NewStats: 3,264,676 , 8,184,386 topics. Date: Wednesday, 11 June 2025 at 11:45 PM t1ey

Candyrain:
Oh really! So how am I supposed to be a stallion when we are still V?

Let's just say I can sense the "horse power"

buygala:
Kachisbarbie



I have a thing for pregnant married women

So born boy don dey that woman belle?

Aunty kachis, congrats oo. E go be fine bobo or sisi oo

I don't think you can do that. Only those who have had it can tell what the horse power is, not by sensing

PunkyVeer:


Let's just say I can sense the "horse power"

PunkyVeer:

Disliking?
But anyway yeah.

he meant he couldnt dislike it, even if he wanted to

different species of Detailers on NL

Candyrain:
I don't think you can do that. Only those who have had it can tell what the horse power is, not by sensing

Never underestimate my spidey senses I'm like a scanner, baby bae-bae. Just one look & I can even tell how many times you chew each bite of food

"Those who have had it"? But I thought you were in my team "#teamvirgin chyeah!"? And you even
cheered with me. Oh the betrayal stings! *clutches chest* Et tu Brute indeed

How's the mornin' , Can?

quiinnBee:

he meant he couldnt dislike it, even if he wanted to

Oh! I thought that maybe he was an undercover hater before. Kikiki. Some people on NL love their chilled bottle of Haterade so you can never know for sure what they mean

I actually meant those who have had it in my previous life and of course we are #teamvirgin, I can't betray you. Since you have spidey sense and probably a x-ray vision I guess I have to start wearing lead pants so you stop seeing my weapon of mass destruction lol...

I'm fine dear, how are you too? It's Saturday, what's up for today?

PunkyVeer:


Never underestimate my spidey senses I'm like a scanner, baby bae-bae. Just one look & I can even tell how many times you chew each bite of food

"Those who have had it"? But I thought you were in my team "#teamvirgin chyeah!"? And you even
cheered with me. Oh the betrayal stings! *clutches chest* Et tu Brute indeed

How's the mornin' , Can?

PunkyVeer:


Oh! I thought that maybe he was an undercover hater before. Kikiki. Some people on NL love their chilled bottle of Haterade so you can never know for sure what they mean

Lol Nah.He Wasnt Hating

Candyrain:
I actually meant those who have had it in my previous life and of course we are #teamvirgin, I can't betray you. Since you have spidey sense and probably a x-ray vision I guess I have to start wearing lead pants so you stop seeing my weapon of mass distruction lol...

I'm fine dear, how are you too? It's Saturday, what's up for today?

LMFAO @ past life. The lies he tells! Oh & I think I have an idea on the other stuff Don't ask me why

Anyway, good & good. Got loads of ish to do but the bed is still feeling unbelievably comfortable. I can't drag meself out of it. It's like I'm with Clooney. At least I imagine I'd never leave the bed if I had Clooney. Kikiki. I'm joking.

quiinnBee:

Lol Nah.He Wasnt Hating

Have you acquired any "haters" yet? Brace yourself lol

PunkyVeer:


Have you acquired any "haters" yet? Brace yourself lol

Here you are...

PunkyVeer:


LMFAO @ past life. The lies he tells! Oh & I think I have an idea on the other stuff Don't ask me why

Anyway, good & good. Got loads of ish to do but the bed is still feeling unbelievably comfortable. I can't drag meself out of it. It's like I'm with Clooney. At least I imagine I'd never leave the bed if I had Clooney. Kikiki. I'm joking.

I don't tell lies, you know that, don't you? and lol... You think you really do have an idea on the other stuff? I seriously doubt I'm sure you would have told me if you do

I think I know what to do to get your @ss outta that bed and which Clooney are you talking about? George Clooney?

angels09:

Here you are...

Been searching?. Have you got your senses back? I didn't appreciate the lies you told about me last time. If you have a crush, just create a thread about ME & make sure you spell my name right Just kidding. I didn't like that one bit though so please don't put me on the spot like that next time.

Candyrain:


I don't tell lies, you know that, don't you? and lol... You think you really do have an idea on the other stuff? I seriously doubt I'm sure you would have told me if you do

I think I know what to do to get your @ss outta that bed and which Clooney are you talking about? George Clooney?

Let me ignore the steamy talk Some virgin you are! Anyway yeash, old George. How do you intend to get me out of bed? Are you gonna crawl in & show me scary "stuff" ? Hahaha.

