NewStats: 3,265,502 , 8,187,002 topics. Date: Sunday, 15 June 2025 at 11:53 AM 5p1f

if I'm not too late. . .
I'l pick jaybee

Mrs, Chima:

Uhmm. Is this thread still about why life is unfair to men?

No. Its about twisting killz orange lips. I don chop guguru my belle don full. I'll come and view the part 10 later

:-x

i love u jare slimyem abeg help me tell dem
dis place is now like a battle ground

Ch@nges:

Break into her house @ night b4 she returns nd spread flowers(red rose) from her door step to her bed and on her bed, use the flowers to write I LOVE YOU. Hope it works 4 u

shey for Kings cross, abi for Naija? Op, abeg no mind am o. If u try am, and vigilante catch u breaking in thru d window. , . Ko ni funny o.

~Killz~:

Hide from wimps? Thunder fire all of them! I want to show these twats that I control when i reply and who i reply! They are all spineless fools! Cowards of the greatest order! They'll NEVER engage Killz man to man! They like to act in groups! I DONT DO GROUPS! I'll gladly roast them one after the other, but they are just too fccking scared to do Killz on a one to one basis! Therefore, like the glorified idi[i]o[/i]ts they all are, they'll wait for one to start and then they'll cowardly raise their voices together. Pathetic Riff raffs!

I'm on a roll!  Stop me if you can! Dimwitted motherfcckers!

 c aw u just ffuck up come show face. Thot u were too matured for this. No ooffeince intended o. (i fear insult)

Gosh! Which kind thread be this?

 Wetin Killz do deserve all the insults. He bad for the way im dey talk o. . . But still e too much. The guy sef don hide im head for corner before u ppl use words to stone im to death.
 Flash, u don finish reading ur sebulingham or Keith Moore. Abi? Aw far u don go wv ur path and pharm? No dey trade insult too much. . .

abeg wetin be all this bullsh!tz?

hope u sha had enuf money to pay for d services?

I could send you a rainbow, to shine as a bright promise;
The sunshine to chase away any dark clouds.

I could send u a hug when u're lonely;
a bright smile to sorround u with hapiness.

I could send u a flower, a symbol of friendship, beauty and life;
A butterfly with strong wings to lift ur spirits up.

But mayb I'l put my love n ion in my heart like a piggy bank and send it to u. Cos with it u'll find all of these.
Happy vals

Still thinking. . .

~Killz~:

The only gift i want on the 14th of February, is some nice "Me alone" time. . .

u'll get just dt.

Me. . .
I want to meet my match. Someone i could love n dt would love me back. For reeeaaal

u're disillutioned. Rubbish!

when dey are dead

ok sir

na wa o

omega25red:



op

show up in a long coat and have nothing on underneath. Also put a red bow on your dic and tell her this is the surprise
or just buy her the blackberry she is obviously hinting at.

 perfect! Makesure u also ac cupids wings and arrows. So u can just shoot one on her flat backside. . . U're xpressin love

Skanas:

ooohhh, aw ah wish sey all 9ja gurls b lyk SCASH, on val day ah go quietly buy one 5n flower,hide am 4 my back,knock 4 ha door wearin an 'ah go die' smile,as she d smell d flower d smile ah go carry am jeje 2 ha room,knack am heavy akpako, den wid back slide ah go jejely de 5n ma way, NO RECHARE CARD,NO BB,NO BRAZILIAN HAIR, hehehehehe))))))

u dey kolo for head. Flower no fit scatter my head wey i go come allow u knock me akpako.

oloshi buruku

this one is not pretense numskull. I love gifts but if I'm given flowers I'l b glad.
No transfer d agression of ur dry pocket to me ooo

Tosinville:

^9ja girls like u sabi pretend online.

I loooove flowers, i woudnt mind if dts d only thing i get. But funny enough I've never been given flowers before

Ok sir

u know they are still compiling the scripts. The movie is not ready yet.

And since u seem to be know it all here now, u should be able to predict what wlld happen next