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softwerk(f): 5:56pm On Oct 06, 2019
angry

Someone please help me with that "Thunder are you busy meme"

I can't take this any more cry

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softwerk(f): 5:47pm On Oct 06, 2019


Please keep your advise to yourself.

She had just 99days to relate with people and keep her cool to the N60 Million and she blew it!

A bad apple cannot become good just by being hung back on the tree!
softwerk(f): 6:56pm On Oct 01, 2019
sad

Now the question is; Have you done any construction contracts before?!

Or is this just your share of the yams?!

Cos this country is already too cursed at 59 for you to add your own rot sad

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softwerk(f): 6:54pm On Oct 01, 2019
grin

I truly love this guy.

I'm sure he has cut many people's tickets already.....runs away from thread.

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softwerk(f): 11:28am On Sep 22, 2019
shocked

These ones are Satanists!

How do I unsee this please?

OP please add Graphic content incase one drunk mod pushes this rubbish to FP.

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softwerk(f): 11:32am On Sep 15, 2019
angry

And one drunk mod will put this on FP
softwerk(f): 11:29am On Sep 15, 2019
cry

Touching!

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softwerk(f): 5:25pm On Sep 14, 2019
sad

Edo State used to be a peaceful state until one short man devil declared war!

Go to church for Thanksgiving because if you had been successfully assassinated, it would most likely end up as Herdsmen attack like this one above me already concluded.

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softwerk(f): 11:57am On Sep 14, 2019
angry

Fool!

I can assure you the bad guy is consoling her with hot doggy as we speak!

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softwerk(f): 11:45am On Sep 14, 2019
grin

Why should he bother, imagine upgrading from keke to Uber!

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softwerk(f): 11:44am On Sep 14, 2019
grin

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softwerk(f): 11:37am On Sep 14, 2019
grin

Sadio Mane for the hattrick!

Bet9ja people will soon come for me now.
softwerk(f): 10:11am On Sep 14, 2019
Body odor is the perceived unpleasant smell our bodies can give off when bacteria that live on the skin break down sweat into acids.

Some say it is the smell of bacteria growing on the body, but it is actually the result of bacteria breaking down protein into certain acids.

It is also known as B.O., bromhidrosis, osmidrosis, or ozochrotia.

When a body gives off a scent others may find unpleasant, it is known as body odor.

Body odor usually becomes evident if measures are not taken when a human reaches puberty. People who are obese, those who regularly eat spicy foods, as well as individuals with certain medical conditions, such as diabetes, are more susceptible to having body odor.

People who sweat too much, such as those with hyperhidrosis, may also be susceptible to body odor. However, often the salt level of their sweat is too high for the bacteria to break down.

Body odor is most likely to occur in the following places:

feet

groin

armpits

genitals

pubic hair and other hair

belly button

What's to know about body odor?

Body odor is the perceived unpleasant smell our bodies can give off when bacteria that live on the skin break down sweat into acids.
Some say it is the smell of bacteria growing on the body, but it is actually the result of bacteria breaking down protein into certain acids.

Body odor usually becomes evident if measures are not taken when a human reaches puberty. People who are obese, those who regularly eat spicy foods, as well as individuals with certain medical conditions, such as diabetes, are more susceptible to having body odor.

People who sweat too much, such as those with hyperhidrosis, may also be susceptible to body odor. However, often the salt level of their sweat is too high for the bacteria to break down. It depends on where the excess sweating is occurring and which type of sweat glands are involved.

Sweat itself is virtually odorless to humans. It is the rapid multiplication of bacteria in the presence of sweat and their breaking down of sweat into acids that eventually causes the unpleasant smell.

Causes:

Body odor is caused by bacteria breaking down sweat and is largely linked to the apocrine glands. Most body odor comes from these.

These glands are found in the breasts, genital area, eyelids, armpits, and ear. In the breasts, they secrete fat droplets into breast milk. In the ear, they help form earwax. Apocrine glands in the skin and the eyelids are sweat glands.

Most of the apocrine glands in the skin are located in the groin, armpits, and around the nipples. In the skin, they usually have an odor. They are scent glands.

The apocrine glands are mainly responsible for body odor because the sweat they produce is high in protein, which bacteria can break down easily.

More; https://www.medicalnewstoday.com/articles/173478.php

Cc: Lalasticlala, Seun, Mynd44, Ishilove, Tacha

softwerk(f): 7:34am On Sep 14, 2019
grin

You will never see Tacha in the pool because of her body odour! cheesy grin grin

While the foolish thing has a permanent tatoo of Davido on her breast, Davido is out there getting Chioma pregnant and planning a wedding!
softwerk(f): 2:28pm On Sep 11, 2019
sad

Hmmmmm

This nonsense only happens when a child start knacking old billionaire "bura" at a tender age!
softwerk(f): 12:54pm On Sep 07, 2019
sad

Ashawo girl!

softwerk(f): 10:14am On Sep 07, 2019
angry

These fools trying to stop our only source of foreign exchange into this zoo of a kwantry!

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softwerk(f): 4:25pm On Sep 06, 2019
shocked

Yeye dey smell EFCC!

Why the hell did you not arrest those MMM criminals before you allowed Nigerians loose Billions?! cry

I still my 200L school fees!

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softwerk(f): 4:10pm On Sep 06, 2019
angry

Toto and prick matter?!

Even during xenophobia?

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softwerk(f): 11:43pm On Sep 03, 2019
angry

Me too must do my part!

Guys this will be my last comment on Nairaland using my MTN sim card.

Una bye bye....End xenophobia!?!

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softwerk(f): 11:16pm On Sep 01, 2019
grin

He he he he he he he he...Hand don meet this one!

But what if the same police descend on the wedding to seize the cake?!
softwerk(f): 8:52pm On Sep 01, 2019
angry

OP the idiot is not completely useless now. At least he can act as an "unsullied" in the next Game of Thrones series coming soon.

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softwerk(f): 8:47pm On Sep 01, 2019
sad

All this for a yeye girl that refused you puna severally?!

Wawa yaro!
softwerk(f): 8:45pm On Sep 01, 2019
sad

So one ashawo want to win this money?!

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softwerk(f): 5:25pm On Aug 30, 2019
sad

Wawa!

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softwerk(f): 5:26pm On Aug 24, 2019
grin

Na lie!

Photoshop!
softwerk(f): 1:35pm On Aug 24, 2019
grin

See her mouth like dick?!
softwerk(f): 4:23am On Aug 20, 2019
Kingpee2:
Is this news?i killed a spirit last night ,Add it to your headline too.

shocked

Ahhhh why the venom at 4am now?!

You dream bad dream?
softwerk(f): 8:12pm On Aug 18, 2019
grin
softwerk(f): 8:11pm On Aug 18, 2019
grin

I want to believe that these new house mates inclusion in this game may have been scripted.

How can you loose a 100 metres race with a 10seconds handicap?!
softwerk(f): 8:09pm On Aug 18, 2019
angry

But this is so wrong!

How can this boy just come and go without even touching breez?! angry

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