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ClassCaptain:
Episode Finale...


I started packing a few things to escape the next morning when i heard knocks and shouts from my neighbours...

By the time i came outside,

behold !!!

Grandma in an aggresive mood , she had started raining curses on me in her native tongue,

the little girl who i guessed identified me as the last person that entered the house,

a guy who i guess is the neighbour and one who shouted up nepa ...he was holding my handband as evidense and


two officers of the nigeria police force with strong akpu faces, ak47 that can shoot anytime and then steel handcuffs.....

Are you so so so so...

Yes ... I replied vibrating and shaking like fowl inside water as all my neighbours were already outside in wrappers, towels and shortnickers... Awon alaroye and the guardian newspaper........

it was just 7am in the morning...

I was trying to ask for their search warrant when i was donated two slaps by the officers... The slap made me to start wondering if they were just policemen or SARZ..

I was still being handcuffed and telling my neighbour,importexpert to call my innocent mum and Dad to inform them of the matters arising when the girl i was teaching CRS barged in...

She came in with her Mum, her DAd holding a cutlass,her brother and two other Soldiers were kobokos ...

Where is that your CRs teacher?...the dad asked in alex usifo voice...

'thats him .....the girl pointed to me., crying and shaking....

I didnt even bother to ask what has happened...

I no say my own don done...


The End



written by Classcaptain...

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I really don't know if I should laugh or cry. na me come be ur neighbour ba? guy but frankly u need psychological attention

importexpert:



I really don't know if I should laugh or cry. na me come be ur neighbour ba?

Lol

poor me, I missed this class again. let me sit and read the past lessons. Oga Classcaptain una well done o

hmm. funny story, but in reality such stories made me sad. especially when it's done to under aged girls, I always felt like striking them dead with thunder. if not for the useless law makers we have here in this country, there should immediate death penalty to any one found guilty of this offence. or on a soft note, their Moses rods should be cut off. or better still make den force out their balls with contaminated
knife. my submission.

Classcaptain, na Sony ericsson you don dey use now? don't tell me it's k310 o. guess you must be missing your N1 by now.
how are you this morning?

Okaakoko:
hmm. funny story, but in reality such stories made me sad. especially when it's done to under aged girls, I always felt like striking them dead with thunder. if not for the useless law makers we have here in this country, there should immediate death penalty to any one found guilty of this offence. or on a soft note, their Moses rods should be cut off. or better still make den force out their balls with contaminated
knife. my submission.

Classcaptain, na Sony ericsson you don dey use now? don't tell me it's k310 o. guess you must be missing your N1 by now.
how are you this morning?

am good....

Short but educative
nice one bro

Dygeasy:
LMAO

ClassCaptain, you are a fool!! !

Jarizod, i don call you oohh

RaDaZaBaNa:
Jarizod, i don call you oohh

God bless you babaly!!!

Lalasticlala, pls kindly help move to the romance or anyother appropriate section...Thanks

Lalasticlala .. Move to front page, this story is just too good. Nice one bro

somehowpenis:
Lalasticlala .. Move to front page, this story is just too good. Nice one bro

"Rape" is a strong word and shouldn't be joked with.

lalasticlala:


"Rape" is a strong word and shouldn't be joked with.

never meant to joke with the word and if u read the content, you know it was never meant to trivialise the issue of rape or joke with it...

The title as been adjusted and modified accordingly anyway....

always a legend....

Ay04z:
always a legend....

thanks G

konji is not a respecter of anyone

Lalasticlala, why u move am go sexuality naw ..
Shey u even read the story at all
abeg naw..... lalasticlala

somehowpenis:
Lalasticlala .. Move to front page, this story is just too good. Nice one bro

thnk you boss..this ur name tho

Thank you oo lalasticlala ..

Odogwu my alobam biko e me ego...

Pls can this get to the land flowing with nutritious goat milk and honey from the insect bee aka headquarters, lalasticlala .........

shegzyreal:
konji is not a respecter of anyone

no be lie bros

Chaii, I yaff laugh sotey I fall down from a okra tree

I don but this land oh

Sexytemi:
Chaii, I yaff laugh sotey I fall down from a okra tree

hope u didnt laff and forget the main message, cos thats the koko...

ClassCaptain I never comment on your stories b4 buy 2day I must comment


































WELDONE BRO

I never commented on any of ur story buh I must confess













nice write up bruh

Class Captain....Baba Nla... I dab for you ooo!! I knew this was going to be dope as I saw ur name on the post. Nice and educative one.

[quote author=Jarizod post=48530279] God bless you babaly!!![/quote

U are welcome

Rapists should be castrated.

Rapists should be castrated. This was really funny. I am laughing like a wizard in the night

Lol.. Jst farabale read this stuff.
Good one mehn
why is this not on frontpage tho ?
Hilarious something...

"Am sorry., i dont think i can make it......
Haa,you better make it ni oo...i shouted angrily at her... '
If you dont make it today ,you cant make it in life again"..The above cracked me up real bad @ClassCaptain.U no well sha lol..Nice one by the way! This should be on frontpage.Maybe you should add snake or boobs to the title.

Nice storyline i must say