NewStats: 3,264,246 , 8,183,117 topics. Date: Tuesday, 10 June 2025 at 10:43 AM 711r10

This thread is fuckin hilarious!
Some Igbo people and their inferiority complex. Some are even claiming
they own Lagos.

Of course, Lagos is the capital of Biafra. It belongs to the Igbos.
I would be embarrassed if i were an Igbo dude and watching my kinsmen claim a State
thousands of miles away from my roots.

Kilode?!:

Yes these civil wars need historical parks. If I have money, I'll work on it.

Historical parks?
People worship or make sacrifices in most of those battle-grounds till today.

denzel2009:

data protection of their bosoms

Katsumoto:

Ok,

Ekiti had the most fearsome warriors in the world; they defeated everyone they fought against.  

We are actually talking about a coalition of small Ekiti towns such as Ado, Ila, Oke Mesin, etc.  

You still don't get the geography.
Ekiti has so many villages.
That Ado, Ire, Ikere, etc paid tributes did not necessarily mean all the Ekiti villages were part of that pact!

But when the whole Ekiti formed a strong coalition, they were untouchable!
Go and ask Ogedengbe. . . .

tpia@:

^which differences are those?

You sound like someone who bases his knowledge on hearsay and google.
Not actual familiarity with the subject matter.

So you don't know Ondo/Akure/Ilaje are different from Ekiti?
Wow! Slap yourself  - You are doing the equivalent of saying the Egbas and the Ijebus are the same ish.
If you turn into a notepad, i would write 100,000 word thesis on the history of Yoruba in the 12th-19th century off hand.

c.fours:


The only time I crave marriage is when I crave children or having a family. there is such thing as "child bearing age" after all.
beyond that, it's really not much of a big deal.

I'm yet to meet a 45yr old man claiming to enjoy his "single years"
whereas there are many women of that age who have experienced marriage and gotten out of it (women almost always initiate the divorce).

women after divorce feel liberated
men after divorce are in a rush to remarry!

really says a lot about who is benefiting most from marriage.

Then you are yet to meet Simon Cowell.

Katsumoto:

Sauron,

In case you are unaware of this, Ekiti towns were tributaries of Ibadan. So your point about Ekiti not taking nonsense and dealing with Oyo is funny. They had been subjugated in the past. The seized on the conflict between Ibadan and Egba/Ijebu to wage war on Ibadan and still needed an alliance with Ijesha with an Ijesha general leading the combined army.

The same Ekiti towns were equally paying tributes to Benin.

Abeg make we hear word.  

Fuckin Hell. . . .
Where are these stories coming from?
Seized on which opportunity? Ekiti towns were kicking arses before the Kiriji nonsense.
Read the history books my friend. Then you mentioned Benin? Don't compare Akoko, Ondo and Ilaje to Ekiti.
There's a universe of difference between the two.

Wallie:

My point is that I don't know if he's guilty or not but he has damning evidence against him.

I see. . .
Can you point to me where i suggested or even insinuated the doctor is guilty/innocent in my post?
I only said putting a camera in the doctor's office is not applicable. Patients have to be protected.
Doctors are not even allowed to disclose the ailments of their patients so why would anyone put cameras in a doctor's office?

dj5naira:

I Blow Up more minds in-house than Boko Haram Terrorist║
Even the brashest and bravest,. .  they all adjust. . . when I around, so I don't bomb house and leav 'em bleak-est!║

you can't even make your bars rhyme/
arse-wipe/you can read but yet you can't write/

Katsumoto:

I have listed several books that form the basis of my debate. If you can read only one, please read Samuel Johnson's book. I have no interest in distorting history.

If Ekiti were winning, they woudln't have needed to beg an Ijesha man, Ogedengbe, to lead them in battle. The wars started in 1877 and Ogendengbe ed in 1879.

They needed an alliance. Oyo Empire was massive.
The Ekitis couldn't have won the war by themselves - but each time the Oyo Warriors encroached the Ekiti territories, they got sodomized!

dayokanu:

Gat2win is Nateevs

He has Torres as captain

Torres normally scores against United but Valencia didn't let him after Torres murdered Johnny Evans.
Did you see the peach of a cross Torres delivered to Mata?

Does Torres get the same service when he lurks in the box?
Never!!!

ACM10:

Mythologist

He writes his own tales!

Ekiti never took any nonsense from the Oyos.
Only Ogedengbe committed atrocities in Ekiti and he repented before the council of elders sat to discuss his case.

