NewStats: 3,264,504 , 8,183,919 topics. Date: Wednesday, 11 June 2025 at 10:50 AM 4w6i

greiboy:
You just want to be flattering me anyhow

.I honestly wish I am 40% of the description in our remark.

I know you ain't single too sha and you fit perfectly into the description in your post better than I do.


As for the voice in the background. it is probably a family member, one of my friends or voices from the television

I hope you having a beautiful weekend there in Abj sha, with those ukwulicious babes of yours

no ukwulicious babes here bruv but i'm having a swell evening


you?.....,................going clubbing or something?

greiboy:
lol

Same here bruv

It will be an honor to taunt loserpool fans


I am single as anything bruv. why is it so hard for people to believe? and why did you stop believing I am single about three months ago

it's game on then



wait o, do you yourself believe when you say you single?


you can't be single guy.........................like which extremely tall, handsome, intellgent young man (hope i dont sound gay right now ) like you still remains single in this century



and ehh not sure if it's cool saying it here but sometime ago when we spoke on a phome call i kinda like heard a .............j.g. . . ....at the background


i couldnt quite get she or he \ said though but i think i heard her him say........



you aint single bruv and that's fimal

Mariinee:
Lol. What's P?

that's for me to know and you to never find out


i see you gvys are returning to nl-rom-sec one by one as bbnaija just ended (or is 'bout to end.............not sure when but i know it ends today)


y'all arrival is a little earlier than expected though ..................we ai'nt done organizing the "welcome back" party abi thread yet

Daisy17:


For some reason I don't believe they were planning a surprise birthday party. They only came up with that excuse to cover up what was actually happening. Using your own words, "they were sitting in an awkward position", why were they sitting in an awkward position? You can make plans without sitting together in an "awkward position". Maybe I'm just a cynical person, but I've come to realize that relationships between men and women are not always what they seem to be.

well thats another angle to look at it


anyways it's not what she thought at first or what you're thinking right now


for starters we were about 4 guys (me, her brothes, best friend & her boyfriend) planning the surprise party (which wa7 to happen d next day) and we agreed to meet at her bf/fiance's house to finalize everything


i came 15mis late and got to hear of what happened from them.................

i guess the point i'm tryna say is "we planned to gn there" not like d lady went al

Mariinee:

P-lola...........howdy

Mariinee:

P-lola...........howdy

Mariinee:

P-lola...........howdy

Mariinee:

P-lola...........howdy

Mariinee:

P-lola...........howdy

greiboy:
Of course, it will be a criminal offense to compare Barcelona to Liverpool or Messi to salah based on achievements in recent years, which is why loserpool fans should be very afraid of what is coming at them.

I don't know the ruth you are talking about then bro

I am single as the number 1

HEhehehehe


tuesday is just 2days away and no matter how insignificant it'd be i'll still make sure i come here to taunt you after the match



single ke......................bruv i stopped believing this ur "i'm still single" story some 3months ago..........,......you cant be single


you just can't be

greiboy:
Yeah, you wish

slave of Rome indeed

Slave of Rome that made the almighty Messi look like an average player

Emmm, I am sure ruth is fine , we are just friends on nairaland though

Happy Sunday too bro

that's the thing people fail to see bruv,; LIVERPOOL ISN'T BARCELONA & MESSI IS NOT SALAH!!!!


tuesday would come as a shock to you all when you see scoreline liv 6 - 1 roma



and no.............i dont mean nl ruth (ur online "friend"...........according to you o)

i'm talking 'bout bae ruth

Imapearl:





having sex!

oh!.......okay


if thats the case, i suggest you ignore and forget about him.............,.it's a win win situation

greiboy:
That is true bro
I have witnessed something like that before
Some women are overly jealous lovers
Although, I feel the op subtly described what she saw.
I am good and you?
I heard Liverpool will soon walk alone against the gods of Rome

yea.........i just noticed she did

and ermmm you mean the slaves of rome bah

the slaves who would bow before the red kings on tuesday

happy sunday....,........how's ruth doing

mikejj:
. true!! but at the birthday She said ..she was suspecting her guy picking interest on that particular friend of hers..and she saw the same friend at the guys house ah...even if they were not doing anything fishy i think the guy should have inform her b4 seeing this her friend.

