NewStats: 3,265,078 , 8,185,608 topics. Date: Friday, 13 June 2025 at 12:00 PM 3j1q1s

In 2face voice: them want tell us another story again oooh!

Did I hear you say "any of them"? Bros, give me all of them, make I take them hold my conscience.

You guys should stop all these Tinubu, Obi and tribalism nonsense.

Election is over! There is no guarantee that Obi would have done better. They are all Nigerian politicians. They are all the same, with selfish interest. That's why it is said that, don't fight for any politician in Nigeria.

Community breakfast is calling this one

I no blame her! Na mugu men wey they marry them.

Guy, quickly hold that girl and scatter her kpekus for ground. After then, stop her from coming to your huz, before she will use her immaturity put correct guy like you for trouble.

Who be that kind guy na? See as the thing dey pain me!

That guy fuckup!

Pls be honest op, can you swear say, no guy don use #100 recharge card take knack you?

From my understanding, you are only worth one bottle of Mirinda or #100 recharge card.

This handshake will surely bring down the cost of food price.

This one never know what await him in the hands of that girl.

There is no amount of gift the girl's family will give you that will equates, the amount of deceit, pain and death she is preparing for you.

Kindly, collect the gifts and throw that useless ashawo back to the family. Who needs a Borden in this modern life!

The only thing you should do, is use and dump her. Not shining teeth because of gifts.

The other day my pregnant ex was pressuring me to knack her. As heavily pregnant as she is, I asked her, what about ur husband? She said he is fyn that she is missing me.

I have to use brain to walk her out of my house. In my mind, I was just pitying her husband. 9ja girls, very useless set of girls.

The truth is, many men don't really know the implications of what they are getting into at the start.

When I see married men, I always pity them.

You sure say Russia never give this man plate of Amala and Ewedu?

Abegno vex! Which Nigeria is he talking about?

My brother you said it all.

The one wey dey pain me na those ones wey mumu finish still go marry the girl.

Anytime I see married men, I always pity for them from the bottom of my heart. Sometimes, I feel like crying for their soul.

Girls are meant for use and dump. All of them!

See the kind ugly girl this one dey go love! When you love the kind of girls (eg, 9ja girls) that shouldn't be love, know that you will soon kill yourself. Either knowingly or unknowingly.

Even the cross too high!

9ja girls, uhna ashawo too much!

9ja politicians and greed are like 9ja girls and the love for pricks.

If you ask them what they use the money for, is nothing!

How can someone just borrow money in the name of the general public, only to embezzle them. Our politicians are truly witches and wizards.

See this mugu! After she don change prick like person wey dey change panties, she come dey cry crocodile tears.

Auntie, swear say another man never knack you before!

E knacking? E get anything wey 9ja girls Sabi?

The thing wey dey pain me always na those useless Nairaland girls wey no dey wash their pant, wey give me infection.

One day I go vex call their name here. Useless set of girls with dirty pant.

That one . Because the rate at which our girls including all these church girls dey jump from prick to prick erh, is very shocking.

Oh! What a pity!

Man, I sorry for you ooh!

See the kind headache wey the girl dey give him papa. Girls are cursed people and yahoo boys are also cursed.

How them go call this kind combination?

9ja girls are the most useless set of girls. Give them one step and they will take 100step.

Instead of sponsoring or ing your wife/girlfriend to school, go and buy snipper and drink.

The day you try to please woman, that day you start mes yourself by yourself, because, women doesn't even know what dey want.

The best way to handle women is to do what you want. If she doesn't like it, let her fuckoff and always ensure to scatter their kpekus for ground like grandmama dirty wrapper.

My guy, make I give you the code. Firstly, quit that shit called masturbation.

Practice this everyday, approach like 5 - 7 girls a day. Never gist them, never ask a 9ja girl to be your girlfriend. Just collect as many numbers as you can each day. Then invite each of them one by one.

Never pressure anyone to come. Just invite them, if they show up, gist with them normal while touching them gently. Any of them that is game will open kpekus for you.

This is the most important part, after knacking, don't ever call the idiot. If she call you by herself, just invite her and scatter her kpekus while you continue collecting more numbers and inviting more girls.

I bet you after one month, your huz no go contain you. because of kpekus, you go dey run leave huz.

Note: some will start fighting because of you.

to come thank me!

Lastly, never believe that shit that your ex curse you. She never fit curse herself, na you she want curse?

What is even wrong with you guys? Can't you leave guys to knack all these ashawo girls in peace?

Is he the first guy to scatter her kpekus? She just want to hoke the pregnancy with the innocent guy.

If know the rate at which these small, small, girls dey carry prick erh! You will understand what am talking about.

These are obviously low level men that doesn't know their left from right. What a shame!

Mr. President, kindly do the needful. 72 virgins are waiting for you.

My own is that, if you know 9ja girls code, na so you go they spread their kpekus, like grandmama wrapper.