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Have you ever been in a relationship with someone and then they come up with a flimsy excuse as to why the relationship needs to end?

My ex's reason was that "you're now a hustler".

Dammit not everyone can have a white collar job lol

Let's talk about it. Keep them rolling in

We had to break communications because she was not straightforward in her dealings. She called me few days ago that I should never call/text her again,,,,that I am now her EX,,,,lol. And since I never felt okay whenever she's chatting with her EXes, I should stay away from her as she would not want her new bf to feel uneasy too. I don't know if I'm even making any sense,,,,it's like a copied assignment, I can't explain well

SIR0:
Hmmm

Was yours flimsy too? Lol

Lalasticlala..I know this isn't a snake thread o lol but abeg move diz to FP let's read hilarious excuses

Make I buy land here

adewest1999:
Make I buy land here

FTC owns the land on this thread. #7k for a plot

I've never really been in a relationship. It always breaks off before it truly forms.

We never got to the main stage of the relationship b4 baba tell me say if he would end up marrying me he must love me less, that he loves me too much.
I was like are you making sense at all??

Too clingy or suspicious


Years later I was damn right all along.

That she wants to become a pastor...






But now a glorified Olosho

Lindaa97:
We never got to the main stage of the relationship b4 baba tell me say if he would end up marrying me he must love me less, that he loves me too much.
I was like are you making sense at all??

Most flimsy excuse of the century.."to marry you, I need to love you less." Omo people jus dey diz world o lmao

She told me am too good for her, that she doesn't deserve me.

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I'm still hoping the gal that will be bold enough to break up with me will come my way someday. #Kolewerk

She had the habbit of visiting her friend who is an Olosho in the brothel near my street.

I asked her to stop but she refused just giving a flimsy excuse that the lady in question is her childhood friend.

She say am not the kinda of guy she need in her life that am too gentle nd linear that she need a man she would fear and b intimidate her. behold she is now dating Mayweather jr

She wasn't straight forward. She was like you are the only one trying to make the relationship work.

After 4 years , dude said he had trust issues...he was trained by his father not to trust women.He also said even if he gives me the whole world I won't be satisfied.....After telling his friends that I don't like demanding and the idiots told him I'll be over demanding after marriage..

He said I was always getting angry and he cud not take it anymore

It is not you, it is me.


I would never understand this riddle

pocohantas:
It is not you, it is me.


I would never understand this riddle

It's me. I'm the problem. You are perfect. But I'm too fvcked up upstairs. I don't deserve you babe. You deserve better

pocohantas:
It is not you, it is me.


I would never understand this riddle

I used that line twice

Cuccitini:
She say am not the kinda of guy she need in her life that am too gentle nd linear that she need a man she would fear and b intimidate her. behold she is now dating Mayweather jr

lol

Chi59:
I've never really been in a relationship. It always breaks off before it truly forms.

after the sex?

niaralandtop:
after the sex?

What's your business with my sex life?

pocohantas:
It is not you, it is me.


I would never understand this riddle

It's him, not you.

Nothing. Just wondering while they only come for the sex

Chi59:

What's your business with my sex life?

Lol.. They always call me names in their texts or letters..
What have I not been called olorun
Psychopath,sociopath, narcissist, vile, wicked..
Lord knows I've always been misunderstood my entire life .
Never care anyway.. Hope they're happy wherever they are..

I would never understand this riddle [/quote]
I doubt if anybody can understand or interprete the riddle. It's more like a cliche nowadays

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niaralandtop:
Nothing. Just wondering while they only come for the sex

Comprehension is very expensive nowadays. Sorry ehn.

Chi59:

Comprehension is very expensive nowadays. Sorry ehn.

sex with you will be boring