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simplemach(m): 9:21pm On Dec 18, 2024
Wen woman no see food give pikin again
simplemach(m): 4:14pm On Dec 12, 2024
Everything sha dey scarce for this count. Very soon, Oxygen too will be scarce.
Nons€new!

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simplemach(m): 4:09pm On Dec 12, 2024
I hate to what I ed through in the hands of seniors in "Merchant of Light" Special Science School Oba, Anambra state.

May karma meet up with all of them involved

You don't even know the rate of bullying going on in schools. You, the bullied student will even be afraid to report to a teacher or principal because of the consequences that would follow.

Don't know if the rate is still that high today.

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simplemach(m): 4:07pm On Dec 12, 2024
Good for them
Very soon, Dangote will be selling Dollars to CBN grin grin

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simplemach(m): 5:14pm On Dec 11, 2024
A day will come when the hunter will become the hunted

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simplemach(m): 5:11pm On Dec 11, 2024
How many units of the facility is he building?
How many children will be enrolled in the school?
How long will the schools have the "smart" features before they turn the regular "dilapidated" schools?

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simplemach(m): 1:18pm On Dec 09, 2024
The beasts they raise will one day come back to hunt them

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simplemach(m): 1:14pm On Dec 09, 2024
Na now their head dey correct . Don't even know when last I saw an Amstel malt bottle/can
simplemach(m): 1:13pm On Dec 09, 2024
Women in business
simplemach(m): 1:08pm On Dec 09, 2024
Nice
simplemach(m): 12:52pm On Dec 09, 2024
After the deed has been done
simplemach(m): 12:43pm On Dec 09, 2024
Some things in Nigeria baffle me. Terrorists always allow them carry out construction works without any problems even in places like Borno. Even if they want to attack, it's mostly expatriates. But these same terrorists go to some select communities and carry out attacks. Then you begin to wonder; Is there a particular target people?

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simplemach(m): 12:42pm On Dec 09, 2024
"Just give them rice... " Lol

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simplemach(m): 12:41pm On Dec 09, 2024
I don't understand this Lagos rice that only gets harvested at Christmas season.
What's happening gan gan gan?

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simplemach(m): 10:57am On Dec 08, 2024
Yeyenatu

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simplemach(m): 10:54am On Dec 08, 2024
Nawaooo, it's been a long time o. Have even forgotten about the incident
simplemach(m): 11:44am On Dec 07, 2024
Dem don come again.
They should lock down if they want. Thank God I am now married, a privilege I didn't have in the first instance. I'll simply get busy with my wife.

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simplemach(m): 11:42am On Dec 07, 2024
One of the many sins of T-Pain against the north

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simplemach(m): 11:41am On Dec 07, 2024
But why will cash be scarce?

Nothing person no go see for this country

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simplemach(m): 7:45pm On Dec 06, 2024
And we think if any government would do this, it would be Tuning's, so that what will then happen to Lagos?
simplemach(m): 7:08pm On Dec 06, 2024
Be careful what you say so you don't get yourself committing sin against the holy spirit

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simplemach(m): 4:16pm On Dec 04, 2024
My Village "Lilu" (sharing border with Orsu in Imo state) is now a shadow of itself. Deserted and abandoned to only the military and the ESN.
God heal our land

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simplemach(m): 7:03pm On Dec 03, 2024
Eedris lesson teacher don talk, we don hear.
Werey!

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simplemach(m): 4:53pm On Dec 03, 2024
Seen this days ago on twitter and I was happy the people were able to mobilise against those criminals.
If you have ever been held down by policemen in a lonely area/road, then you will understand my feeling.
My journey to NYSC camp in Ilorin in 2018 was a terrible experience (this happened at about 11pm).
Nigerian Police is not my friend

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simplemach(m): 10:05pm On Dec 02, 2024
Honestly speaking, these people are heartless

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simplemach(m): 10:09pm On Nov 30, 2024
The more they shout "religion of piss", the more people are k!lled around them.
We all know them

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simplemach(m): 12:11pm On Nov 29, 2024
A jungle of a nation
simplemach(m): 12:03pm On Nov 29, 2024
PressMyButton:

So, the handbag called Elumelu is more powerful than the President?, Do you know Dangote and Rabiu were also on the entourage?. Can Elumelu tie the shoe laces of Dangote and Rabiu, let alone the most powerful President in Africa. Your tadpole-like reasoning is the reason people hardly do you favors.

After God, na Tinubu 💪 God bless Nigeria.

You must be high on expired breast milk
simplemach(m): 12:02pm On Nov 29, 2024
AntiChristian:
grin

See Promotion!

All those who believed Buhari was cloned will be having sense now!

Trust NMK, he go don chop cell die!

Are you mad?

What's the correlation between the topic and this nonsense you just typed?
simplemach(m): 11:55am On Nov 29, 2024
While one old druggie is in dancing

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