids.

People will be watching you, and if any improvement shows up in your life, it will attract request for assistance left and right, that due to self preservation, you will cut off some route from your path, and your whatsapp ''last seen'' status turned to invisible, or just go ghost mode.

Then you will come to appreciate your solitude, and realise that the only time you are free and can be yourself is when you are alone. When you were young, your father forced you to sleep, now you will be very happy to find time to sleep.

You will now also understand why young people fill the clubs, because the 30's and above are at home and actually enjoying the rent they paid heavily for. At best, a bar to drink and talk will hold more value than clubs.

You will now learn to appreciate your father and see clearly that he tried to raise maybe five kids, and handled it for decades. It will make it easy for you to forgive him for all the shortcomings you thought he had.

He was once your superman, but now, you can see clearly that he was just trying his best, and its your turn to go through that same route.

Vortex199: 1:52pm On Apr 21
Allow the dead to rest na. Wetin bdis ? undecided
Vortex199: 6:45am On Apr 19
Shoot your shot bro. What's the worst that can happen?
Vortex199: 10:14pm On Apr 18
Na lie abeg. Ex government officials should have a reasonable allowance or even pensions for life. I don't believe this

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Vortex199: 6:36am On Apr 14
This guy wan serve prison term.
Vortex199: 2:06pm On Apr 10
Noted. But with the epileptic power supply in Nigeria, I make sure I charge to 100 whenever I get the chance.

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Vortex199: 2:26pm On Apr 09
Scammerz.
Vortex199: 12:59pm On Apr 07
Oloki:
Abacha
as in ehn undecided the first day I taste this I was like wtf was all the hype about?

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Vortex199: 8:09pm On Apr 06
[email protected] thank you.
Vortex199: 7:53pm On Apr 06
LegendHero:
Be like NDLEA self don dey part of NCAN.

Why are they including the people local government of origin on that placard?
ENUGU!!! grin cheesy grin
Vortex199: 7:49pm On Apr 05
Allow the dead to rest na.

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Vortex199: 8:04am On Apr 02
This woman na 31 years? Looks more like 51 to me

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Vortex199: 7:58am On Apr 02
AMD??
Vortex199: 1:22pm On Apr 01
Let him rot in jail. Shebi all of us dey for zoo?

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Vortex199: 12:13am On Mar 31
Scripted comments. Yimu grin

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Vortex199: 1:45pm On Mar 29
SuperOnyi:


shocked


Go tell him that on the comments section. Everything you see in that video is calculated. I won't say more than this. Our plan is going exactly as we wanted, human psychology is crazy cheesy.
undecided
Vortex199: 8:51am On Mar 29
Samantha125:
What's up with the fake American accent?🤦🤦🤦

And must you always be showing us your hairy chest?😩😩😩
Was wondering the same too, he looks gay himself like wtf are u talking about undecided Coming online half naked man

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Vortex199: 8:47am On Mar 29
Take heart lipsrsealed

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Vortex199: 8:43am On Mar 29
Shawarmagirl:
When I hear people say 'one day Nigeria go better' I laugh at their stewpidity. The best of Nigeria anybody is dreaming about is what they are experiencing now. Nigeria will never be better than it is today.
I beg to differ. Nigeria will be better someday. But only when you and I wake up and do something about the current crop of leaders,or future leaders that occupy public offices that matters

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Vortex199: 8:36am On Mar 29
Old Ars*hole wrecking havoc on the lives of Nigerians with useless policies,while he wines and dines in his mansions with nothing to worry about. Is this relic in office worth celebrating?

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Vortex199: 12:53pm On Mar 28
cool

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Vortex199: 3:11pm On Mar 27
I guess no second chance for me then. Anyways may God bless u abundantly for all the people u have made to smile today @guobe
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