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Valobit(f): 1:10am On Apr 14, 2022
congratulations!!

these are huge wins

rooting for you




Funmicoconuts:
A very long time no update wink

A lot has happened between the last time and now so let me share a little with you kiss

We are still very very much in the business of churning out amazing coconut products.

In 2021 we moved to a bigger factory space....Way bigger than where we were before kiss

We got NAFDAC CERTIFIED in 2021 also after 1year 2months of processing kiss

We rebranded our packaging and also renamed some of our products in line with NAFDAC directives in 2022 kiss

We become a LIMITED LIABILITY COMPANY in 2022 kiss

So far so good.....We have grown since the last time you saw us here wink

God has been faithful.

Our Instagram page still remains : @funmicoconuts
WhatsApp : 08036965028

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Valobit(f): 11:14pm On Apr 12, 2022
you sef dey wonder

5th child? at 34 years? in this awesome economic we are in

i am sure they must have told her to go for CS but she refused


LadyRosa:
5th child at 34 angry

Rip

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Valobit(f): 10:18pm On Apr 12, 2022
she isn't applauding
she is not happy
vastolord4:
Who in his right mind would applaud his daughter in bikini?
Valobit(f): 10:06pm On Apr 12, 2022
Valobit(f): 10:01pm On Apr 12, 2022
So you us now, abi
when Ukranians were maltreating African students, that paid hefty sums of money to school in your country, you didn't know we exist
when Africans froze to death due to the maltreatment meted out to them, you were unaware

abeg carry una matter comot for hia

Kingsnairaland:

https://www.aljazeera.com/news/2022/4/12/ukraines-zelenskyy-requests-address-with-africa-union?fbclid=IwAR05-A_OOMLKkBG_DmAuvGsTEyjPgi7rL5NVLTZZeTMLFUxN3qutanptiss&sf163332803=1

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Valobit(f): 12:47pm On Mar 03, 2022
read the post again!!!

Samfloxin:
The value of their currency to naira?
Valobit(f): 7:12pm On Feb 25, 2022
See how beautiful she looked before the surgeries
Haba!!!!

Now, she looks like....





ben10th:
A plastic surgery-addicted social media star who boasts 'the world's fattest vagina' has revealed she identifies as a gay man named Sebastian Pickles.

OnlyFans model Mary Magdalene opened up about her gender identity during an Instagram Q&A on Tuesday, and also said she's considering silicone implants on her legs to achieve a more muscular look.

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-10540853/Woman-worlds-fattest-vagina-says-identifies-man.html?ns_mchannel=rss&ns_campaign=1490&ito=1490















Before surgery



Valobit(f): 12:13am On Feb 15, 2022
go to Twitter and search the following people:
Uncle Sola (Push Relationship Group)
Gbenga Samuel Wemimo
Bamidele Eyitayo
Earthworker (TEAMi)
Oduonyi Bibama
Brother Stephen

follow them
engage their tweets
their fellowships

you will see a light


Exprofressor:
I will try to be brief as I can. Pls read on

I was born in a broken home from two different tribes in the country.
My late mom was a lecturer in one of the state polytechnics though she resigned her job when she couldn't cope with her mental illness. Me and my siblings were only in primary school then

My dad showed no concern for her health and came back to his hometown engaging himself in politics that have benefitted him nothing.

Me and my elder bro grew up with our dad while my two little sisters stayed with my mom, though we lost our last born the year 2005

I grew up with asthma and lacked mother's care. My dad and extended family even my grannies disliked me because they taught I was slow and couldn't cope with my mates

The truth is that my asthma was severe. I couldn't move an itch without my inhaler. The abuse got worse when in my early youth I couldn't do basic work to earn like my mates by working on building sites.

I was called lazy and the day I tried to prove I wasn't lazy, I nearly died of cement dust

My mom died last year April
She died poor and in pains due to liver disease.

I didn't giving my mom anything substantial before her demise, though i didn't have, but I feel I wasted my early youth by not making use of the best opportunity that presented itself after I left secondary which would have bettered me

Few years before her death she pleaded I move to stay with her. I couldn't because she lives in Northern Nigeria and there's no job in the area. I am in deep pains!

My mum mental health resulted to her adding hypo in her food and water claiming it's a cure for BP.(she also have BP)
I feel I am responsible for her death and hate myself for not reaching for my mom when she needs me. If I was around she wouldn't have drank hypo occasionally thereby destroying her liver


Now I feel I am becoming a demon. I hate helping people, infact when I see people in need I withhold any kind of help because God didn't give me chance to offer help to the woman I love most. I think because I couldn't do for my late mom no one is worth it.

