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emmaak2(m): 11:17am On Aug 08, 2016
When driving the following speed limits, don't forget these hymns
1. *60km/ph* - it is well with my soul.

2. *80km/ph* - God will take care of me

3. *100km/ph* - Guide me o'thou oh great redeemer

4. *120km/ph* - Nearer my God to thee

5. *140km/ph* - This world is not my home

6. *160km/ph* - Lord I am coming home

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thegame(m): 11:17pm On Aug 08, 2016
emmaak2:
When driving the following speed limits, don't forget these hymns
1. *60km/ph* - it is well with my soul.

2. *80km/ph* - God will take care of me

3. *100km/ph* - Guide me o'thou oh great redeemer

4. *120km/ph* - Nearer my God to thee

5. *140km/ph* - This world is not my home

6. *160km/ph* - Lord I am coming home

Lmfao@ Lord I am coming home. Haba, it's not that bad now. Sometimes you dont even notice till you look at the speedometer. Lol@the world is not my home. Funny poster

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emmaak2(m): 3:18am On Aug 09, 2016
na so life be

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snipesdam(m): 9:30am On Aug 09, 2016
So which song should be sang when i reach the 200km/ph mark?

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emmaak2(m): 5:13pm On Aug 09, 2016
I HAVE DECIDED TO FOLLOW JESUS

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otijah(m): 6:30am On Aug 11, 2016
160 is too small to start singing am coming home
I dey blow 200, 220 sef yet I don't notice am nearer to my grave

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StartNowNG: 6:30am On Aug 11, 2016
lol, Dats true grin Driving at a very high speed is suicidal


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veekid(m): 6:30am On Aug 11, 2016
And if they don't have this? You ll get them arrested?
Talius(m): 6:31am On Aug 11, 2016
LOL. As a chorister I just have to laugh, your choices of hymns are superb.

Meanwhile, today's my birthday, it won't hurt you all to wish me a happy birthday.

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jazinogold(m): 6:33am On Aug 11, 2016
at 200km/hr
He go dy play....Dagrin, If I die make you no cry for me.

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sinaj(f): 6:33am On Aug 11, 2016
LWKMD cheesy



Am coming home indeed grin
Vince77(m): 6:33am On Aug 11, 2016
if u are driving a very good car u wont even notice when ur speed climbs to 100

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ademiD(f): 6:33am On Aug 11, 2016
snipesdam:
So which song should be sang when i reach the 200km/ph mark?
here I am Lord

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Re: What Nigerian Drivers Should Have At The Back Of Their Mind by Nobody: 6:33am On Aug 11, 2016
snipesdam:
So which song should be sang when i reach the 200km/ph mark?
Gbé ra.

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hibykhay: 6:34am On Aug 11, 2016
Lol..... bt wait ooooo....... rubbish post Don full NL and na dose thread dey make fp...... #my observation
lonelydora: 6:34am On Aug 11, 2016
So Op, you consider 120-140km/hr as speed? You probably haven't driven on Abuja - Lokoja route.

140km/hr is some people's cruising speed grin




Meanwhile

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chukz999(m): 6:35am On Aug 11, 2016
emmaak2:
When driving the following speed limits, don't forget these hymns
1. *60km/ph* - it is well with my soul.

2. *80km/ph* - God will take care of me

3. *100km/ph* - Guide me o'thou oh great redeemer

4. *120km/ph* - Nearer my God to thee

5. *140km/ph* - This world is not my home

6. *160km/ph* - Lord I am coming home
Lol. soon and very soon i am going to meet the lord

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jazinogold(m): 6:36am On Aug 11, 2016
emmaak2:
When driving the following speed limits, don't forget these hymns
1. *60km/ph* - it is well with my soul.

2. *80km/ph* - God will take care of me

3. *100km/ph* - Guide me o'thou oh great redeemer

4. *120km/ph* - Nearer my God to thee

5. *140km/ph* - This world is not my home

6. *160km/ph* - Lord I am coming home

at 180km/h - fada fada

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moonnstar(f): 6:36am On Aug 11, 2016
Talius:
LOL. As a chorister I just have to laugh, your choices of hymns are superb.

Meanwhile, today's my birthday, it won't hurt you all to wish me a happy birthday.
happy born day

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okonja(m): 6:36am On Aug 11, 2016
Lol grin
sinaj(f): 6:37am On Aug 11, 2016
Talius:
LOL. As a chorister I just have to laugh, your choices of hymns are superb.

Meanwhile, today's my birthday, it won't hurt you all to wish me a happy birthday.


HAPPY birthday Choir master tongue




WuLLnp nd more melody to ur voice kiss

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tolexy007(m): 6:38am On Aug 11, 2016
grin
lonelydora: 6:38am On Aug 11, 2016
moonnstar:
happy born day

I just like your signature.
Lovexme(m): 6:39am On Aug 11, 2016
Lol.


220km/h .......Yonder Place.
tolexy007(m): 6:40am On Aug 11, 2016
otijah:
160 is too small to start singing am coming home
I dey blow 200, 220 sef yet I don't notice am nearer to my grave




OK....keep blowing more,
Talius(m): 6:40am On Aug 11, 2016
sinaj:


HAPPY birthday Choir master tongue



WuLLnp nd more melody to ur voice kiss
Thank you dear. Do I know you? You sound like my future wife.

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Talius(m): 6:40am On Aug 11, 2016
moonnstar:
happy born day
Thank you dear
gentlegenius(m): 6:40am On Aug 11, 2016
I've observed that in Nigeria, accidents occurs mostly at weekends(Saturdays and Sundays). I've been with my mum at the accident and emergency section of a University teaching hospital and noticed that accident victims/casualties brought to the hospital were too much during weekends. So this is to advise you to be extra careful anytime you find yourself on the road especially at weekends. If you are driving, that accident don't kill... Speed kills. So DRIVE to ARRIVE ALIVE!

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PrinceEvolution(m): 6:41am On Aug 11, 2016
and the road i wandered has led me to thee!!!!because with the condition of the roads in nigeria u wud certainly be with ur maker if u carelessly gas up ur engine to a 200km/ph in dat con3 bro.keke napep,okada,hawkers and the baba nla POT HOLE SORRY DEATH TRAPS.
snipesdam:
So which song should be sang when i reach the 200km/ph mark?

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gentlegenius(m): 6:41am On Aug 11, 2016
snipesdam:
So which song should be sang when i reach the 200km/ph mark?
Hmmmm At 200km/ph on Naija Road, you won't be able to sing any song because you are already in HELL...

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rabex123(m): 6:42am On Aug 11, 2016
And it made front page..mods wch way now
Holluwatarhyor(m): 6:42am On Aug 11, 2016
@200 Jerusalem on high,A o padE leti odo and ijadopin things

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