Katsumoto:

Sauron

U are overblowing the strenght in that war. I will respond later. If ibadan weren't fighting several states on three fronts, they would av finished ekiti in no time. Ekiti suffered several defeats before turning to the ijeshas. It was the losses sufferred by the ijesha which prompted ogedengbe an ijesha man to agree to lead the ekitiparapo army. Ogedengbe had pledged not to ever fight against his former masters.

After the war started against the ekiti, it took ajayi ogboriefon all of two days to defeat the ekitiparapo and ilorin at ikirun. The death of ajayi, not in battle, would offer the ekiti a chance to keep fighting.

Ekiti were defeated and they kept on fighting? Please. . . .articulate your points well.
What you typed above was pure contradiction.

There's no defeat until the Oba or the rulers of the kingdom must have been captured.
A point i am sure you are not aware of.

ACM10:

Fearsome my foot!

They, in combination with other Yoruba warriors with all their sophisticated weapon[i](if one exists)[/i] were conquered by the fulanis.

You can't spin defeat to victory

The Fulanis were strong. . . .
They could have conquered Britain if they wanted to.

I wouldn't berate Oyo warriors for being conquered by the Fulanis!
It was their lameness in the Kiriji war that told me Oyo warriors were just loud-mouthed.

Katsumoto:

Sauron
Oyo people are not cowards. They had the most fearsome warriors in the history of yoruba warfare.

Sango?
You really don't know your history.
Go and check what happened to the Oyo warriors when they went to Ikere Ekiti to catch slaves to be sold to White Men.

No be today Ekiti people don dey sodomize Oyo Warriors.

dayokanu:

^^ Dont mind Sauron

Does he know how many Aare ona kakanfo were from that Axis?

Kokoro Gangan, Oyatope, Oyabi, Adeta Oku, Afonja laya loko, Toyeje, Edun, Amepo, Kurumi, Ojo Aburumaku, Obadoke Latoosa (and of course SLA Akintola and MKO Abiola

Count how many were from Oyo. axis

E no go better for the 2456387947 Aare ona kankanfos in Oyo!



That particular rock killed over 2000 Oyo Warriors in one evening.
It's still being worshipped till today in Ikere Ekiti.

Ibime:

Howard Webb has been the best ref in the Prem for the last 7 years. If you dont know that, you're on a long thing. Maybe some peeps prefer Mike Riley. Howard Webb looks like the only ref who ever played footie to a decent level. He knows when to call a foul and when a player is just protecting the ball. If he made a mistake its cos he didnt see it properly from his angle.

Don't mind Bluediva and her cohorts spewing applesauce. . . .
Howard Webb is the best referee in Europe. I can understand why he didn't give Man Utd the decision when Welbeck was brought down.
It was too early in the game and giving a decision there would have meant sending Gary Cahill off and it would have ruined the game as a spectacle.

Katsumoto:

Sauron
The ekitiparapo won independence but didn't win the war. War ended in a stalemate.

The independence is a war on it's own.
Without my people, Dayokanu and the likes would still be sending their hard-earned foreign currency to one bleached tribal-marked face in Oyo town.
My ancestors fought for Dayokanu's freedom.

Dede1:

You foolishly forgot that Ogedengbe was once captured by the Bashorun of Ibadan and he, Ogedengbe, was forced to fight for Ibadan. Without Ibadan warriors, few loudmouths such you would have been appending “Mallam” to your names. 

Captured after he had killed thousands of Ibadan forces. Even Rambo was once captured.
What does that prove? He was captured, went back to his roots to wage mother of all wars on Ibadan people.

I find that more heroic in my own opinion and i also think the Ekitis would have resisted the useless Sokoto Caliphate.
We don't take nonsense from anyone! Go and check our history!

hercules07:

@Sauron
The long term target was the Ilorins, but you pesky Ekitis and Ijeshas had to start something, maybe it was because of your mountains and hills that you thought you were super mario, we were more interested in the Fulanis who had taken Oyo and would have defeated them if you guys had not started all those wars, what is 20% to pay to those who will guarantee your safety, we should have even asked for 50% sef.

We don't take rubbish from people. We actually wanted Alaafin's head then but it wasn't to be.
Captain Bower saved you guys. . . . .

@Dede
First time I will agree with you, do not mind Sauron jare, he would have been called Mallam Salisu if not for the Ibadans.

Dede1 is a Arrow!
He's not someone you should be siding. . . . .

ritchboy:

Gomes' reflexes are rivaled only by Shay Given in England.

Gomes is the worst goalkeeper in the top six. No wonder he sits on the bench.

Of course it bears no relevance because we are talking about current ability and not potential. Should we start comparing Shaqiri to CR7 simply because he is younger?

