NewStats: 3,263,672 , 8,180,982 topics. Date: Saturday, 07 June 2025 at 08:42 AM 6r4y5h

The only reason I still have a DSTV dish hanging on my roof is due to aesthetic.

Those exploitative bastards will die a slow but painful death.

Next is MTN!

Ikaeniyan0:
Last season was the balded man first season and he qualified Chelsea for the UCL and also won an European cup. The club was not even expecting him to qualify for the UCL last season

I don't know about bros, but me I can't be content with mediocrity.

Last season, Man City was unwell. Man Utd was unwell, Arsenal was inconsistent, leaving only Chelsea and Liverpool to challenge for the title. If that bald headed fraud had been competent enough, you think Arne Slot would have won the title?

In case you don't , it was that kind of season that Ranieri won the title for Leicester city. I trust Abramovich, that bald headed fraud wouldn't have job by now. Very foolish coach without tactics. Just put people for field sey make dem dey play anywhere belle face. If you like give Maresca 10 seasons, he wouldn't achieve anything in Chelsea. He's bang average!

Conference League wey be like Principal Cup na him una dey happy for like this? Abegi!

And that bald headed fraud at Chelsea still has a job?

This life no really balance.

Whilst the company gets the biggest blame, I think the young man too was complicit in his own death. Why should a supposed graduate put himself in harm's way just to satisfy his insatiable employer? Wetin him go learn for school gan self?

Therein lies the difference between knowledge and wisdom. The young man may be knowledgeable (being a graduate), but to comply with such risky directive is obviously a lack of wisdom. May the Almighty God have mercy on his soul.

I can't imagine a company I work for sending me on such suicidal errand. Na the person wey deliver that kind message no go return in peace.

What a tragic way to die!

Motivational speaker don drop quote!

Motivational speakers be like; "With perseverance, you can achieve anything. I started my poultry business with only feathers, now, I have lots of birds".

Children are very difficult to supervise!

Don't do this! They are already doing it. Stay away from this, they will move on to another thing. It's on this basis that I commend all hardworking mothers. It's really not easy!

I once argued with my wife about how important our job as a man is in comparison to theirs. She didn't argue with me. A few weeks later, she left the kids with me that she needed to go to the market. Unknown to me, she had instructed the nanny not to show up.

That day ehn, I nearly died of frustration. I started by turning on the T.V for them to watch, it didn't work. I gave them their tab, it didn't calm them. I took them out to ride bicycles, they got bored after a few minutes. Then, they started mes the house and throwing stuff at each other. I became enraged. If you beat one, it's the other that will cry the most. Make una sleep nau, they got up after just 10 minutes and said sleep didn't come.

Then, an idea occurred to me. I brought out their books and started teaching them. They fell into deep sleep very fast.

When my wife returned at night, she saw how exhausted I was and laughed to her heart's delight. Since that day, I dare not say women are not trying. Una dey really try gan ni. Raising children, educating them and keeping them safe is no easy task. May the Almighty God continue to bless all mothers.

PS- Funny enough, despite all this stress, why do most Naija women prefer to have many kids? Me wey be man gan self, I no dey reason 2 pikin.

I'm not really surprised.

Firstly, with the way he talks, one doesn't need a degree in psychology to know he's a wicked soul.

Secondly, his height. Short people are known to be very wicked.

Thirdly, most of these god of men are actually horrible people in real life. Some of them have a heart of stone. I once worked for a woman (a Pastor Mrs.) who kneels and cries during prayer. But this woman ehn, she's as wicked as the devil. On her wedding anniversary, different people were coming on stage to say how "Daddy" impacted their lives positively. Not a single person mentioned "Mummy". When it was her turn to speak, she shocked us all. She said; "I know you people think I'm wicked, but I'm not. I'm only principled". Mehn! The whole hall was thrown into a deafening silence.

Mariangeles:


So, you don't care if your wife is thinking of another man while you're having sex with her?
How disgusting!

Sister, do not take everything we post here seriously. Some of them na cruise o!

It's only family meetings, business meetings or church meetings that should be taken seriously.

If my wife is secretly crushing on another man, that one na her problem. My own be sey make she just dey give me the OPUEH whenever I need it.

If she's cooking for me regularly and giving me the OPUEH whenever I need it. I care less with whatever she does with her feelings.

Who Naija woman love don help self? If them love you self na problem.

#Picks_tooth

chieveboy:
I also noticed several muslims celebrating his death.

I think he does preach against Islam via counter arguments. I think this is ine of the reason he is popular.

My verdict: You cannot rule out Islamic sourcery as reason for his death.

Mocking anyone with death is a display of congenital foolery!

Shey Muslim preachers too no dey die of accident ni? Some people have lost their reasoning because of religion.

In a country plagued by banditry, kidnapping and other forms of terrorism. Siting a road that long in the midst of a thick forest is a display of legendary idiocy.

Even the normal highways have been taken over by bandits, how much more the new one that is situated in the bush. Tinubu's government has really proven to be worse than Buhari in of cluelessness.

Anyways, may Tinubu's cluelessness favour I and my family.

I think we all owe ARSENAL an apology.

This PSG team is too good!

Hisses!

Imagine a whole community being held hostage, yet, they are appealing to a nonexistent government to save them.

Back then in Ajegunle when a similar incident happened, we formed a vigilante group in our street. Each household donated a male to defend their hood.

When the guys came to rob as usual, the way and manner in which we charged at them made them scamper for safety. Since then, there was no such incidence. Eventually, we employed the services of OPC and sanity was restored.

The sooner Mushin residents realize that the government is nonexistent, the better it is for them. Nigeria has become a jungle! It's all man for himself!

