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rayblast(m): 3:35am On Apr 25, 2020
What is a lockdown??
A lockdown can be defined as wen u ve exhausted all d sleep u were supposed to have used in D midnight during d day. Then u decide to bring out ur blue plastic chair and begin to take record of numbers of bats eagles even aparo(s) flying in D midnight, that is to say u ve been locked down!!!!!
Staphylococcus: 3:48am On Apr 25, 2020
When the down is locked.
WaleGab: 4:03am On Apr 25, 2020
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Staphylococcus:
When the down is locked.
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Re: What Is Ur Definition Of Lockdown??? by Nobody: 4:37am On Apr 25, 2020
Op ur own better oo. Shebi u dey see bats to count, connecting with nature.

My own definition of lockdown is solitary confinement. 247 indoors. I wish i see lizard or chicken to dey feed sef.
handsomeyinka(m): 6:19am On Apr 25, 2020
Lockdown means knockdown.

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