NewStats: 3,263,837 , 8,181,579 topics. Date: Sunday, 08 June 2025 at 08:48 AM 4i2z64

*How can i be gently drinking Garri in my house and someone will come and tag me on facebook saying he/she is with me in KFC with 10 others, eating pizza... If I want to lie, I will lie. Nobody should lie on my behalf, I want to make heaven, please!*

*If you have curves, it will clearly show on your pics without stressing. Sister, pls stop standing like you're playing corner kick*

When praying for those in prison, please our sisters waiting for abroad Boyfriend for over 5yrs

My Girlfriend Left a Note on my Refrigerator saying "This isn't Working goodbye "......I just Opened the Fridge and it's working just Fine ....Women know nothing about Fridges

*Carrying bluetooth speaker around while playing music is an absolute ghetto and stupid behaviour!*

*Stop it!!!*

*The System Has Made The Scammers Laugh at University Graduates ❗️*

*Nothing lasts forever. The breast that is looking at your face today, will be looking at your shoes tomorrow*

���� *� happy weekend*

*Girl in a s.ex shop*

Girl: where is the artificial pen'is section?

Salesman: that corner.

Girl: how much for this big red one?
Salesman: sorry Madam that is a fire extinguisher�.
Ladies n greediness.

*If you don't take your woman out, someone else will. Ask Adam, He left Eve alone for 10 mins & the snake took her out for lunch, she even brought takeaway for Adam and the aftermath is what we are still settling till now.*

E reach my turn to date you, you're telling me that "You've been hurt a lot, you're scared of me", Na me hurt you

*As you pray for a good woman, pray for her friends to have sense too. They are the Board Of Directors.*

*If you know, you know*

When i get married even taking a selfie with me won't be easy. I will be like "let me discuss with my wife first"

Whites : oh� He's gone....Rip !! �

Ghanaians : when i saw him licking orange� i didn't know he was saying good bye���

Dating a jealous Girl Is so stressful*

She will be like "I saw a Lady looking at u, Why did you allow her to see u?

Enigmaticmi4:
drop the group link

Thanks. i don't really understand how to make WhatsApp links click able here.

The last time I added a WhatsApp link in one of my nairaland threads, it wasn't going through with so many complaints thereafter.

So how do i do it properly.

Just copied it now

https:///C7kp9F8SC75BE1Icn1eAPQ

Or drop your number and i will add you manually.

*Don't be a boring wife..once in a while when mother in law is around,go naked and touch your bombom and say Mama this is what your son is enjoying*

*Please someone should pity me and date me nau, it’s not good o. All the love songs in my head just dey waste, I no see who I go sing am give

*Husband hug wife from the back� wife shouted*�
*Oga landlord wait ooh, let my husband go work first *

*Wahala be like wentin?*

*Instead Of U Giving Her Umbrella, U Are Telling Her To Enter Ur Room Make Rain Fall Finish. Oga, When Ur Room Become Noah's Ark?*



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*Wen your neighbors start Dropping keys with you Just know that you are The only jobless person in Your compound*


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� *Police extend hand to driver, driver come pour am hand sanitizer, na the matter we dey settle for roadblock since morning.*

*CRAZY* ��

A man brings his best friend home for dinner at 7:30pm after work. He hadn't announced to his wife so she was very upset.

His wife begins screaming at him and his friend is just sitting there looking shocked.

*Wife*: "The dishes are not done, the house is a mess, there is no grocery and I can't be bothered with cooking tonight! Why the hell did you bring him home?"

*Husband*: "Because he is thinking of getting married and I promised him a live demonstration !"

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*I want a girlfriend who can put my picture on their gate and write beware of him,he is my boyfriend*���

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Over 70+ and counting.
Only interested persons will be added.

airminem:
Na see where we are

Chai... How time flies. Now, I am regretting all my s for buhari.


Buhari is a TERRORIST.

Does been an ex-ESN or ex-UGM have any retirement benefits?

Cashew:
Hi all,

I am looking for a dependable individual that can help me purchase an item, I believe it is popular in Benin, if you are honest and reliable, feel free to reach out to me by responding to this chat.

And what is that thing you want to buy? Give me a call....

zealousayo:
Please I need SIWES report on welding and fabrication. I will highly appreciate if I could get it. Thank you.

Go to your school departmental library. E full there nah.

Good evening brethren, I need your help.

I work in an electrical store. My oga is selling gotv and Dstv dish and Decoders.

Some times customers will call me that the subscription which i did for them is not yet showing. I will then call one man on the phone. The man is not a Dstv agent but he has access to the Dstv platform. I will forward the customer details to him. He will tell me that he is working on the decoder. Within minutes the Dstv will start working.

So my problem now is how can I be doing the same thing so that I cannot be disturbing the man again. Most times his number will be switched off.

Please what platform can I be using for this purpose.