NewStats: 3,265,089 , 8,185,641 topics. Date: Friday, 13 June 2025 at 12:37 PM 5m4h4w

aalangel:

Remembrance silence for who?

. For those who fought their wars

Hug a chelsea fan today and save a life...*ROTFL*

So Chelsea has now become the most sought after club in the world suddenly

Na every club wan fvck am....

Even Kano Pillars self don dey consider a friendly match with them....chai!

wristbangle:


Which church do u think we should recommend for them?

MFM should be just right...

wristbangle:
Honestly I feel for chelsea fans.. Apart from the fact that it's their worst season so far, the team has lost its morale and I dont think from the look of things they will bounce back on time.

It seems chelsea footballers need counselling and if their problem is spiritual maybe they should seek for deliverance

My brother nothing like deliverance oo. The antidote naa simple I AM SORRY from Mourinho to Dr EVA and the massaging treat on the players will resume and everything will change authomatically. Abi you no notice say the new female doctor dey irritate the players?

man u thread 3 pages Chelsea don reach 18 and still counting, this implies that everybody has some particular interest in this team,though your interest may different from mine,
...then who says we are not the most followed ,most watched,team in the world.

gud 4 the.

gud 4 them

Chelsea don deh loose olosho virginah

Jummate:
So Chelsea has now become the most sought after club in the world suddenly

Na every club wan fvck am....

Even Kano Pillars self don dey consider a friendly match with them....chai!

we are still the current champion.

[size=15pt]BREAKING NEWS

Chelsea striker Diego Costa is in trouble again.

Sky Sports News reporting that a steward at the Britannia stadium makes complaint to referee accusing Chelsea's Diego Costa of assault.

more to follow...[/size]

[size=14pt]Man Utd plays rubbish, wins 2-0. Chelsea plays fantastic, loses 1-0.

Sometimes you just don't get the luck on your side. It's insane![/size]

Dear God




Please toy with abrahamovichs mind so he won't sack mourinho until dec 28 when man u would have played them and beaten them silly

Eleyi gidi gan this one is strong...

CHELSEA FC Champions
Champion Champio Champi
Champ Cham Cha Cha Ch
Cham Champ Champi
Champio Champion
ChampionS championshi
championship

mayorjosh:
Dear God




Please toy with abrahamovichs mind so he won't sack mourinho until dec 28 when man u would have played them and beaten them silly

so for your mind you go beat us, if everybody dhey beat Chelsea, not like man u and arsenal.

Kbs468:

My brother nothing like deliverance oo. The antidote naa simple I AM SORRY from Mourinho to Dr EVA and the massaging treat on the players will resume and everything will change authomatically. Abi you no notice say the new female doctor dey irritate the players?

Bros, I know no about this oo

onyxo76:
MFM should be just right...

Lol

Segadem:
man u thread 3 pages Chelsea don reach 18 and still counting, this implies that everybody has some particular interest in this team,though your interest may different from mine,
...then who says we are not the most followed ,most watched,team in the world.

Are they deceiving u or u are the one deceiving urself. Everybody here wants to know how many stoke will lash Chelsea, we also here to laugh at some ur consoling comments, this one is one of them

Freemanan:
Mourinho

Please please, I'm a fan of Murinho.

hehehe.... thunder wwh go fire d *** DAT banned me is still doing press up... sha thanks for releasing me...
na so I just deh look this thread widout comment

adebayor1490:
Lemme tell u d fact, chelsea's problem this season is spiritual. We keep playing well, yet, keep losing. Good players making bad mistakes and wrong decisions

SHATAAAP with your spiritual nonse!

dotcomnamename:
Well, i don't like Chelsea, but my heart goes out to Chelsea fans. These are tough times but I have no doubts about your ability to get back into EPL even if relegated.

pls pray for them to escape relegation oo else I prophesy the fate of Blackburn Rovers, Wigan, Charlton Athletic, Leeds United, Reading, portsmouth, Fulham, QPR, Bolton, Wolves, Birmingham, Middlesborough, Hull city, etc befalling Chelsea by the time this present set of players run away after relegation oo just like Hazard has said he is going to Madrid because of champions league next season

incredu:
[size=14pt]Man Utd plays rubbish, wins 2-0. Chelsea plays fantastic, loses 1-0.

Sometimes you just don't get the luck on your side. It's insane![/size]

who told u man utd palyed rubbish?

Na 21 position sure for Chelsea these season. Na relegation sure for Chelsea

There was a time when Chelsea was to play a team like Stoke, you would fear for Stoke.

Now Chelsea was to play Stoke and Chelsea fans were scared for Chelsea.

TIME CHANGES YESTERDAY.

I see Chelsea being relegated this season.Dem too resemble PDP self!!!

eleko1:
On my way to vickyrotex house .Downfall of man pikin Is not the end of life.Ndoh vickyrotex, nor mind IYANGBALI

No near this place!

Segadem:
man u thread 3 pages Chelsea don reach 18 and still counting, this implies that everybody has some particular interest in this team,though your interest may different from mine,
...then who says we are not the most followed ,most watched,team in the world.

lol yes no doubt, just keep losing, Una go carry the most watched team trophy

mikedimeji:


Are they deceiving u or u are the one deceiving urself. Everybody here wants to know how many stoke will lash Chelsea, we also here to laugh at some ur consoling comments, this one is one of them

then it means u don't get the message, who cares about what man u play today,but everybody is waiting for Chelsea game today, whether u watch the match to complement or to hate u still have Chelsea at heart by following them,that counted YOU as part of those who watched Chelsea match today, which make it most watched team.

chat2deen:
CHELSEA FC Champions
Champion Champio Champi
Champ Cham Cha Cha Ch
Cham Champ Champi
Champio Champion
ChampionS championshi
championship

Laughing my ars out, bros you are sooo creative and if eventually everything ended that way, meeeennn you will be tagged prophetically creative and that will become your new moniker for posterity

Most Chelsea players are moronic self-indulging players. Handful of them cannot play for my high school coach. In fact, their style of play is non-objective.