NewStats: 3,265,246 , 8,186,120 topics. Date: Saturday, 14 June 2025 at 04:52 AM 2g6p2f

scentmarlc:
it depends on who yu are eyeing oooo.

Their brideprice varies: but be aware adeh39 is not on the radar. She is their momcy.

Twaci is the eldest daughter and she is my fav princess. So her brideprice is two lamboghini, 2 twin dublex in dubai, 2 hectare of land in lekki, and two billion dollars.......yu stil dey der dey look?

Tohpahz is so precious to me. So if yu want her hand iN marriage, all yur family must swear an oath of allegiance to treat her like a queen she is. And yu must pay 10 billion dollars pere.........yu neva run?

Trypa na one princess after my heart. So if yu want her hand in marriage, yu must show how powerful yu are and how much strength yu gat. So, yu are gona sleep in the lions den in safari reserve for just 3 days. If u survive, then yu are frEe to deposit 5billion in the family's offshore ........wher yu dey run go?

Those are ma marriageable girls for now. Leave aminat508, she don get fiance.

Lmao ooo u no well I swear u got mi rodf ha dis my dad eh

scentmarlc:
awhh come on....na yu be mumcy na. Twacy tohpahz and trypa are d daughters and cowleg, braintouch are their brothers.....haba shey u no sabi ya pikin again??

LolZ who b ur daughter?


U no say I go fit adah39

scentmarlc:
My e-family whats happening with Mr nairaland na.....who are we following.....abi shey make yur daddy contest nii??

Cc:
Adeh39 twaci tohpahz trypa subbied aminat508 braintouch sweetsoup dharay99 cutehector agarawu23

Oya go na I dey ur back


My flowwy dey campaign too o

lanicky:



Lol......*brings out holy cane* oya! Where them dey? I won beat daylight outta them.

Better for u oh

KingTom:
NYAAAAAAAAAANNNNSSSSHHHHHH!!!!!!!!



BIG NYAAAAAAAAAANNNNSSSSHHHHHH! !!!!



FAIR NYAAAAAAAAAANNNNSSSSHHHHHH! !!!


BLACK NYAAAAAAAAAANNNNSSSSHHHHH!!!!!!!!



CHAI I LOVE WOMAN NYAAAAAAAAAANNNNSSSSHHHHHH LIKE KILODE!

dis boy o,who release u from yaba left eh. Infact the person wia do u dey 6ft above ground



Lanicky our family doctor ave run mad again o

Twaci:
*cracks gun* Who be dat?!

Na kidnappers o

immortalvoices:
Kingtom ggrin KelvinGraphics Charijee DaveP Trypa Chimerase2

and my queen lanicky
I'M BACK!!!!!!

Hehehe welcome compansion how r u dear hope u r ok?

lanicky:


Lol....

Na so u wan take fight for mi?

pbs4real:
u ke? U knw dy go anywre. . . . .we mst go dt tin by fire by force. .

LolZ u well kwa?

dre11:



These are traces of an unstable minded guy and I don't know how some girls/ladies could think of having a home with these guys without some problems be ause of his temperament.




Am sure the guy would have both emotionally and physically abuse this girl in the course of this relationship and she never backed out or see it as something that is the norm...... Thinking she would change him/ or he would change when he become a father ........







Wasted life

I u


Some girls sha

Your plans are not gona work

pbs4real:
wre ma bodyguards?oya hold trypa lets go. .

scentmarlc:

What will you do if such happens. Will yu leave d guy?

Fight for ur love

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LolZ where u been dey sleep b4 na for literature section

Heheh see kidnap o!!! Lanicky o see they want to kidnap mi
Tohpehez where u dey!twaci they wan kidnap mi o

pbs4real:
see trypa ooh,wre u dey run go? U mst me 4 dis section. .

PervyByNature:
shuga mamah

pbs4real:
b4 nko. . .wre u 4 recommend?

U no see literature abi?

LolZ
I know fit laugh o
Mi no get anything to do there
I wan go sleep for literature section gudnite

sainty2k3:

I rarely comment on that issue or that session of Nl but We are both here tonight . that means all of us are fishy .lol I dey look u with two eyes sef. BTW nice profile

pbs4real:
trypa u sef knw as e dey go for sexuality nah. . . Abeg onihaxy,dioxidane,livingtainment and pastoraji aka opa mose. . .we get fresh blood inside building. .

LolZ fresh blood kwe abeg make I run for my life
Dis section no decent for mi at all

sainty2k3:
Don't tell me the fish is smelling already By the way what exactly are u insinuating

Heheh of all places in dis big forum u only say sexuality
I dey look u with one eye o

pbs4real:
uw. . . Trust me u @ the ryt section. . .no dull moment. . I'll intro u to some couple of fwends on sexuality. .trust me its fun. . .