My lack of empathy is growing by the day.
My girlfriend left, saying she couldn't cope, she says I have to start forgiving myself.
Do you believe I refused rendering help to my dad when he had accident? This was even before my mom died

I have taught about suicide but I can't just imagine how my bro will feel. Despite causing him pains too, he have always tolerated me and I know the damage my death will cause him. I wish I was never his brother


Pls I am tired of being angry and depressed
Is there a remedy for me? Sometime I think I behave abnormal, I really don't know if I am mentally insufficient too

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Valobit(f): 12:00am On Feb 15, 2022
my thoughts exactly

tutudesz:
Which kind church name be this
All Saints Development Church of Christ undecided
Valobit(f): 11:59pm On Feb 14, 2022
so his job is to win Access bank marathon annually
because
20,000 United States Dollar equals 2,273,000.00 Kenyan Shilling
HonNL:


Barmasai was the Access Bank 2020 Champion finishing @ 2.10.22 secs.
Valobit(f): 11:45pm On Feb 14, 2022
* better send the girl back before she becomes the new madam



Nedangel:
So this girl ( 15 years) was brought to my house by my wife after my wife gave birth a year after. My wife said she really needs someone to help her, but I kicked against it. After much pestering from my wife, I agreed.

I sooo much have feelings for this girl.
I have fought it so much. Some times my wife is out/ travels and am alone with her and kid when am back from work. But this strong feeling comes up and I feel like having her. Most times I find my self thinking about this girl. It's to the point that my chest pains me.. When I ask my wife for s*x, Most times & always she says she's tired.

Please it's really affecting me, it's eating me up. I need suggestions/ advice from my well meaning Nairalanders. Thanks allot.
Valobit(f): 10:53pm On Feb 14, 2022
so you spend about 40K monthly?

humility33:
I save around 70% of my salary that's 100k monthly
Valobit(f): 10:11pm On Feb 14, 2022
for once i agree with this moniker

goshikid:
undecided

You self try invite your mama make she come stay make the equation balance
Valobit(f): 10:03pm On Feb 14, 2022
The names of the other police officers arrested alongside Kyari are; A Sunday Ubuah, ASP Bawa James, Inspr. Simon Agrigba and John Nuhu. Another officer involved in the case, ASP John Umoru is currently on the run.

Sunday Ubuah
Bawa James
Simon Agrigba
John Nuhu
John Umoru


John, Simon,Sunday, James

all Christian names

yeye dey smell

aminulive:
POLITICSNIGERIA.COM



https://politicsnigeria.com/cocaine-trafficking-names-of-police-officers-arrested-alongside-abba-kyari-list/

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Valobit(f): 8:22am On Feb 07, 2022
if he was well fed, will he steal meat from pot?
abeg, try to dey reason small
so because of meat, the boy should be turned to meat, okwaya?

Think9ja:
undecided

Both the woman and the boy are guilty.

He's guilty for stealing meat from pot, and she's evil for inflicting injuries on him

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Valobit(f): 8:03am On Feb 07, 2022
which diabolical woman slammed her little maid to the floor?
could you show me the link?
i hope the woman is cooling in Kirikiri

AfroKnight:
Women (Feminists) come here to demonise men and tell the world how children are not safe with men, but the irony is found among those women who employ maids.

The fact is women can be terrible, evil bosses as evidenced in the lives of powerless house maids and step children.

That viral video of a woman, who lifted her little maid and slammed the girl to the floor repeatedly, lives rent-free in my head.

Shall we therefore organise a campaign to protect vulnerable children from women? Should we also stoop as low as feminists to show them their hypocrisy?

Lock this woman up for life. A normal person in rage would have stopped at the first cut after hearing the screams of the child and drawing blood, but this woman actually went ahead to give this child MULTIPLE CUTS! She should not be allowed out of prison for the rest of her life.

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Valobit(f): 7:53am On Feb 07, 2022
look at the evil face of a wicked woman
ahan!!!!!!


Aonkuuse:


He wrote:



https://twitter.com/Jay_2808/status/1490273754793971714?t=M1EkFyL_uVdu0rVr1JsViw&s=19
Valobit(f): 11:59pm On Feb 06, 2022
My brother, forgo the laptop
your life is far more precious
the girl can make good her threat to get boys to beat you up
God will provide another laptop for you

Beautifulearth:
Please how do I go about this, I just broke up with my girlfriend and my laptop which I lend her to use when hers was faulty and this babe said she’s not returning anything that we have been useful for each other in the relationship. She even threatened to set boys up against me if I dare come to her side for it and I need the laptop cos of my stuffs on it.
Her mother said I shouldn’t involve her that she didn’t give me her daughter, this is a woman I have been good to in the past
Valobit(f): 11:57pm On Feb 06, 2022
help me ask o!!
at 15, i was thinking of GCE, WAEC AND JAMB


Michelle70:
Wtf is going on?
When I was 15, I was asking people if them fit solve quadratic equation.
How did we come this low?

