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LarrySun(m): 4:21pm On Oct 01, 2017
ftosino:
with this amount of wisdom, Black can do better than stealing.
\
kudos to you sir.
Maybe his wisdom lies in thievery.

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LarrySun(m): 4:25pm On Oct 01, 2017
Fazemood:
Larrysun, Black isn't black afterall cool
It appears so.
LarrySun(m): 4:26pm On Oct 01, 2017
Celsony:


Pls where is Amara?
Being naughty as usual.

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LarrySun(m): 4:27pm On Oct 01, 2017
supizino:
Mad man blackie always unpredictable larrysun more ink to ur pen "been awhile thou''
I apologise for that.
Re: Black Maria by Nobody: 8:34pm On Oct 01, 2017
Celsony:


Pls where is Amara?

I believe you're being sarcastic now....
pitlaterine(f): 8:38pm On Oct 01, 2017
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Celsony: 2:37am On Oct 02, 2017
Vicoch:


I believe you're being sarcastic now....

No, I am not, the last time i read is that she wanted to kill herself for Black & was rescued, i cant wat happened to her after then. I just need to be reminded thats all...
stuff46(m): 5:48am On Oct 02, 2017
Boom, more ink to you pen Larry.
LarrySun(m): 5:15pm On Oct 02, 2017

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SNOWBOI360(m): 5:43pm On Oct 02, 2017
grin[color=#000099][/color]that CONDUCTOR WILL CAUSE THAT DAY A THOUNSAND TIMES
SNOWBOI360(m): 5:48pm On Oct 02, 2017
[code][/code]Ride on larry goch ur back Ride on larry goch ur back Ride on larry goch ur back
omobs(m): 6:21pm On Oct 02, 2017
I love black
Fazemood(m): 6:51pm On Oct 02, 2017
Nice, funny, and crazy blaskets. Hahaha
And Larrysun you need to read the beginning of your update and make correction "Every attempt of robbery black was foiled by black. I think you meant basket
Ansasan(f): 7:02pm On Oct 02, 2017
grin grin cheesy grin cheesy
This is my favourite update yet!
Weldone boss
Tolulopefinest(m): 7:06pm On Oct 02, 2017
Is Larrysun from this planet? cheesy You're just too Good
ohluwanome(m): 7:16pm On Oct 02, 2017
lol..funny update

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Honeydawealth(f): 7:26pm On Oct 02, 2017
Nice one Larrysun! More ink to ur pen,more wisdom to ur brain, more money in ur acct..... Still following! More plsssss!!!
Skimpledawg(m): 7:33pm On Oct 02, 2017
grin grin grin cheesy

Larrysun, kill me o cheesy
morsadh(m): 9:56pm On Oct 02, 2017
LarrySun:


“I sincerely hope you have a good solution,” Basket told Black, “This conductor is not smiling at all.”

Peter did not say anything.

Four more engers paid before the conductor encountered another ‘staff’. This one was a naval officer. The conductor was getting really frustrated. It seemed to him like staff officers had chosen this particular van to converge in.

“Young me, your transport fares, please?” The conductor asked Peter and Basket, still grumbling angrily under his breath. He must have been cursing the officers that were abusing their powers.

Basket turned to his friend, “This is the time for the solution, Blackie.”

Black looked at the conductor and said, “Staff.”

“What!” Basket nearly fainted, “Don’t tell me this is your solution.”

The conductor stared from Basket to Peter. He didn’t believe he heard the black boy right. He said wrathfully, “You must be kidding me! Under what division of the force do nonentities like you belong?”

At this time, even the other engers were looking back at the two idiots in the back seat, as if Peter and Basket were millipedes who had just crawled out of the hole of stupidity and were moving about with a thousand legs of foolishness.

“We’re the Boy Scouts,” Peter replied grimly.

Basket flushed with embarrassment. He began to sweat nervously. Once again, Peter had dragged him to the altar of sacrifice.

“Who the hell knows the Boy Scouts?” said the driver. He had stopped the vehicle and was now glaring balefully at the boys. It was as if a million eyes were staring at both Peter and Basket.

“Get out of the van now!” the driver growled.

“We’ve got our rights!” Black insisted.

“Show us your identity cards,” said the police officer.

Peter answered bravely, “We left them at home.”

One thing led to another. One word spoken wrongly. One falsehood exposed. A minute later, the vehicle was travelling down the road, but without Peter and Basket. The boys were standing alone at the roadside. They were dressed in only their underwear; their shirts and tros had been seized.

They trekked the rest of the way home in their near-naked status. Basket rained insults on Peter all the way home. Darkness came and coldness accompanied.

I'm still laughing! Black will not wound someone... grin grin grin grin Good job, LarrySun.
ftosino(m): 9:52am On Oct 03, 2017
what was black thinking?\
he just made basket suffer
LarrySun(m): 2:55pm On Oct 03, 2017
SNOWBOI360:
grin[color=#000099][/color]that CONDUCTOR WILL CAUSE THAT DAY A THOUNSAND TIMES
Lol! That might be true indeed.
LarrySun(m): 2:56pm On Oct 03, 2017
SNOWBOI360:
[code][/code]Ride on larry goch ur back Ride on larry goch ur back Ride on larry goch ur back
Thanks.
LarrySun(m): 2:56pm On Oct 03, 2017
omobs:
I love black
smiley Loving a thief is such a noble feeling.
LarrySun(m): 2:57pm On Oct 03, 2017
Fazemood:
Nice, funny, and crazy blaskets. Hahaha
And Larrysun you need to read the beginning of your update and make correction "Every attempt of robbery black was foiled by black. I think you meant basket
Thanks for the corrections. God bless you.

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LarrySun(m): 2:57pm On Oct 03, 2017
Ansasan:
grin grin cheesy grin cheesy
This is my favourite update yet!
Weldone boss
cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy

Thanks ma'am.

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LarrySun(m): 2:58pm On Oct 03, 2017
Tolulopefinest:
Is Larrysun from this planet? cheesy
You're just too Good
I'm a full-blooded Earthling. Thanks. smiley
LarrySun(m): 3:01pm On Oct 03, 2017
ohluwanome:
lol..funny update
Comedy before tragedy.
LarrySun(m): 3:01pm On Oct 03, 2017
Honeydawealth:
Nice one Larrysun! More ink to ur pen,more wisdom to ur brain, more money in ur acct..... Still following! More plsssss!!!
Thank you, ma'am.
LarrySun(m): 3:01pm On Oct 03, 2017
Skimpledawg:
grin grin grin cheesy

Larrysun, kill me o cheesy
cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy
LarrySun(m): 3:02pm On Oct 03, 2017
morsadh:


I'm still laughing! Black will not wound someone... grin grin grin grin Good job, LarrySun.
Thank you, sir, for following.
LarrySun(m): 3:03pm On Oct 03, 2017
ftosino:
what was black thinking?\

he just made basket suffer
He was obviously having fun.
LarrySun(m): 3:04pm On Oct 03, 2017
Celsony:


No, I am not, the last time i read is that she wanted to kill herself for Black & was rescued, i cant wat happened to her after then. I just need to be reminded thats all...
You really have to scroll back some few pages.

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