PunkyVeer:


Let me ignore the steamy talk Some virgin you are! Anyway yeash, old George. How do you intend to get me out of bed? Are you gonna crawl in & show me scary "stuff" ? Hahaha.

Oh come on, why Old George when you have someone like
Hahahahaha... @scary stuff. Seems you don't like scary "stuff"

Candyrain:


Oh come on, why Old George when you have someone like
Hahahahaha... @scary stuff. Seems you don't like scary "stuff"

Hahaha. Whatever. Naughty! Situation right now is I got stuff to do, so later alligator

It's always nice talking to you, Can One of these days I wanna be candid with you about my "heart problems". But it'll have to wait. For now let me wear a smile, go weep in the rain so anyone wouldn't notice I'm crying. I'm hurting BAD. But anyway, ta-ta for now!

PunkyVeer:


Hahaha. Whatever. Naughty! Situation right now is I got stuff to do, so later alligator

It's always nice talking to you, Can One of these days I wanna be candid with you about my "heart problems". But it'll have to wait. For now let me wear a smile, go weep in the rain so anyone wouldn't notice I'm crying. I'm hurting BAD. But anyway, ta-ta for now!

Haha... @aliigator

It's always nice talking to you too dear. I'm looking forward to that day and I'll be ready to listen. I know you are hurting BAD and another thing I know is that you are STRONG HEARTED. Just remain strong no matter what. Do take care and bye for now.

I want to mingle! I swear I'm single to stupor!

morethanadoll:
So far, I have only encountered one Nigerian from Lagos that I would have dated in real life. He isn't on Nairaland, but I just wanted to share my experience. I met him through Instagram and was very attractive! *sighs* Distance always ruins everything. HAHA

owh I 4got 2 tell u Bea. I'm now on nairaland

Candyrain:


Haha... @aliigator

It's always nice talking to you too dear. I'm looking forward to that day and I'll be ready to listen. I know you are hurting BAD and another thing I know is that you are STRONG HEARTED. Just remain strong no matter what. Do take care and bye for now.

Two errands down, two to go. Btw, I just realised I made an error in my little Latin class. I was distracted by something else on tv at the time (got the attention span of a tsetse fly ), so I made the Freudian slip. Julius Ceasar said the words not Christ lol. Well both were stabbed in the back so you can see the correlation I made in my jumbled mind.

Hello bunch of cowards. Why are you always scared to speak your mind here? Huh.

all4naija:
Hello bunch of cowards. Why are you always scared to speak your mind here? Huh.

What about you? You haven't said a thing so far

PunkyVeer:


What about you? You haven't said a thing so far

I just saw the thread! I always open up as a free human being. Not a person in closet like most of you cowards here.

Oh I see! Need any help with the remaining errands? Just bring it on, I'm feeling a little idle at the moment

And so what's attention span of the fly? Educate me mama

PunkyVeer:


Two errands down, two to go. Btw, I just realised I made an error in my little Latin class. I was distracted by something else on tv at the time (got the attention span of a tsetse fly ), so I made the Freudian slip. Julius Ceasar said the words not Christ lol. Well both were stabbed in the back so you can see the correlation I made in my jumbled mind.

all4naija:
I just saw the thread! I always open up as a free human being. Not a person in closet like most of you cowards here.

Whatever. So who would you wanna romance here? Bust it open for me

PunkyVeer:


Whatever. So who would you wanna romance here? Bust it open for me

I already got a super hottie and I don't want to mess around with anybody. So I am not a coward.

Candyrain:
Oh I see! Need any help with the remaining errands? Just bring it on, I'm feeling a little idle at the moment

And so what's attention span of the fly? Educate me mama

Lol @ feeling idle. I got it all under control like a bawse, thanks.

IDK, flies just seem to have a short attention span. Never seen it "concentrating"

all4naija:
I already got a super hottie and I don't want to mess around with anybody. So I am not a coward.

Oh so you say! Wish I could see this "super hottie" that got you pussymatised like this

*runs*

PunkyVeer:


Oh so you say! Wish I could see this "super hottie" that got you pussymatised like this

*runs*

. You don't have to run because I don't bite that much.

Ok then

PunkyVeer:


Lol @ feeling idle. I got it all under control like a bawse, thanks.

IDK, flies just seem to have a short attention span. Never seen it "concentrating"

cutesmilez:
owh I 4got 2 tell u Bea. I'm now on nairaland

Oh really now...? Lol