Yes it does as he's also the newest of them
Young age, new league, he cannot even speak English language and none of United's defenders understand Spanish.
That is also coupled with the fact that United's defence has been shuffled and reshuffled more than any other team in England -

You can't play the age card when comparing players, if/when he fulfills his potential then you can begin your comparison.

Goalkeepers are quite different from outfield players. This is why you have Brad Friedel still active at 40 and he has not missed a Premier League game for the past 5 years. Keepers get better with age, not so for outfield players.

"Oxlade-Chamberlain is the best player in the world" - "No, Messi is" - "But Chamberlain is 6 years younger and will improve"

Irrelevant!
Oxdale-Chamberlain is not a goalkeeper, neither is Messi.
Use a goalie example and we can have a proper debate.

Where's my jar of cookies when i need em. . .

It's in the gonads of your tabby-cat!

Kilode?!:

I think the problem with the Ibadans then was their inability to temper their hunger for war with good foresight, apparently they underestimated the determination of an alliance with little to lose.

They were too greedy. They wanted everything and they wanted the other tribes to be obsequious to them like the old Oyo Empire but the Ekitis and the Ijeshas were having none of that rubbish any more.

The Ekiti alliance defeated them on several fronts because they were able to get other kingdoms on their side.

The alliance were fighting for their freedom. freedom from enslavement and forever bringing 20% of their farm produce to one greedy Alaafin in Oyo.

zebudaya:

^^^ To make sure I don't have cancer or swelling. I'd rather an attractive female touch them rather than a dude.

Jesus Wept. . . . .

zebudaya:


About cameras in the Doctor's office. I went for a physical last month. Doctor fondled my balls. Ok she didn't handle them just spent couple of minutes touching them and looking into my eyes telling me she's checking it for cancer lumps. On a good day kai!!!!! There was a camera there so what?. I was just hoping my thing didn't charge and embarrass me while she was touching my balls. She was a very attractive cougar. Fake t!ts, thick blond with nice a$$, big collagen injected lips. SLUT. I even think she was flirting with me. Luckily it didn't charge

Why would a female doctor touch your gonads in the first place?

hercules07:

@Sauron

You can not compare the Ibadans to Nazis and you guys did not win, Ogedengbe was a legend because he fought bravely and won many battles but not the war, he was feared because he was notorious, his boys were not giving to being gentle on civilians. Some of the wars fought by the Ibadans were through arrogance but some were brought upon them due to circumstance, the Ibadans were the last defenders of the yorubas and if they are sent by the Alaafin to fight they go willingly, the Ekitis, Ijeshas and Ife had an alliance with the mortal enemies of the yorubas the Fulanis, what did you expect the Ibadans to do, also that you had oyo towns that were loyal to Ibadan within enemy territories, did you expect Ibadan to leave them to their fate? As per the Egbas and Ijebus, the Egbas were trouble makers who wanted to teach the Ibadans a lesson, especially after they begged for the life of Efunsetan Aniwura and she was still killed, there were battles fought by Ibadans defending even brothers against brothers, according to the oyinbo that watched some of the battles, he was of the belief that the Ibadan maneuvering was superior to that of the others and would have won the war if left to fight it out, anyway, it is all good, my mum is Ijesha and my wife Ekiti, I have mad love for them people.

Efunsetan Aniwura - [i]That [/i]African Lara Croft that shook Ibadan to the marrow.
Another pointer to tell you Ibadan people are cowards. This woman defied the Oba, killed people at will. . . .murdered slaves at will and it took the Oba himself to arrest her and the shame of her apprehension wouldn't even let her rest so she committed suicide.
If Ibadan had 4 women like her in unison, they would have conquered Ibadan and you have the gall to mention Ogedengbe or the Ekitis in the same breath as the Ibadans?

Hercules, we go start Kiriji War version 2.0 here o.

Wallie:

I just laugh at how naive some people seem! Someone made a comment about people not hearing the lady scream or how the camera didn't see the bruises!

Let me ask you this: how come some violation victims usually claim that they are not violated, especially in Nigeria even when evidence points to the contrary? I the case of the student that was ganged violated in the video from a University in Nigeria that went viral (from Abia, i think?). How come the mother said her daughter wasn't violated? violation is a crime of shame and some people would rather keep quiet than expose the despoiler!

Moreover, the Doctor directed the patient, a patient that has seen the doctor for about 3 years, to go into a room where no one was present. I don’t know about you but when my Doctor tells me to do something, I will do it unless it is patently obvious that there’s something wrong!

There was another allegation of a woman that went to the same doctor for back pain, another long time patient, and the Doctor reached into her bra to supposedly check for cancer? Aren’t you supposed to disrobe in a hospital gown for a doctor to check you? How come he never checked the woman’s twins on prior occasions when she went for a visit? The doctor is then said to give the patient more dosage of a narcotic drug than she normally gets, allegedly to keep her quiet!