Of aLl places sexuality? U nEver talk wia u wan carry here enter

sainty2k3:

What a good way to start, u are the very first I'll showing such gesture here on NL. Just pitch your tent by me there lotta shade here. Wink

Heheh dis boy deris something fishy in ur cupboard heheh

peeparty:
All d best bae

Tanx

peeparty:
All d best bae

Tanx

Funny thread



Well I will loff him more loL just like mizmycoil said n a well prepared kiss






























N bye bye

I agreed to what d person above mi said


I just hope I don't get entangle with sure person





Run out of stage

lanicky:
Emodee!! That ur song ehn!
I reserve my comment

chimrase2! Where u dey fah? I just they miss u

KingTom!!!!!!! Imported ok****
ggrin....na me be lesbian! May goat **** u.
LogoDWhiz hun....howdy?
dre11 sweetheart....howdy?

Dad Lagunna1...hope u're good?
harlos...why're u cheating on me?
Immortalvoices...I'm missing you...there's nothing I can do bout it' though *sniffs*

InMyOpinion...dunno what's wrong...*shey u get?*

Sis charijee! I'm worried...xoxo worried.
Bro JeffreyJamez...I'm not happy.

Princesschi...hope u're good?

Jigsawkillah...my rong rust fwend

Trypa...ao's life?
daveP...eku ise Oluwa oo.

toniro dear....where @ though?

Who else Chai! I don old.

Oh! Cdamsel.. Mrs KelvinGraphics. Goodevening ma'am.

Whoosh! can't wait to see a new dawn.

Kingtom o I love u
Ggrin I like u
Jefferyjames I miSs u
Charujee I lofe u
Lanicky u need more dan a kiss I love u
Davep love u
Cdemsel love u
Toniro I love u
Kelvingraphic u r wonderful
Dre11 love u
LogoDwhizy muahh
Princesschi muahh

MzLaurel:
Woa! I've bn in nairaland prison for the past 2 days...lol

So...it came and went. U know what I mean? Miss nairaland contest.
I got to the final through the help of God.some people and especially Lanicky.

To lanicky.....u're God sent, u treated me like ur blood sister. When I told her I wanted to contest she disagreed....lol. She said "oh know! Laurel, I don't want to contest, because u can't stand the hit" she also told me her friend (trypa)wanna contest..... I was "okay no problem" but in my mind......I didn't give up.
That was why I verified late. When campaign started, there's no one to campaign for me. I ran to lanicky again. I begged her.....then she said okay I'll help you. For some days she campaigned for me and trypa.

She did so many things for me......even more than the price money. Lol.
Immediately after campaign, she called me. She said "laurel! Pls when voting start, I will campaign for you but I'll vote for 3 people*trypa, twaci and you*
She's sincere, straight forward and always willing to help. Thanks lanicky u're the best.

Thanks to the people who showed me love......thanks to my e family .

dre11....thanks hun
LogoDWhiz...thanks sweet
Princesschi...thanks
Trypa....thanks
Bro JeffreyJamez.....thanks
daveP and Trypa.....thanks
Midehi....thanks
Luckygurl....thanks
Teespice....thanks
Lagunna1...thanks
STARSHYNE ...thanks
Jigsawkillah.....thanks
Joecutie.....thanks for ur help.
KelvinGraphics....can't thank u enough..thanks.
Fembleez1.....I owe u bro. Thanks.
Omavik...thanks sister
Jaybee....thanks.
Lady farano...thanks ma'am.
KingTom...thanks
Pinkfeet1....thanks.

To my followers.....u'all are blessing in disguise. Thanks. I love ya'all

Thanks to every1 who ed me....TOP 5 NO BE JOKE OOOO. Thanks. God bless.



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To my fellow contestants... We're all beautiful, intelligent and a QUEEN. Kudos to you all8)

Tophaz...congratulations dear.
Twaci
Takim107
Trypa
Adeh39.....thanks dear....sorry for what I said
Vickydera02
Mziceberry
Lurlah2014
SandraHnaub.....like seriously, u're beautiful and sexy. No homo abeg.
SubbieD
Maureensylvia....I love ur swag
Aipete2
Mariamferanmi
Milaby

Sweet how r u? Don't mind mi ave been kinda buzy! Hope u r fine well well well when am enought chance I go call family meeting

Bros jefferyjamez u r to much
Sis charijee u r wonderful
Logodwhiz u r one in a million n every oda one dat voted us
My lanicky words can't express my gratitude u r the best honey
Davep emm I love u so much u a r muahh tnks all


Love u guys plenty plenty

Hope say the fuel wahala no too dey disturb my pple sha?

tottinova:

I like the way the guy handled the case, he's a pro... trypa I tot you deactivated your Acc

LolZz for what reasons na?
Y would I do so hehehe

hahahahahaha can't stop laughing boy is professionally wicked n smart and the girl is hahahah a begger without conscience hehehe

Hehehe can't stop laffing o




all stand!!! (A min prayer for Nigeria)

























































Amen (d lord be with u all)