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Ayanfe29(f): 2:21pm On Jun 28, 2020

BankyGee:
Happy Sunday guys!!!

Same to you dear

Ayanfe29(f): 2:21pm On Jun 28, 2020

BankyGee:
Gay Wedding
During a gay wedding, the pastor couldn't find the right word to pronounce the couple, as he felt calling them Husband and Wife was very wrong since they were both males.

After a long time of thinking, he finally said:-
"I hereby declare you 'MAN UNITED'"

TO BE CONTINUED

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by Nobody: 8:29pm On Jun 28, 2020

BankyGee:
Answer to Riddle
- They are survivors, so they needn't be buried

Winners of yesterday's riddle:-
loiusdthird!
pu7pl3!
Ayanfe29!
*Claps, cheers*

Big ups bro I love this thread

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BankyGee(m): 8:34pm On Jun 28, 2020

Whiziddo:

Big ups bro I love this thread

Thanks bro, you are highly welcome to the thread! cool

BankyGee(m): 8:41pm On Jun 28, 2020

RIDDLE ME THIS undecided

Ayanfe29(f): 8:56pm On Jun 28, 2020

BankyGee:
RIDDLE ME THIS

Winter

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by Nobody: 11:25pm On Jun 28, 2020

[quote author=BankyGee post=91175977]RIDDLE ME THIS undecided

[/quoute

Anser =Winter
I'm new here

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loiusdthird(m): 11:37am On Jun 29, 2020

BankyGee:
RIDDLE ME THIS

winter

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BankyGee(m): 8:25pm On Jun 29, 2020

The Idiot
A man stomps into a bar. He growls at the bartender:

"Gimme a beer", takes a slug and shouts out,

"All lawyers are idiots!"

A guy at the other end of the bar retorts:

"You take that back!"

The angry man snarls: "Why? Are you a lawyer?"
The guy replies, "No I'm an idiot!"

grin

TO BE CONTINUED

BankyGee(m): 8:40pm On Jun 29, 2020

Answer to Riddle
- Winter

Winners of yesterday's riddle:-
Ayanfe29!
Friendlo! (welcome )
loiusdthird!
*Claps, cheers*

BankyGee(m): 8:47pm On Jun 29, 2020

RIDDLE ME THIS undecided

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by Nobody: 8:53pm On Jun 29, 2020

Day and night cheesy

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by Nobody: 8:55pm On Jun 29, 2020

BankyGee:
Answer to Riddle
- Winter

Winners of yesterday's riddle:-
Ayanfe29!
Friendlo! (welcome )
loiusdthird!
*Claps, cheers*

Thank you for the warm welcome

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BankyGee(m): 9:02pm On Jun 29, 2020

Friendlo:

Thank you for the warm welcome

It's a pleasure, nice dame cool

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loiusdthird(m): 12:32pm On Jun 30, 2020

BankyGee:
RIDDLE ME THIS

sun and moon but I think u can see both during an eclipse

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BankyGee(m): 8:28pm On Jun 30, 2020

Answer(s) to Riddle
- Night & Day
- Sun & Moon

Winners of yesterday's riddle:-
Friendlo!
loiusdthird!
*Claps, cheers*

BankyGee(m): 8:31pm On Jun 30, 2020

pu7pl3, Ayanfe29 mi, Candoit, walterterri555, where art thou(s)?

BankyGee(m): 8:36pm On Jun 30, 2020

RIDDLE ME THIS undecided

A girl came running home crying because her boyfriend broke up with her. When she got home, she broke her phone and all of the pictures that had her boyfriend in it.

What broke first?

loiusdthird(m): 8:39pm On Jun 30, 2020

BankyGee:
RIDDLE ME THIS

her heart

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by Nobody: 9:06pm On Jun 30, 2020

Her heart

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jerrykk(m): 10:44pm On Jun 30, 2020

the relationship/the girl's heart

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Candoit: 12:54pm On Jul 01, 2020

BankyGee:
pu7pl3, Ayanfe29 mi, Candoit, walterterri555, where art thou(s)?

hi BankyGee

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Candoit: 12:58pm On Jul 01, 2020

BankyGee:
RIDDLE ME THIS

Her virginity oo before her heart tongue

BankyGee:
RIDDLE ME THIS

Her virginity oo before her heart

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Ayanfe29(f): 5:20pm On Jul 01, 2020

BankyGee:
pu7pl3, Ayanfe29 mi, Candoit, walterterri555, where art thou(s)?

Happy new month.. I'm here

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Ayanfe29(f): 5:21pm On Jul 01, 2020

BankyGee:
RIDDLE ME THIS

Her heart

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smallboy2000(m): 6:20pm On Jul 01, 2020

BankyGee:
- You know, Its risky to sleep without money in your pocket. If you enter a taxi in your dream, how will you pay?
- I wonder how Metuselah survived 969 years without android phone and power bank!!! Sha men of those days are very powerful
-Oneday, an elephant was walking in a park, he squished many ants with every step he took.
Other angry ants decided to revenge. They climbed his legs and then got to his body. The elephant was not comfortable, so he shook his body thorougly and all the ants fell except one that hung close to the elephant's neck. The angry ants on the floor began to shout:-
Strangle him! Strangle him!

[quote author=BankyGee post=77350766]- You know, Its risky to sleep without money in your pocket. If you enter a taxi in your dream, how will you pay? undecided

- I wonder how Metuselah survived 969 years without android phone and power bank!!! Sha men of those days are very powerful grin

-Oneday, an elephant was walking

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BankyGee(m): 8:17pm On Jul 01, 2020

Ayanfe29:

Her heart

You almost broke my heart baby sad

BankyGee(m): 8:25pm On Jul 01, 2020

Answer to Riddle
- Her Heart

Winners of yesterday's riddle:-
louisdthird!
Friendlo!
jerrykk!
Ayanfe29!
*Claps, cheers*

BankyGee(m): 8:32pm On Jul 01, 2020

Candoit:

Her virginity oo before her heart
Her virginity oo before her heart

The riddle didn't say if they 'chooked' grin

Candoit:

hi BankyGee

Hi brother. Happy New Month!

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BankyGee(m): 8:37pm On Jul 01, 2020

RIDDLE ME THIS undecided

What do you call a fish with no eye?

smallboy2000(m): 8:55pm On Jul 01, 2020

[quote author=BankyGee post=78216446] 1. Church is the best place to go after a breakup You’ll be in the crowd crying and everybody’s thinking You’re in the spirit . 2. Dear money, please come and seduce me! If I refuse to understand, rape me mercilessly . 3. Nobody keeps in touch with yhu like a girl you promise to send money she can even appear in your dreams. . 4. The way some ladies use to eat corn in public ehn You will think the corn is the one responsible for all the problems and misfortunes of their life . 5. Rain wash my mouth tire today after school lesson….dah one no pain me like a slay queen I saw running as if she owe person money . 6. Akpors: My dad fell in the well Bae: Oh my God! Is he alright? Akpors: He must be, cos he stopped calling for help since yesterday . 7. I hate it when going to put offering in church and one fat girl keeps dancing forwards and backwards like MTN Network Mtcheww. Haaaaa

loiusdthird(m): 9:22pm On Jul 01, 2020

BankyGee:
RIDDLE ME THIS

fish hook

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