Lastly, read the police report and see that there's a lot more to the story!

So what's your point?
Are you saying the doctor is guilty or innocent? What has your answer gotta do with naivety?

Andre Uweh:

Did the Ekiti alliance actually won against Ibadan?. Am not too sure of that. I thought there was a deadlock, then foreign powers got involved, then later was a ceasefire. You may know more than me.

The Ekiti alliance bludgeoned the Ibadan troops.
If Ogedengbe didn't win the war, why's he a legend?

He had over 150 wives. Kingdom rulers offered him women so he can protect their territories.
Legend has it that he was like Rambo. Feared across Yoruba land. He kills anything that crosses his path - no exceptions.

hercules07:

They did not win anything, we actually fought them more than once, the British got involved in the second one, that was the one that ended in a deadlock. The Ibadans must be praised for they were fighting on three fronts and still managed to hold out due to superior tactics despite the fact that the Egbas and Ijebus had access to the seas and the Ijeshas had access to modern weaponry and some people will come online to say Yorubas are cowards.

Should we praise the Nazis too for fighting the French revolution, The British, America and USSR during the WWII?
If they knew they lacked the clout to rule over the entire Yoruba land, why go into the war in the first place.

Make i hear word, the Ekitis kicked arses.
They brought a lot of Ibadan women back home as spoils of the war.

Andre Uweh:

He might be wrong but am really enjoying this thread. I have read the works of Prof J.F Ade-Ajayi in relation to this topic. I think someone quoted his book earlier on this thread.
Nevertherless, I would like to read your contributions. What was the role of your own town during this dark period of Yoruba history?.

The Ekitis fought like a truck of para-military troops led by Ogedengbe.
Ekiti and Ijesha formed an alliance(Ekiti Parapo) to fight the Ibadan people and they won.
I am sure my great great grandfather fought for the alliance to beat up the Ibadan who were keen to enslave the rest of the Yoruba people.

ronkebp:

Are the doctors not supposed to have camera's in their offices

Cameras in their offices? That breaches the data protection law of the patients.
Would you open yourself up for a doctor knowing there's a camera somewhere looking at your . . . . .

Andre Uweh:

Why are you insulting Ndigbo in this beautiful thread?. It seems you are not happy with this historical thread or do you want the easterners to derail it.
Biko, respect.

Not disrespecting anyone - just dropping the facts.
Dede1 wants us to believe they taught the others how to wage wars - he's wrong!

Kilode?!:

^

Sauron??

The same Sauron?

Who the Greek is Sauron?

Dede1:

Ndigbo did not forget the tactics however what took place is the risk involved when one teaches close neighbors one or two things about oneself. You should inquire why 3MCDO and 2nd Division of Nigerian Army were mostly populated with elements/characters drown from southern Nigerian ethnicities.

You make me laugh. . . . .

The Ndigbos are the biggest cowards in the country since 1970.
I them running with their tails between their legs during the Abiola riots in 93 as they thought another Civil War was bound to start.
Many of them left their houses, shops and properties - many never returned as they died on the bad roads to their towns/villages.

That's a bit of history for you Mr. Dede1.

dj5naira:

My flow . .Proactive like Radioactive, . . . yours Weak like Inactive║
I come out Dynamic, more like Refractive. . . You remain. . Static like ive║

Because i'm violent, i crack your head like a surgeon
And make it bleed when i break it like a virgin's hymen

ritchboy:

Gomes is the best shot-stopper in the top-six but he sits his arse on Tottenham's bench cos shot-stopping is one of the least crucial parts of goal-keeping especially for a top side.

Gomes is not better than David De Gea in shot-stopping. No one is in the top 6.
I tell you - the only attribute others have over him is commanding a crowded box which De Gea is not yet accustomed to because of his lean frame and the physical English football. With time, he would stop growing and beef up his frame.

If you think the age of a goalkeeper bears no relevance then you should hang your head in shame.
The older they get, the better they become.
At 21, in a new league, language barrier, etc. I think De Gea has coped very well and has made less mistakes this season than Hart, Szczesny, Cech, Friedel, Reina, etc. But United players get more X-rayed than their counterparts in the league.

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Shaqiri will sit on the bench for Nani, Valencia, Giggs, Ashley Young.
He might compete with JS Park on the bench though.

Dede1:


Since then, Fulani, Hausa and Kanuri do not sleep with both eyes closed when Ndigbo are closely.

The Ndigbos must have forgotten this tactic/technique during the Biafra war.