yea.................you right, plus she just confirmed she saw them having sex


the be7t thing to do now is ignore the guy and move on

greiboy:
This is another way to look at things

yea..........


a lady (my friend's girlfriend........fiancee actually) once walked in on her bf with her best friend sitting in an awkward position and she just stormed out without even asking or saying anything


she later found out there wasnt anything going on................. .thdy were only planning to organize a surprise birthday party for her


i'm not saying they are or were doing something similar but i think its a case of misinterpretation on her part


g'evening btw

you saw ur friend and boyfriend together........


doing what precisely?


one thing i've come to know over the years is ladies can easily misunderstand / misinterpret some things especially when these things involve emotions............. .


so tell me miss..........,...what were they doing exactly when you saw them?

hahahahaha

dude you a clown i swear

anyone who takes you seriously has leprosy in the brain

Newboss:
A woman on Nairaland that dreams of being a father or family man, is that one a human being sef?

my guy i wonder too o

kinkybunny:


you really are confused about your life, that you chose a female gender.

my god i miss my memes cos i woulda found the perfect one for you right now



anyways i'll just leave you with an OK!

Dolypson04:
Are you a transgendered?

nope

what 'bout u bruv?

LegitGirl:


Hermaphrodite?

nope


single?

scave:
but u are a mother already with ur F status in NL

scave:
but u are a mother already with ur F status in NL

Heavance:

Mr man, go back and check your gender profile again....
you are one of the reasons Buhari is insulting us all.

oga leave my "profile gender" alone and check my "profile" then come back to give me a

Heavance:
Mr man, go back and check your gender profile again.... you are one of the reasons Buhari is insulting us all.

Heavance:

You have no idea how to be a father, and your profile states you are a female.....
First rule of lying is to never forget

oga check my profile again and come give me a on ur findings

lefulefu:

i am sure the lady the guy wrote the exam for is now happily married with beautiful children.

Thegeneralqueen:
Lefu always use his friends to represent his stories

hehehe


yea and they sound funny and true but that okafor's wife own made me suspect him o


lefu maybe the guy for all we know

Thegeneralqueen:
Lefu your problem is that you're always quick to tell stories about people not minding that we know it happened to you



Same way about the guy who was looking at Mr okafor's wife ass who knows maybe it's you

i thought i was the only one who had this in minmd


i no dey trust this le fulefu and e stories again o

greiboy:
To hell with the three trophies

The last time we won the premier league, I was still in secondary school, with my only life aspirations as pressing one of my class mate breast and becoming a prefect so that could bully my junior ones at school

Today, that my class mate is married with two kids and some of my juniors back in school are already graduates

I think we deserve a new coach, He has really over stayed his welcome

About the new coach

Give me S
""' ""' I
"''. ""''. m

You know the rest

Hahahahaha




hahahahaha.............


dude you a clown!!

wish you guys luck though 9


hope they'll fight to win europa 4 him sha

lefulefu:

oh so u know the story too? well i don tell some ppl dat there are some nigerian guys wey don do wetin jack do for titanic but dem go dey argue with me.

e get who no know/hear the story that time,.....................i think i was in my 100 o.r 200l then sef


i know i've done silly things for ladies but some guys just dey cursed from birth


if i see wetin dem dey do for girls eh i go just siddon dey wonder wetin dey sup

hmmmm


you're right though but personally my difficult age was between 18-21 cos i was so influenced by peer groups to do a lotta bad things



i believe my most difficult age yet would be in my early 30s to infinity cos thats when i intend to get married and as of now i have no clue on how to be a father or family man