Valobit(f): 11:56pm On Feb 06, 2022
Jesus is Lord!!!

what is with our young people and fast money?
this boy is still a child?
what does he need this kind of wealth for at this age?
Oluwa ooo!!!!

browngh:
A 15-year-old boy takes to social media to challenge those who seem to be iring his status as he outlines some of the conditions that come with it.

In the short video, the boy could be seen randomly spraying his money while bragging and outlining the scary requirements.

A bag filled with hard currency was also spotted in the video.

Voice in the clip proclaimed thus.

"You fit do ritual? You get mind? You fit baf soap dey see spirit for night? You wan die young?”

Watch the video below:

https://www.instagram.com/tv/CZlruDYAQGp/?utm_medium=copy_link
Valobit(f): 11:51pm On Feb 06, 2022
wait o!! what do you mean?
edakun! what did i miss by not being at the party?



Thandiubani:
Nigerian actress, Eniola Bus held her all-white party recently.

Many celebrities including Olamide, Zlatan, Wande Coal, Portable, Bobrisky were present to her.

It was indeed a fun occasion as the celebrities celebrated with the actress who couldn't hide her happiness.

If you weren't there, you seriously missed.

https://www.instagram.com/p/CZkNZVeDsqx/

Watch the video how it all went down:


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fGdf905gnv4
Valobit(f): 11:43pm On Feb 06, 2022
the thing tire person
haba!!!!!! embarassed embarassed embarassed embarassed


Toks2008:
The type of stories one reads these days.
Valobit(f): 11:25pm On Feb 06, 2022
very long hiiiiissssssss

calmness0:
I honestly don't understand why people accept challenges in Gods name, even if He uses you, do you have to dare Him so as to trend on social media? When the Spirit of God left Samson, Bible said that Samson stood to do as he used to before, but the Spirit of God already left him.

Poster above me, stole my ftc. You post thread, collect ftc untop angry

Poster below me lipsrsealed

Valobit(f): 4:59pm On Jan 27, 2022
So many issues, and the church still has ?

Disgracing the gospel upandan



Funnyandviral:
Aggrieved church of The Master's Court, Ilorin, Kwara state came out to protest against their pastors attitude, by locking down the church.

The complained about how their pastors showed less concern about loss of , too much looting of and pastor not listening to complains.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Eos1xlhYfo
Valobit(f): 3:22am On Jan 24, 2022
my brother/sister, you need a change of heart truly



Gospel2Day:


I have no problem with the both of Brothers Dunsin and Nathaniel.
The issue about them is that they do not publicly denounce worldliness and promote modesty. I love and listen to their songs, but I can't invite them to come and sing in my church because they will bring their female backups who are worldly in their appearance.
As per the Scriptural references, check 1 Timothy 2 : 9.
Valobit(f): 3:17am On Jan 24, 2022
proper osu

the man is a proper Pharisee
his heart is darker than that of Judas

just negodu the nonsense he spewed


Olam09:


This one na osu...
Valobit(f): 11:20pm On Jan 22, 2022
try YouTube, there are many video tutorials there
while watching, you could come across adverts that promise to teach art, click on them
rooting for you

Dagger111:
I don't learn sketching anywhere, it is just a natural gift. However, i need a tutor to be more effective and learn new skills in the art world. Though, i am a force man in the military but i still want to learn more skills in art. I will respectfully take my tutor seriously, leave the force pride and act as an apprentice. Great Artists in the house, pls kindly check my art work out and show me my errors.

1st picture - Pablo Escobar.

2nd picture - Late Brig Gen Benjamin Adekunle (My mentor in the military).

3rd picture - Oba Adeyeye Ogunwusi Ojaja II Oni of Ife.

4th picture - King of the jungle, Lion.
Valobit(f): 10:26pm On Jan 22, 2022
#looonnnnng hissssss#

NovesaTillie:
Please I need only matured minds on this.
It's a serious matter.

My elder sister and her husband were married for 5 years and separated November last year but not divorced yet, though the families have been trying to reconcile them to come back together but my sister's husband has been adamant about it.

I noticed that ever since his separation from my sister he started visiting my place and now it has become frequent. I allowed it because I see him as a brother but now I am starting to really enjoy his company. He has been helping me out with stuffs and still maintains his kindness towards my parents.

He proposed marriage to me yesterday and I have been confused. I will be 30 by February 2nd.
Should I accept his proposal?
Valobit(f): 9:57pm On Jan 22, 2022
this woman no fine sha!!

why can't her products save her?

yeye dey smell
Valobit(f): 9:19pm On Sep 12, 2020
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