I don't entirely believe a person's name can affect his destiny. However, I did christen my children with lovely names so that when they get called by it, they will be proud to answer.

It's the first thing I love about my dad; he gave us all lovely names in addition to quality education, adequate provision and sound moral upbringing (through religion).

Just as I'm proud to bear my name, I made sure I named my children something they'd be proud to bear. Other than that, names are just names. How many BANKOLE don build house? How many TOKUNBO don travel abroad? Ain't there VICTORS that are still fighting wars? Countless AKINS that can't even kill a cockroach.

Abegi!

#Picks_tooth

Realguyman1:
Apart from housing living in Asaba is much expensive than living in lekki

Bros, children's school fee, feeding, transportation and cost of living for Lekki na die o.

The day my brother told me what he pays for his children's fee on the mainland, I nearly fainted. Same standard o.

If you no dey carry calculator waka for Lekki, you go collect. Unless of course you're GEE.

Somebody should tell him to try living in Lekki for just 1 month.

Over here, we go everywhere with our calculator.

Cost of living choke!

President Tinubu like every other past Nigerian president is a pretender! He knows the root of Nigeria's problem but he doesn't have the brains nor balls to fix it. All the "subsidy is gone statement" and "excessive taxation policy" is just a format to generate more revenue for him and his cronies to squander.

In the area of security, even a village idiot knows that Tinubu is totally clueless. Other than issuing political statements after every attack, there hasn't been anything proactive that his government has achieved.

In my lifetime, I never imagined any president could be worse than BUHARI. Truly, Nigeria no be Lagos.

By the way, it gives me great joy to still read Dr. Dele Sobowale's article.

I've been following him on Vanguard Column for about 20 years. His analysis are always apt. One thing about PRESIDO AREA BOY (his alias) is that he doesn't speak tongue in cheek. He will say it just the way he sees it.

May the Almighty God continue to strengthen you sir.

CHELSEA the same yesterday, today and forever.

Very useless team with a bald headed fraud as coach!

Well, it depends. If one marries a good woman, one will definitely prosper. Conversely, if one marries a bad woman, then one is completely finished.

However, one incontrovertible fact about marriage is that "the person's life will never remain the same again". Whether the person's life will now move in a forward or backward direction, it depends on the type of woman he marries.

I thank God for the one I chose!

Whilst I don't disagree with your opinion that "POVERTY can never be hidden". You see wealth? It can really be hidden.

One of my maternal uncles (who mentored me) was stupendously rich but only a few of his family knew.

He doesn't dress flamboyantly, neither does he behave in any way that suggests he's rich. But guess what? Uncle is swimming in money. His favourite words were; "Obe o kin mi nikun agba".

The day he showed me some of his investments, I almost fainted. I learnt a lot from him on how to live a peaceful life. Sometimes when I do some things, my mum would say I should stop behaving like my mentor (her brother).

The truth is that you were never married!

You used the "money na water" line carry entitled mami water put for house. Now wey water don dey dry up, the river goddess is planning to move to a fuller river.

All of you that think money can buy love, na wetin una eye go see be this.

#Picks_tooth

Allsmilez999:
We await the comments of your other monickers 😂

You don really sabi them.

Awon marketers! Na them dey use left hand type, na them dey use right hand reply themselves.

BIZNess123:


I really feel for inter..they are about to go trophyless this season... it's like spending heavily on a girl when it's time to reap she runs...

It's more like a girl you've wooed, took on several outings, exchanged several messages and love notes. Then, on the day she finally comes visiting, your thing refused to stand.

Different strokes for different folks though.

My friend bought a NISSAN 2006 PATHFINDER and his life never remained the same.

The car almost sent him to the afterlife with frustration. Dude almost went bankrupt. To make matters worse, we his friends nicknamed him PATHFINDER.

The day he finally sold the car, he called us one after the other and asked us to thank God for his life. If you dare mention anything NISSAN in his presence, he may cut off your head.

Man Utd life don spoil patapata!

That's all I can say at this point!

#Hisses

The only difference between her and most people's wives is that her own secret is known.

Some people's wives have a higher body count than her and their SIMPLE HUSBANDS still spent heavily on their wedding.

Nothing special here! Just skimpy gown and thick thighs.

The fear of HIV self will kill somebody's morale.

Abegi!

DMerciful:
How come you did not know about your genotype long before you got married? The one you do before marriage is to reconfirm what you already know, not knowing for first time. Deep down your wife may feel deceived.

Do you have the test that was wrong, can you sue the test center?

Based on the fact that between you and your wife, you're to blame, seek the medical route to have more children but don't leave your wife unless she wants to

It's very possible! It happened to me too.

During Health Center Screening at the University, my test result showed that I was AA. Fast forward to a few years after graduation, we were asked to go for a comprehensive test. There and then, I found out that my GENOTYPE test result was AS.

Funny enough, it was a few weeks to my wedding. Stories plenty, but thank God it all ended in praise.

I and my wife just jejely agreed to limit our children to two to avoid stories that touch.

REMO STARS don't have organic fans.

If it was SHOOTING STARS that won the league, by now Ibadan would have experienced another stampede due to the mammoth crowd that will come out to welcome them.

All their indegenes that are AGBEROS, KOROPE DRIVERS, OKADA RIDERS, BUTCHERS, BRICKLAYERS & CARPENTERS in all the 36 states will make the trip home.

UP SHOOTING!

mrvitalis:

As old as you are bro... You been doing this for over 15 years... When u go learn

Dude is a political jobber! He probably can't make a living outside writing epistles for politicians at the rate of #200 per paragraph.

Was he not the same dude who sought "protection money" from his handlers in the early days of APC?

These guys are mentally damaged beyond repair! They have no moral com! Na anywhere belle face be their principle.