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pcaliphate:
"I no wan talk too much but I gat to say something". Here is a piece of mine titled "Danfo Scenario". Enjoy.
Madam shift small abeg, make I comot this money.
Conductor don dey eye me, thinking say I wan form cunny.
Bustop don dey near, I need to settle and go.
Agree with this respect, make kasala no show
These seats are literally small business we have to manage
If not for reasons, we shouldn't be jampacked in this bus like cage.

Madam! ear-piece no dey your ear, shebi you dey hear me.
As I take the bull by the horn, you have to shift, and how you do it is your own cup of tea.
Irrelevant is this agidi of yours, it will only activate a piled up mute para.
Shift madam! Madam shift! Let me remove this 100 naira.
Gentle appears my face, but it extends not in character.
Your age I respect, but right now it doesn't matter.

Ogbeni conductor! diversify your para on me.
No be plead I dey plead wey this madam no hear the plead.
Hey madam! Shift for me joor.
Na me say make you fat abi here na your parlour.
A stone throw is my Bustop! What kind of human being are you.
For the last time shift, before I do what's far from your clue.

My brother, the thought in my head and the weakness of my strength, are soaked in my mind.
Don't blame me totally, the thought of my life makes hearing blind.
With no marriage and decent job, I celebrate 41 tomorrow.
Stories are much to tell my brother, I pray you see no sorrow.
Even the fare of this bus, I entered with faith.
Humiliation I get everyday, and twice a week I faint.

Madam, blank is me right now, what do I say?
But I plead for forgiveness in its finest form.
For a retraction of the unfitting words, I promise to help.
My uncle wants to remarry, and there is a vacancy in my place of work.
Here is my number to call, you are too beautiful to suffer.
Owa! Owa! Take conductor, for two.

GOD Bless Us All #Peace.

By Olowo Tosin John....